The hawks in the Kingdom of Light called me a dove undercover in the chat group

【Coward】: “Ehhhhh?!”

[Dead Fish Eyes]: "So it's true? Hiss!"

Hikigaya Hachiman and Hibiki Yuta both fell silent. Although the school would not involve left and right, they both had their own correct values and knew that in history, most of the hawks in any country were not good people.

Even if he is not a bad person, he must be like the old man in Showa era, who has a loud voice and likes to curse or even kill people at every turn.

This is the image of hawks in their minds.

No matter how brave the two high school boys were, they couldn't help but get scared at the thought of facing such a person.

Bruce's eyes flashed.

This is a great opportunity to gather intelligence!

[I am Bateman]: "It's hard to say. Judging from the gentleness you expressed earlier, I'm afraid you might be an undercover agent sent by Dove."

[War Party]: "Wait until I show you my medals and honors, and don't be scared."

[I am Bateman]: "Tell me in detail."

Kasar pondered for a moment.

Now, the Kingdom of Light is surrounded by external enemies. In addition to the Empera Empire, there are many other scattered enemies. There is no time to rest.

It wouldn't matter if it were peacetime, but in the current situation, being a hawk is absolutely necessary, so he feels quite honored by his identity.

Don't back down in the face of doubts.

But there are two little kids here, wouldn’t it be too gory to talk about war?

Try to pick some old stories that show the cruelty and cold-bloodedness of the hawks, but will not give children nightmares. There are quite a few of these in his resume.

[War Faction]: "A few years ago, a mercenary was hired to sneak in and steal our latest technology. When he was caught, he immediately surrendered, revealed all the information, and made a lot of contributions. But I still didn't let him go."

[War Faction]: "He begged for mercy until he almost fainted, but I still insisted on my own way and sentenced him to one-tenth of his life in prison. He will not be allowed to leave until he has lived through one-tenth of his life."

[War Faction]: "I even ordered him to listen to a bunch of elementary school students chattering away, nagging about our core principles every day. I haven't even visited him in all these years. I think he's probably annoyed to death by now, haha!"

When he thought of this, Kasa's eyebrows suddenly danced with joy.

At that time, everyone including the captain felt that since the mercenary had cooperated well, it meant that he had good intentions. Since he had not succeeded anyway, they just let him go.

He saw that the old man was a cunning man who changed his mind according to the situation, so he withstood all the pressure and with a heart of stone, issued a vicious punishment that even he was shocked and could not bear.

It is just to let people outside see that their Kingdom of Light is not a public toilet where you can come and go as you please. Think carefully before you come. Is it worth it to stay in a place like the Kingdom of Light until you become an old man who can't even be beaten and then run away?

For the evil cosmic people in the Dark Nebula, staying in a place like this, which has basically no entertainment facilities, no good shows to watch that evoke negative emotions, and where destruction is not permitted, is probably more painful than death, hehe.

Enjoy the feeling of being worse than death!

Uh - although I don't know why, after the punishment was announced, a bunch of down-and-out aliens suddenly came running over and claimed they were going to invade the Kingdom of Light to steal, and then they threw up their hands and said they were turning themselves in.

But his punishment should be very effective in curbing the unhealthy trend of Dark Nebula coveting the technology left behind by Hikari, right?

【Coward】: “…”

【Dead Fish Eyes】: “…”

[I am Bateman]: "Are you serious?"

[War Party]: "Yeah, it's really too cruel, isn't it? Go visit him when you have time. If he behaves well, you can give him a reduced sentence. Otherwise, it's too cruel."

[Coward]: "Um, may I ask, what is the confidentiality level of the technology they want to steal?"

Kasa tilted his head and thought for a moment.

In the entire Country of Light, besides the Science and Technology Bureau, only Ultra Father knows the specific manufacturing and various details of the life solidification technology.

He and Zoffy knew part of it, but not all.

[War Party]: "Perhaps there have only been two projects with this level of secrecy throughout history."

Well, the other project is called the Plasma Spark Tower.

