I joined the group chat as Aizen in the Ninja World

Upskirt Maniac: Wow, great! .

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: What a beautiful night view, and the architectural styles are also very unique.

Lazy Kitten: It feels like Hengdian World Studios, really. With all the electric lights and decorations hanging on the old city towers, it really feels like Hengdian. However, Hengdian doesn't have red flags on every building like you do...

This is an actor: I think he is very good-looking.

He didn't mean it; he really thought it was beautiful. After all, he hadn't seen the Red Flag in a while. Seeing it so suddenly felt incredibly familiar.

Squeak.

Just as he was reminiscing in his heart, the dormitory door was slowly pushed open.

"Hey, cute little professor." Luna lifted her feet and jumped into the room like a kitten. "You have a guest."

As soon as the words fell, Hermione with fluffy hair followed closely behind. "Luna, you are so rude! You should knock on the door beforehand!"

"Knocking on the door is something only guests do." Luna blinked and replied in a light tone, "But I'm not a guest." She was not joking, but she really felt that she was half the owner of this room.

However, Hermione seemed to have misunderstood and said angrily, "Don't think you can do whatever you want just because you're an assistant!"

"It's okay, Hermione." Gerald spoke at the right time, saying gently, "You should know that I'm not one who likes false formalities. Don't be too harsh on Luna, it's just her personality."

"But, but this is also..."

Before Hermione could finish her words, Gerald interrupted, "You seem a little unstable today. Did something happen?"

"I'm confused, Professor Ziklaine." After taking a breath, Hermione said slowly, "What you and Professor Dumbledore did to Lockhart before? Isn't that permitted by law?"

"Well, that's right." Gerard wasn't curious about why she was there at the time, but answered directly: "According to the laws of the magical world, no organization or individual can force a legitimate wizard to swallow Veritaserum."

"Then why..."

"But if we don't do that then, how are we going to get evidence of Lockhart's crime?"

Hermione fell silent for a moment before looking up again. "You, you're confusing the public. At least he didn't do anything wrong at the time. You didn't follow the law, that's a fact."

"You're right." Gerard nodded and said, "But so what? What do you think the law stipulates? A sacrosanct clause? That's not the case. Almost all wizards in the entire magical world have violated the law. Especially those pure-blood families, who even buy and sell all kinds of dark magic items... Has anyone punished them?"

"But, but this doesn't mean that breaking the law is right, right?" Hermione also knew that this was indeed the case, but both the young man in front of her and Dumbledore were wizards with glorious images. How could they be compared with those disgusting pure-blood families?

"Again, the question is, what do you think the law is?"

"The law is the law!"

"Not really. The essence of the law is a tool. Tools are meant to serve people. Who these people are meant to be served is debatable. I believe it should be people who truly abide by the law, not scum like Lockhart."

"Difficult, did you already know he was a liar?"

"Yes, I have known for a long time that Lockhart is a liar. And there is solid evidence to prove that he is indeed a liar, but I just don't want to go through legal procedures to report him because that would be too easy for him."

silence.

Hearing this, Hermione fell into a deathly silence again. It was unknown how long it took for her to recover. She whispered, "I'm sorry, Professor Ziklein. I misunderstood you before. I'm sorry..."

"No need to apologize." Jellal shook his head and smiled, "Today's mission is quite a lot. Are you ready?"

"Of course!" Hermione smiled again and nodded vigorously.

Skirt-lifting maniac: Oh my god, this woman from Beta Star is really something! Both her figure and appearance are very attractive.

Curly: Yeah, I told you! No one can resist this temptation, no one!

Book Artist: That's not what you said before. Weren't you there to supervise the wigs? Why are you obsessed with it now?

Curly Hair: You can't say that, Ali-chan. Gin-san, I'm almost middle-aged now. After all these decades of busyness, it's time for me to at least settle down, right?

Foul-mouthed man in a suit:?

The villain of Soul Society: Are you really Gin?

