In Zongman, the evil spirits are eliminated physically.

Hayasaka Ai was shocked after hearing Kaguya's remarks which were like a nuclear bomb exploding against the other side. She was once again convinced of one thing: for a woman in love, what is stuffed in her head is not necessarily the real brain. Miss Kaguya, who is so smart, after falling in love with someone, her intelligence level is like falling from the Himalayas to the Marianas.

"Miss Kaguya." Hayasaka Ai tried hard to suppress her trembling voice, "How are you going to explain to that...how are you going to explain to Lord Ou the photo behind you?"

"Explain? Isn't it normal to print out a photo with friends and put it in a frame?"

"It's indeed a very normal thing, but, Miss Kaguya, most people wouldn't print a photo this large." Hayasaka Ai looked very troubled, "And you hung it in the living room where you spend every day. If you do this, it will make Master Ou think about it."

"Hayasaka, are you saying that if Lord Ou sees this photo, he will understand my feelings and confess to me!"

"what?"

Hayasaka Ai had no idea how Kaguya could have understood this meaning from her words. Could it be that she was having a love affair and was becoming selectively deaf?

"If Lord Ou can understand my feelings, I should print it out and give it to him now."

"Wait a minute!" Hayasaka Ai immediately stopped Kaguya who was about to print the photo, "Miss Kaguya, do you still remember the young master of the Shijo family?"

"Shijo Tei, I remember." Kaguya said in surprise, "I didn't lose my memory, Hayasaka, so how could I not remember someone I just met a few weeks ago?"

"What would you do if that young master printed out the photo of you and me at the banquet that day, enlarged it to the size of a wall, framed it, and hung it in the living room to look at it every day?"

"Eh? Why print it so big? And frame it so I can look at it every day. It's so disgusting!" Kaguya was stunned with a silly face, and then she looked extremely disgusted.

As soon as the voice fell, Kaguya suddenly came back to her senses. She first stared blankly at the photo of herself and her group photo on the screen of her mobile phone, then her neck stiffened as she looked at the huge photo of herself and Ouyang Xuan. Kaguya's face instantly turned red, and she squatted down with her hands covering her face and screamed silently.

Fortunately, Miss Kaguya still has her intelligence and understood it immediately.

Today's winner is Hayasaka Ai.

Chapter 25 I'm sorry, this is the countryside

"Sister, sister, the sun is shining on your butt, hurry up and get up."

Outside the door, the younger sister shouted loudly to her older sister who was sleeping in.

"We have to go to the shrine to help out today. Grandma said last night that if we are late, we will be missing a side dish for dinner tonight. Even if it is for our side dish, you should get up quickly."

"I know, Nagi, you're so noisy~~"

The big bulge in the quilt moved, and Hina climbed up sleepily. It was strange, why did Nagi's voice feel so wrong today, it sounded like a girl, could it be that she had reached the voice change period?

Stretching, Hina crawled out of the quilt on the tatami, and then jumped up from the quilt as if she had been electrocuted.

"Eh? Eh hey hey?"

Haruna's family wasn't well off before, but her room was decorated in a Western style. But what was going on with this room full of Japanese elements? Where had she come from?

Looking down at her body, she found that the front armor had grown several sizes larger, and her palms, compared to the fairer-skinned city dwellers, looked more like a sporty girl running in the countryside fields, tanned by the sun into a healthy and beautiful wheat color.

Standing up, Hina adapted herself to her petite body, but for a moment she couldn't adapt to the height that was ten centimeters higher. She couldn't control her balance and fell to the ground. Fortunately, there was the bedding underneath, so Hina didn't feel any pain in her butt.

There was a large floor-length mirror placed next to the bedding. At this time, Hina saw herself clearly in her current state. She still had black hair. Hina was glad that she did not travel abroad.

The face in the mirror is more mature than Hina's. She looks like a high school student. Her small oval face is quite different from her own chubby face.

"I remember now." The vague memory was unsealed and flooded into Yang Cai's head. "Recently, there's a chance that I'll swap bodies with another person when I sleep. I didn't realize this before."

"I didn't feel anything wrong when I switched bodies before. I didn't realize that I had changed my body at all. I have no memory of it after I changed it back. This is too wrong." Hina remembered what she had forgotten last night and forgot to tell Ouyang Xuan about her situation.

"I should have told the president last night, yes, president!"

It's not too late to find Ouyang Xuan now. It's the 21st century now. It's not easy to pass a message to someone. Just make a phone call. Yang Cai has memorized Ouyang Xuan's phone number very well. It can even be said that it is engraved in her DNA. When she went on a mission with Ouyang Xuan before and encountered an emergency, when she and Ouyang Xuan got lost and there was no signal, they relied on telephone booths to communicate.

