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Gerard sighed, feeling a headache. He didn't think he was particularly wise or brave. Everything he did was just following a script he had prepared. How could he be considered wise or brave?

If he really wants to be praised, he still hopes that the group members will praise his acting skills, which will make him satisfied. He also believes that being praised for his acting skills should be the highest honor for every actor.

It was just like the little girl Hermione in front of him, who was completely captivated by his acting skills. She had no idea that he was actually a big devil hiding behind the scenes, but instead treated him as a close brother.

Well, even if he was ill, he had to come and take care of her. Because in Hermione's eyes, only Professor Ziklein could truly help her. Gerald was very happy about this, as it meant that his acting skills were highly recognized.

"Professor Ziklein, can I really be well in half a month?" Hermione wrapped herself in the bed sheet and said sullenly.

"Trust me." Gerard nodded and said, "This potion I prepared was originally used to treat your current symptoms. Maybe in less than half a month, you can be back with your team."

"Really?" Hermione happily lifted the quilt and asked loudly, "It won't even take half a month?"

At this moment, Hermione's face was covered with fur, and her two pointed ears were erected, making her look like an enlarged version of a tabby cat.

She became like this because she drank the Polyjuice Potion with cat hair in it. Harry and Ron were fine, but she was the only one who got hurt.

"Yes, don't forget that you are my assistant." Gerald gave an affirmative answer and said, "Our magic circle still needs your participation to continue to build it."

"Yes, I will try my best!" Hermione obviously liked the feeling of being needed. She immediately thought of something and put the sheet back on. "Professor Ziklaine, could you please not tell anyone about my experience?"

"Ah, don't worry." Gerald nodded and forwarded the photo he had just taken to the group.

441 Kitten's Wish

Book Artist: Pfft, is this Hermione?

Skirt-lifting maniac: Of course it is, isn't that scene in the book? However, the photo seems even stranger than the book. In the book, Hermione, as Catwoman, doesn't seem to have so much fluff?

Hatchet Girl: It's strange, but I think it's also cute. Especially those two furry little ears. I really want to touch them.

Soul Society's villain: That's easy. Just ask An Ran to make you a bottle of this potion. Then you can even touch your ears every day.

The illustrator of the book: Phew, Sister Hua’s suggestion is absolutely brilliant!

Hatchet Girl: Forget it… Although I like those furry ears, it doesn’t mean I want to become like that. Many people like pets like cats and dogs, but that doesn’t mean they want to become cats and dogs.

Lazy Kitty: Damn, that's absolutely right! No one wants to become a cat or a dog, no one! Even if they do, it's only because they're forced to! Just like poor me!

Curly-haired guy: You can relate to me, yes.

Lazy Kitten: Why, why did I travel through time and space and become a cat? Damn, even if I want to drink a bottle of Koruo, I have to hold it with both paws! And this kind of animal can't tilt its head back to drink! If I tilt my head back, all the Koruo will spill onto my fur!

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: This... is really painful.

Xiaonan was not joking, but really felt a little sympathy for Qi Luoli.

After all, she felt uncomfortable when Coke dripped onto her body while she was drinking it, let alone when it was spilled on her fur. And after the Coke dried, the stains were very difficult to wipe off and were sticky.

Lazy Kitten: That’s right, the child is almost autistic!

Skirt-Lifting Maniac: That's right! Since people turn into Catwoman after drinking Polyjuice Potion, what does a cat turn into after drinking it? Is it possible that a cat can also turn into Catwoman?

Lazy Kitten: Okay, I want to try it!

Compared to her current cat-like form, Qi Luoli naturally wanted to become more human. Even if she was only partially human, she would be satisfied.

This is an actor: Don’t even think about it, at most you’ll become a female cat.

Lazy Kitty: What is a girl cat?

Scarlet Snake Fairy: You haven’t changed at all. You are still the same as before.

Lazy Kitty: Eh? Why is this happening? This isn't fair!

The kitten is furious! Why can a human turn into a catwoman when using it, but nothing happens to a cat? This is discrimination, blatant racism!

This is an actor: Polyjuice Potion is a potion, and potions are essentially meant to serve human wizards. Your body is a cat, completely incompatible with human hardware, so naturally it won't produce any useful effect.

Lazy Kitten: Damn it! Am I destined to be a cat my whole life?

This is an actor: Do you really want to become human again?

Lazy Kitten: Yes, I really want to! Cats’ claws are not very useful. The contact surface is too large when playing games!

Scarlet Snake Fairy: ???

