I joined the group chat as Aizen in the Ninja World

Lazy Kitten: Shut up, are you eating your cat food? I may have a cat body, but my human heart is indelible!

Hatchet Girl: Support Lolo-chan!

After the message was sent, Katsura Yanye had already returned to her home with her sister. At the front door, she happened to run into Janet, who was dressed in a nun's uniform.

Gui Yanye was stunned for a moment, and couldn't help but ask: "Miss Janet, what's going on with you?"

In her memory, the battle sister, who had originally been well-made up and full of vigor, now looked completely different. Not only was her hair disheveled, but she even had two large dark circles under her eyes, making her look like she was wearing smoky makeup.

"Oh, dear Ye!" The moment she saw Gui Yanye, Janet felt as if she had seen God. "I miss you so much. I've been thinking about you all the time these days!"

"I'm sorry, Miss Janet." Katsura Yanye quickly took two steps back and said with a serious expression, "I already have someone I like. It's impossible for us to be together."

"Damn it, I'm not a lesbian!" Janet spat fiercely and shouted, "But I have to admit, seeing your pretty face makes me feel incredibly close! I've been tortured to death these past few days. I feel like the gates of hell are opening in New York City!

"What do you mean?" Gui Yanye blinked, looking confused.

"There's so much to talk about. Why don't you invite me in for a cup of tea first?" Janet took a deep breath and said, "Believe me, you have no idea what I've been going through these past few days. It's like a terrible nightmare!"

Book Artist: Are you saying that the time traveler may have discovered that something is wrong with you, so he decided to go to war with Akatsuki in advance?

Shark-Faced Guy: Yeah, that's what happened. Ultimately, it all comes down to that slash I made. Even though I'd already retracted most of the force, he still found it incredible. According to him, a sword attack like that shouldn't exist in the Naruto world.

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: It's not surprising that he thinks so. There really aren't many decent swordsmanship masters in the Naruto world. Even if there are, they are not known for their ability to break strange powers.

Skirt Lifter: After all, this is the age of ninjas. Sword-wielding warriors have been eliminated. The greatest destructive power of ninjas should be their various ninjutsu.

The illustrator of the book: I don't think it's about ninjutsu, it's about bloodline. The family that is closer to the Otsutsuki family is stronger. The entire Naruto world is about the Otsutsuki family's troubles.

Lazy Little Kitten: That’s why Naruto is also called the Story of Black Zetsu Rescuing His Mother. All the disputes and conspiracies in the ninja world revolve around Otsutsuki.

Curly Hair: Wait, did you guys notice something? This damn shark-faced guy, he doesn't even look like he's repenting for his mistakes when he says that! This guy is just showing off! Asshole, how dare he be so presumptuous with just some sashimi?

Shark-faced guy: No, I’m just telling the truth.

Curly-haired guy: Not a ghost, what you said is obviously full of Versailles flavor!

The illustrator: They're just being Versailles. What's wrong with you? Do you have the guts to create this kind of Versailles atmosphere? Can you? Can you create it? No, you can't! Besides eating, drinking, whoring, and gambling, you can't do anything else!

Wig: Don't say that, Gintoki's women's clothing is still very good. If he joins the men's house, he will probably be promoted to the top in a short time.

Curly-haired boy: You're your brother-in-law in women's clothing, go to hell! Don't I have any other advantages besides being able to work in a men's women's club, you bastard!

Wig: How about I get a microscope and look for it?

Skirt-lifting maniac: Hahahaha, do we need a microscope to find the advantages? Then how small are these advantages, like bacteria and dust?

Book Artist: Don't be ridiculous! You can't even find it with a microscope, because it doesn't exist!

Lazy Kitten: Oh my god, this is so sad. So sad that I even laughed out loud, and the corners of my mouth turned up like crazy!

Curly-haired girl: Shut up, you bastards! Not being able to see my strengths is your sorrow, Gin-san, and it's a huge sorrow that can't be described in words!

364 New York City Shrouded in Haze

Lazy Kitten:? Yin, you are speaking human language now, why can't I understand?

Curly-haired boy: Of course it is, because you are not a human being at all!

Illustrator: Stop quibbling. I feel like no one, human or not, would understand what you're saying. Even ghosts wouldn't understand. Because even ghosts can't see what's so great about you. Aren't you afraid of blowing your own trumpet?

Skirt Lifter: Gin-san's only advantage is probably this, he's thick-skinned. And not just thick, the kind that bullets can't penetrate.

This is an actor: I remember there was a saying in my previous life that could be used to describe people like him, called the bend in the city wall.

Book artist: Hahahaha, damn! This is so fitting. As thick-skinned as a bend in a city wall.

Foul-mouthed Man: Oh, this thickness is terrifying just thinking about it. As expected of Gin, he's a hottie I'm eyeing.

Curly Hair: What do you mean by "good at"? Damn it, I'm warning you, bastard, don't have any improper thoughts about me! Gin-san, I have absolutely no interest in men, okay?

Foul-mouthed man: I don't give a damn whether you're interested or not. Just because I'm interested is all that matters. Relax, buddy. I'll treat you well. I promise I'll make you feel great, hahahaha!

