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Foul-mouthed Suit Guy: Under normal circumstances, that's fine, but what if it's unusual? For example, is this time traveler a romantic rival of Itachi's? Guys, is that even possible?

The illustrator of the book: What the hell, a love rival!

Skirt-lifting maniac: Since they are love rivals, there must be someone to compete for, so who is this person? Uchiha Izumi?

The Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: This girl should have been killed by Obito on the night of the genocide, right?

Lazy Kitten: Obito? Isn't that Itachi?

This is an actor: Itachi killed him in the novel version of Naruto, and Obito in the anime version. The Naruto memory in the group is the anime version.

The illustrator of the book: This girl is so miserable. She dies differently in different versions.

Lin Fengjiao: Who killed her isn't the issue; the problem is that she's already dead. Since she's dead, she can't be the target of a fight, right? Deadpool's speculation is clearly wrong.

Foul-mouthed Suit Man: No, no, no, I think my speculation is still correct. Maybe the person being fought over isn't Uchiha Izumi at all, maybe it's someone else?

Scarlet Snake Fairy:?

Skirt-lifting maniac: Who is the other person? Apart from this Uchiha Izumi, Itachi doesn't seem to have anyone he likes, right?

Curly: Wait, Deadpool, are you trying to say...

Foul-mouthed Man: Humph, that's right! This is the person you want to talk about!

Curly-haired boy: No, that's impossible! This time traveler, can't be that kind of person? I think you're overthinking it, absolutely overthinking it!

Foul-mouthed Suit Guy: Why not? Why not? You have to understand, anything is possible in this world! If I didn't tell you, you definitely wouldn't know that Logan actually likes to dig his own butt with his steel claws, right?

Upskirt Maniac: Pfft, is this true? Deadpool, are you bragging again?

Foul-mouthed man: Seriously? I swear! I saw it with my own eyes! If I lied to you, I'd have my butt grow on top of my head!

Lazy little cat: Your butt is on top of your head, aren’t you being too mean?

Qi Luoli couldn't imagine what it would be like to have a butt on top of a head. This was beyond her comprehension.

Skull Island Handsome Guy: Excuse me, I want to ask who Logan is?

This is an actor: a member of the X-Men in the Marvel universe, whose title is Wolverine.

Skull Island Handsome Guy: Is this guy also King Kong?

Skirt Uplifter: It's a wolf, not Wolverine. It's called Wolverine because he's also immortal and can eject titanium claws from the back of his hands. But according to Mr. Deadpool, these claws are used for digging...

Foul-mouthed Man with a Suit: This kind of thing is his biggest hobby, even cigars come second to it.

Illustrator: Even though you sound so serious, I still think it's bullshit. Are you slandering someone in the group because they have a grudge against you?

Foul-mouthed man in a suit: No, absolutely not! Although this guy did blow my head off, what I said is absolutely true!

Lazy Kitten: Okay, there is indeed a grudge.

Soul Society's villain: Deadpool's words can only be believed half the time. The other nine and a half are either nonsense or fabricated. Otherwise, they are exaggerated.

Hatchet Girl: Wolverine's affairs don't really matter. Even if he did such a thing, it has nothing to do with us. The main problem now is this time traveler Itachi. Who are they fighting for?

Skirt-lifting maniac: Right! You've been talking for so long and haven't gotten to the point yet, and you're already going off topic again!

Illustrator: Ruiko-chan, you were the one who steered the conversation in a different direction. And you're saying they're going off topic?

Skirt-lifting maniac: Well, I just found it unbelievable.

Curly-haired boy: Humph, who is the object of your desire? You guys don’t even know such a simple question. As fans of Naruto, don’t you know who Uchiha Itachi’s true love is?

Lazy Little Kitten: You're not talking about Uchiha Sasuke, are you?

Curly: Bingo, you got it right.

The artist: Sasuke? What the hell is Sasuke? When did Sasuke become Itachi's true love? They're obviously brothers!

Foul-mouthed man: Can't brotherly love be true love? You're still too young, girl. If it wasn't true love, how do you explain Uchiha Itachi killing his parents just to keep a younger brother?

Skirt-lifting maniac: No, that's absolutely wrong! Mr. Deadpool, there's definitely something wrong with your explanation. Wasn't it the situation that forced him to leave his brother behind? How does this even involve emotional issues?

Curly-haired boy: Forced by the situation? Humph, I'm afraid it's not that simple? Are you sure Uchiha Itachi didn't act because his parents were preventing him from being with his brother?