"Cellphone, cellphone."

The bodies were swapped, but Hina had no memory of this body, and she didn't know where the phone was placed. After searching for a long time, she finally found the phone on the desk next to her. Fortunately, it is now unlocked by fingerprints, so Hina doesn't have to worry about not knowing the password. The phone was successfully unlocked as soon as she put it on. However, after unlocking, Hina looked at the status bar at the top and was stunned.

Hina knew that this place should be quite remote, but she really didn't expect that this place was so remote that there was no signal!

"how so..."

Bending forward in frustration, all the colors on Hina's body seemed to come out along with her soul that looked like a rice cake that came out of her mouth. As someone who grew up in Tokyo, Hina had no idea what no signal meant.

"Sister, what's wrong with you?" The door was opened, and Yotsuba looked at her sister lying on the ground helplessly.

"Why is there no signal? This is too rural." Hina pounded the ground angrily.

"Yes, yes, we're in the countryside here. I'm so sorry about the lack of signal." Yotsuba was no stranger to her sister's complaints about the small town. "Ms. Miyamizu Mitsuha, I'm here to remind you that our grandmother has been waiting for us for a long time. If you can't pack up and leave right now, we'll be missing a side dish tonight."

"Phone booth?" A lightbulb suddenly lit up in Haruna's head. "There should be a phone booth here, right?"

Hina jumped up from the ground excitedly, put her hands on Yotsuba's shoulders, and with the movement of a hungry tiger pouncing on its prey, she put her face in front of Yotsuba.

"Next to the commune." Siye also felt that her sister's symptoms were worse today compared to the occasional seizures in the past. She couldn't help but worry, "Sister, you've been acting strangely lately. It's like you've become a different person every few days."

"If you're not feeling well, let's go find Dad. No matter how busy he is, if you have any health problems, Dad will definitely take you to see a doctor."

Yotsuba's intuition was right. Her sister Mitsuha Miyamizu's body did have a new person every now and then. The sister who appeared in front of her now was a completely different person inside. Her intuition was right, but most people would never have thought that there was such a thing as soul swapping. They would just think that their sister was having a seizure, or that the second period of her middle school years had been delayed.

"I'll make a phone call now. Which way is the commune?"

"Hey, hey, hey, if you want to make a phone call, you have to wait until you're done with the shrine stuff."

"I don't have time. There's something very, very urgent that needs to be done. I have to make a phone call right now."

"You, are you in an online relationship?"

Yotsuba thought about what she had said in class, about men in the city falling in love online with girls in the village, and then luring them to Tokyo and tricking them into doing all sorts of things that couldn't even be written down.

"Sister, you must not be fooled by men! Those men in the city are all bad guys who are slick and deceive girls, especially country girls like you who are pretty but stupid."

"What are you talking about? I really have a very important call to make." Hina was at a loss for words. She didn't expect that Mitsuha had such a bad image in her sister's mind.

"Three leaves."

Sanye and Siye's grandmother, Grandma Yiye, walked out of the kitchen. When she saw her granddaughter looking different from usual, a hint of understanding flashed in her eyes.

"Town Commune is located at the entrance, turn left and keep going until you see it." Yiye pointed at the door, guiding his granddaughter. "The phone card is in the box at the entrance. Remember to take it with you when you make a call. Phones in our town all require a card, not coins."

"Okay, I'll be right back after I finish my call."

After getting the location, Hina couldn't just run out. After all, she was still wearing loose pajamas. She quickly changed into the school uniform hanging on the side, tied her hair into a simple ponytail, and hurried out.

"Grandma, should we wait for my sister to come back before going to the shrine?"

"Your sister might be on the phone for quite a while, so let's go to the shrine first."

"Huh? Then I have to do all of my sister's work?" Yotsuba said depressedly. She had a feeling that her sister was having a seizure early in the morning just to avoid working at the shrine.

"Haha." Yiye patted Yotsuba's head and said, "Suffering a loss is a blessing. Working more can also help you gain more experience."

"Grandma is here again." Siye pouted, not believing her grandma's theory at all.

After Hina went out, she took the phone card and ran all the way to the phone booth. It must be said that the physical strength of this body is really good. If the Hina in the past had run this distance, she might have been out of breath by now, but now she was just a little out of breath.

After inserting the phone card, Yangcai quickly pressed the phone button, and soon there was a beeping sound on the other end of the phone, indicating that the call was waiting to be answered.

"Sister Yang Nai, now is not the time to be affectionate with the president. Hurry up and let the president answer the phone."