Hatchet Girl: Wow, I just came back and saw such an exciting conversation. I fully support this marriage and wish Gin and Mr. Deadpool a happy marriage.

Curly-haired boy: Get out of here, bastard! I'm getting goosebumps all over my body, damn!

Skirt-lifting maniac: Hahahaha, Mr. Deadpool is indeed Gin-san's nemesis! He is completely crushed and defeated in all aspects!

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: Gin is making a fuss. Why would he curse at someone for a normal courtship in the group? But then again, I'm really curious about what Kisame-san will do about the Akatsuki organization facing Konoha's annihilation. Can they withstand it?

The illustrator: How could he not be able to withstand it? Kisame-san could wipe out Konoha all by himself, right? The crushing of the higher worlds is not just talk.

Skirt-Lifting Maniac: That’s true, but it would be difficult if Kisame-san wasn’t here.

Wig: Indeed, it would be very troublesome for Konoha to deploy a full-fledged ninja army. Moreover, the strength of that time traveler is probably not simple.

Skull Island Handsome Guy: Since he dared to launch an attack on the Akatsuki organization, he must have something to rely on.

Lin Fengjiao: If Kisame didn't exist, Akatsuki would be in real danger.

Shark-Faced Guy: But if I hadn't been here, Konoha wouldn't have been able to attack Akatsuki so quickly. This causal relationship can't be ignored.

This is an actor: It may not be that fast, but this time traveler will eventually take action against the Akatsuki organization. Your appearance has only accelerated this process.

Skirt-lifting maniac: Why the ambition to rule the ninja world?

This is an actor: perhaps it's ambition, perhaps it's to complete the mission of the gold finger. Moreover, as the Hokage of Konoha, there is a fundamental conflict with the resistance group like Akatsuki. This is an irreconcilable contradiction.

Hatchet Girl: When you sit in the position of the ruling class, you won't be willing to be shuffled. After all, you have become a vested interest and it is impossible for you to give up your rights.

The illustrator of the book: That is indeed the case. Kotonoha-chan has a deep understanding of this.

Hatchet Girl: Because that's exactly what's happening here! All of New York is practically a living hell, and the Chief is still trying to hide and cover up the truth. Frankly, isn't he just worried about his own position?

Skirt-lifting maniac: Alas.

Fairy Chi Lian: What’s going on? Why is it turning into hell on earth?

Hatchet Girl: There's been a noticeable increase in supernatural phenomena and ghost attacks lately. Just now, Miss Janet was complaining to me about it. She said the Battle Sisters are worse than dogs, either on a mission or on their way to one.

Lazy Kitten: Oh my god, pictures are starting to appear in my mind.

Hatchet Girl: She also said that it would be fine if the mission could be completed, but the problem is that the chances of completing each mission are extremely slim. In just the past few days, they've already lost several bishops. Even a cardinal from the Vatican was killed.

Skirt-lifting maniac: Cardinal, those are all red cardinals, right? It seems that their status is second only to the Pope.

Hatchet Girl: Yes, he passed away yesterday. He died on a Level 4 mission. He lost contact before he even reached the mission location. Even someone of the Cardinal's rank would end up like this.

Illustrator: Terrifying! It feels like Kotonoha-chan's world is getting more and more terrifying. Are those ghosts really formed after human death?

Hatchet Girl: It's certain that most of them are. A small number aren't human souls after death, but rather strange objects. These strange objects can be controlled and used by humans after undergoing certain rituals. It's said that they are the best way for people in this world to deal with the supernatural.

Lazy Little Kitten: Using the supernatural to defeat the supernatural, that's a bit of the idea.

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: But this is not sustainable. The human body is too weak compared to the spirits. If we want to truly solve the suffering of the people, we must find the source.

Hatchet Girl: I thought so too. So I plan to start looking for them one by one starting tomorrow. I'll start with the more well-known supernatural rumors, and hopefully I can trace them back to their source.

Red Snake Fairy: That’s a good idea, but you have to be careful too.

The artist of the book: Why do I feel that this is the real way to open the God of Death? I, the self-proclaimed God of Death, always feel that it is fake.

Curly Hair: Be more confident, don’t always think that you are a fake product, and there is no need to doubt yourself!

Book artist: That’s still better than you, a fake warrior with all five poisons!

Curly: What did you say? Gin-san, I'm the hero of this samurai world. Are you trying to completely deny my world? Huh? Watch out for Gintama's millions of fans looking to cause trouble for you!

Book artist: That’s a cartoon character, none of your business.

Skirt-lifting maniac: Hahahaha, Ali-chan, this is a good retort! This is called giving someone a taste of their own medicine!

Shark-faced guy: Konoha’s ninja army has been assembled, do you want to see it?

Lazy Kitten: Yes!

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: Let’s start the live broadcast so that we can watch Kisame-san’s gorgeous performance.

[Tip: The shark-faced guy has started a livestream].

365 Unexpected Situation

Konoha, the central square.

