In Zongman, the evil spirits are eliminated physically.

"Try drinking a little. Your body should be able to drink alcohol. I see you can even drink water."

"Yes."

Although based on the intelligence information in the computer, 2B still felt that this wine was not a good thing. The idea that drinking a little bit was good for the body was nonsense, not to mention that drinking too much could make one stronger. That was really a case of the duck opening its mouth and the big Ke not closing it.

She gently held the edge of the tin can with her lips and tilted the can slightly, allowing the yellow wine to flow out from the opened mouth and go down her throat into 2B's digestive furnace. As soon as the wine entered 2B's body, 2B's body immediately started working, and the consumption furnace started working, evaporating the wine, squeezing out the energy and resources in it, and converting it into energy that can be used for the body to move and fight.

"Although alcohol isn't a good thing, it's still nice to drink a little from time to time. It's also nice to change the taste after drinking water for a long time."

After handing the beer to 2B behind him and asking her to drink some, Ouyang Xuan turned around and stopped looking at 2B behind him. Naturally, he didn't see that after 2B drank the first sip of the beer, her whole body seemed to have crashed and she stood there. Even if all appeared in front of Ouyang Xuan, there would be no change on her face, but a blush appeared strangely.

The beautiful blue eyes like gems were covered with a layer of red mist. The expression in the cold and emotionless eyes softened a lot. The body and legs that stood as straight as a pine tree actually began to stagger. 2B actually got drunk after drinking a sip of beer. An artificial human got drunk because of a sip of beer.

[Warning! The machine has ingested an unknown liquid. The digestive furnace has extracted it, causing the components of the liquid to penetrate various parts of the machine, causing serious damage. Warning! CPU computing power has dropped by 60%, and the machine's logical thinking ability has greatly decreased. Please return to base for repairs.]

"Master~~" 2B's cold tone turned a little... sticky?

"?"

Ouyang Xuan was confused and didn't even turn around when a body weighing nearly 300 pounds pressed down on him from behind. If it were an ordinary person, he would have fallen to the ground and cried for help by now.

"2B, what are you doing?"

"According to the data and intelligence, I want to get close to the master."

"???"

Ouyang Jun considered himself a man who had seen a lot of storms and all kinds of situations, but he had never seen someone like 2B.

2B, one sip of wine and you're drunk?

After eliminating all impossibilities, the remaining possibility, no matter how incredible it is, is the truth.

Although it sounds ridiculous that an artificial human gets drunk after drinking a sip of beer, it is actually ridiculous.

"Yang No... is done this way... Let me try it..."

2B murmured, pressing her face against Ouyang Xuan's neck and face, making comfortable sounds like a kitten while gently rubbing Ouyang Xuan's neck and face. This action was exactly the same as what Yang Noi did after picking up the prescription. Ouyang Xuan even had a strange idea that 2B's action was just like what he often saw Yang Noi do.

Not only did 2B rub her face against Ouyang Xuan, she also sat down on the ground like a duck, hugged Ouyang Xuan's waist, and buried her face in Ouyang Xuan's back, as if she wanted to imprint the information of Ouyang Xuan's scent into her computer, and inhaled Ouyang Xuan's scent like a nympho.

Ouyang Jun sat there motionless. In front of him, Yang Nai buried her face in his belly and sucked him. Behind him, 2B buried her face in his back and sucked him. Ouyang Jun did not move at all. He just didn't know what to do to deal with the two girls on top of him.

Ouyang Falcon remained motionless, and 2B felt that his master had tacitly approved of his actions, so the computer, which had already entered a state of confusion, gave 2B new instructions, taking it one step further!

Although its body is made of alloy, 2B's flower chamber is extremely soft and can even be deformed and squeezed at will on Ouyang Falcon's back.

It seems to be a little bigger than Yang Nai.

"woo woo woo woo!!"

A miserable cry brought Ouyang Xuan, who was about to recite the Heart Cleansing Mantra, back to the real world in time.

Temporarily escaping from the warmth and softness surrounded by 2B and Yang No, Ouyang Jun looked closely and saw a woman dressed in green kneeling beside the table, crying and wailing loudly. With green hair, green clothes, and green shoes, if she were on the next set, she might be mistaken for a green warrior.

"My children! My vegetables! My treasures!"

"You, you died miserably!"

Holding the leftover wild vegetable tempura in her hand, the woman cried bitterly. The decibel level was so high that it could be heard clearly by half of the beach. The villas in the distance seemed to have heard the sound and turned on the lights, wanting to know what was happening here. Even Iori and others who were already drunk and unconscious on the ground were turned over by the noise.