Curly: Yes, it's really me. I really want to change my ways now, and I've found my soulmate! It's the one in the middle. Do you think she's the right one?

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: She is indeed very beautiful, but you are actually coveting her body by having such thoughts now, right?

Curly Hair: How could that be! It's about marriage! I really want to date her for the purpose of getting married! I've already asked for her consent, and we'll discuss it in detail later... Everyone in the group, please bless me!

Shark-faced guy: ???

Lin Fengjiao: Originally I was going there to gather intelligence, but now I'm planning to get married?

465 The unexpected truth

The illustrator of the book: I'm speechless. I'm speechless! You're such a complete jerk, Yin! I don't even know how to complain about you.

Curly-haired boy: Gin-san, what's wrong with me? Don't I have the right to pursue love, huh?

Skirt-lifting maniac: Everyone has the right to pursue love, but there's a big premise. Are you truly pursuing love, or are you just lusting after someone's body? We need to clarify this point.

Curly-haired boy: Getting married! Gin-san, I already told you, I’m going to marry Goro-chan!

Skull Island Handsome Guy: Guoluo sauce?

Wig: That’s the name of the woman from Beta Star.

At this moment, Katsura Kotaro was looking at Gin and the woman sitting next to him who called herself "Guolo" with a strange look.

I have to say, this alien girl is really beautiful.

Although her skin was a bluish-green, her features were so delicate they looked artificial. Her appearance was practically flawless, and her figure was incredibly curvy.

The eyes of all the men present were focused on her, only Katsura Kotaro seemed to have no worldly desires.

After all, she is not a wife yet.

Fairy Chi Lian: If you say you are going there to get married, how many people will believe you?

Lazy Kitten: I don't think anyone would believe this. I don't believe it, anyway. Maybe a prodigal son can really turn back, but the Gin-san I remember won't! Absolutely not!

Hatchet Girl: After all, the Gin-san in my impression is the one who likes men!

Book Artist: Hahahaha, damn! Too true, this summary is so true!

The Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: Both true and insightful.

Curly Hair: Enough, you bastards! Gin-san, I finally found my true love, and you curse me, right? You can't stand seeing others do well, right? Gin-san, I insist on living a happy life, and I'll piss you off to death!

After sending the message, Sakata Gintoki turned his gaze to Guoluo beside him. "Miss! Although it may be a bit abrupt for me to say this now, please seriously consider... marrying me!"

puff.

As he finished speaking, the sound of water spraying echoed around him. A group of high-ranking officials in Edo, including Matsudaira and Kondo, stared at the silver-haired young man in amazement, their faces vacant.

Eh?

Guoluo himself also had a dull look on his face and looked dazed.

Wig: Gintoki, you must have scared her by proposing so directly.

Curly: I did it on purpose. This is called a blitzkrieg! I'm using this method to shake her mind so that I, Gin-san, can make a quick move!

Scarlet Snake Fairy:?

This is an actor: What kind of love manual is this?

Curly Hair: Stephanie's Love Assault Guide, Gin-san, I spent a whopping 5,000 yen on it! Now it's finally time to put it to good use!

Book Artist: Oh my god, this is a fucking love guide! What the hell is this?

Curly: Haven't you heard of TV shopping? That's how John got the spot on TV shopping!

Hatchet Girl: ??? You took that little marketing plot from a TV shopping show and treated it as something that actually happened in real life?

Skirt Uplifter: It's broken, this guy's brain is really broken. Drag him away, he's beyond saving.

Foul-mouthed man in a suit: Hahahaha, this is hilarious! This is hilarious, man! If you can really get someone to say yes to your proposal this way, I'll forcefully kiss Tony for you today!

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: Forget this one, it’s a bit eye-catching.

Lazy Kitten: Forget it, Brother Deadpool... not really. Although everyone knows that this way of proposing will never succeed, your forceful kiss on Tony is still extremely lethal.

