I joined the group chat as Aizen in the Ninja World

The illustrator of the book: You can only choose two identities, and that's enough for now! Look at yourself, is this even human language?

Lazy Kitten: I'm reporting this! There's a privileged dog here! I never thought this kind of cross-dimensional chat group would also play with privileges like this? This is completely subversive, everyone!

The villain in Soul Society: What's so subversive about this? Didn't we already know that the group leader has privileges?

Skirt-lifting maniac: I knew this a long time ago, but I didn't expect the privileges to be so outrageous! Choosing your own identity is fine, but you can actually choose two identities?

The Red Snake Fairy: There is absolutely no fairness at all.

Hatchet Girl: This dual identity means that not only can I choose to be a king, but I can also be a commander-in-chief part-time?

Foul-mouthed Suit Man: That's what it means literally, but I don't think the dual roles of King and Commander are meaningful. If it were me, man! I'd definitely choose the roles of gigolo and gynecologist. Wouldn't that be double the fun?

Book artist: You damn gigolo and gynecologist, you are so poisonous!

Lazy Kitten: You're really perverted, Deadpool. I used to think you'd reached the bottom line of perversion, but you always refresh my cognition.

Curly Hair: Indeed, it's so perverted! Who would want to be a gigolo? It's such a thankless job! If I really had to choose, I'd rather be a back scrubber in a women's bathhouse.

Skirt-lifting maniac: Well, compared to me, Yin, you are more disgusting.

Lazy Kitten: This group is truly full of talented people. I, Qi Luoli, am impressed. I bow down to you all!

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: So, dear, you have combined these two identities into your position in the Ministry of Magic?

This is an actor: No, the two positions in the Ministry of Magic are only one of his identities. The other is the first Dark Lord who wreaked havoc on the world four hundred years ago.

Skirt-lifting maniac: Hiss, An Ran-sang wants to do something big this time?

Lazy Kitten: Wasn't Grindelwald the original Dark Lord? Now it's An Ran's brother?

This is an actor: it's me, and it's not me. Specifically, the original Dark Lord is the person I play. And the one reporting to the Ministry is the person I play as a cover for.

Book Artist: So, who is this character?

The Villain of Soul Society: According to An Ran's approach, the character you play is originally someone with a pseudonym, right?

This is an actor: Yes, and this character originally lives in a magical world.

Lazy Little Kitten: Could this... be Bone King?

Curly-haired boy: Could it be Kizaru?

Illustrator: ??? How did you come up with Kizaru? Is One Piece set in a magical world? Also, where did Kizaru get his pseudonym?

Curly: Humph, don't you know? Kizaru is just a pseudonym. His true identity is a high-ranking cadre of the Revolutionary Army.

Skirt-lifting maniac: Eh hey hey? Kizaru is a cadre of the Revolutionary Army?

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: No way, is this news true?

Curly: It's the real deal, Gin-san. I got this information from a professional One Piece analyst! It's top secret!

Lazy Kitten: You, the master of analysis, aren't you one of those people who brag about it all the time on the internet, forums, and anime websites? Can you trust their random guesses?

Curly-haired boy: I believe in the master, the master will not lie to me!

Shark-Faced Guy: Regardless of whether the Master lied to you or not, your answer is ridiculous. One Piece isn't a magical world at all. Even someone like me, who hasn't done much research on the One Piece world, knows this.

Curly-haired boy: Of course not, aren’t devil fruits a variant of magic?

Skull Island Handsome Guy: According to your theory, everything can be magical. There is no other power in this world except magic.

Lazy Little Kitten: By the way, is the character of Brother An Ran from an anime or a film or TV show?

This is an actor: anime.

Lazy Kitten: Fairy Tail?

This is an actor: Okay, you guessed it so quickly.

Lazy Kitten: Ahahaha, I'm just guessing. Besides, I've only watched a few magic anime. Fairy Tail is the most popular one.

Curly-haired girl: Fairy Tail, it’s just as I expected.

Illustrator: Miss your sister, are you talking about this after the fact? You just said Kizaru, and now you're saying it's just as you expected? There should be a limit to your shamelessness, asshole!

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: I haven’t watched this anime, but you all understand what I mean, right?

