I am not here to break up this family, I am here to join this family.
"Then don't talk for a while, I want to talk to my cousin first..." Ouyang Jun held up the phone high, just because he didn't want his cousin on the other end of the phone to hear Honghong's words clearly.
"elder brother!"
"You have another sister out there!?"
Obviously, Ouyang Xuan's efforts were in vain. The girl on the other end of the phone heard everything clearly, from Honghong's first call of "Taoist brother" to the last attempt to replenish Taoist brother's energy, she heard it all clearly.
My only sister position is lost!? My family has been stolen!? My brother found a new sister? Is she a foster sister or a foster sister!?
Chapter 63 0.001 Invitation Ticket
Shura Field is now often used to refer to a scene between men and women with an atmosphere like Shura Purgatory. It often appears in situations where there is one man and multiple women or one woman and multiple men. The male protagonists of light novels who maintain ambiguous relationships with several girls at the same time and the scumbags who have multiple relationships at the same time are the people who most often come into contact with Shura Field.
Yang No, Kotoko, 2B, in terms of lovers who have confirmed relationships, Ouyang Jun has three, which perfectly fits the premise of Shura Field with one man and many women. However, Ouyang Jun has never seen or felt something called Shura Field. Several lovers have accepted each other and lived in harmony. This long and harmonious harem life has also made Ouyang Jun lack the ability to deal with Shura Field, which is necessary for a harem man.
On the road leading to Tokyo from this seaside town, Ouyang Sun experienced the Shura Field for the first time, but it was not between two lovers, but between his sister and his "sister".
"Brother, please speak up. Who's that on the other end of the line? Did you get another sister on the island?"
"Brother Taoist, who is this person?" Honghong looked at the cell phone that made the loud noise in surprise.
"Brother Taoist?" The person on the other end of the line repeated Honghong's words in disbelief, "He's my brother. I don't care who you are. You are not allowed to call him brother. Only I can call him that!"
"Why? Taoist Brother is Taoist Brother, I have to call him Taoist Brother, Taoist Brother."
"I'm his sister, so I'm qualified to call him brother. Who are you? Are you his sister? Just call me brother."
As if angered by the girl on the other end of the phone, Honghong came out of Ouyang Xuan's arms and shouted angrily into the phone. The person on the other end of the phone was not to be outdone. She quoted classics and reiterated to Honghong that she was Ouyang Xuan's sister and only she could call him brother.
Honghong kept emphasizing that Taoist Brother is Taoist Brother, no matter who you are, you have to call him Taoist Brother. Once he is Taoist Brother, he will be Taoist Brother forever. Even if you marry Taoist Brother in the future, you still have to call him Taoist Brother.
"Get married!?" Even through the phone, I could feel the voice of the person on the other end trembling. "Brother, he's from mainland China. He will only marry a girl from mainland China! You, a Sakura girl, forget it! Forget it for the rest of your life. I will never hand my brother over to you."
"Hmph." Even though the other party couldn't see, Honghong still put her hands on her hips proudly, "I'm also a girl from the mainland, so I can marry Taoist Brother. Since you are Taoist Brother's sister, Yang Nai said that when the time comes, you will be the bridesmaid and you will be able to witness Taoist Brother's happiest moment."
Between the raised cell phone and Honghong in front of him, Ouyang Jun felt an invisible and intangible black smoke gradually emerging, constantly expanding to cover both Honghong and himself. A drop of sweat slowly slid down Ouyang Jun's forehead. At this time, Ouyang Jun felt the pressure. The last time he had this feeling was before going out, when he fought with the old Taoist priest who exerted his full strength.
When Ouyang Jun thought about it, although the Shura field between the sisters had already formed, he seemed to be able to stop it, because Honghong was right in front of him.
No matter how much you say, action is not as good as action. No matter how good your idea is, you have to act. Ouyang Jun covered Honghong's mouth with his hand, and stuffed the words Honghong had prepared back into her throat. Honghong was not annoyed by Ouyang Jun's sudden attack, but just looked at Ouyang Jun with some grievance.
