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Wig: No, I think Konoha is at its weakest right now. Don't forget, the Fifth Hokage passed away not long ago.

Shark-Faced Guy: "Death was not long ago" is based on your timeframe. It's already been nine months here. The new Sixth Hokage has been in office for four months.

Skirt-lifting maniac: Eh? I haven't heard you mention this!

Lazy Little Kitten: Who is the Sixth Hokage, Tsunade?

The evildoer in Soul Society: Yes. Speaking of which, there's an interesting story here, about Tsunade and Jiraiya.

Curly-haired boy: What a funny thing! Are these two people together? This Jiraiya is simply asking for death. How dare he touch our president's girl! I'm going to the Naruto world right now and I'm going to kill him!

This is an actor: Ah Yin. I understand your feelings for me, but please don't be so stupid, okay?

The illustrator said: "He's such a jerk. He always associates everything with that! If that were the case, would you even need to tell me? Our Xiaonan sister isn't just sitting there doing nothing!"

This is an actor: No, that's not what I mean when I say he's an idiot.

Jellal wanted to say that he and Tsunade didn't have that kind of weird relationship at all, but the group members obviously misunderstood.

Hatchet Girl: I understand, I understand. You mean Yin is essentially an idiot, right?

Skirt-lifting maniac: It's not surprising that a fool would say such foolish things. In fact, I think it's quite normal. If Ah Yin stops being a fool someday, that would be unbelievable.

Red Snake Fairy: It might even be the end of the world.

Curly: No way! You bastards, how much slander do you want from Gin-san? Am I really that bad of a writer?

Foul-mouthed man in a suit: Brother, don’t you really have any self-awareness?

Wig: He has no self-awareness, which is Gintoki’s cute point.

Curly-haired boy: Damn, this is so cute, go die! And all of you female demons, go die!

Illustrator: You can't die, are you mad? Sister Hua, ignore this idiot, just keep talking. Were they really together, and then Sister Xiaonan hacked them to pieces?

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: I won't do that. Killing someone with just one strike is enough. Dismembering them with random strikes is a waste of energy.

Hatchet Girl: Good man, this is such a waste of energy, I can’t do it.

Soul Society's villains: I'm sorry to disappoint you, they didn't get together. The interesting part isn't them, but Might Guy. When the time traveler was promoted to Hokage, he seemed to feel his promotion wasn't grand enough, so he specifically ordered Might Guy to invite Jiraiya back to support him. As a result, Might Guy took nearly two months to find Jiraiya.

Skirt-lifting maniac: Puff!

Lazy Kitten: Oh my god, it's been delayed for two months? Even if the time traveler didn't die, he would be pissed to death, right?

Lin Fengjiao: I think if he knew this news in the afterlife, he would probably be so angry that he would come back to life.

The illustrator said: "I asked them to find someone, but it took two months to find them. What kind of efficiency is this? It's amazing! Emperor Kai, he is truly the eternal god!"

This is an actor: This is not Might Guy's fault, the only one to blame is the time traveler himself. Doesn't he know who should do what?

Anyone who's read the original Naruto novels knows that Might Guy isn't a sensory ninja suited for search missions. The only reason he's so inefficient is that the time traveler who issued the order has a flaw, unable to even manage simple personnel adjustments.

Skirt-lifting maniac; indeed, this stupid order of his was probably the root cause of his own death, right? If he hadn't sent Might Guy out of Konoha to look for Jiraiya, perhaps he could still be alive?

Lin Fengjiao: It’s hard to say. Even if Might Guy opens the Eight Gates, he may not be a match for that sixth-level reincarnationist.

The villain in Soul Society: It’s okay, the sixth-order reincarnation is not that strong.

Scarlet Snake Fairy: That's from your perspective. It was hard for me to defeat that fifth-order reincarnationist. If I hadn't used that suicidal fighting style, it would have taken a long time.

Skirt-Lifting Maniac: Because Sister Mochou’s opponent is unusual, even An Ran Sang has a high opinion of him.

Soul Society's villain: Continuing from the previous point, Might Guy and Jiraiya returned to Konoha to find their Fifth Hokage lying dead. Before they could even warm up, they set out again to find Tsunade. They then encountered Orochimaru along the way, and after a fierce battle, he was finally brought back to Konoha to succeed him as Hokage.

Lazy Little Kitten: Ah, this... Might Guy replaced Naruto in the original work?

Illustrator: No, that's not true, is it? Could it be that when Tsunade sees Might Guy, she thinks of her brother just like she does when she sees Naruto? What the hell is this? What a bizarre plot!

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: Not really, the plot takes a turn here. It ends with Tsunade and Might Guy having a drinking contest, and Tsunade returns to Konoha.

Skull Island handsome guy: drinking contest? In the original Naruto, it seems that Might Guy can drink, right?