Standing on the high platform, Hatake Ryufu waved his hands, his face filled with righteous indignation. He looked at the ninjas below and shouted, "Everyone, this is an extremely dangerous moment! The shadows in the darkness have revealed their hideous tentacles, and our enemies are becoming more and more unscrupulous! Their existence is to destroy our hard-earned peace. Can we let this happen?"

"No, no!"

"Destroy them, destroy our enemies!"

All the Konoha ninjas were affected by his passionate speech and words, and roared into the sky.

However, not everyone present was so enthusiastic. Naturally, there were also dissenting voices.

"It's just an unknown ninja organization. There's no need to make such a big fuss." As a former Hokage advisor, Mitomon En said, "Aren't you going a bit too far?"

"Is that true? I don't think so." Hatake Ryufu shook his head and said seriously, "Based on the information I have, it is certain that the members of that organization are plotting to subvert the ninja world."

"Subverting the ninja world?" Utatane Koharu scoffed at the suggestion and said, "It seems our Hokage really enjoys telling these kinds of exaggerated jokes."

"Whether it's a joke or not, you'll know later." Hatake Ryufu turned his head to look at the ninjas below the stage and said calmly, "But before that, my Hokage's battle readiness order has been issued. I hope the two advisors can understand the situation and not have any unrealistic fantasies."

"Kid, are you threatening us?" Mizuto Menyan frowned and said coldly.

"Of course not, I'm just giving you advice." Hatake Ryufu grinned and chuckled, "You two don't want to be kicked out so undignified at such an old age, do you?"

"You little brat, don't think you can do whatever you want just because you have Hiruzen's letter of consent!" Utane Koharu said angrily, her teeth itching. "Konoha should be resting and recuperating right now. Are you trying to start a ninja war by making such a fuss?"

"It's not that exaggerated. We're just going there for revenge." Hatake Ryufu glanced at her and said calmly, "Isn't that a good reason?"

Scarlet Snake Fairy: What is his revenge?

Skirt-lifting maniac: Because their Konoha was invaded, so they want revenge to regain their face?

The illustrator: I don't think it's that simple. Isn't it too far-fetched to use this as an excuse? Kisame and Itachi invaded Konoha to gather intelligence at most, and they didn't cause any casualties.

Skirt-lifting maniac: But there will always be property losses. I'm afraid Kisame-san's sword has destroyed many houses and shops.

Shark-faced guy: Yes, and he also killed Asuma Sarutobi by the way.

Lazy Kitten: Pfft, so that's how it is! No wonder they said they wanted revenge! It turns out you stormed into someone's village and killed the former village chief's son!

Soul Society's villain: Asuma Sarutobi, no wonder. If I'm not mistaken, Kisame did this on purpose, right?

Hatchet Girl: For An Ran-san?

Shark-faced guy: No, no, I just saw that he was unhappy. Don't think too much about it, really don't think too much about it.

The illustrator of the book: You told us not to overthink it, but just saying that is already a revelation.

This is an actor: it’s really not necessary.

Even if they were the same person in a parallel world, they were still individuals with different thoughts and experiences, and the two could not be conflated. Even if he did marry Xi Ri Hong in the end, he couldn't possibly marry Xi Ri Hong from every parallel world, right?

Are they going to open a cloning factory?

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: No, it's still necessary. It's the same old thing: if you haven't seen it, it's fine, but if you do, it's still necessary. I can't stand this uncomfortable feeling, and I don't want you to either.

It's an actor: well, you have the final say.

Illustrator: Speaking of which, this time traveler's battle mobilization is quite something. Could this guy have been a speaker and debater in his past life?

Lazy Kitten: Maybe it's a pyramid scheme? It seems to be a pyramid scheme. The way they speak has the flavor of those so-called success trainers.

Skull Island Handsome Guy: I feel like his mobilization wasn't primarily for mobilization. It was more like a show, or a way to establish authority and consolidate his dominance.

Hatchet Girl: I think that's a factor, too. He wants to intimidate those two Konoha advisors. Obviously, he wants to concentrate power in his own hands. Doesn't that kill two birds with one stone?

Curly-haired boy: Humph, how cunning! If this kind of person comes to power, the people of Konoha will probably have a hard time in the future. He speaks in high-sounding words, but inwardly he is only selfish.

Scarlet Snake Fairy: Yes, if anyone with even a little conscience had taken this opportunity to uncover the truth, wouldn't they? Uzumaki Naruto would have been freed from the injustice he'd endured for over a decade.

Lazy Kitten: Most time travelers in online novels are selfish creatures. As long as they live well, they don't care about the lives of others.

Skirt-lifting maniac: We are really lucky to have met a time traveler like An Ransang.

Lazy Kitten: Hahahaha, Brother An Ran is just weird! How can a time traveler upload a mentor's selection in the group? I'm really impressed!

Not just ordinary admiration, but sheer adoration. So impressive! Sharing the selected works in the group chat. What kind of ideological awareness does one have to achieve this?

Ask yourself, if the previous Qi Luoli were in An Ran's position, she would never do such a thankless task. What's the point of liberating the entire dimension? How much benefit can it bring to herself?

But now it’s different. After this period of education and guidance from Anran and the group members, she has understood the deeper meaning contained therein.