I joined the group chat as Aizen in the Ninja World

The illustrator: No, I mean it's not right for the captain of the Bleach world to wear an Akatsuki uniform! You know, it's a real crossover!

Skirt-lifting maniac: It is indeed a bit of a mix-up, but what I am really curious about is, wouldn’t it be strange for Nagato-san to see Konan’s transformation?

Book artist: If it were me, I would probably think that Sister Xiaonan was performing a magic trick, right?

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: Of course he'd find it strange, but I'd trick him into believing it. I'd say I met a real god in a dream, and he taught me a method to bring peace to the ninja world. Then I'd give him some spoilers about the Naruto universe, and finally have Sister Hua appear and heal Nagato's injuries. That way, he'd have to believe it.

Curly: Awesome, awesome!

Hatchet Girl: From now on, I will call you Sister Huyou!

Lazy Kitten: Immortals imparted the Dharma, and enlightenment was achieved in dreams, right? Ancient emperors said they were very skilled in this!

Scarlet Snake Fairy: Do you have any way to get some modern weapons? I need to defend the city...it's urgent.

377 Enron's Plan

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: Defending the City?

Hatchet Girl: Oh. Sister Mochou just captured Xiangyang City a while ago, right? Are we going to defend the city now?

Scarlet Snake Fairy: Yes, the number of soldiers on my side is too small. Without the assistance of modern weapons, it seems impossible to hold on.

Lazy Kitten: Actually, there's no need for a positional battle, right? Sister Moxie can completely rely on her personal strength to take the enemy general's head from the midst of a huge army, and then the enemy army will collapse without a fight.

Scarlet Snake Fairy: That being said, I still want the soldiers to win through their own efforts. This will not only boost morale, but also reduce their dependence on me.

Skirt-Lifting Maniac: I see. That's understandable. If the leader does everything, everyone will develop the habit of getting something for nothing. It's essentially the same as praying to a deity.

Scarlet Snake Fairy: Yes, that's why I planned to just hold the line. But considering the huge gap between the enemy and us, we can only rely on modern weapons to make up for it.

Skirt-lifting maniac: Sister Mo Chou wants missiles or tanks?

The artist of the book: Oh shit, there are missiles on Leizi-chan’s side?

Skirt Lifter: Yes, Academy City has its own independent research and military research institutes and arsenals. Not to mention missiles, they can even produce nuclear bombs.

Hatchet Girl: Hiss, so doesn’t it mean that Ruiko-chan, who controls the entire Academy City, is equivalent to a commander-in-chief?

Curly: Hey, why are you still calling me "Tear-chan"? Call me "Tear-chan" now!

The artist of this book: Lei Ye is awesome!

Lazy little kitten: Hold on to Mr. Lei’s white silk thighs tightly!

Curly-haired boy: Master Tear, I'll be with you from now on! Don't pay too much, just give me a few hundred million yen a month.

Wig: Stop it, Gintoki! Do you still have any samurai ethics and honor? It's shameless to ask for hundreds of millions of yen as wages. I only need two million yen!

Curly-haired guy: Damn it, is there anyone who bargains like that? You bastard! I only want 20,000 yen!

Wig: For me, 5,000 yen is enough!

Book Artist: You two, just roll it up like this?

Lazy little kitten: Just like the college graduates who are rushing to work for the capitalists, let’s fast forward to voluntary unpaid overtime.

Scarlet Snake Fairy: Forget weapons of mass destruction. I can't use them even if you give them to me. Just some simple, standard equipment will be fine. The key is to have enough bullets.

Skirt Lifter: Eh? Mainly bullets? Is the Song army just that big?

Scarlet Snake Fairy: Probably around 40,000.

Lazy Kitten: Forty thousand? Seems like that's not a lot. And the Southern Song army doesn't seem very combat-ready. So, there's no need to be too aggressive, right?

The Red Snake Fairy: The Southern Song army is indeed no match. I've known this for a long time. When we attacked Xiangyang, we only needed 5,000 soldiers to capture the city. But this time, the invasion wasn't just the Southern Song army, but also 100,000 Mongols.

Lazy Kitten: Eh? What the hell? Why are there Mongols? Did the Mongols join forces with the Southern Song army?

Scarlet Snake Fairy: The Southern Song army must have invited the Mongols to join them in encircling and suppressing us. The reward they offered was our Xiangyang City.

Book artist: Holy crap!

