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"Shit, I'm not interested in studying your unofficial history." Janet snorted coldly, her face full of disdain.

"Ahem, we've detected unusual spiritual fluctuations in Baker Street." The elderly voice on the other end of the line suddenly changed the subject, his tone becoming serious again. "The fluctuation is level four."

"Is it an evil spirit?" When talking about this kind of thing, Janet's expression rarely became serious.

"It could even be a malevolent spirit." The old voice paused, then said, "This isn't something an ordinary exorcist can eliminate. It requires at least the rank of bishop or above."

Janet's mouth twitched, and she asked unhappily, "Old man, are you trying to trick me? From today on, I've decided that I will never do anything according to your arrangements again!"

"Once the matter is resolved, you can still retain your position as bishop, but you will no longer need to be stationed in the church." The old voice threw out the chips.

"Tell me the exact location of that evil spirit, and I'll chop it into pieces right now!" Janet changed her expression decisively and said righteously.

"The bearing is right... huh? The fluctuations have disappeared?"

Snapped.

Inside the two-story building at 119 Baker Street, the bathroom mirror completely shattered. A gleaming, cold blade pierced the center of the mirror.

Wearing a pink nightgown, Katsura Kotonoha stood before the mirror, staring at the broken surface. The image reflected in the mirror was not her, but a distorted, hideous human face.

This distorted face was supposed to be an illusion, but due to the properties of the Zanpakutō, it became a physical object. The blade pierced its brow, and the formless being gradually dissipated into smoke and dust.

Hatchet Girl: That's amazing, Ruiko-chan! The method you mentioned really works!

Skirt-Lifting Maniac: Hey, that's normal. Isn't that how it plays out in horror movies? The evil spirit appears when the heroine turns around. So, wouldn't it be perfect to give it a backhanded smack?

The illustrator of the book: As expected of Rei-chan, she is a real genius of logic.

Wig: Well. This tactic sounds simple, but few people actually pull it off. Otherwise, there wouldn't be so many tragedies in horror movies, like Sadako-chan.

The illustrator of the book: Why the hell use Sadako as a metaphor? It is originally an evil ghost!

Wig: Yes, an evil ghost with a very miserable life experience.

Skirt-lifting maniac: Her tragic life story was caused by her family. Her tragedy stems from humanity! Doesn't that have anything to do with what we're talking about now? What are you getting at?

Curly: Humph! It doesn't make sense. This is the style of wigs!

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: By the way, was the one killed by Kotonoha-chan really a soul body?

This is an actor: Since the Zanpakutō can work, it must be related to the soul. However, the way this thing kills is quite different from ordinary ghosts.

Scarlet Snake Fairy: I would like to hear the details.

This is an actor: As Kotonoha had said before, looking directly at the mirror produced a special distortion, but turning your back to it eliminated the distortion. This wasn't an illusion spell, but rather some kind of rule.

Book artist: Rules? A mere ghost can use rules to kill people?

This is an actor: These rules aren't absolute, as I understand them, but relative. For example, seeing the mirror text triggers the killing rules of this thing, and ordinary people are doomed to die. However, someone like Kotonoha, who possesses the power of the Shinigami, can easily break through these constraints.

Skirt-lifting maniac: There are such things. It broadens my horizons.

Skull Island Handsome Guy: Everyone, I think I'm in New York.

269 New York: Green Hell

Book Artist: Huh? If it's here, it's here. If it's not here, it's not here. What do you mean by "seems to have arrived"?

Skirt-lifting maniac: I'm also confused. Even if you don't know the way, don't you still have two navigation systems? Don't they know their own country and city?

Skull Island handsome guy: Maybe they knew each other before, but now they don’t recognize each other. [Picture]

Hatchet Girl:? ? ?

Gui Yanye clicked on the image and was greeted by a sea of dark green. A towering tree, entwined with vines, rose from the ground, its lush branches obscuring the sunlight.

Curly Hair: Oh my god, what is this? This is New York? Are you sure this is an international metropolis in America and not the Amazon jungle in Africa?

Book Artist: Friend, the Amazon is in South America.

Curly: Why are you fussing over such trivial matters? The issue we're talking about isn't about any particular continent, is it?

Hatchet Girl: This is no small matter, it's completely different! Africa and South America are at least a hemisphere apart.

Curly: Yes, yes, so what! Let’s get back to the point, hey!

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: Gin, your attitude is not right. Since you have made a mistake, you should humbly accept everyone's criticism and correction.

Book Artist: Humph, getting him to admit his mistakes is harder than climbing to heaven. No matter what mistakes he made, he won't admit them.

Skirt-lifting maniac: He is too concerned about his reputation.

Wig: Well, Gintoki's problem is innate. When he was little, even Mr. Shoyo thought he was hopeless.

Curly-haired guy: You are obviously the most hopeless one. You are a teenager and still wearing open-crotch pants!

Book artist: Haha, is this true?

Lin Fengjiao: Wearing open-crotch pants as a teenager, is that considered immoral?

Skull Island Handsome Guy: Mark and the others have confirmed that this is indeed New York, not the Amazon.

This is an actor: Hmm. The remnants of the buildings in the photo are still there, so Yin was just exaggerating.

Soul Society's Evildoer: But why is this happening? Surely this phenomenon isn't natural?

This is an actor: the theory of natural formation can be ruled out first. If it was formed naturally, those tanks would not be strung on trees like candied haws.

Skirt-lifting maniac: It's not just the tanks, it's the cars too. There are people inside them, and they're all squashed.

Hatchet Girl: So pitiful.

Katsura Yanye didn't dare to look closely and closed the photo browser directly.

Book Artist: In other words, is this sea of trees man-made?

