In Zongman, the evil spirits are eliminated physically.

Chapter 27 Guitarists Don't Need Love

The onlookers' eyes were not only on Kitagawa and Noha. Ouyang Falcon, as the other party involved, was naturally also subjected to a lot of attention. However, unlike Kitagawa who was so reluctant that he burst into tears, Ouyang Falcon's face did not show much expression.

I'll go back sometime and kill Ma Er. I think he won't mind if I eliminate such a big villain for his brother.

"Miss, this gentleman got this figurine first. According to the rules, it should belong to him." The clerk finally came over.

"But...but..." The clerk's words were undoubtedly a death sentence for Kitagawa, but she still wanted to struggle, "If this gentleman is willing to give it to me, then it will be okay!?"

"Uh..." The clerk was speechless. How could this young man do that at such a young age? Am I not giving you a way out?

"In theory, that's the case, if the gentleman is willing to give up the figurine."

After receiving the clerk's affirmation, Kitagawa's eyes lit up. There was hope! There was hope that he could take little Shizuku home!

"This..." Kitagawa said excitedly.

"I refuse!" Ouyang Xuan spoke first, "I don't know you, why should I give it to you? I'm in a hurry, can you please let me go?"

The power from the other end disappeared instantly, and Ouyang Jun easily took the figurine box. He looked speechlessly at the girl who was sitting on the ground like a duck, looking distraught. For some reason, Ouyang Jun always felt that he had seen this look somewhere before.

Oh, Ma Er.

"Please, please treat Shizuku well..."

I gave it to someone else, it's none of my business.

In the end, Ouyang Xuan didn't say this. He felt that if he said it, the situation might become more troublesome, so it was better to have less trouble than more.

"I will."

"Wow, woo, woo, little Shizuku, you have to be happy, you must be happy!"

Amid Kitagawa's sad cries, Ouyang Jun walked out of the figure shop. When the glass door closed behind him, Ouyang Jun felt that the world was so peaceful.

Will anyone who comes into contact with this thing become mentally disturbed?

Looking at the three large boxes in his hands, Ouyang Xuan fell into deep thought. Besides Ma Er, the only other person he knew was Kitagawa from the store. The impression those two had left on him was... quite anime-esque.

Originally, Ouyang Jun thought that he would only see Kitagawa once, but what he didn't expect was that half an hour later, he saw Kitagawa again in the subway station, but he no longer looked like the loser in the figure shop.

"It's so cute!"

At the other end of the tram, Kitagawa put a keychain on his face, grinning like a nympho, making a sound like a silver bell.

"Although I didn't get the rare Shizuku figurine, it's still great to find this limited edition Shizuku figurine from the Chiba store, which was limited to 50 pieces. It's also a first-run limited edition bonus."

"Nanoha, isn't this keychain super cute!"

"Yes, yes, it's super cute." Nai Yu looked at the big bag at Kitagawa's feet speechlessly, "But, do you really need to buy so many? You have thirty keyholes in here, right? Do you have so many keys?"

"What are you talking about, Nouha? Key chains are for collection. You can't put them in your pocket with your keys. The handle will be scratched." Kitagawa said this with a terrible paranoia.

"Next time I'll go earlier. If we had left earlier today, we could have snatched little Shizuku from that gentleman!"

"I'm already up at six."

"Then next time I'll get up at five and catch the first bus! There must be a Shizuku figurine in Akihabara!"

"Eh~~ I don't want to..." Nai Yu was very resistant to her friend's opinion, "But the handsome guy today was pretty good, he was the cool and handsome type that really appealed to me."

"Really? I didn't even look at his face."

"No way, Hai Meng, you were squatting and fighting with him for so long, didn't you see his face clearly?"

"My attention is all on Shizuku-chan, so I don't have the energy to pay attention to anything else," Kitagawa said as a matter of course. "But I can feel that he exudes a strong aura. Yes, he must be someone who likes Shizuku-chan very much. That's the overflow of his aura of love for her."

"Since we both love Shizuku-chan, I will definitely beat him next time and get the next Shizuku-chan figure!"

Overflowing aura of love? Ouyang Falcon couldn't reach that level. That was just pure and almost overflowing murderous intent towards Ma Er, a human being.

He did not hear Kitagawa's declaration of war against Ouyang Shun later, because he had already gotten off the car.

When Ouyang Jun returned to the office door with a lot of bags, before he could open the door, the door opened by itself. Ouyang Jun felt something extremely soft hit him, and a pink figure fell to the ground.

"It hurts so much..." Pochi sat on the ground holding his butt. It was really painful just now.

"Are you OK?"

Although he didn't know this girl, the one who walked out of his office should be his client.