Skirt-lifting maniac: No way, is this so fantastical? I remember that the Southern Song Dynasty was eventually destroyed by the Mongols, right? Isn't this courting disaster?

This is an actor: they are courting death, and they know it themselves. But compared to the Mongolian tiger, they are more afraid of the peasants with hoes led by Mochou.

Lazy Kitten: I understand! Would you rather give it to a friendly country than to a domestic slave?

Hatchet Girl: This is too weird, these ruling classes are really too weird. Don’t they know how much harm it will cause to the common people by letting the Mongols in so openly?

This is an actor: If the feudal ruling class cared about the common people, it would not be called feudal society. Their interest groups are composed of large landowners, bureaucrats and royal families. As for the common people? They are just tools to help them work.

Lazy Little Kitten: The most disgusting thing is that even though this is the situation... they still boast on the surface that they love the people like their own children.

Chi Lian Fairy: That's because they have the scholars and officials who rely on them to help them promote fishing reels. Don't forget that history books can only be written by people who can read. The real people are ordinary farmers, and less than one in ten thousand can read.

Lin Fengjiao: In the end, whoever has the right to speak has the final say.

Skirt-Lifting Maniac: It's always been like this. This kind of thing knows no boundaries, no race, and no world. Sister Moxie, I've already started preparing for you. I'll get a few trucks to transport it over for you later.

Fairy Chi Lian: No need to do that, just hang up in the group.

Skirt Lifter: That would cost tens of thousands of points. I can ship it to you in just a few trips. Are 20,000 guns and 2 million rounds of ammunition enough?

Scarlet Snake Fairy: Enough, enough, thank you Lei Zi.

Book artist: Oh my god, 20,000 guns are just a gift! Lei Ye is really a rich woman, a very rich woman!

Curly Hair: Compared to our Master Tear, Tony Stark, the arms dealer, is nothing! Our Master Tear is the true queen of arms!

Foul-mouthed Suit Guy: Hey, man! You hit the nail on the head, seriously! That damn Tony is nothing! He's just some creepy, creepy guy with shit on his beard!

Lazy Little Kitten: Pfft, there’s poop on my beard!

Skirt Uplifter: Mr. Deadpool, I think it's really wrong for you to diss him behind his back. Even if you hate him, you should say it to his face.

The artist of the book: Deadpool wanted to rant to his face, but he was ignored. So what to do? He could only vent and complain to us in the group chat.

Hatchet Girl: Come to think of it, Mr. Deadpool is quite pitiful.

The evildoer in Soul Society: It's like a child isolated from the world.

Foul-mouthed man: Fuck, what kind of bullshit is that? Pathetic? You actually said I'm pathetic? This is intolerable, absolutely intolerable! Uncle, I'm going to be mad, uncle, I'm definitely going to be mad!

Lazy Kitten: Okay, then be angry.

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: By the way, dear. Now that you have completed the transformation of Soul Society, what are your plans for the next step?

This is an actor: Ah, I want to do a random shuttle for fun.

378 Group members' fierce competition

Skirt-lifting maniac: Randomly shuttle, An Ran-sang also wants to shuttle randomly?

This is an actor: Yeah, it feels very interesting.

Illustrator: It's quite interesting. I have a feeling you'll always cause some big trouble when you visit other worlds. Otherwise, why don't you just stop causing trouble in other worlds? If you get bored in Soul Society, you can come hang out with me.

Skirt-lifting maniac: Wow, Ali-chan, are you feeling amorous?

Curly Hair: Is there any need to ask? This is inevitable! Our Ali-chan is also at this age, it's not surprising.

Illustrator: Bullshit! I'm just worried about the impact he'll have on other worlds! Think about it, how big is he? If he goes to other worlds, anything he does will cause a huge stir, right?

Fairy Chi Lian: That’s true, but why do I have to go to your place?

Book Artist: I, I have time! I can keep an eye on him and stop him from messing around!

Hatchet Girl: Ali-chan, your reason is a bit far-fetched. If that’s the case, I can accompany you... and look at An Ran-san.

Skirt-lifting maniac: But Kotonoha-chan, aren't you going to investigate the source of the incident?

Hatchet Girl: That's not going to yield any results in a short period of time. I've been scouring the birthplaces of major urban legends for the past few months. But most of them are just bullshit. There are a few that do have ghost stories, but they're all minor.

Illustrator: Even so, you still have a goal to strive for. It's not good to burden you too much. I'm more free.

Fairy Chi Lian: Are you not going to carry out the task of clearing out the strange beasts?

