Black Myth: Who would use the immobilization technique as a time-stopping technique?

"Butler Yang, how about you tell me a few more jokes?"

Yang Yang: “…”

Do you wanna hear a fucking joke?

I don't even want to expose you!

But after all, she is someone with 'young lady syndrome', so this is not surprising.

It is natural to be curious about the opposite sex.

Even Lu Zi at that time was passively "luring" himself there, wasn't he?

Thinking of Lu Zi, Yang Yang became a little excited.

In this atmosphere, in this environment, with a single man and a single woman, and the Fifth Miss being the most beautiful lady in Yang Yang's opinion, it would be impossible for him not to have any thoughts.

Looking at the Fifth Miss with rosy cheeks and eyes staring at him, Yang Yang decided to speak to her tentatively.

"How about we pretend that I'm the scholar from before? What if he wasn't frightened by you, Fifth Young Madam?"

"Okay, okay..." Miss Fifth said shyly.

"Shall we begin then?" Yang Yang swallowed, making a final confirmation with the Fifth Miss, and also trying to give her a last chance to restrain herself.

However, the fifth young lady just nodded shyly, showing no fear at all.

Seeing this, Yang Yang no longer had any concerns. He pounced on her and began to kiss Miss Fifth's face and lips.

Damn it, it will get a bargain sooner or later anyway. I don’t know which bastard got it, so what difference does it make if it gets a bargain for me?

The fifth young lady was startled by Yang Yang's sudden action, and she hurriedly tried to cover Yang Yang's lips with her two little hands.

"Well, well, Steward Yang, you, you are not the scholar now, right? Shouldn't we have a normal conversation?"

"What normal conversation? Isn't this just a waste of time? Fifth Miss, you have to understand that even if it's role-playing, no matter what clothes you wear, the essence is still to take off all your clothes and start the Zhougong ritual right away, right?"

"Hmm... This, this is different from what I thought. Shouldn't I, as a female demon, seduce you while you're studying?"

"No need...you've already succeeded in seducing her!" Yang Yang said as he began to untie Miss Fifth's clothes.

Chapter 197: Guessing the Finger

Miss Fifth's figure is really great, just like a model.

Just by appreciating it directly like this, one feels like he is about to explode.

The fifth young lady shyly covered her body with her hands and looked at Yang Yang with an uneasy expression.

At this moment, Yang Yang suddenly thought of something very important.

That's the thing about spiders eating their mates.

What if Miss Five suddenly poisons herself and eats herself halfway through the process?

"What, what happened?" Seeing that Yang Yang did not take any further action, the Fifth Miss asked anxiously.

"I'm a little worried that you, Fifth Young Madam, will eat me..."

"Eh?" Miss Fifth's expression changed, and then she whispered, "Shouldn't be, right?"

"Can't you be more confident? This makes me feel super insecure!"

"Then, what should we do?"

"Forget it, I'll die... But if I die, there won't be anyone to tell jokes to you, Fifth Miss, or play these little games with you anymore!"

Yang Yang knew that the only way to prevent the Fifth Miss from eating him was to make her have some obsession.

However, Yang Yang did not want to mention the complicated relationship between him and her sisters in front of the Fifth Miss, so as to make her hesitate.

Not to mention that Miss Fifth might not believe it because she hasn't seen it with her own eyes. Talking about such things would really ruin the current atmosphere.

Then let me tell Miss Five that if I die, there will be no one to tell her jokes or hug her anymore, right?

If I am still eaten like this, it means that I am just a "nothing special" to this Fifth Young Lady, and death is my destiny.

Anyway, I'm already like this.

Yang Yang's first gaze fell on the fifth lady's mouth.

Based on previous experience of holding a purple spider and being eaten.

Yang Yang knew very well that it was very safe to kiss the spider spirit on the mouth while she was not aroused.

In order to avoid any regrets, Yang Yang decided to kiss Miss Five's lips first.

After Yang Yang's lips touched Miss Five's lips, Miss Five was stunned for a moment, then her body froze, but she immediately began to respond to Yang Yang's kiss.

Among all the young ladies of the Zhu family that Yang Yang had held in his arms, this was the one who responded the fastest, which was of course due to the Fifth Miss's personality.

Yang Yang kissed Miss Five for a while, and the two of them exchanged saliva crazily. When the kiss ended, Miss Five's eyes sparkled, as if she had discovered a whole new continent. Then she grabbed Yang Yang's collar, lifted her body up, and asked for a kiss from Yang Yang again.

Things that are new and can secrete dopamine can make people addicted and obsessed for a short period of time.

Just like playing a new game, you will be addicted to it for a while.

After this kiss, Yang Yang felt something, and he reluctantly picked up the "script" that he had originally wanted to discard.

"Why are you here alone in this desolate place, young lady?"

The fifth young lady was stunned for a moment, but immediately responded.

The Fifth Miss is definitely not a stupid person. It would be better to say that she is a little clever. It’s just that she is not familiar with matters between men and women. What Yang Yang said before touched on her blind spots in knowledge, which made her look a little stupid.