"I've raised these children for 2592000 seconds! What will I do if you die?"

"Isn't that just one month?" Ouyang Xuan converted the time.

"Can love and affection be negated by time!?"

The wild vegetable spirit's green eyes turned red with anger. He knelt on the ground and looked at Ouyang Xuan viciously. His body was shaking with anger.

"You stinking Onmyoji! I cast a barrier in my vegetable garden. I was wondering how those ordinary human women could get in. It turns out it was you, a stinking Onmyoji, who ordered it!"

"I am a Taoist priest."

"Aren't they all the same!?"

The wild vegetable spirit stood up, and its green hair began to flutter, like an octopus that had come ashore, or a dyed octopus at that. The fluttering hair reminded Ouyang Jun of a comic he had read before, in which there was a girl who liked the second male lead, and her hair could flutter and attack like this.

"My children's revenge, my children's hatred! All of it will be blamed on you, a stinking Yin-Yang master!"

The wild vegetable spirit roared angrily, and its green hair danced around like a whip. The hair, which seemed to have no power, actually smashed the table in one go. All the uneaten barbecue on it fell to the ground. Only the plate of wild vegetable tempura held by the wild vegetable spirit was intact.

Not only the barbecue, but even the dozen or so bottles of unfinished high-end foreign liquor were shattered by the wild vegetable spirit's waving hair. Along with the sound of broken glass, the strong smell of alcohol spread across the beach.

"Prepare to die! Onmyoji!"

Facing the wild vegetable spirit that was roaring non-stop, Ouyang Sun simply cast a silencing spell on Yang Nai to let her sleep without being woken up, and then he just looked at the wild vegetable spirit indifferently, as if he was looking at a dead person.

"If you didn't break the bottle, you could still leave here standing." Ouyang Xuan said in confusion.

"I never intended to leave standing!" The wild vegetable spirit looked as if he was ready to die.

"Hello~~"

Like a roar from hell, four completely different but angry male voices rang in the ears of the wild vegetable spirit. The rage rising into the sky seemed to be real, causing the wild vegetable spirit's hair, which was waving in the air, to wilt in an instant and droop limply on the ground. The longer hair fell to the ground, a bit like the scattered Hatsune Miku.

"You broke all our wine!"

Iori, who was clearly drunk, got up at some point, one hand on the wild vegetable spirit's shoulder, and the other holding a broken bottle of wine.

"Iron Mee! You broke our wine, but you must die as a token of your guilt!"

"Do you have a reason for breaking our wine? Tell us, and we'll help you carve it on your tombstone!"

Iori and Kohei hugged the vegetable spirit's shoulders with devilish faces, while Ryujiro and Shinji stood there with their arms folded over their chests, not saying a word, but it seemed as if an unknown statue of Hades had stood up behind them.

Help! Are these people human?! These are evil spirits!

Mom! Help! I'm just a cute little creature who just turned twenty years old!

Surrounded by four people, the wild vegetable spirit trembled like a mouse thrown into a tiger's den. In an instant, it turned from a ferocious monster into a pitiful and helpless little cutie.

Chapter 47 2B

"Hmm~~Hmm~~"

After a few swaying movements, Yang Noi, who had fallen asleep, woke up in a daze. The first thing she saw when she opened her eyes was the back of Ouyang Xuan's head, and then the back of 2B holding the key to open the door.

"Are you feeling better? Does your head still hurt?" Ouyang Jun knew it the moment Yang Nai woke up.

"It doesn't hurt anymore." Yang Nai tightened her grip around Ouyang Xuan's neck, almost sinking into him. "Every time I drink, Ouyang uses his love magic on me."

"The magic of love?"

"That's right, whoosh, all the pain flies away!" Yang Nai smiled and demonstrated to Ouyang Sun, "This is a magic that everyone in the island country knows. It's not inferior to Ouyang Zhen's magic."

"Huff~~" Ouyang Falcon turned his head and blew air on Yang Nai's cheek, then said seriously, "All the pain has flown away."

"How can you be so cold?" Yang Nai laughed. "Ouyang, you need to speak to me with more emotion. Ouyang, you need to practice well. Next time I get drunk, use this magic to help me get rid of my headache."

"What's wrong with 2B?" After being intimate with Ouyang Jun, Yang Noi looked at 2B who was behaving a little strangely. It was just an ordinary person using the key to open the door, but 2B had been lingering at the door for a long time.

"Hey."