In Honghong's big little head, she just thought Ouyang Falcon was favoring the person on the phone, but then she thought, Ouyang Falcon covering her mouth, isn't that what Qinzi said about physical contact and sticking? Thinking of this, Honghong no longer felt wronged, and instead happily let Ouyang Falcon's hand cover her mouth.
"Keke, you don't have to take her words too seriously. She's someone I used to know and she was just joking with me."
"Brother, don't say anything yet. I still want to fight her for three hundred rounds!"
"I've already asked her to leave. She's a bit clumsy, so don't take her words too seriously."
Honghong, who was originally very happy, immediately became unhappy when she heard Ouyang Xuan say that she was stupid.
Taoist brother is too much, how can you say I'm stupid! I'm angry, so I glared at Taoist brother!
"Then I will be magnanimous and forgive my mistakes. How can that pirated sister compare to my real sister who is related to me by blood? How can they be compared? There is no way." On the other end of the phone, Coco had a triumphant look on her face and sat down again.
"But, brother, why did that person call you Taoist brother? Did you become a monk in the island country?"
Coco didn't know what happened to Ouyang Xuan on Longhu Mountain. From Coco's perspective, after graduating from junior high school, Ouyang Xuan did not choose to go to high school in China, but ran away to the island country. This made Coco feel lost for a long time. After Ouyang Xuan went to the island country, he could no longer come to see her and play with her during long holidays and summer vacations. Except for phone calls and video calls, Coco hadn't seen Ouyang Xuan in person for several years.
"Because of some things, she has always called me Taoist brother." Ouyang Xuan neither admitted nor denied it.
"That's good. If you become a monk, your Ou family will be extinct."
"Then why don't you be adopted by us? How about calling us Ou Keke?"
"Eh, that sounds weird. Tang Keke sounds better."
Honghong looked at Ouyang Xuan in great surprise, her emerald green eyes wide open, filled with surprise.
Was the Taoist brother joking just now? The Taoist brother actually joked with a girl I had never met?
Honghong thought Ouyang Xuan was joking, but Ouyang Xuan didn't think so at all. He let Keke be adopted into his family because he had a very good relationship with Keke since childhood. The adults in the family often joked about this, so Ouyang Xuan just remembered it. Rather than a joke, it was more like a habitual expression between the two of them.
"It's quite late in China now. Finish your homework and go to bed early. You have classes tomorrow."
"I can finish homework in minutes. Otherwise, I wouldn't have the time to talk to you on the phone."
Coco closed her homework book naturally, even though it was empty.
"Please say hello to Lele for me. I haven't seen her for a long time."
"Sister, you're always on my mind. When you come back, remember to come visit us. And as for a gift, I want the latest school idol CD." Keke naturally put forward a request to Ouyang Sun. "That CD you sent back last time was amazing. It was even signed by the whole group. Brother, you've worked hard. You must have been queuing up very early."
"Fortunately."
Why queue? Just tell Hayasaka Nao and you’ll get it in an hour.
The two talked for a few more words and were about to hang up the phone. At this last moment, Keke remembered something. It was late at night in the mainland and late at night in the island country. How could Ouyang Xuan be with a woman who called him brother so late at night?
wrong! ?
"Brother! Why are you here so late at night——"
Before Coco could finish her question, a busy tone came from the other end of the phone. Ouyang Xuan had already hung up.
"Keke, why are you shouting so late at night?"
A girl who looked very similar to Coco knocked on the door of Coco's room. Unlike Coco's short hair, she had waist-length hair, which was flaxen with a little blue highlights, just like Coco's.
"Sister!" The door of the room was suddenly opened.
"Sister, I'm going to the island country now!" Coco said excitedly.
"My parents and I have already discussed this topic. If you can stay among the top three in the city throughout the entire third year of junior high school, we will agree to let you study abroad in an island country in high school." Tang Lele smiled and announced the good news to Keke.
Maintaining a top three ranking in the city for a whole year may be difficult for most people, but Lele knows his sister's ability, and being in the top three for a whole year is easy for her, as long as she doesn't have to take the physical education test. For Coco, such a condition means agreeing to let her study abroad in the island country in high school.
