In Zongman, the evil spirits are eliminated physically.

Chapter 39 BBQ Simulator.

Tall and plump, petite and exquisite, Ouyang Xuan's lovers perfectly fit these words used to describe beauty.

In modern society, the bunny girl costume is a kind of clothing that imitates a rabbit and is extremely specialized to emphasize the beautiful curves of the female body. In addition to the classic black bunny girl, the bunny girl now has various colors such as white, blue, and green. When paired with stockings of various colors, it can be directly combined into an ultimate critical hit, dealing a heavy blow to men's XP system. Even Ouyang Sun couldn't help but feel his heart skip a beat when he saw it for the first time.

Although ordinary bunny girl costumes are sexy and good-looking, they will not have a big impact on Ouyang Jun, who has been tempered in Longhu Mountain for more than ten years. But if it is the reverse bunny girl costumes worn by the lovers in front of him, Ouyang Jun admits that he still can't stand it.

The others were fine, but Hei Honghong, who was wearing a red reverse bunny girl costume, had a face that was even redder than the clothes on her body. She looked like she was going to faint the next second, but Bai Honghong, who was beside her, pulled her with a look of disgust.

"Brother...you...are you in that kind of store?"

"No! How could you go to a place like that?"

Coco was furiously yelling on the other end of the phone. In Coco's opinion, how could her cousin, whose personality was as calm as a piece of wood carved from ice, go to a place like that? He must have been on the island too long and been contaminated. As his sister, she had to cleanse him! She couldn't wait until National Day; she had to leave now!

"What are you thinking?"

Although Ouyang Xuan's mouth twitched inwardly, he remained as indifferent as ever on the surface. "This is just a special doorbell my friend gave me. After all, it was a gift from someone, so I thought I'd install it. No one in my family has any objections anyway."

Ouyang Xuan was rarely glad that one of his friends was Ma Er.

"Brother, even if you live alone, don't install such a socially awkward doorbell."

Keke breathed a sigh of relief and continued, "If a friend comes to your house and hears your doorbell, they'll think you're a pervert."

"Yeah, I'll tear her apart next time."

Realizing that they almost got Ouyang Xuanshe killed, the girls hid aside obediently to avoid being photographed by Ouyang Xuan's camera.

"Ouyang seems to be video chatting with his sister."

Kotoko said, "I've wanted to see my sister for a long time, but I didn't expect it would be today."

"There will be a chance next time."

Yang Nai comforted her, "Didn't my sister say she would come in a few days? Then we will treat her well. We will not only conquer Ouyang, but also Ouyang's family."

"As Ouyang's wife, how can I let him worry about the family affairs? I am familiar with handling the relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law."

Yang No patted his armor which had no protection.

"Since, since Taoist Brother wants to call now, I, let's cancel our plans for today. I'm going to go change my clothes first!"

Hei Honghong, who was so embarrassed that she couldn't bear it anymore, wanted to run away, but she forgot that her hand was still being held by Bai Honghong.

"Why are you running? You look like me, but you're a coward. What if you make the Taoist priest think I'm a coward too? Don't run."

"Let me go, you idiot! I don't want to be seen in this shameful state by Taoist Brother."

Hei Honghong pulled her hand free from Bai Honghong's grasp, turned around and was about to run back to her room. When she ran through the living room, she bumped into something. Before the reaction force could push her down, Hei Honghong was grabbed by Ouyang Jun.

Ouyang Xuan, who was still on the phone, looked silently at the girl who was quietly nestling in his arms. Her face was red as if it was almost cooked. He didn't say anything yet, but the girl in his arms was almost embarrassed to death.

"Brother, what's going on? What did you just hear?"

"Nothing, just ran into a friend's cat."

"Brother, you actually still have a cat?"

"Try it."

The little kitten being raised by Ouyang Xuan is now nestled in his arms, not daring to move at all. Instead, Bai Honghong on the side looks very unhappy and wants to rush up to pull Hei Honghong away, and then fall into Ouyang Xuan's arms herself. But just as she takes a step, she is stopped by Yang Noi and Qinzi.

She's acting coquettishly with Ouyang now, why are you running up to her?

What? Aren't we going to fuck him now?

Pulling Hei Honghong, who lowered her head and dared not raise it at all, to the sofa, Ouyang Xuan kept a cold and natural expression throughout the whole process, and did not let Keke on the opposite side notice anything wrong. Sometimes Ouyang Xuan's voice and body paused, but Keke just thought it was a cross-border network delay.