This is an actor: it is manufactured, but we don’t know whether it is artificial.

Skirt-Lifting Maniac: Could it be a time traveler known as the God of Ninja? This is a bit difficult to deal with.

Shark-faced guy: No way, could it really be Hashirama Senju?

Hoshigaki Kisame originally wanted to say it was impossible, but he had seen enough strange things in this group that nothing seemed impossible.

Skull Island Handsome Guy: I heard some noise up ahead, let me go check it out.

Hatchet Girl: Lati, be careful, we still don’t understand what’s going on.

The artist of the book: If it really is Hashirama Senju, I'm afraid Lati won't be able to defeat him with her current strength, right?

Curly: If we use this guy's fighting ability in the movie as a guide, it's a big unknown whether he can win or not, let alone survive.

Skirt-Lifting Maniac: That's true. The Lati in the movie couldn't even withstand a few shells. And Hashirama Senju's Wood Release has a strong strategic advantage against large creatures like it. The gap is too big.

Hatchet Girl: How about we go and provide support first?

This is an actor: No need, I have set up a protection mechanism in the group. If a group member encounters fatal danger, they will be directly teleported to the Naruto world.

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: Sister Hua, why are you stuffing sugarcane into my personal space?

The villain of Soul Society: I forgot, I'm going to Hueco Mundo.

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: I haven’t forgotten, but what does this have to do with you stuffing sugarcane into your personal space?

The villain from Soul Society: I don’t know how long I’ll be staying in Hueco Mundo this time, so I’m storing up war rations.

Scarlet Snake Fairy:?

Book artist:?

Hatchet Girl: Sister Hua, calm down! Sugarcane is not a staple food. It won't fill your stomach at all!

Soul Society's villain: I don't need to fill my stomach, I just eat what I like. Hueco Mundo is poorly resourced, and there's no way I'd find sugarcane, so I need to pack more.

Curly-haired guy: I suddenly don’t know how to complain about your behavior.

Skirt-lifting maniac: Me too. I never expected Sister Hua to have such a cute side. Before heading to Hueco Mundo, stock up on sugarcane.

Soul Society's Villain: Actually, I wanted to stock up on yuzu, but since Konan likes them, I'll leave them for her.

Skull Island Handsome Guy: Comrades, I saw the Reincarnation! [Picture]

[Intruder Identity: Reincarnation]

[Invasion Mode: Plane Travel]

[Invasion Level: 4]

[World Destruction: 4]

[Maliciousness: 5]

[Sin value: 8954]

[Kill points: 12000]

[Origin: This invader originates from the universal reincarnation space and invades this world through space-time guidance.]

[Strategy Tips: This Reincarnator is at the fourth level of reincarnation and has experienced more than five worlds, making him a very experienced veteran. This Reincarnator's evolutionary path is to strengthen the Royal Pet, so please be careful!]

Hatchet Girl: It really is a reincarnation! And this guy also comes from the universal reincarnation space!

Skirt Lifting Maniac: He seems to be the same Reincarnationist who invaded Sister Mo Chou's world last time, also a fourth-level one! But his strength seems to be much greater than that Reincarnationist's!

This is an actor: it's not that his strength is much higher, but his enhancement method is different. Look at the guide tips, and then look at the pile under his feet.

The Villain of Soul Society: That...

Curly-haired guy: Damn, this thing really looks like that lump.

In the photo, there is a halo above the head of the reincarnator, just a small dot.

Standing at his feet was a strange, oval, dark green creature. It looked a bit like a slime from a Western fantasy game, but its body sprouted tentacle-like vines, their surface covered in dense dark green seeds.

The illustrator of the book: What the hell is this? It's so ugly and unique!

Skirt-Lifting Monster: No halo, is it a native creature? It should also be a Titan-class monster, but it just didn't appear in the original story.

Hatchet Girl: But it seems to be very powerful! I saw in the photo that even Godzilla seemed to be tied up by it!

270 The Reincarnationist's Trump Card

Upskirt Maniac: Yes, it seems to be under control.

Book artist: From the photo, it looks like Godzilla is struggling, but can't break free.

Curly-haired boy: What the hell is this? It can even control Godzilla?

Lin Fengjiao: Excuse me, but Godzilla is that giant four-legged snake? Is he very powerful?

Hatchet Girl: Very powerful, you can say she is the king of monsters.

Wig: Yes, even the legendary Ultraman is its match.

Book artist: Where did you come to this conclusion? They never fought.

Wig: I once saw a special feature where Godzilla invaded the Land of Light and killed all the Ultramen. He also used Mother Ultra as a breeding machine.

Skirt-lifting maniac:?

Red Snake Fairy: Reproduction Machine...

Book Artist: What the hell is this bonus? Are you watching DVDs again? Stop watching that stuff! Aren't you afraid your body will collapse?

Wig: Humph, who do you think I am? Is the name of Magician Xiao Guizi just for nothing?

Book artist: Damn, are you still pretending?

Shark-faced guy: Excuse me, what is the story behind the magician Xiao Guizi?

Hatchet Girl: Well, it means he can fire the magic cannon on his own. The key lies in the words "on his own", think carefully.

Scarlet Snake Fairy: Yan Ye seems to understand a lot.

Hatchet Girl: Well, I asked my sister too.

Book Artist: Is this true? Is your sister really that strong?

This is an actor: That little girl is indeed a little too precocious.

Uchiha Madara still couldn't forget the ambiguous and complicated look in the little girl's eyes when he used her sister's body. A ten-year-old girl from an ordinary family would never have such complicated thoughts.

Hatchet Girl: Gui Xin... has always had a strong sense of independence and a great talent for learning since she was a child.