Lazy Little Kitty: I understand. I’ll arrange it for you right away.

[Hint: The lazy little cat uploaded the memory of "Fairy Tail"]

Curly-haired boy: See? See? See? This is what a magician is. This is what battle magic is! What kind of shit are wizards? Ugh!

Skull Island Handsome Guy: Don’t start a fight. We said before that the two are different types of magical worlds.

Skirt-lifting maniac: Yin is obviously trying to change the subject, just ignore him.

Curly Guy: What a substitution of concepts, can’t you see such an obvious difference?

Foul-mouthed Suit Guy: Bro, I think you're taking this a bit too seriously. In terms of combat power, the Harry Potter world may not be as good as Fairy Tail. But when it comes to practical magic, I think Harry Potter is superior! Legilimency, Transfiguration... Oh, yeah! And all those potions, especially the love potion! This is a masterpiece!

Hatchet Girl: What a masterpiece! In the final analysis, you just want to use these things in improper ways, right?

Skirt-lifting maniac: Ugh! Mr. Deadpool, you are really disgusting!

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: This anime has a very interesting plot. I didn't realize Natsu was the END until the end. And the Dark Lord and the first president actually have a child?

Scarlet Snake Fairy: It's interesting that people can actually turn into dragons after learning dragon-slaying magic. Is this the equivalent of an Animagus in the Harry Potter world?

Lazy Kitten: But it seems that Animagus in the Harry Potter world cannot transform into magical creatures?

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: These aren't the main points. The main point is that I roughly know which character Dear is playing now. That Jellal, right?

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Skirt-Up Freak: Jellal? Ah, this identity really matches the dual identities chosen by Anran-san!

In the Fairy Tail storyline, Jellal, who has been brainwashed and bewitched by black magic, is an out-and-out demon. In order to build the Tower of Paradise and complete the R System, he has killed many innocent lives.

Furthermore, Jellal created a thought-body clone called "Zekereiin." Using the power of this thought-body alone, he earned the title of "Ten Holy Mages" at the age of twenty.

Not only that, the thought form of Zikrein also holds an important position in the Magic Council.

These characteristics and traits perfectly fit the dual identity An Ran had chosen for herself. On the surface, she was a glamorous official, but secretly a terrifying Dark Lord.

Scarlet Snake Fairy: We do have a high affinity, but it seems Jellal isn't quite at the level of the Dark Lord yet, right?

Hatchet Girl: The original Jellal definitely wouldn't work, after all, Fairy Tail still has the real Dark Lord Zeref. But, the current Jellal is played by An Ran-san.

Skirt Lifting Maniac: That's right, with An Ran-sang's strength added, let alone the Dark Lord... the Dark Lord is just my younger brother. (Expression: Covering face)

Book Artist: Hearing you say that, I suddenly feel a little sorry for the wizarding world in Harry Potter. They don't even know what kind of trouble their world is in. (Expression: Facepalm)

Wig: The magic world is about to face a catastrophe! Oh, what a pity! (Expression: Laughing wildly)

Lazy little kitty:? He said he felt sorry, but he was laughing wildly on his face?

Curly-haired guy: This really has the style of a wig.

Wig: It's not a wig, it's Katsura! Gintoki, I have a very important secret mission that I need you to carry out with me!

Curly-haired guy: Get lost! I’m not going to work in a men’s club with you.

Lazy Kitten: What the hell, a lesbian club? Seriously, you're actually going to work in a place like that?

Skirt-lifting maniac: You got the news too late, he went there several months ago.

Wig: This isn't a work issue; it's another very important matter! It concerns our destiny and future!

Curly: Huh? No way, what serious business do you have?

Wig: Yes, I need you to go poop with me! I can’t hold it any longer, let’s hurry up!

Book artist: Oh shit, let’s poop together!

Hatchet Girl: You're being so serious, I actually thought it was something serious. Sure enough, I'm still too young.

Curly Hair: You idiot, you need to form a group to go to the bathroom? Have you not even graduated from elementary school? Go away, go by yourself!

Foul-mouthed Man: Teaming up for the bathroom? Hey, that's a really novel activity! I'd love to try it, too. Any volunteers?