Sit down, I'll settle the score with them later.

Ouyang Xuan spoke to Hei Honghong beside him with his eyes.

With Hei Honghong's face several times thinner than paper, how could she dare to wear this outfit on her own initiative? Although Ouyang Xuan liked it a little, it was indeed very immoral, but Ouyang Xuan liked the clothes very much. Ouyang Xuan could guess that Qinzi and the others must have threatened and tricked Hei Honghong into wearing this outfit.

Language is a tool used by humans to communicate. Compared with body movements and eye contact, language is extremely efficient and accurate. A look can convey information, but often this information is wrong, such as the look Ouyang Xuan used to comfort Hei Honghong just now.

So beautiful, I want you, my lovely little fox fairy.

I don't know how she interpreted it. Maybe it's because she watched too many TV dramas with Kotoko and Haruno. Hei Honghong interpreted Ouyang Xuan's eyes as meaning completely different from the original intention. She turned around and concentrated on fooling him... making excuses... In short, she just wanted Coco to hang up the phone quickly.

Taoist brother, so bold, he was clearly still on the phone with his sister, actually, actually...

Steam came out from the top of his head, and his black and red eyes began to spin in his eye sockets, just like the belly of a mosquito-repellent frog. Finally, he gritted his teeth and opened his eyes, and Hei Honghong made up his mind.

Since Taoist brother wants it, I can do it too. How could I lose to another me?

Hei Honghong got down from the sofa and walked silently in front of Ouyang Xuan. Then, under the gaze of Ouyang Xuan's slightly dilated pupils, Hei Honghong knelt in front of Ouyang Xuan with extreme shame, and put her hands on Ouyang Xuan's pants. It was self-evident what she wanted to do.

Xiao Hei, what do you want to do?

Ouyang Xuan could only continue to question with his eyes.

[I will make Taoist Brother happy! I definitely will!]

Then, when Ouyang Jun was silently reciting the Heart Purification Mantra in his heart, Hei Honghong began to work, which made the girls on the side marvel at it. They didn't expect that Hei Honghong, who seemed to be the most thin-skinned, traditional and least accepting of new ways of playing, was actually so bold. He was the best in the country!

"I'm gonna start now."

If you're not the one driving it, why are you moving it?

"Brother, what are you doing? Why do you look like you're going to the bathroom even if you know you've pushed yourself?"

"nothing."

Ouyang Jun suppressed the feeling coming from Hei Honghong and said with a normal expression.

"Brother Taoist, are you happy?"

In order to prevent Coco on the other end of the phone from hearing, Hei Honghong wrapped the voice with magic power and sent it directly to Ouyang Xuan's ears. Seeing that Ouyang Xuan did not reply, but his face changed slightly, Hei Honghong thought that Ouyang Xuan liked it very much, so she increased her strength.

……

"Huh—finally it's done."

Hayasaka Ai wiped the sweat from her forehead. The rooftop had been cleaned up. Even the oil stains that dripped onto the ground during the barbecue had been cleaned up. A job that would normally take people half a day to finish was finished in a short while by Hayasaka Ai.

"Miss Kaguya, the rooftop has been cleaned up. Let's go down quickly. I've been sweating a lot and my body is sticky and uncomfortable."

"Hmm~"

Kaguya's answer was so light and airy that it seemed as if she was sleepwalking.

"Miss Kaguya, what have you done?"

Hayasaka Ai approached Kaguya curiously and found that Kaguya was holding a can of Fanta with a red face. She had taken a sip and there was still some orange juice left on the straw.

"Hayasaka..."

Kaguya raised her head, her eyes sparkling. "You said that food shouldn't be wasted, right?"

"what?"

Hayasaka Ai was surprised. No matter how poor the Shinomiya family was, they shouldn't have to save food like Kaguya. After thinking for a moment, Hayasaka Ai said, "Yes, although Miss Kaguya has no shortage of food, maybe it's better not to waste it."

"It was good today. That girl who looked like a twin sister and the new girl looked like they hadn't eaten in years. They almost ate their plates."

"Yes, we shouldn't waste grain and food. Well, we can't do that."

Kaguya's face flushed, and the temperature of the breath she exhaled became much higher as she opened and closed her mouth. Her fingers were rubbing something gently on the slightly moist mouth of the straw as if she was touching the most expensive jewel in the world, and she would occasionally close her lips and purse them, as if she was very thirsty.

"Wait a minute."