"It will be too late next year! Sis, I have to go to the island country to find my brother now!"
"Yang Falcon?" Lele asked curiously.
"Brother, he found a new sister in the island country! She keeps calling me Taoist brother. I must go and defend my sister's status!"
Lele clapped his hands tightly on Coco's shoulders, and the same aqua-blue eyes suddenly leaned over.
"You said Yang Xuan found a girlfriend in the island country!?"
"No, it's my sister, the one who calls me Taoist brother."
"Isn't that just a flirtatious term between lovers?!"
Tonight, there was a quarrel in the Tang family's house. The two sisters' idea of going to the island country immediately was ruthlessly rejected.
Today’s winner is Tushan Honghong.
Headache. Although Ouyang Sun seemed to hear Coco on the other end want to say something before hanging up the phone, there was no extra time to think now. Ouyang Sun felt a headache for the first time.
"Have I caused any trouble to Taoist brother?" Honghong lowered her head slightly, her tall body shrank, and she looked aggrieved.
"No, it's my own business. I'll just explain it to my cousin when the time comes."
"Well, I'll treat Taoist Brother to some candy. Eating sweet things will make you feel better. That's what Rongrong told me."
She took out a bag of candies from her sleeve. These were the candies Honghong bought at the convenience store at noon. The dazzling array of candies made Honghong dizzy. She didn't know which one was the best to buy, nor did she know which one Ouyang Xuan liked. Until Honghong found the most delicious one she had ever seen from a wall of candies.
[Super exciting, grape-flavored popping candy that bounces in your mouth! ! !]
This is the candy that Honghong often finds in the refrigerator or cabinet when she is at home. Kotoko often says that she wants to take this candy to give to Ouyang Xuan. Although most of it is eaten by Kotoko, Yono 2B and others, Honghong doesn't know. She just thinks that Ouyang Xuan likes to eat it.
Looking at the familiar packaging and then at Honghong's innocent smile, it was obvious that Honghong didn't know the correct way to use this candy. She just treated it as a bag of candy.
"Qinzi said that Taoist brother likes this candy very much. Taoist brother, please eat it quickly." Honghong placed the popping candy in front of Ouyang Xuan as if asking for credit.
"Let's put it aside for now and eat it when we get home."
"Will Kotoko and the others steal some of the food after we get home?" Honghong asked worriedly.
Regarding Honghong's worry, Ouyang Jun just wanted to say that it was unnecessary, because this candy has always been eaten by Qinzi and the others, and Ouyang Jun can't eat anything there, at least he has not practiced the spells and techniques to eat food there.
Ouyang Xuan didn't want to eat it for the time being, and Honghong didn't force him. She put the popping candy back into her sleeve and prepared to take it home for Ouyang Xuan to eat.
Honghong's sleeves looked so small and had no special design, but the candy was extremely secure inside and could not be shaken out even by Honghong shaking her sleeves. However, the candy was not shaken out of the sleeves, but another thing that Honghong bought together with the popping candy unfortunately fell out of the sleeves and slid all the way to Ouyang Sun's feet.
【Ultra-thin and imperceptible, 0.001, a perfect night today!】
The seemingly silly and cute Honghong has changed a little in Ouyang Shun's eyes. How to say it, it's like Yukino and Kotoko, one is a quiet and natural girl, and the other is a sporty driver, and this driver is also covered with a layer of skin.
"Ah, my invitation."
Honghong shouted, squatting down and picking up the life blocker.
"What is an invitation ticket?" Ouyang Xuan said earnestly, I must be overthinking it.
"Invitation ticket? It's a prop to invite Taoist brother to come and XXXX with me, then XXX, and finally give birth to a child." Honghong tilted her head, and with an innocent expression on her beautiful cheeks, she said words that crushed Ouyang Xuan's face.
"Kotoko taught you?"
"Brother Taoist," Hong Hong said with her hands on her hips, dissatisfied. "Brother Taoist, please don't always treat me like an idiot. I've been working hard to become Brother Taoist's wife. How could I not even know such basic knowledge? If I didn't understand, how could I marry Brother Taoist and have a child with him?"