There was a voice on the other end of the phone, but no one answered. Hina was so anxious that she stamped her feet in the phone booth and looked around. This countryside place was not only remote, but there were not many people there. Hina thought that if Ouyang Xuan didn't answer the phone, she would find a way to run back to Tokyo.

The person who is now in your body doesn’t know what he will do with your body?

Don't do anything that will ruin your society!!

While Hina was anxiously waiting for the call to be connected, behind her, where she couldn't see, a meteorite emitting a strange light was falling straight towards the town. It was still breaking apart as it fell, and the range of its spread was enough to include the entire town in the disaster area.

When Hina was in a state of panic in the rural town, Mitsuha in Hina's body was also a little worried because she couldn't find a place to work.

"Oh no, oh no, I'm going to be late for my part-time job. What should I do?" Mitsuha was so anxious that she was spinning around, searching for the office she worked for on her phone. But when she got downstairs, she found that she seemed to be lost. "What if the original owner of this body had their salary docked because of me? What should I do then? Wow, I should have asked Saten-san and Hatsuharu-san to come with me."

This morning, like Hina, Mitsuha woke up and found that she had exchanged bodies with Hina again. She jumped up with joy because she could finally go to the coffee shop she had dreamed of.

Unlike Haruna, who has no memory of the body swap, Mitsuha retains the memory of each body swap, but as time goes by, it quickly becomes blurred. Mitsuha can only remember the general idea each time and cannot remember the specific details.

Today is the weekend and there is no class. Ruizi and Hatsuharu took the initiative to invite Mitsuha to the coffee shop. Just when Mitsuha was enjoying her coffee happily, she received a message from Ouyang Xuan on her mobile phone, saying that she had work today and asked her to come to the office.

For a moment, Mitsuha felt sweating profusely. It was the first time she knew that Hina was still working. In order not to reveal her flaws, after coming out of the coffee shop, Mitsuha did not dare to ask Ruiko and Hatsuharu where her office was. Because from the email, it seemed that Hina had been working in the office for a long time. If she suddenly asked her friends where she worked at this time, it would definitely make people notice something wrong.

So Sanye could only rely on the navigation on her mobile phone to walk to where she worked.

"Dragon Tiger Agency, that sounds weird. I can't tell what it does from the name."

"Whatever. Since the original owner of this body was able to work here for such a long time, it must be a decent place, right?"

Humans have a mouth that is used for communication. Although Sanye didn't know how to get to the Longhu Office, she could ask along the way. Fortunately, the Longhu Office was quite famous in this area, and Sanye got the exact address after asking a few more questions.

Standing at the door of the office, Sanye breathed hard to encourage herself, wanting to act more naturally, at least so as not to be immediately recognized by people she knew.

Okay, I'm ready. What should I say when I walk in? Just say good morning, good morning boss, or good morning president, etc. That's it!

Mustering up her courage, Sanye opened the door and put on a lovely smile.

"Morning--" Sanye's smile froze on her face.

"I want it! I want it! If I don't have Ruby-chan's latest autographed album, I'm going to die! I want to go to Ruby-chan's handshake event. Please, let me have a body temporarily. I want to see Ruby-chan, just for a moment. I just want to see Ruby-chan again!"

In the office, Ai hugged Ouyang Xuan's thighs and cried loudly with tears and snot. Ai, whose acting skills were not very good, actually squeezed out a lot of tears. Ouyang Xuan felt that his trouser legs were wet. How could you, a ghost, cry and wet my pants?

What is this? A scumbag abandoned a lovely girl, and now she comes to him to ask for an explanation?

Mitsuha's shocked mind was already filled with many soap opera plots.

"I, I haven't replenished Ruby-chan's energy for a long time. If I don't replenish enough Ruby-chan's energy, I'm going to die~~"

"You were already dead."

"It's different. Ghosts can die again. If I can't go to Ruby-chan's handshake event, I'm really, really going to die right now!"

Faced with Ai who had put all her acting skills into it, Ouyang Xuan just looked at her coldly. He pulled his legs hard a few times, but found that Ai was holding her too tightly and he couldn't move his legs at all. It was not worth it to use the power of the bull talisman for such a trivial matter.

"Please let me deal with her, Master."

Looking at the love that was wrapped around his master like a dog-skin plaster, 2B had already tightly grasped the White Contract in his hand. His eyes were very cold as he looked at his love. Although there was no expression on his face without the eye mask, Sanye felt as if she was standing at the door and could feel the icy coldness. This was the first time that Sanye knew what murderous intent was.

2B was in a bad mood today. It should have been her turn to be the main force fighting against Ouyang Xuan last night, but the early spring kidnapping incident happened and her expectations were dashed. However, 2B was very sensible and knew that this was an emergency. She completely understood and forgave Ouyang Xuan.