Scarlet Snake Fairy: No, get out.

The Evil Leader of Soul Society: So, is Anran planning to build a Tower of Paradise in the Harry Potter world, just like Jellal's plan from Fairy Tail?

This is an actor: Ah, that is the plan.

Illustrator: Oh my god, those people in the magical world would cry if they knew about your plan. This is completely oppression from another world, can they really bear it?

The Tower of Paradise, literally, looks like a paradise, full of laughter and childlike fun, but in reality, it is a real dark hell.

The purpose of building this tower is to absorb creatures with magical powers and transform them into "magic crystals" through black magic. This immense magical power can then be released through the R system to gain immortality and even the power to resurrect others.

Skirt-lifting maniac: Let's not talk about whether or not it's bearable. In the original novel, Jellal was bewitched by Ultear into building the Tower of Paradise to revive Zeref. So what was the purpose of An Ran-san's character building the Tower of Paradise?

This is a cast: TBD.

Hatchet Girl: Pfft, TBD? Why TBD?

Shark-faced guy: That’s normal, because An Ran-sang can’t think of what he needs the Paradise Tower for the time being.

Lazy Kitten: Indeed, with Brother Anran's power, he wouldn't need the Tower of Paradise to do anything he wanted, right? That thing serves no real purpose other than being a backdrop.

Illustrator: How about using it to resurrect the despicable Herpo? He's the guy who created the basilisk. He's considered one of the more powerful dark wizards in the Harry Potter world, right?

Skirt-Lifting Maniac: I don't think so. He's not big enough. Might as well claim to have resurrected Slytherin. At least he'd be more famous than him.

Book Artist: But Slytherin isn't considered a dark wizard, right?

Skirt-lifting maniac; no matter whether he is or not, just use him for publicity. Anyway, An Ran Sang is not planning to eat the dumplings, the key is to dip them in vinegar.

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: Since it's all about jealousy, why not just promote your own resurrection? The original Dark Lord of four hundred years ago is technically dead, right? What remains is a hollow shell of himself, Zekrein, employed at the Ministry of Magic. To restore himself to his prime, he needs the power of the Tower of Paradise.

Skirt-lifting maniac: Wow, sister Xiaonan, your idea is amazing!

Lazy Kitten: It has that flavor, it really does have that flavor! Sister Xiaonan, your scriptwriting is really good, are you a professional?

The Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: No way, I just learned the basics from An Ran-san.

This is an actor: you've already reached the level of a master. You're growing fast, Xiaonan-senpai.

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: Well, it's not easy to get your praise. But just verbal praise is not enough, you need something tangible.

It's an actor: what practical things do you want?

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: [Picture] Like this.

Xiaonan posted a picture of her lips painted with dark purple lipstick. It was clearly her own lips. The meaning was self-evident: she wanted to say "mua" (too much).

Book artist: Wow, Sister Xiaonan is torturing the dog again!

Lazy little kitty: Not only does he abuse dogs, he also abuses cats. That’s really too much!

It's an actor: remember it first, pay it later.

The Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: Hey, don’t default on your debt.

Soul Society's Villain: Now that we have the main plot line, what should we do with the setting? I remember that the construction of the Paradise Tower required a location with extremely strong magical power, right?

This is an actor: I've already thought about this, how about Hogwarts?

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Book Artist: Building the Tower of Paradise at Hogwarts?

Eriri was completely shocked, a look of disbelief on her face. This was a path she had never imagined.

Hatchet Girl: An Ran-san, are you serious?

This is an actor: I rarely joke with you about things like this.

Skirt Uplifter: Oh my god! If we build a tower of paradise at Hogwarts, won't the whole school be destroyed?

Lazy Kitten: This... Dumbledore is very happy.

Red Snake Fairy: Voldemort laughed out loud.

Curly: It's gone, so what? For the sake of our president's grand plan, a mere magic school can just disappear!

Book artist: You are really talking without any concern. If you were Dumbledore or those students, would you be willing to see your school disappear like this?

Curly: I don't want to, but unfortunately I'm not one of them. I'm just a loyal supporter of the president. As long as it's the president's decision, I support it unconditionally!