8. Bruce: Impossible, absolutely impossible!

A certain Batman felt that what Hikigaya Hachiman said was right, and these IDs in the group should indeed be changed.

Under the moonlit night that was about to turn the sky dark, he was wearing a high-tech bulletproof bat suit, with only his chin exposed to let people know that he was a real person and not a robot. He had just disrupted a deal of a group of terrorists and had called the police to let Director Kodeng come to clean up the mess.

There were obvious dog bite scars all over his body.

Batman jumped up from the rooftop, ignoring the scars and the wailing criminals and hounds who were powerless to resist on the ground behind him, and jumped accurately into the Batplane that came to greet him.

The time displayed on the control screen was five in the morning.

The fighter plane roared to the Batcave, the helmet was taken off, and the day's hunting was over. At this moment, there appeared again in this world a person who recognized himself as Bruce Wayne.

"The title of Best Actor should be awarded to him!"

Bruce felt a headache watching Kasa's cold-blooded attempt to take credit in the group chat.

Is this called hawkish?

Not to mention the eagle, he had never seen any dove so kind, saintly and pedantic!

The level of confidentiality is so high that there are only two projects, which is at least comparable to the nuclear bombs that are still in the first national development stage, or even more so.

And what about Kasa's so-called punishment? Compared with the responsibility committed by the thief, it was just like playing house.

It's not necessary to mention other people's cases involving confidential matters. If a mercenary sneaks into Bruce's Batcave and snoops into his information that even Alfred doesn't know...

No matter how much he vowed not to kill, he would still carry out the most vicious treatment.

Even if the other party did not succeed, to be on the safe side, he would probably turn the other party into a vegetable, break his limbs, and send him to a hospital under Wayne Enterprises for lifelong care until his death. This would be the minimum.

Before turning the other person into a vegetable, he must first use all the psychological interrogation he has learned in his life to ensure that the other person forgets everything he has seen.

This is normal practice.

On the other hand, Kassar.

Is there any high-ranking official in the world who is so kind as to be naive and dreamy?

There is no need for politicians. Even children know the term "eradicate the problem" now.

Bruce sighed, frowning slightly, a look of pressure and gloom appearing on his face: "This is about establishing a personal image!"

Hit it.

He was acting, and the person on the other side was also acting, both wanting to complete the character setting that would be beneficial to the future in front of the two innocent young men.

But that's an exaggeration, really.

Who dares to believe, who can believe, who will believe these words of Kasa?

It's so stupid that even a three-year-old child can't be fooled!

Trying too hard will not only fail to achieve the goal, but will be counterproductive and disgusting. Even a blind person can see such exaggerated falsification and feel nauseous and vomiting - this is what common sense says.

But who can tell him why... It's obviously a lie that no fool would believe, but why is it that even he, Bruce Wayne, is about to be fooled?

This shouldn't be!

Looking at what Kasa said, he knew rationally that it was a lie and an act, but he didn't feel disgusted. For a moment, there was even a slight thought in his mind that he should believe these absurd words.

I really don't know why.

As if it were simply...sincere? Coming from Kasa, these words always seemed especially sincere.

Are you kidding me? It's impossible, absolutely impossible!

"Is it psychological suggestion? Or is it the devil's magic?"

Bruce pondered and decided to get another comprehensive physical examination as soon as he returned to the Batcave. This time he wanted to pull out all his mysterious collections so that he would not be infected without knowing it.

At the same time, it has become more secretive.

He originally wanted to test Kassar's background and technology, but now he can't even touch this topic. The other party's acting skills make him feel ashamed. He is too scheming. If he tries to spy on him now, it might be useless and he might get himself into trouble.

[Dead Fish Eyes]: "I don't know how to complain anymore."

[Coward]: "Me too. Isn't that ridiculous?"

[Dead Fish Eyes]: "But even though I really want to say that Uncle Kasa is joking with us, I always feel that he is serious."

Hikigaya Hachiman had unknowingly sat upright, deep in thought.