Ouyang Xuan put down what he was holding, squatted down and bent over to help Boqi, and at this time Boqi looked up and saw Ouyang Xuan. For a moment, the close contact with a stranger made Boqi's mind explode.

Ah~~ It's the cold handsome guy~~

This was certainly not Pochi's monologue. She had used up all her social energy today, and had come into contact with a strange man. Her brain had crashed at high speed, and she sat on the ground with a pale face, her lips trembling and colliding with each other, as if she was about to faint at any moment.

"Are you OK?"

To be on the safe side, Ouyang Jun reached out and gently touched Pochi's shoulder. This position should not be considered a private part that cannot be touched in both countries, but for Pochi, the ultimate weakling, it is no less than a nuclear bomb attack.

"..."

Muttering something like gibberish, Boqi fell on his back with foam at the mouth under Ouyang Sun's gaze, his whole body twitching as if he had been electrocuted.

"Goto-kun, don't walk so fast, wait—Goto-kun!!"

Kita, who was following behind Pochi, saw Pochi lying on the ground and twitching in a familiar look and posture as soon as he walked past the screen at the door. It was obvious that he was suffering from the ultimate social phobia. At this time, Pochi had completely lost the ability to communicate with the outside world.

"Pochi-chan!!"

"Pochi! Don't die! We haven't filmed your bikini guitar solo video yet!"

"Goto-san!!!"

"Ms. Goto! President!!"

"Ah!!!" Pochi screamed and straightened his back suddenly.

"Ah, Pochi-chan, you're finally awake." Hongxia moved the shoulder that Pochi had rested his head on for a long time, "We're almost home. If you're still not awake, Pochi-chan, I'll have to take you back to the concert hall first."

"Goto-san, drink some water first." Kita unscrewed the bottle cap and handed it to Pochi. "Goto-san has been unconscious for almost an hour this time. This is a record!"

"Thank you...thank you..." Pochi took the water and took a big sip. "Thank you for carrying me all the way to the subway station. Thank you for your hard work."

"If you want to thank someone, Pochi-chan, go thank President Ouyang. She was the one who carried you to the subway station." Hongxia reminded Pochi.

"Eh??"

"Although we often carry musical instruments, carrying Pochi-chan to the subway station is too tiring, so we asked President Ouyang to take responsibility and carry the unconscious Pochi to the subway station."

In order to make his words more convincing, Liang took out his mobile phone and showed Pochi the photos he took.

The unconscious Pochi fell quietly on Ouyang Sun's back, with his legs held between his hands and carried on his back. Pochi's head rested on Ouyang Sun's shoulder, and his crystal clear saliva flowed down his cheeks onto Ouyang Sun's shoulders, leaving a very obvious mark on his white shirt.

“Ahhh~~ha~ah~~”

Pochi rolled his eyes and almost fainted. Not only did he bump into a strange man and pass out, but when the man kindly carried him to the subway station, he actually drooled on the man's shoulder.

Mom, Dad, Erli, I'm going on a long voyage tonight. Please don't worry about me. I don't have the face to live on this planet anymore. Goodbye, I'll be waiting for you in the distant universe.

"Pochi-chan! Pochi-chan!"

Hongxia shook Pochi's shoulders vigorously and pulled her out of the closet of the Social Anxiety Space Shuttle.

"Ah~~ Miss Ijichi, are you going to space too?"

"I'm not going. I haven't even started a national tour yet. Pochi-chan, cheer up! You're even speaking honorifics to me!"

"I no longer have any reason to live on Earth..."

"We don't need that kind of reason when we live on Earth! Don't go, Pochi-chan! Come back soon!!" Holding Pochi's shoulders, Hongxia shook her hard for a long time before pulling her back to Earth.

"She just met President Ouyang once and then fainted out of fright. A classmate like Goto will never find a boyfriend," said Kita.

"Ah~My boyfriend..." The light in Pochi's eyes faded further.

"It's okay, Pochi." Ryo came over, patted Pochi's shoulder, and said, "Let's not talk about newbies like Kita for now. A real band doesn't need things like lovers. So-called lovers will only become shackles that bind our hands and feet."

"Countless bands that have etched their names in history have fallen apart due to things like relationships, ultimately disbanding and leaving the industry amidst the resentment and scorn of their fans. Hmm, Pochi, who never intended to find a boyfriend from the beginning, truly has the potential to become a legendary guitarist."

"Hey, don't instill your weird view of love into Pochi," Hong Xia said unhappily. "It's not like all bands break up after a member falls in love. There are also many bands that write love songs after falling in love, okay?"

"I, I, I." Kita raised her arms with great effort, "I don't want to find a boyfriend either. I just need Liang-senpai!"

Eh? So I can't find a boyfriend if I'm in a band?!