"I went back to my mother's home with my housekeeper to visit my relatives. Unexpectedly, that evil servant had evil intentions and was plotting against me. I struggled desperately, shook him off, and ran all the way here..."

“…” Yang Yang smiled bitterly in his heart.

Wouldn't that make you an evil servant?

This setting is added by myself...

But Yang Yang didn't care, after all, this was just the excuse of the "female fairy".

"Is that so? That's really unfortunate!" Yang Yang said as he touched the fat pile of the fifth lady.

"Hmm~?!" Miss Fifth uttered a soft moan, her expression incredibly charming. "I see you're a scholar, so I can trust your character, right?"

"Of course, of course... After all, how could such a rare event as 'escaping the tiger's den and falling into the wolf's den' happen to such a beautiful lady..."

"My Lord, what you said is absolutely true..."

Yang Yangfu lowered his body, played with it with his hands, and asked for breast milk from the fifth lady.

Because of this stimulation, Miss Five cutely arched her waist.

"Sir... what are you doing?"

"To confirm whether the young lady is alive. I once heard a story.

A man was wrongly accused and sentenced to beheading. He was unwilling to die like that, so he begged the executioner to save him.

The executioner told the man that he would secretly untie the rope and let the man escape. He just had to run all the way back home and not look back.

The man did as the executioner told him and indeed returned home and was reunited with his wife.

Many years later, the executioner passed by this place and saw the man. He was extremely surprised. The man thanked the executioner and expressed his gratitude for saving his life.

But the executioner smiled bitterly and said, "I just felt sorry for you and comforted you. In fact, I had already chopped off your head on the execution ground."

After hearing the executioner's words, the man realized that he was dead and disappeared...

I did all this to make sure that you, my lady, were not killed by that evil servant..."

"Yes, is that so?" Miss Five no longer thought seriously about Yang Yang's words or the 'plots' but was just feeling the feeling Yang Yang brought her.

"So, miss, do you feel anything in your body?"

“Yes, there is…”

"But the young lady is in poor health and cold..."

"Well, that must be because of the rain."

"That won't do. If you keep going like this, you'll get hypothermia... Miss, did you know that when people are trapped in the snow, they have to take off their clothes and hug each other to keep warm?"

"No, I don't know..."

"Forgive me for being rude..."

"Everything is up to you, Master..."

Soon the two bodies were naked and hugged each other, as if they really wanted to get warmth from each other.

It is clear that Pansiling has not seen snow for a hundred years.

The fifth young lady felt something hot pressing against her belly and couldn't help but hold it with her hand, as if she had already regarded that thing as hers, and was staring at it.

Looking at the Fifth Miss's appearance, Yang Yang smiled and said to her.

"Miss, how about we play another game?"

"what game?"

"'Guess the finger'!"

"Huh? What do you mean?"

"For example..." Yang Yang leaned forward, blocking Miss Wu's view, and placed his finger on Miss Wu's lower abdomen. "Miss, can you feel which finger this is?"

The fifth young lady felt it for a while and said weakly.

"index finger?"

"Correct. What about this time?"

"Middle finger."

"This time?"

"Ring finger."

"Pinkie."

"Thumbs up?" However, Miss Fifth answered this 'thumbs up' hesitantly, because she felt something was wrong, so she did not have the confidence to answer.

However, Yang Yang answered with a smile.

"Miss, you are indeed smart! Yes, this time it's a thumbs-up."

However, this time the fingers showed no sign of leaving, but instead showed a tendency to move slowly forward.

"Is this really a thumb?" Miss Five asked nervously, tensing her body.

"That's right~ and next we will give a reward to the smart lady!" Yang Yang said, moving his body forward.

"Hmm!" Miss Five frowned, feeling something was wrong, until it felt like a spider web had been punctured. "It hurts."

"Hmm? Does it hurt? Be patient, it will be fine soon. Miss Fifth, do you remember the joke I just told? The 'wife' actually felt pain at first, but she would soon take the initiative to let her husband 'punish' her."

After hearing Yang Yang's words, the Fifth Miss bit her lower lip tightly, remained silent, and allowed Yang Yang to do what he wanted...

Yang Yang pushed it slowly until it reached the bottom.

A trace of crimson slowly slid down the fifth lady's thigh...

Chapter 198: Combination

Yang Yang slowly bumped into Miss Five and kissed her lips again.

The fifth young lady just let out a faint moan and had no other reaction.

At this moment, both of them were in tacit understanding.

The fifth lady also reached out her hands to hug Yang Yang's body tightly, as if she was really trying to get warmth from Yang Yang.

"Yang Guan... Sir... I, I seem to have something coming... Can you wait a moment?" Miss Five said shyly. She had obviously misunderstood and thought she had to pee.

"It's okay, it's normal..." Yang Yang responded perfunctorily, while increasing the frequency to hit the fifth lady.

"Hate, hate, I clearly said it, you, why are you still like this..."

"In that case, I'll help you~" Yang Yang smiled evilly, separated from Miss Five temporarily, picked her up, as if holding a child to pee, and then resumed in-depth communication.