Book artist: What the hell, playing games? You want to become an adult just to be able to play games, right?

Lazy Kitten: Life is a game! You may think I'm just playing games, but I'm actually playing for my own life! A life without games is incomplete! How can you sleep at night without playing online games?

Hatchet Girl: This is indeed hard to fall asleep.

Skirt Lifting Maniac: I don't play in the black market! But I definitely have to draw cards before going to bed at night. I can't sleep without the goods!

Illustrator: Damn it, you game-obsessed geeks! Have you ever considered that playing games is actually part of the imperialist pacifier system, using various games as tools to while away your time?

Foul-mouthed Suit Man: Yes, that's right! Those weak mobile and online games will only wear down our fighting spirit. We must not become addicted to them!

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: So, girls are more fun than games?

Foul-mouthed man: Oh, of course! There's no need to ask about this kind of thing. Nothing is more fun than a girl! No!

Illustrator: You can shut up now, you pervert! How dare you mention being demoralized? You've been completely consumed by perverted thoughts, asshole!

Skirt-lifting maniac: But Mr. Deadpool is right, I really can't continue to indulge in this. I'll go back tonight and draw all the cards, and I won't touch them again.

Hatchet Girl: If you are not going to touch it anymore, why do you still want to draw cards?

Skirt Lifter: Ahem, that! I just want to see if fifty cards can produce that legendary skin. I've been looking forward to it for a long time!

Book Artist: ...It's hopeless.

Eriri sighed inwardly and shook her head helplessly. She really didn't understand what was so fun about those card-drawing games! It was not like she hadn't played them before, and they just felt so-so.

Back then, she'd spent over 100,000 yen on games, only to not even get a single gold card. From that point on, she'd completely given up on those games. And she hated them!

This is an actor: Luo Li, do you want to be a human permanently or be able to switch between human and cat modes?

Lazy Kitten: Eh? It can switch between two modes?

This is an actor: Hmm. The former is a permanent magic rune concept, and the latter is an Animagus for animals.

Red Snake Fairy: I think the latter is a better choice. It seems interesting to be able to switch between humans and animals.

Lazy Kitten: Well, then the one that can be switched!

This is an actor: I'll go make the potion later and upload it to the group later.

Lazy Kitten: Thank you, Brother Anran, you’re the best! Love you, muah!

Skirt-lifting maniac: You're truly An Ran-san, you seem to know everything. But since you can even make this kind of potion, can't you cure Hermione's condition?

This is an actor: Did I say I can't?

Book Artist: Ah, this. It's not that you can't, but you just don't want to?

Hatchet Girl: Pfft! You deliberately made that little girl wait in misery for half a month in catwoman form? You're so sinister, An Ran-san!

The Villain of Soul Society: Konan, I caught a spy in the South Works District.

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: Spy? How bizarre! Are the other ninja villages already starting to target us? It's up to you to handle it, Sister Hua. Kill them outright or break their limbs and feed them to the wolves. No problem.

Soul Society's villain: No, I think it's better for you to handle this person yourself. [Image].

442 The Master of Haircut Kisame-san

The photo posted by Unohana Retsu shows a middle-aged man who looks a little haggard.

His hands were tied behind his back, his white hair made him look like a hedgehog, and the word "oil" was clearly engraved on the forehead protector.

Skirt-lifting maniac: Zi, Jiraiya?

The illustrator of the book: It’s really Jiraiya, there’s something special about him!

Hatchet Girl: Did this guy come to the Hidden Rain Village to gather information about the Akatsuki Organization for Konoha? Has the original story been advanced?

Everyone in the group immediately recognized the identity of the spy, it was Jiraiya, one of the three ninjas of Konoha.

Lazy Kitten: No wonder Xiaonan-sister had to handle this personally. This is really difficult to handle. After all, she is a teacher...

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: He is the teacher of Konan in this world, not my teacher. Although Konan in this world is also me, my teacher is ultimately Jiraiya in the Naruto world.

Curly-haired guy: Hey, you’re being a bit like a nesting doll.

Handsome Guy from Skull Island: Mr. Jiraiya is so unlucky that he actually ran into Sister Hua.

Lin Fengjiao: Well, this is indeed unfortunate.

If Jiraiya had not met Unohana Retsu, he would not have been caught so easily with his strength.

After all, Pain no longer needs the Rain Tiger Freedom Technique to cover the entire village. It is very difficult for the Hidden Rain Village to stop someone like Jiraiya with its own security forces.

However, the Toad Sage happened to run into Unohana Retsu as he was walking out of the teahouse. The two of them met without even a fight taking place, and Jiraiya was captured in an instant.