Curly: Impossible? I'm so sorry to disappoint you!

This is an actor:?

Lazy Kitten:?

Book Artist: This, is it possible? Could it be that...

Curly: That's hard to say! Gin-san, from today on, I'm finally saying goodbye to being single! Hahahaha!

Skirt-lifting maniac: Are you kidding me? How could this be possible?

The villains of Soul Society: This is a bit ridiculous. Are there really blind people in this world? Or do the girls on Planet Beta have some unique taste?

Sakata Gintoki's successful operation made everyone in the group feel like they were questioning their lives.

Such a frivolous and ridiculous proposal, but she actually agreed. This really overturned their cognition, even Jellal hadn't expected this.

Wait, that's a bit fishy.

Pulling out the photo of the Beta girl, Jellal began to examine it carefully. After a few minutes, his eyebrows raised. "Sure enough, this is quite interesting."

Curly-haired guy: Hahahaha! Be envious, be jealous! You losers, Gin-san is the winner in life from today on! Hahahaha!

Very rampant!

At this moment, Sakata Gintoki was laughing wildly. This wildness wasn't just in the group chat, it was also true in real life. He reached out and hugged Guoluo in his arms, kissed her fiercely, and shouted, "My wife, come home with me today!" As he spoke, he was winking at the man next to him, looking as servile as he could be.

"It's all up to my husband." Guo Luo shrank back shyly and raised her head, saying, "But my husband, I still have something very important to do."

"Oh?" Sakata Gintoki blinked and said, "What's the matter?"

Guoluo's cheeks flushed, and she opened her lips. "Well, of course... to send my husband on his way!" She suddenly pulled out a steel knife from her waist and plunged it into Sakata Gintoki's heart.

puff.

With a muffled sound, bright red blood soaked Sakata Gintoki's entire clothes.

"What, what?" Sakata Gintoki stared blankly at the steel knife that stabbed into his heart, his face full of confusion.

The government officials and Katsura Kotaro nearby were all stunned. It was obvious that they had not expected such a sudden change.

"You truly disappoint me, Gintoki." Goro spoke slowly, but his words became a gentle male voice. "I remember I taught you to remain vigilant in the face of any temptation, right?"

"You, you are..." Sakata Gintoki was struck by lightning and was completely stunned.

Right before his eyes, Guoluo's appearance gradually changed, and finally turned into a man with long silver-gray hair.

"Mr. Songyang?!" Katsura Kotaro gasped and quickly took a photo and sent it to the group.

466 The Laugh of the World - Sakata Gintoki

Scarlet Snake Fairy:?

Book artist:? .

Lazy Kitten: Is this... the legendary Yin's wife?

Hatchet Girl: Hahahaha, my wife has become a teacher! Did you see Gin-san's expression? Did you see his expression? It's like he's wearing a mask of pain!

The Villain of Soul Society: This is a world-famous painting! This is truly a world-famous painting!

Curly Hair: Wig, you bastard actually took a screenshot?!

Wig: Sorry Gintoki, I didn’t mean it.

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: It wasn't intentional, it was obviously intentional, right? But as expected, Gin really liked a man.

Curly-haired guy: What the hell, who would like a man!

Sakata Gintoki struggled to his feet from the sofa, his face flushed red, glaring at the Hollow in front of him. This is so embarrassing! This is so embarrassing! Damn it, it's all this bastard's fault!

"Oh?" Xu looked at him in surprise, tilting his head. "You can actually stand up in this situation? It seems your physical fitness has improved a lot."

"Why are you here, man?" Sakata Gintoki asked coldly.

"Of course it's because I knew you were looking for me." Xu smiled slightly and said, "So, I came. How about it? Is it a surprise enough?"

boom.

Just as he finished speaking, a bullet suddenly shot towards him.

That was the shot fired by Matsudaira Katakuri Tora. Although this police chief looked extremely unreliable and a pervert at ordinary times, he never let down his guard at critical moments.