When Boqi heard this for the first time, he was immediately confused. Wasn't he learning guitar to become popular? Aren't those guitarists on TV always surrounded by women? From time to time, there are rumors that he's checking into a room with someone.

Woo woo woo, goodbye, my imaginary perfect athletic boyfriend. I'm going to be a guitarist in a band and can't date you anymore.

[One mile! Don't go!]

It's time for me to go, my YouTube virtual sports boyfriend, whose name I don't know. I'm going to embark on a lonely road, and at the end of it, I'll become a world-famous super guitarist. My teammates and I will form a band that will leave our names on the world. Forget me, because guitarists can't fall in love!

[One mile! One mile! One mile, don’t go!]

【Goodbye, my past, goodbye, my youth! 】

Pochi imagined in his mind the touching and tearful farewell between himself and his virtual sports boyfriend on YouTube, whose name he didn't know, on the school playground at dusk. He would become a sports superstar, and he would become a rock star.

The world's number one guitarist! The woman who cut off love and reached the pinnacle of guitarism! Goto Ichiri!

"Hey, hey hey..."

Immersed in his own imagination, Pochi couldn't help but let out a silly laugh, touching the back of his head and twisting his body. He was already imagining how he would tell the next guitarist when he retired at the age of sixty that only by staying away from love could he become the strongest guitarist.

"Wow, Pochi has that weird smile again." Liang complained coldly.

"Hmm!" Pochi broke free from his fantasy in an instant and sat upright in the tram.

"Pochi-chan, there's no need to be so serious. Our band is not a serious band." Hong Xia joked.

"According to the appointment, President Ouyang and his team will come over to see Fanxing when it reopens for business in four days. Would you like to come and see it then, Pochi-chan?" Hongxia asked Pochi.

"No no no!!"

In response to Hongxia, Pochi shook his head like a rattle. Yesterday, when he saw the bottles flying all over the sky, Pochi was almost scared to faint. If it happened again, Pochi felt that it would not be just a matter of fainting.

"Okay then, I'll tell my sister to give Pochi a day off. After President Ouyang has dealt with it, Pochi can come over. The same goes for Kita and Ryo."

"But I didn't expect it. The president is so handsome, and the information on Twitter is all about that super handsome young lady. Is it because the president doesn't go out to work and lets this beautiful young lady go out?" Kita was browsing his phone in confusion.

"By the way, because we were worried about Pochi-chan, we didn't really look at President Ouyang's face carefully. Pochi is probably the only one who has seen it. What do you think?"

"How is it? That boy?" Pochi asked uncertainly.

"Yes, that's President Ouyang."

"Maybe... he's a pervert." Pochi said nervously.

"Huh?" Hong Xia.

"Ah?" Kita.

"Is it the intuition of social phobia?" Liang.

Ouyang Xuan gave the other members of the Bond Band a very good impression. They had no idea why Pochi gave this evaluation of Ouyang Xuan. In the end, Pochi didn't say anything, so the three of them could only go home with questions.

How could Pochi say that she saw a figurine of a naked girl with an incredible expression in Ouyang Xuan's bag?

Chapter 28 is quite a lot

We were performing as usual that day, but soon after we took the stage, we heard screams from the audience. I thought I could finally be like those legendary bands, getting the whole crowd cheering the moment I took the stage. However, when I looked up, all I saw were cups flying everywhere. I was so scared that I stopped what I was doing, and the cups, as if in protest, all flew onto the stage.

The above is from Goto Ichiri.

I thought it was a magic trick by the store manager, so I didn't pay attention. It wasn't until those floating cups were thrown towards us that I realized something was wrong. I just wanted to turn my head to look, and I saw that Liang-senpai had been hit by a cup full of orange juice. He was soaked all over. Mmmm, Liang-senpai is so handsome even when he's wet!

The above is from Kita Ikuyo.

[Death penalty! They're just a bunch of little black ghosts! They must be eliminated immediately!]

The above is from Yamada Ryo.

When I first saw the cups flying, Kita and I thought it was just a magic trick. But when the cups hit Ryo and Pochi, I knew something was wrong. I yelled for everyone to run backstage. Later, I asked my sister, but she didn't know what happened. Fortunately, the audience didn't know what happened specifically, so many people just thought it was a performance. However, if this happened again, it would have a huge impact on the concert hall. This time, the cups were thrown onto the stage, but next time, it might hurt the audience.

The above is from Ichichi Hongxia.

After reading the simple record made by Yang Cai yesterday, Ouyang Jun also had a general understanding of the incident. A few days ago, a supernatural incident occurred in a concert hall called Fanxing. The cups in the hands of a large number of audiences flew into the air, and then when the performance stopped on the stage, all flew towards the stage and hit the two people who were performing, Pochi and Liang.

"President, is this a monster or an evil spirit?"