The illustrator: Damn, what kind of interpretation is this? Masashi Kishimoto would probably cry if he saw your interpretation!

Curly Hair: How can a mere comic artist understand human emotions? And there's another important piece of evidence: this time traveler didn't actually have a harem in the Naruto world! According to common sense, this is absolutely impossible! But what if this time traveler was attracted to a man? Doesn't that make sense?

Foul-mouthed Suit Man: Exactly, exactly! This is definitely because of a love triangle, which is why the time traveler wanted to kill Uchiha Itachi! As long as he kills Uchiha Itachi, he can happily live with Sasuke! What a scheming person, this damn time traveler!

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Skirt-lifting maniac: This, this...

Fairy Chi Lian: I don’t know what words to use to refute your inference.

Illustrator: Not only can I not refute it, I even think it makes some sense. If this time traveler doesn't like men, why doesn't he have a harem?

Curly: Yeah, this guy is definitely gay!

Foul-mouthed leather suit guy: And he's a fucking copper-smelting gay. Sasuke should have been only twelve years old at that time, right? He's only an elementary school student. How could this bastard have the guts to do that to him?

Skull Island Handsome Guy: Maybe, because he is a pervert?

Hatchet Girl: He's really perverted, even more perverted than Yin. This person is too scary. I suggest shooting him on the spot.

Lin Fengjiao: No way, do you all think this is the result of a love triangle between men?

Lin Jiu felt something strange inside, and instinctively felt that something was wrong. Not only was the traverser wrong, but the members of this group were also wrong.

According to common sense, you shouldn't think of gay love, right?

Lazy Kitten: Clearly, this isn't a love triangle! It's a four-cornered relationship! Don't forget, Sasuke has a lover named Naruto! If we kill Itachi, Naruto will probably be his next target, right?

Lin Fengjiao:?

The original triangle was bizarre enough, and now there's a quadrilateral? Uzumaki Naruto has a role too? What's going on with this group? Is there something wrong with me or them?

Scarlet Snake Fairy: If we follow this situation, Naruto must be the target.

Wig: This is outrageous! This is absolutely unacceptable! Naruto is our president's adopted son. He must not be allowed to come to harm!

This is an actor:?

An Ran, who had been watching these idiotic netizens chattering away, was momentarily stunned, her lips twitching slightly. What kind of special relationship was involved? How did it connect to her now?

The artist of this book: An Ran Sang felt very confused, as an adopted son appeared out of nowhere.

Skirt-Lifting Maniac: Hahaha, it's really baffling. But thinking about it, it seems to make sense. After all, Miss Kushina is already An Ran-san's person, so isn't her son An Ran-san's adopted son? The wig is describing this relationship, right?

Hatchet Girl: That seems to make sense.

The Evil Leader of Soul Society: Now there is one more reason to kill this time traveler. For the sake of Anran's adopted son, he cannot be allowed to live.

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: Indeed, but there's something very important that everyone needs to understand. If you all acknowledge that Naruto is An Ran-san's adopted son, then he will become the adopted son of all of us women. Don't forget, we are all members of An Ran-san's harem.

Scarlet Snake Fairy: ...

Skirt-lifting maniac: This, let's just forget about it, right? Eating the melon on your head is a terrible feeling.

Hatchet Girl: Actually, Naruto from that world can't be considered an adopted son at all. The only true adopted son is Naruto from Konan's Naruto world.

Book Artist: Yes, that's how it should be. The relationship shouldn't be messed up.

Curly Hair:? You were desperately trying to get involved when it wasn't your business, and now that it's your business, you're starting to tear yourself apart? Can you women stop being so realistic?

The illustrator of the book: I am still young and don’t want to have another son for no reason.

This is an actor: So I am big?

Lazy Kitten: Hahaha. Brother Anran is mature and steady enough that people subconsciously ignore the fact that you are only thirteen years old.

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: No, I'm fourteen now! Fourteen years and eight months old, I remember it very clearly.

Hatchet Girl: It’s been clear for several months, Sister Xiaonan is really thoughtful.

The illustrator of the book: How can I not be interested? I'm just waiting to eat meat when I turn 18. Isn't this something I have to count on my fingers?

The shark-faced guy: Come to think of it, if An Ran-sang hadn’t left the world of death for a few years, he would be eighteen now, right?

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: Yes, I was delayed for a few years by going to Academy City and Uncle Nine's world. But there's nothing I can do about it, it's the group leader's responsibility.