Yang Noi jumped off Ouyang Falcon's back and walked to 2B. As she got closer to 2B, Yang Noi realized that something was wrong with 2B. Her blue eyes, which usually remained calm no matter what happened, were now jumping around in panic, as if 2B had been infected with a virus.

[Warning, warning, the system is experiencing a large amount of shameful emotional information, causing CPU performance to drop by 30%. Please troubleshoot immediately.]

"2B, what's wrong with you?" Yang Nai looked back at Ouyang Xuan cautiously, and then spoke in 2B's ear in a voice that Ouyang Xuan could definitely hear.

"me.."

2B nervously recounted to Yang No what she had done to Ouyang Jun after getting drunk. After hearing what 2B said, Yang No's eyes suddenly lit up.

That's right, facing a top-notch blocker like Ouyang, you have to go for it. You see, since Ouyang didn't push you away and forcibly freed you from your drunken state and asked you to stay away from him, you're already halfway to success. Let's work together tonight and take down Ouyang directly.

One thing that Yang No didn't know was that the reason why Ouyang Jun didn't push 2B away and force her to sober up was, firstly, he didn't understand how to sober up an android, and secondly, the appearance of the wild vegetable spirit distracted his attention. Although Iori and a few others relied on their momentum and anger to pour three bottles of vodka into the wild vegetable spirit's mouth, causing her to fall to the ground.

But after all, Iori and the others are still human beings in essence, and their bodies are still much more fragile than those of monsters. Ouyang Xuan is keeping a close eye on them all the time. If the wild vegetable spirit does anything that may hurt Iori and the others, he will kill her directly. Anyway, Iori and the others are drunk, and they will not remember seeing him use magic when they wake up. Even if they see it and remember it, he can use the excuse of being drunk and dizzy to fool people.

"Tonight, our plan will be decided tonight." Yang Nai's tone was very excited, as if he was preparing to do something extraordinary.

"Yeah." 2B is a android and doesn't know what being pretentious means. Since she can achieve her goal tonight, there is naturally no need to drag it out.

With Ouyang Sun's hearing ability, he could naturally hear clearly all the whispers between Yang No and 2B right in front of him, but he did not ask Yang No what her plans were for tonight. Even if they were lovers, they should give each other some private space.

It's like Yang Noi still doesn't know that under Ouyang Xuan's bed, where she often leans against it with her back naked, there is an amazing figurine with a terrible expression and clothes. It was the R○○ fully○detailed figurine of Kuroe Shizuku that Ma Er asked Ouyang Xuan to buy last time. Because Ouyang Xuan promised Kitagawa Umi to treat her well, he didn't send this figurine back to Ma Er.

When they entered the villa, it was already two o'clock, which was Ouyang Xuan's usual bedtime. When he was about to go back to sleep, Yang Nai suddenly called Ouyang Xuan.

"Ouyang, are you going to sleep smelling of alcohol?" Yang Nai said dissatisfiedly, pinching his nose.

"I used the Heart Purification Spell and the Clothes Purification Spell. I don't smell anymore."

"That won't work either." Yang Nai said, "You shouldn't take a shower after drinking. It will dilate your blood vessels and make you very prone to catching a cold."

"But since it's Ouyang, he's definitely not afraid of catching a cold, so." Yang Nai pointed to the swimming pool outside and continued, "If Ouyang doesn't take a shower tonight, I won't allow him to sleep with me."

"Aren't our rooms separate here?" Ouyang Jun asked curiously.

"Because I want to sleep with Ouyang tonight." Yang Nai took the initiative and said, "So if Ouyang doesn't take a shower tonight, I will feel uncomfortable. In order for me to sleep comfortably, Ouyang must take a shower tonight."

Although he didn't understand Yang Noi's logic, Ouyang Xuan didn't continue to argue with Yang Noi. After all, it was already two o'clock. It would be more efficient to just go to the swimming pool for a soak and then go back to the room to sleep than to argue with Yang Noi here. But when Ouyang Xuan was about to go back to the room to get a change of clothes, he was stopped by Yang Noi again.

"Preparing clothes for your lover is a girl's romance. Ouyang, go take a shower. I'll bring your clothes to you later."

Lying in the swimming pool, the weather in Okinawa in August is very hot. Even at this time, staying in the swimming pool will not feel very cold. You will just feel waves of coolness, which will suppress the heat in your body.

Ever since he got the power of the sheep, Ouyang Xuan's body would occasionally experience disordered magic power and body heat. At this time, Ouyang Xuan would often meditate and silently recite the Heart Purification Mantra to sort out the magic power and eliminate the heat in his body, which would take Ouyang Xuan half an hour each time.