But when Ouyang Xuan was about to compensate 2B this morning, Ai ran in with a big fuss, wanting Ouyang Xuan to make a body for her. She wanted to attend B Komachi's handshake meeting today. The excited Ai didn't notice at all, and 2B's eyes looking at her became colder and colder.

Chapter 26 Who are you?

The drama in the house was still going on. 2B wanted to chop Ai to death but was stopped by Ouyang Xuan. Seeing that 2B actually wanted to kill her, Ai hugged Ouyang Xuan's thighs even harder and burst into tears, so 2B wanted to chop Ai to death even more.

Ouyang Xuan held 2B with his upper body and hands, and his lower body was unable to move due to the restraint of love. For a moment, he was caught in a dilemma.

"Master, please let me go. I'm only doing my duty." 2B said in a cold tone.

"Your duty is to take care of the house and complete the tasks, not to chop her."

"Master, your mission is to exorcise demons. I am chopping her down now, which is exorcising the demon." A dangerous red flashed in 2B's blue eyes.

"Ouyang! Before she kills me, can you find me a body first so I can attend Ruby-chan's handshake meeting first?"

Rather than being hacked to death by 2B, Ai was even more afraid of being hacked to death without even going to Ruby's handshake event. Not going to the handshake event she'd promoted—what was that? This was a disqualification as a fan! Even though she'd only become a Ruby fan the day before, Ai had already thrown herself into it wholeheartedly.

After seeing this farce, the courage that Sanye had finally mustered up was almost exhausted. If it weren't for the fact that what was happening before her was so shocking that made her feet feel like they were nailed to the spot, Sanye would have wanted to turn around and run away. What the hell was going on!

Two women were fighting over a man, both pulling out knives and ready to chop him. Is this the legendary yandere? This is too scary. Tokyo really is a scary place! Grandma, I thought, forget it, I don’t want to go back to town yet, I’d better stay in Tokyo for a while.

Ouyang Xuan did not have the extra energy to notice that the situation was very wrong. The person who looked like Hina was actually Sanye from Mitsuha.

Whether it was 2B or Ai, Ouyang Jun couldn't bring himself to do anything, but it was not a good idea to remain in a stalemate like this. At least he had to find a way to calm one of them down first.

[The best way for a man to calm an excited woman is to kiss her, a deep, passionate, and intense kiss.]

Subconsciously, Ouyang Jun remembered the line he heard when he accompanied Kotoko and Yono to the movies.

Without giving it much thought, nor was there any time to think about it, Ouyang Jun used a little force to move away 2B's hand that was holding the knife, tilted his head, and the two interfaces were successfully docked. Ouyang Jun also took the initiative to transport supplies to 2B.

The lines in the movie may be deceptive and useless in most cases, but at least they are useful now and at this moment. After connecting with Ouyang Sun, 2B's output power was obviously weakened. As soon as the hand holding the knife loosened, the White Contract instantly disappeared into the air, leaving Sanye at the door stunned.

Because she didn't know how to express the joy and emotions in her heart, 2B chose to escape directly. She closed her eyes, enjoying the active connection by Ouyang Falcon, and happily and willingly accepted the supplies delivered by Ouyang Falcon. In return, 2B also sent some of her own supplies to Ouyang Falcon, but compared with Ouyang Falcon's supplies with human body temperature, 2B's supplies were a little cold.

Sanye at the door covered her mouth in surprise at the sudden reversal of the situation, and her retreating steps had stopped. With the thriving thoughts of a young girl, Sanye widened her eyes, wanting to see clearly this passionate kiss that seemed to appear only in a love movie.

"Could this be an agency that deals with relationship issues? This guy looks like a master of love and a love story, and the two girls who are stalking him are both prettier than celebrity idols."

Mitsuha thought in her mind.

After more than a minute of material exchange, Ouyang Jun successfully stabilized 2B's body. After separation, 2B no longer wanted to chop off love. He took out the eye mask and put it on again, as if nothing had happened. Only 2B's slightly red lips, the beauty mole at the corner of the mouth with water marks, and the corner of the mouth pulled up at an extremely difficult to detect angle showed what had just happened.

To appease and calm 2B, Ouyang Jun chose a gentle and affectionate kiss. As for Ai, Ouyang Jun's choice was simpler, that is, to use pure physical criticism. The hands that had just gently touched 2B's hair and the hollowed-out back were now clenched into fists, and a slap on Ai's head was made. After making a crisp sound that it was a good head, Ai could only squat in the corner with her head in her arms and draw circles in frustration.

"Xiao Yangcai, what are you doing at the door?" Yang Nai appeared behind Yangcai, "Ouyang should be in the office now."