His intuition told him that Kasa's words were not false at all and were full of truth.

Only a fool would believe such absurd words. Such a naive and righteous country... could it really be from the Land of Light? He knew at the age of three that there were no Ultramen in the world.

But it seems nice to be a fool once in a while.

[Dead Fish Eyes]: "Let me ask, Uncle Kasa, how does your country compare to other countries? Are other places as tolerant as you?"

[War Party]: "Maybe it's the only one, right? Other places are really quite strict."

The Kingdom of Light is much kinder and more tolerant than any other civilization in the universe - that's what everyone says, and Kasa doesn't refute that, but he knows better that many of his actions are quite ruthless.

He didn't understand why everyone was trying to deprive him of his hawkish origin!

You should know that in the past, the Kingdom of Light would observe for a few days those who sneaked in to steal but failed, and then actively admitted their mistakes after being discovered, and then release them directly after confirming that they were not vicious space criminals.

It's really a headache that I've come this far and am still regarded as a dove.

Kasar tapped his head, trying to figure out how to explain it so that everyone would understand how tyrannical his behavior was.

Now is not the time to worry about whether it will scare the children, he must defend this honor!

[War Party]: "Okay, let me tell you one more thing. Be prepared, this is about war."

In the classroom, Yuta Xiang swallowed his saliva gulpingly and shielded his eyes with his hands, for fear of seeing the bloody pictures being sent out in the chat group.

[War Faction]: "To this day, I have participated in over fifty large-scale campaigns in various regions, as well as countless smaller-scale battles."

[War Faction]: "In large-scale battles, we had a clear advantage. Before the enemy's defeat was certain, I almost never accepted the surrender of even a single enemy. I killed them anyway."

【I am Bateman】: "And then?"

[War Party]: "I don't understand. What then?"

[Dead Fish Eyes]: "Uh... so this is what you wanted to say?"

[War Party]: "It's really terrifying, aren't you scared? Sorry."

[Dead Fish Eyes]: "Not really. By the way, why do you always treat me like a child? I'm already a high school student, huh?"

[War Faction]: "So high school students aren't considered children anymore? It seems my understanding is still too superficial. Okay, I'll remember. These two young men are already old enough to be men."

9. The instructor’s kindness is still not over, loyalty! Honesty!

The corners of Hikigaya Hachiman's mouth rose unconsciously, and he felt an unprecedented sense of wonder.

The second piece of hawkish evidence that Casa mentioned is completely natural.

It is completely understandable that surrender is not accepted on the battlefield of a large-scale battle. There is simply no room for maneuver. The war is still going on. If you say you surrender, who knows whether it is true or not?

If someone on the opposite side shouts "I surrender", will you just skip over him and stop attacking him?

What if the other party just launches a sneak attack and shoots after shouting?

Even if they surrendered their guns in good faith, who would supervise them? Everyone was charging forward, and allocating manpower to monitor these "I surrender" in real time would be a taboo.

Maybe because of this, we lose the battle and then the other side wins.

But if we don't send someone to supervise, it will be very easy for the other party to stab us in the back.

So is this excessive? Even the most gentle warrior would do the same on the battlefield.

It's hard to believe that Kasa actually feels guilty about this.

But for some reason, he felt that Kasa was particularly sincere, so much so that even though Kasa's words revealed a personality that could never exist, he couldn't help but believe it.

And now, being recognized by such a real thing, he is no longer treated as a child, but as a man...

He felt even more joyful than if he were praised by ten thousand parents, a thousand Hiratsuka teachers, a hundred Yukinoshitas, and ten Komachis. He almost jumped up in joy.

——Hikigaya Hachiman really couldn’t help it.

"Yeah!" He clenched his fists, bit the corners of his mouth that were about to give out, and jumped up from the chair. His pair of dead fish eyes seemed to be filled with brilliant light.

Yuigahama Yui and Yukinoshita Yukino looked at each other, then stared at him. Yuigahama's eyes were full of worry, fearing that Xiaoqi could not bear the high pressure of the Service Club and had mental problems.