Skirt-lifting maniac: Emperor Kai, he really can't be underestimated! The original Naruto manga doesn't describe his full appearance at all! Perhaps, in reality, he's a hidden drunkard!

The Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: You’re overthinking it. The fact is that he gets drunk after just one drink.

Scarlet Snake Fairy:?

Hatchet Girl: He got drunk with just one glass. Then why did Tsunade go back to Konoha with him?

Soul Society's villain: A drunken Might Guy opened all seven gates. He engaged in a drunken fistfight in the tavern, not distinguishing friend from foe. Not only did he drive off Orochimaru, who had just arrived, but he also razed the entire street to the ground.

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: Tsunade can't afford the compensation, so what else can she do except return to Konoha for refuge?

389 Infiltration Strategy

The illustrator: Haha, so that's the reason! It's not for the sake of Hokage at all, but just to evade responsibility?

Lazy Kitten: She's truly one of Konoha's most promiscuous, gambling, and drug-addicted people! In terms of moral innocence, she's no less than Gin, right?

Curly-haired guy: Are you talking about the hammer?

Scarlet Snake Fairy: She's far from Gin. She'd return to Konoha to seek refuge, proving that she knew she was wrong and that she still had a sense of right and wrong. Gin, on the other hand, probably wouldn't consider it her fault.

Hatchet Girl: Yes, if it were Yin, he would definitely pass the buck!

Skirt-lifting maniac: While shifting the blame, he also blamed the poor quality of the street construction. Finally, he rode away on his electric scooter as if nothing had happened.

Lin Fengjiao: Your understanding of Yin can be said to be very thorough, and your description is very vivid and vivid.

Curly-haired boy: What the hell, Gin-san, am I so shameless? This is all slander, slander against me, Gin-san!

Book artist: I’m shocked. How dare you say you have moral integrity?

This is an actor: Who said that moral integrity can’t even be used to make food?

Curly-haired boy: That was in the past, that was the old Sakata Gintoki! Now, I've undergone a transformation through the mass perspective of history, and I'm deeply aware of my former ignorance and shamelessness! People are creatures that grow, and I can't let my past mistakes define me as I am now! I feel that this is unfair to me, Gin-san!

Foul-mouthed Man: Hey, brother! I completely agree with you. People always have to grow up. I've paid the price for my past mistakes, so everyone should give me a chance to make amends!

The villain of Soul Society: Indeed, but the premise is that you have truly reformed?

Skirt-Up Maniac: If someone else said they had reformed, I might believe it, but forget it with you two.

The illustrator: If you've truly reformed, why would you still keep calling her a bitch or a female devil? Obviously, that kind of reform is bullshit.

Lazy little kitty: It’s no use talking about reforming yourself, you need to take action.

Curly-haired boy: Action is bullshit! You are just prejudiced against me, Gin-san!

Foul-mouthed Man in a Suit: I want to take action, but the key is how? I'm in jail, guys! If you want to take action, you have to wait until I get out! Believe me, I'm not some silver-haired curly-haired dog who only talks big!

Curly-haired guy: Go to hell, you're just a lip service! If you really want to take action, you can do it even in prison, right? Why don't you try copying the mentors' works on the wall? I think that's the best action!

Foul-mouthed man: No, no, no, theory must be combined with practice! Without practice, memorizing a lot of theoretical articles will be useless!

Curly: What practice? You just want to get out of prison early and live a life of luxury, right? Don't think I don't know what you're thinking, you idiot!

Foul-mouthed man: Fuck, how dare you slander me like that? From today on, I've decided to sever ties with you! You're no longer my little cutie, just keep being a stray dog.

Skirt-lifting maniac: You two, just started arguing with each other.

Hatchet Girl: That’s really amazing. Is this a case of internal competition among peers?

Illustrator: They're both so uneducated, yet they're still mocking each other. Wouldn't that make everyone laugh? Wait, we seem to have strayed from the topic again? What was the original topic?

This is an actor: discussing the question raised by Senior Xiaonan, which country to attack.

Skirt-lifting maniac: Ah, yes! That's it! Every time we discuss a topic in the group, we inadvertently go completely off topic. Is this the decline of humanity, or the distortion of morality?

Lin Fengjiao: It’s not that exaggerated. This is just a daily group chat, right?

Skirt-lifting maniac: Ahem, of course I know it's a daily routine. So I was just using metaphors to liven up the atmosphere, just to liven things up.

Chi Lianxianzi: Regarding the question of which country Xiaonan should attack, I think it's better to start with the weaker ones. Just like the mentor developing a revolutionary base, gradually spreading the spark.

Soul Society's Villain: I think so too. If you want to achieve the greatest victory at the lowest cost, it's best to start with the weakest.

Illustrator: But I've already mentioned this. What if the other great nations become alerted and mobilize to completely siege you? The Wind Nation, after all, borders the Fire Nation and the Earth Nation, so there are probably many spies from those two nations within its borders, right? The news will definitely be hidden!