Skirt-lifting maniac: What is Sister Xiaonan planning to do? Is she really going to kill him?

Wig: According to common sense, he was a spy and deserved to die. This is undeniable in any world. Since you sneaked into another country alone to gather intelligence, you should be prepared to die.

Skull Island Handsome Guy: According to common sense, that's right. But from a personal subjective point of view, his death is a bit of a pity.

Hatchet Girl: But it’s not appropriate to let him go like this. Won’t these things in the Hidden Rain Village be exposed?

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: Letting him go is definitely not an option, and killing him isn't appropriate either. Otherwise, let him undergo labor reform.

Lazy Kitten: Poof! Labor reform? Is that the kind of labor reform I understand? The kind where you shave your head, wear prison uniforms, and work in the fields?

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: Yes, labor reform is very suitable for him. What do you think, dear?

It's an actor: whatever feels right to you is right.

Jellal actually felt that someone like Jiraiya was more suitable for ideological reform, as he was someone who would listen to advice. As long as he found the right approach, making him understand that only when the people took charge could war truly be ended, he would most likely be won over.

But as a boyfriend, he certainly wouldn't object to his girlfriend's harmless little pranks. Furthermore, while labor reform wasn't as gentle as thought reform, it wasn't completely ineffective.

Since that’s the case, why not do it?

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: It’s decided then. Kisame-san will come over later to help him shave his head.

Shark-Faced Guy: ...I can't shave. Kakuzu is more suitable than me. He has a hobby of cutting people's hair, really.

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: Kakuzu isn't on the same page as us, and Jiraiya's news on our side can't be shared with Nagato. So this matter can only be handed over to you, Kisame-san.

Curly-haired boy: Kisame-san didn't want to talk and fell into silence.

Skirt-lifting maniac: Hahahaha! It's obvious that Kisame-san doesn't like shaving people's heads!

Hatchet Girl: Kisame-san, take it easy. Everything has a first time. Maybe you'll fall in love with this profession later? If you don't try it, you'll never know if you're compatible with this profession!

Shark-faced guy: Hey, who the hell has a compatibility with shaving heads?

Hoshigaki Kisame twitched his lips, his expression twisted. He was beginning to regret coming to this new world. Helping with the construction of the Hidden Rain Village every day was fine, but he couldn't even find anyone to fight with. Now he had to change his job to become a barber. What kind of suffering was this?

Lazy Kitty: Damn, he complained! Kisame-san actually complained! This is so difficult, hey!

The artist: Indeed, this is even rarer than seeing An Ran-san complaining! In my impression, Kisame-san has always been the kind of hardworking person who never complains!

Lin Fengjiao: Donkey?

The villain from Soul Society: Although he complained, he still came here to work as a barber. [Image]

Skirt Lifter: Pfft! Hahahaha! These two people's expressions are amazing! They're surprisingly consistent, hey! Whether it's the one shaving or the one being shaved, they both have the same expression!

The artist of the book: It is full of pain, distortion and grief. This is truly a world-famous painting!

Foul-mouthed man in a suit: Damn it, I'm about to get a haircut! But Tony, that bastard, isn't he willing to cooperate with me? He's still saying, "You can have a bad head, but your hairstyle can't be messed up?" With that ugly face of his, no matter what hairstyle he wears, he's just ugly! He'll never be more handsome than me. Doesn't he have any idea?

Scarlet Snake Fairy: Deadpool, you're exaggerating. I think you're the one with the least sense of wit.

Hatchet Girl: Not only is there no forced number, there are no A and C numbers either.

Foul-mouthed man in a suit: Fuck, do you think Tony is handsome? Impossible, this is absolutely impossible! Uncle, I will never admit this, absolutely not!

Writer: You still don't understand the situation, Deadpool. We're not talking about Tony being handsome, but about you being ugly. Tony's looks should be average, but you're so ugly...

Skirt-lifting maniac: Should the word be "inhumane"?

The illustrator of this book: Congratulations to Ruizi for learning to answer quickly! In this comparison, Tony is clearly dozens of times more handsome than you, so the real uglier is you.

Foul-mouthed man in a suit: Bullshit, bullshit! This isn't true. You're just jealous of me! Jealous of this incredibly handsome young man, right? It's useless. Trying to make me lose confidence with these kinds of verbal attacks is absolutely useless!

Scarlet Snake Fairy: Ugh!

The illustrator of the book: I'm throwing up, I'm really throwing up! Damn it, your narcissism is totally through the roof!