"In the DC universe, the Legends team would probably sit at the same table as the Task Force X. Saving the world would still depend on the Justice League, or at the very least, the Justice Society."
As a normal team, they don't even have a real strategist.
The Justice League boasts a mastermind like Batman, the main damage dealer Superman, secondary damage dealers and support roles like Diana and Aquaman, IT expert Cyborg, and the clutch MVP and savior Flash.
This is what a complete and healthy team should be like.
A makeshift, loser's league like the Legendary Squad... well, we shouldn't have had too high expectations in the first place.
With this in mind, Aaron composed himself.
"Alright, is everyone ready? Nobody's saying anything? Let's go!"
Before they could speak, Aaron opened a portal to the universe where the legendary team resided.
They went inside with Raven and Sarah.
Riphunt belatedly realized, "Wait, we still have a spaceship!"
He received no reply, but the spacetime portal suddenly expanded a thousandfold, easily accommodating the spacetime spaceship Waverider.
Riphunt and his group exchanged glances, then piloted the Waverider to follow.
"Wait, before we cause trouble for Sangu Demon, perhaps we should consult a professional."
Riphunt, panting heavily, approached Aaron.
"Professionals?"
Aaron frowned slightly and glanced at Raven. When it comes to professionals, who can compare to Raven, the daughter of the Three Palaces Demon?
"Yes, professionals!"
Liphunt emphasized, snapping his fingers, "I've already contacted our new friend whom we found beforehand. He was in charge of monitoring Trigon's movements while we were away, and he's on his way here now."
"He is the most authoritative master of black magic—"
Aaron had a bad feeling.
Sure enough, Liphunt said his name.
"—John Constantine!"
Wow! It's him, it's definitely him!
The legendary scumbag Kang Zhuan, who betrayed everything and even his teammates, is a true god of deception!
Wait, you're saying he's our ally? Are you serious?!
Chapter 304 The Lone Star, His First Meeting with Constantine
"John Constantine?"
Raven was clearly puzzled by the name, and Aaron unconsciously raised an eyebrow.
Despite his considerable confidence in his strength,
Even if the enemy is one of the most powerful demons in DC, the dimensional demon king Sanguma, he has a 0% chance of winning.
But John Constantine was really too weird, a notorious cesspool.
Originally, I was 100% certain of winning, but after Constantine appeared, that number dropped by 0.01%, leaving me with only a 99.99% chance of winning.
How can you say you've got a sure win if you don't have a hundred?
That would be certain death!
What? You think this is an exaggeration?
That's Kang, you jerk!
To put it simply, Kang is a complete scoundrel. He's an expert in everything from smoking and drinking to buying sex and gambling—he's a veritable scoundrel.
Moreover, he is bisexual, tolerant of both men and women, and has no aversion to meat.
Constantine is a jinx, a "family man"—anyone who is good to him never ends well.
His mother died in childbirth, his father was crippled and then killed by the serial killer he was hunting, his stronger twin brother died in utero, his brother-in-law became obsessed with religion, was bewitched by a demon, killed his sister, and then committed suicide, his niece was raped by the demon Constantine he released, and his nephew, influenced by him, became obsessed with magic and was separated from his wife and children.
Zha Kang is a modern-day Song Jiang, who enjoys making friends and often helps others.
Ordinary people, mages, priests, angels, demons...
Anyone who can move can be a friend.
Some guys have friends they eat, some guys have friends they give away; Constantine was the latter.
As is well known, Constantine's friends are water-soluble and always die mysteriously from various disasters.
Moreover, they all have one thing in common: the disaster is related to Constantine.
They either die tragically while helping Constantine, or are caught in the crossfire and tortured to death by the devil, or they take the blows for Constantine, or they are sold out by Constantine and sacrificed.
Constantine always survived to the end, while his friends were either already dead or on their way to their deaths.
The only one who lived the longest was Constantine's driver, Charles.
But he also had dozens of lives to give up.
So he became Constantine's best friend and assistant.
He has sold out his friends, his angels, his devils, and even his own soul.
He was even better at deceiving than Loki, the god of lies. Even Loki, upon seeing him, exclaimed that it was impossible and admitted defeat.
in short,
Being Constantine's enemy might be tough, but being his friend is likely a death sentence.
Of course, there are advantages to being Constantine's friend, because you're guaranteed to win.
Although victory is always achieved after overcoming numerous hardships, the price of victory is always hard to accept.
Because the so-called price is you—my friend.
Even a dog would shake its head and walk away in disgust at such a creature.
Riphunt is so brave, why would he invite a guy like that?!
Aaron asked seriously, "Are you sure it's John Constantine? He has an assistant named Charles?"