Hatchet Girl: Wait, if we want to liberate the weaker countries first, we don't necessarily have to liberate the Wind Country, right? In comparison, it seems that the Water Country has better geographical conditions, right?

Skirt Lifting Maniac: This is indeed possible! Isolated overseas and cut off from information, the Water Country is indeed a good choice! Even if the entire Water Country is liberated, the news should be kept secret.

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: Well, then I will start from the Land of Water? @This is an actor

Illustrator: Tsk tsk, no matter what decision Xiaonan makes, she still has to consult Anran-san. It's obvious who's in the upper echelons of family status, right?

Lazy Kitten: Nonsense! Sister Xiaonan is showing respect to Brother Anran! This is a concept of family democracy, not a status issue.

This is an actor: any country will do, no need to think too much. Using your strength that transcends the ninja world as a last resort, no matter which route you take, there will only be one ending.

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: That being said, I want to win with strategies and tactics! I don't want to rely solely on strength and dictatorial rule to mindlessly push through. That would be too boring.

This is an actor: In that case, why not try an infiltration strategy? That would be more interesting.

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: Infiltration?

This is an actor: train capable cadres with advanced theories and ideas, and send them to various ninja villages to spread ideas and enlighten them subtly. When the time is right, they will launch a revolution with internal and external support.

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: Ah, that's great! I'll go figure out the strategy now!

Skirt-lifting maniac: This kind of infiltration is a really good idea, disintegrating the hostile forces from within! Absolutely amazing!

Scarlet Snake Fairy: Come to think of it, I think I can also play this way here?

Lazy Kitten: Why does this script for Brother Anran look familiar? A spy war? The legendary underground party?

390 Hogwarts School Begins

This kind of infiltration is indeed a good strategy, but the selection of the infiltrator is very demanding. Not only does it require loyalty to the faith and the organization, but it also requires exceptional personal adaptability. Cultivating such a person could take a long time.

Hatchet Girl: Is there anyone among us who is short of time?

Wig: We have time, but we lack manpower. Besides Momoka and the others, our club only has Gintoki and me. Momoka, we can't move either of us.

Skirt Lifting Maniac: What if I can't adjust it? Aren't you two considered high-level management of Yoshiwara?

Curly-haired boy: Humph, it's that stinky woman Yue Yong! She said Baihua is the president's personal guard, and only the president has the right to deploy them! Damn it, I have more authority in the club than she does! How dare you disobey her orders!

Skirt-lifting maniac: So that’s how it is?

Book artist: I don’t think Miss Yueyong is such an unreasonable person. Did you make her angry because of something?

Curly-haired boy: I just mobilized the Baihua members to help me attract customers for the Yorozuya. Isn’t this a normal thing?

Book artist: This is normal, aren’t you using public resources for personal gain?

Hatchet Girl: This is really misusing public resources for personal gain. Baihua is the Baihua of your club, not your Ayin's Baihua!

Skirt-Up Maniac: No wonder Miss Yueyong is angry.

Curly-haired boy: So it’s still my fault, Gin-san?

Shark-faced guy: You even need to ask that? They were saved by An Ran-san and are willing to serve the working people with the same fate. They're not serving you, so why would you let them solicit you?

Wig: But Gintoki bought them maid outfits. He even said that wearing them would be their salary.

Lazy Kitten:?

Illustrator: Damn it, you're making me wear a maid outfit? You're really speechless! I just escaped the fate of being objectified, and now you're objectifying me too!

Wig: Alas, I have advised Gintoki many times but he just won’t listen.

Curly-haired guy: What the hell are you trying to persuade me for? You’re still discussing with me which maid outfit looks good!

Wig: That's because I can't stop you, so I can only save the girls of Baihua in a roundabout way. Try to make them feel happy and joyful in their meaningless work.

The Evildoer of Soul Society: You two really suck.

This is an actor: Yeah, I think so. You two should stop interfering in Yoshiwara's affairs, and complete the world quest within two months. Otherwise, I'll see you in the dark room.

Curly: Two, two months?

Wig: Mr. President, two months is too short. And having to work with someone like Gintoki who isn't very smart, it's going to be very stressful.

Curly: Shut up! That's what I should be saying! Completing a mission with a moron like you will reduce our efficiency by at least 80%!

This is an actor: I believe in your abilities, two months is more than enough.

Curly: No way, absolutely not! No matter how capable we are, there's no way we can find the Harusame Pirates' headquarters in two months, right? Besides, with that idiot Wig dragging us down!

Wig: It's not a wig, it's Katsura! Gintoki, you have to admit that you're the one who's being held back! Besides, we haven't found any trace of the Harusame Pirates in Edo... Searching aimlessly is like looking for a needle in a haystack.