Hayasaka Ai thought of a very scary possibility in her mind.

"Miss Kaguya, you don't want to drink what that guy left behind—"

Kaguya acted much faster than Hayasaka Ai said. After she was very excited and got the assurance from Hayasaka Ai that food should not be wasted, Kaguya opened her moist lips and put Ouyang Falcon's straw into her mouth, squinting her eyes and sucking the soda that flowed out of the straw.

A pair of beautiful eyes narrowed. It was not known whether it was because Kaguya drank the soda that was not allowed to be drunk at home, or because there was some scent of Ouyang Falcon left on it.

Her eyes began to narrow, and as her mouth sucked the soda, Kaguya's body moved, swaying left and right happily.

There's no hope, ahhhh, my Miss Kaguya, who was as dignified as a Yamato Nadeshiko, has been completely corrupted and turned into a nympho. The Shinomiya family is going to be ruined!

Hayasaka Ai squatted on the ground in despair, covering her face with her hands and screaming silently in pain.

"Cough cough cough."

Kaguya drank too quickly and choked.

-

"Cough cough cough."

"Don't drink that kind of stuff carelessly. What if you get an upset stomach?"

Ouyang Xuan finally hung up the phone. At least he didn't have to fight on two fronts.

"I'm not afraid of anything the Taoist brother gives me. I want to drink it all."

"Did I give that to you? You stole it yourself."

"Hello, hello, Master Ouyang."

"I'll settle accounts with you later, Kotoko."

"After experiencing the tasting, you ruined the place. I think Master Ouyang is bullying a poor weak woman like me. Cry, cry, cry."

"Kotoko, you—Kuro, what are you doing?"

"The tasting is over, oh... lord... Taoist brother is going to buy the tasting food!"

"You're so shy that you can't even explain yourself. You should take a break."

"No! If I don't get the first time, with my fighting ability, it will be late at night before it's my turn again!"

"Wow, Xiao Hei is too ashamed and has given up."

-

Ling Ya is playing games.

The steel tube was inserted into the piece of meat, then pulled and stirred inside the meat so that the tube could move better inside the meat. After the tube stirred inside for a while, along with the blood in the meat flowing out, the marinade mixed with spices and sauces was sent into the meat to marinate the meat.

"Suzume, so boring~"

"How can it be boring? It's obviously super interesting."

Lingya pressed the handle with great interest. On a TV that occupied half of the wall was running the latest Nintendo game "Barbecue Simulator". It was a simulator game that allowed players to marinate meat and then grill it. The process was simple, but Lingya had a lot of fun playing it.

The process of the game is roughly to choose a piece of meat, then mix the marinade, insert a tube into the meat, loosen the fibers of the meat, and then inject the marinade into it. If the marinade flows out after the tube is pulled out, the player can choose to put it back in or just ignore it. Lingya doesn't care when playing this game, because even if all the marinade flows out, the final score will not be too different, so just ignore it. There is no need to do too many operations that don't add points to score dogs.

"We have to leave tomorrow morning, Suzuya should get some rest early."

"Minister, please go to sleep first. I still need to play for a while. I just passed the novice level. At least let me play a few more levels."

-

"Brother Taoist... Taoist..."

"I'm really weak for the other one. It only took me so long to finish it."

"So, was it you who planned this evening or was it Haruno?"

"Ouyang, don't you think it's inappropriate to accuse me while I'm working? If you want to know the secret, you can pry open my mouth yourself!"

"Test results show that Kotoko's body secretes too much dopamine and she's three minutes away from losing consciousness."

"Huh? 2B, you're looking down on me, aren't you? Just Ouyang, how can I last ten minutes?"

"Ouyang is not allowed to bully Qinzi. Xiaoyang is here to save Qinzi."

"I want to save Kotoko too, Master."

"And me, and me. The other me is too much of a nuisance, so throw it aside."

-

"Huh~ I finally reached a major level."

Lingya wiped the sweat from her forehead and felt good as she watched the TV showing the result of her fight tonight.

The five pieces of meat were placed in a position with three below and two above. Because the modeling was so good, Lingya felt that she could smell the aroma of barbecue through the TV. However, this company paid too much attention to the visual performance and there were some bugs in the code. Even after the meat was grilled, the marinade was still leaking out.

"Sleep sleep~"

After putting the NS that Kaguya gave her into her bag, Suzuya fell on the soft big bed and fell asleep in a short while, with the Minister nestled beside her head.