"I am sure!"
Liphunt nodded emphatically, quite proudly saying, "The Constantine family is a holy magic family with a long history, and John is one of the best among them. He is a black magic master with rich combat experience who has defeated many demons."
"In any field related to demons, he is absolutely the most professional and can provide us with the best advice. Believe me, he is definitely a reliable magical advisor."
"And it seems he has some conflicts with Sangu Demon? He's definitely a natural ally of ours!"
Contradictions? That's not surprising; it would be truly strange if there were no contradictions!
Which named demon doesn't have a conflict with Constantine? Well, perhaps except for Lucifer?
Without a doubt, Sangu Mako is another "victim".
Aaron had reason to suspect that if the Three Fates hadn't come here, then it was definitely because of Constantine.
"Are you sure he's monitoring the Triple Demon right now, and not trying to summon other demon lords from hell?"
Aaron was very suspicious of Constantine's motives.
Liphunt looked bewildered, and Sarah realized something was wrong. "You mean, he's also the mastermind behind the world's destruction?"
"No, what I mean is that he might be planning to fight fire with fire, using the Demon King to control the Demon King."
Aaron shook his head. Constantine had a criminal record; three demon lords had once come to him at the same time, demanding that he fulfill his promise.
However, they discovered that Constantine had sold his soul in three parts, which meant that none of the three demon lords could have Constantine's soul to themselves. They even had to worry that if a war broke out over the ownership of the soul, Heaven would take advantage of the situation.
Left with no other choice, they opted to heal Constantine and allow him to continue living, rather than let his soul cause chaos in Hell after his death.
Clearly, these three demon kings were unaware that Constantine's audacity went far beyond this; three parts? Multiplying it by a hundred wouldn't be surprising!
Moreover, Constantine tricked Lucifer, almost getting to Heaven, forcing Lucifer to personally act as Constantine's attending physician and perform surgery to cure his lung cancer.
Besides Constantine, who else could have the privilege of having Lucifer as their attending physician?
Just ask who else!
In addition, Constantine even deceived Batman and tricked Superman.
Being around a guy like that, it's hard to guarantee you won't get ripped off.
What's even more absurd is that Constantine is the man Lucifer has his eye on.
Definitely true love.
Aaron's words made Liphunt and the others turn pale with fright.
Seriously? Constantine would really do that?
Wouldn't that make the already dire situation even worse?
Riphunt quickly contacted Constantine.
Not long after,
A man wearing a beige trench coat, with a cigarette dangling from his mouth and his hands in his pockets, walks from a distance.
"Oh, another new helper has arrived?"
Constantine's scrutinizing gaze swept over the crowd, immediately drawing attention to Raven and Aaron.
So beautiful, so handsome, and so charismatic!
Constantine casually blew a circle of air and extended his right hand to Aaron. "Hello handsome, I am John Constantine, also known as Timely Rain. It's a pleasure to be your friend."
Here they come, calling each other "friends" right off the bat—it's practically on par with "Fellow Daoist, please wait!"
Constantine's smile is friendly, but it's a bit exhausting...
Aaron glanced at his right hand but did not respond.
Constantine felt a little embarrassed, but he didn't seem to care. He flipped his right hand and a business card appeared.
He smiled and said, "This is my business card. I'm just an ordinary black magic expert who knows a few amazing tricks."
In other contexts, this move of his would definitely pique people's curiosity and even inspire them to investigate.
But for Aaron...
Constantine felt his right hand loosen, only to find that the card had somehow ended up in Aaron's hand.
His expression changed. This card was no ordinary business card; it was a psychic card, and he only had one!
Oh no, something feels wrong!
Chapter 305 The Spellcards and the Demon Passport, Constantine Breaks Down in Defense
Constantine glanced at Puhent and the others, who showed no surprise and seemed to find the scene quite ordinary.
Who is this guy who's even more handsome than a succubus? I can't believe I misjudged him!
Aaron took the psychic card, which was Constantine's "universal pass." As long as it was shown to someone, it could automatically transform into the corresponding document according to their thoughts, making it indistinguishable from the real thing.
Using this card, Constantine impersonated the FBI, CIA, police officers, and others.
They were virtually invincible.
Aaron casually melted down the psychic cards.
The result was that nothing was gained.
He glanced at it and realized that the psychic card was essentially just a "mere" suggestive spell.
To Aaron, this magic was utterly insignificant.
Where are my psychic cards?
Constantine looked left and right, but did not see his card in Aaron's hand.
"Handsome, I misjudged you this time. You're actually a super big shot. I apologize. Please give me back my card. I'm sure it's nothing to you."
Constantine finally stopped being so nonchalant and his expression became unusually serious.
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