Hatchet Girl: Although that's what I said, I feel like Xiaonan-sister must be filled with resentment in her heart! Hahahaha!

In the living room, Gui Yanye laughed out loud.

She could even picture in her mind the frustration and helplessness that Xiaonan felt when he sent that message. The meat that he should have been able to eat was ruined due to various reasons.

If it were her, she would probably find it hard to bear. Speaking of which, Sister Xiaonan is indeed worthy of being the Queen! Even when faced with such a situation, she still considers the group members.

Thinking of this, Gui Yanye couldn't help but feel a little admiration for Xiaonan. At this moment, a rapid knock on the door suddenly sounded.

Is it Guixin? Did this kid forget to bring his keys again?

Katsura Yanye stood up helplessly and opened the door. However, the person who appeared outside was not her sister. It was a blonde, blue-eyed girl who looked about the same age as her sister.

The girl has very fair skin, twin ponytails, and wears a short-sleeved off-white shirt and a knee-length skirt. She looks petite and cute.

Katsura blinked and asked curiously in English, "Little boy, who are you looking for?"

"You, are you Guixin's sister?" The girl with twin ponytails looked very timid and said tremblingly, "She and another classmate of ours are in trouble. Please save them quickly!"

"What?" Gui Yanye's face changed, and the spiritual pressure in his body gushed out unconsciously.

Lin Fengjiao: I think your speculation is flawed! That shouldn't be a fight at all. The time traveler must have other ulterior motives for wanting to kill Itachi.

Foul-mouthed Suit Man: Oh, then tell me what's the hidden story? Could it be that Uchiha Itachi once plucked his nose hairs, and that's why the time traveler hates him?

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: Is it possible that this time traveler is after Itachi's Sharingan?

Lazy Kitten: But, the Sharingan doesn't work as well on non-Uchiha clan members, right? Isn't that a bit of a loss?

This is an actor: Maybe, he has a cheat code. And this cheat code does not require a specific bloodline limit to fully function, and is even stronger than the real original.

Lazy Kitten: If that's the case, then it's really possible! The cheat codes of time travelers are all so strange, it's hard to say there aren't any of this kind!

Hatchet Girl: Everyone, does anyone know how to summon spirits? Also, if someone falls into a coma after summoning a spirit, how do you treat them?

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Upskirt Maniac: ???

Lazy Kitten: The Conjuring? What Conjuring? That super scary horror movie?

The illustrator of the book: Pfft, I’ve seen that one too! The demon nun is really scary, I almost cried when I saw it!

Curly: Hehehe, you're such a wimp! You can even get scared to tears after watching a horror movie. Are you the legendary Crunchy Shark? Ha!

The illustrator of the book:??? You, a pathetic creature who would crawl into a rice jar when hearing a ghost, have the nerve to criticize me?

Curly-haired boy: Who the hell got into the rice jar? That's something characters in comics do! It has nothing to do with me, Gin-san! That's a comic character, not the real Gin-san!

This is an actor: Are you forcibly separating yourself from the original work?

Wig: I can prove that Gintoki didn't crawl into the rice jar, he just crawled into the kotatsu and chatted with you.

Curly-haired boy: Shut up, Gin-san, I’m cold!

Wig: But it’s summer now.

Skirt-lifting maniac: Hiding under the kotatsu in the summer? You're just like me, Gin-san.

Foul-mouthed Man: Hey, why are you afraid of ghosts? Don't you know that the ghosts you see are actually people that others will never see in their entire lives? Learn to be grateful!

Lin Fengjiao: The term Mr. Deadpool is quite trendy.

Book artist: And it’s quite philosophical. Come to think of it, it’s indeed true.

The villain of Soul Society: Stop going off topic, Kotonoha is still waiting for our help.

Skirt-lifting maniac: I really don't understand summoning spirits. It seems like some kind of ritual? Something like the Pen Fairy?

This is an actor: it should be slightly more complicated than the Pen Fairy.

Hatchet Girl: It is much more complicated, and it is said that sacrifices are needed.

Book artist: When it comes to this kind of thing, isn’t Uncle Jiu a professional?

Lin Fengjiao: As I understand it, summoning the soul involves using Taoist techniques to draw the soul of the deceased from the underworld to the living world. During this process, the soul of the deceased will possess the body of the summoner to communicate and exchange ideas.

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: So, is the unconscious person possessed by the soul of the deceased? By the way, Kotonoha-chan, who is unconscious?