"But how do I use this invitation? Should I give it directly to Brother Taoist?" Honghong recalled the movies she had watched recently and found that there was no scene that featured this invitation. "Brother Taoist, can I give it to you now?"
Holding the life blocker in both hands, Honghong looked at Ouyang Xuan with hope. Although she didn't know what this thing was for or how to use it, Honghong wanted Ouyang Xuan to use it right now.
"stop!"
Finally, Kotoko arrived at this time.
"If you want to use this kind of thing, you have to be at home."
Fortunately, Ouyang Xuan was not knocked down and killed by Honghong.
Qinzi secretly breathed a sigh of relief and quickly regained her composure.
"Hey, why not?"
"No, that's not possible. Honghong and Ouyang can't live together now."
"Kotoko, Haruno, and 2B can all be together with Taoist Brother, so why can't I be with Taoist Brother?"
"Because Ouyang and I are lovers." Qinzi emphasized her identity.
"The Taoist brother and I are husband and wife." Honghong fabricated her identity.
"The future is the future, and now is now. Even if that happens, it will be in the future. Right now, you and Ouyang have nothing to do with each other."
Seeing that Qinzi and Honghong were arguing, and Honghong had forgotten about sending the invitation to Ouyang Xuan, Ouyang Xuan secretly breathed a sigh of relief. Qinzi's assist helped him a lot. She had been squatting beside him for so long, probably just waiting for this opportunity.
Chapter 64 School Festival
Shuchiin Academy School Festival!
As the school with the largest number of children of powerful people in Tokyo and even in the whole country, Shuchiin's school festival will not only attract a large number of students to visit, but also attract a large number of people from society, making Shuchiin's school festival more like a local celebration than a high school festival.
He also had all the food stalls you'd find at a typical school festival, a high-end steak buffet, unlimited top-quality red wine, and plenty of maids and butlers.
"Nothing at all." Yang Nai looked at the booklet in his hand disappointedly.
"Come on, even if Shuchi-in is a school for the children of the rich and powerful, it wouldn't have something like that," Kotoko said unhappily. "Essentially, Shuchi-in is just an ordinary high school. It's just that the students there are a little richer."
"But it's not surprising. A country bumpkin from Chiba wouldn't be qualified to go to school here."
"Hey, isn't this our eldest daughter from Tokyo? How come you look so cool after not seeing her for a few days?" Yang No retorted, "You still call me a country bumpkin? Your family isn't from the Minato area. At most, one of us is a country bumpkin from nearby and the other from farther away."
In the island country, Tokyo residents look at everyone outside Tokyo as country bumpkins, and within Tokyo, people in Minato Ward also look at everyone outside Minato Ward as country bumpkins. People living in Chiba and those living outside Minato Ward are actually the same, they are all country bumpkins.
While Yang No and Qinzi were arguing, Ouyang Jun's helpless voice came from behind.
"Hinokoto, why don't you two go home first? 2B and I will take care of this."
"No." Yang Nai flatly refused.
"No." Kotoko agreed.
"I went to school in Chiba during high school and never came to the prestigious Shuchiin School Festival. How could I leave?"
"The principal of Xiuzhiyuan has entrusted both me and you, Ouyang, and I am also the entrusted person. How can I leave?"
Both women had their own reasons for not wanting to leave, and Ouyang Xuan had no choice but to let them do as they pleased. At least now that Honghong was not around, he could have some peace and quiet. One woman was like three hundred ducks, and three chirping women gave Ouyang Xuan a headache.
Ouyang Sun and Kotoko came to Shuchiin, of course not to participate in the school festival. A few days ago, the principal of Shuchiin found Ouyang Sun and Kotoko and asked them for help. Since they were able to find Ouyang Sun and Kotoko, it was naturally not a student conflict or something like that, but a supernatural event.
For example, all the members of the choir inexplicably appeared in the classroom as if sleepwalking, the instruments of the wind band students from another middle school that the wind band invited to play with mysteriously disappeared, the film of the photography club's old film camera was somehow used up, and the ingredients of the students from the culinary school that were invited for exchange disappeared. There are too many incidents like this.
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