After returning from Okinawa, I have to find the power of the tiger first. If I can't regulate the magic power in my body, it will have a significant impact on both my body and my magic power.

Another small side effect of the body's heat is that Ouyang Jun is increasingly unable to withstand Yang Nai's teasing. In the past, facing Yang Nai's teasing, Ouyang Jun could still endure it and keep his sword calm at all times, but now it is no longer possible. If Yang Nai's teasing is a little stronger, Ouyang Jun's sword will have a slight tendency to be drawn. At this time, Ouyang Jun will often silently recite the Heart Clearing Mantra in his heart to keep himself calm.

"Ouyang, sorry for the wait."

Hearing his lover's voice, Ouyang Xuan opened his eyes that had been closed for rest, and then Ouyang Xuan's heart of Taoism began to tremble wildly.

Two tall beauties were walking towards him in swimsuits. Different from the ordinary and conservative swimsuits they wore during the day, the swimsuits they wore at night that could only be seen by Ouyang Xuan were a challenge to the swimsuit genre.

The color scheme is the same as during the day, 2B is wearing a white swimsuit and Haruno is wearing a black swimsuit, but there are slight changes in the shape. Simply put, 2B's swimsuit is a big V, but the flower house and the bottom are covered with a connected cloth. Haruno is a little different from 2B. Her style is similar to that of the day, but it is transparent, which is the king's new clothes.

Ouyang Xuan recited the Heart Purification Mantra in his mind even faster, and his body dived under the water, hoping to cool himself down with the cold water.

"What's going on with you guys?"

"Hey hey." Seeing Ouyang Xuan's reaction, Yang Nai became even more excited. "Ouyang, are you shy? Hey, you know everything, why are you so shy? Show me now!"

Yang Nai took two steps in three and jumped into the swimming pool in one leap. In the cold dark water, he accurately found Ouyang Xuan's arm and hugged it with confidence.

"Seeing Xiao Yangnai wearing such a beautiful swimsuit, Ouyang, do you like it very much? If Ouyang likes it, Xiao Yangnai can wear it for Ouyang to see more often in the future."

"2B and I spent a long time choosing this swimsuit. It's a special treat for Ouyang. Ouyang needs to remember every detail of Xiao Yangno and 2B with his eyes."

It was not enough to just talk, Yang Nai also rubbed against Ouyang Xuan's body.

"Don't do this." Ouyang Xuan wanted to push Yang No away, but found that Yang No was holding her too tightly. It would be difficult to push her away without hurting her. He could only persuade her, "2B is still here watching. If there is anything, let's talk about it after we go back to the room."

"2B..." Haruno said with a mysterious expression, "Look around."

After hearing Yang Noi's words, Ouyang Jun subconsciously turned his head and saw 2B's perfect thighs gradually sinking into the water. Then, under Ouyang Jun's gaze, 2B also imitated Yang Noi's actions, hugged Ouyang Jun's other arm, and leaned his head on Ouyang Jun's chest.

"Master, please have mercy on me." 2B said the words that Yang No taught her in her usual cold tone.

"Oh oh oh." Yang Nai screamed in agreement, "Ouyang Ouyang, this is the love confession of the super beauty 2B to you, promise her, promise her!"

"Yang Nai, we are lovers, right?" Ouyang Jun looked at Yang Nai strangely, as she was more excited than himself.

"In our circle, there are always so many things going on outside while the colorful flags are flying at home. A guy like Ouyang will definitely have no shortage of girls throwing themselves at him in the future, or people sending girls to him. Since that's the case, I have to seize the initiative and become the leader of Ouyang's harem!"

"From now on, whether it's the daughter of a super tycoon, a beautiful female monster, a female Taoist priest from the mainland, or a shrine maiden from an island nation, they all have to serve me tea."

Looking at Yang Nai who was looking up with pride, Ouyang Jun didn't know what to say for a moment. He just stared at Yang Nai blankly, and it took him a while to utter a word.

"I remember that island countries also practice monogamy."

"A group of ladies, a group of wives, that makes sense." Yang Nai said as a matter of course.

Ouyang Xuan, who was born under the red flag and raised in the spring breeze, was a little unable to react for a moment.

Yang Nai, what are you doing? Do you want me to start a harem?

I swear to God, although having a harem is the dream of most men, Ouyang Xuan has never had such an idea since he established a relationship with Yang Nai. Although there are many such things on the mainland, it is not allowed in his family, otherwise he will be killed by his grandfather.

Let Yang Nai stop tonight. I'll go back and ask Grandpa to throw two Holy Grails and see.