Book artist: My team is on the right track, so it's totally fine if we leave for a while.

Eriri was obviously talking nonsense. Her entire team revolved around her. If she really left the team for a long time, Kasumigaoka and Kato Megumi wouldn't be able to hold it together.

The final result was that the entire team was completely disbanded and went their separate ways.

However, according to Ying Lili, her first priority now is to bring An Ran to her side of the world. As long as An Ran comes, she can deal with the specific matters in detail.

Given Anran's style and personality, there was no way she would let the team she had established disband. Wouldn't it be wonderful for the two of them to fight together and become a savior couple?

Maybe, we can go even further...

Eriri had a good plan, but the other group members obviously didn't intend to let her get what she wanted.

Hatchet Girl: It's totally fine if I don't investigate now. New York has already become so bad! Even if it gets worse, it can't be that bad.

Book artist: Kotonoha-chan, you can't think like that! People are still looking forward to returning to normal life, you have to work hard!

Hatchet Girl: It's Ali-chan's side. The resurgence of spiritual energy must have brought great pain and impact to thousands of people, right? We need to help them out of their predicament quickly. There's no time to delay.

The Villain of Soul Society: This is the first time that you two are so concerned about the situation in each other's world, right?

Lin Fengjiao: I always feel that the two girls have other intentions.

Curly Hair: You don't even need to feel it, you can see it with your own eyes! You two women are incredible! You've really done everything you can to get the president to your world. But Gin-san, I'm solemnly declaring that you'd better give up!

Hatchet Girl: What does that mean?

Book artist: What the hell is your sister talking about?

Curly-haired boy: Mr. President is our president, and Yoshiwara is his home! People always have to go home! Your world is just a temporary harbor, it can't give you any warmth at all!

Shark-faced guy: Just as I expected, Yin is involved.

Skull Island Handsome Guy: It’s normal. This guy has always been looking for chaos in the world.

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: Ah Yin, I didn't see what you just said. Where do you think An Ran's home is? (Expression: Smiling)

Curly-haired boy: Well, of course our Yoshiwara... and where Konan-chan is! No matter what, at least Yoshiwara is the president's second home, this is a fact that no one can deny!

Book artist: Bah, you cowardly rat.

Hatchet Girl: That’s right, that’s right, if you have the guts, talk back to Sister Xiaonan!

Fairy Chi Lian: That's understandable. Normally, in the palace, senior eunuchs only dare to bully new concubines, so how could they dare to show displeasure to the Empress? Wouldn't that mean they'd be castrated again?

Skirt-lifting maniac: Hahahaha, if I castrate her again, this will be really amazing!

Hatchet Girl: I support castration again. It is obvious that Yin’s castration was not thorough enough!

Curly-haired guy: You guys better stop it right there, I’m not a eunuch!

Foul-mouthed Man: Buddy, I'm willing to believe you. But you know, this kind of thing requires proof. How about you come over to me and I can personally verify your identity?

Curly-haired guy: I’ll prove your sister’s identity, go to hell!

Skull Island Handsome Guy: How about this, Mr. An Ran, why don't you come to my place? I have almost everything here, and those humans even built a kingdom of God for you. [Picture]

Foul-mouthed man in a suit: Oh, fuck! Damn, those headlights are blinding me! You need to pay me back, you bastard, and let me go to your kingdom of God with free food and lodging!

Book Artist: Shameless! Latisan, I never thought you were such a shameless idiot! You actually, actually used this honey trap?

Hatchet Girl: An Ran-san, don't be fooled. This King Kong just wants to corrupt you! And it's only to this extent. I have it too!

Book Artist: Kotonoha-chan, this isn't the way you play, is it?

Lazy Kitten: Hahahaha, I'm so anxious, so anxious! Ali-chan is completely anxious! You bastards, you don't play by the rules!

Skirt-lifting maniac: It’s so funny, Ali-chan doesn’t have the hardware resources for this kind of thing.

Book Artist: Shut up! This isn't a hardware issue at all, okay? This is a perverse trend! An Ran-san, as the group leader, you certainly wouldn't encourage perverse trends, right?

This is an actor: Yes, indeed.

Book Artist: What’s your choice? Tell us!

This is an actor: What to choose? Wait, let me study this new world. Interesting, it seems like England in the 1990s. [Image].

379 Enron’s New Identity

At this time, An Ran was standing on a busy street.

The shops along the street hang English signs in various fonts. In the distance stands a huge clock tower, and the sound of the bells is clear and melodious.