The Forger of Strange Items Starting from Collapse

"Snap!" Chen Li snapped his fingers, and a cat food bowl appeared in front of Chen Li.

I'm sorry, Brother Cat, I can't lend you my job again!

This time we will give you 20 more cat strips and a cat toy.

Chen Li apologized to the cat in his heart and turned the cat food bowl over.

Looking at the cat food constantly falling into the trash can but constantly forming in the basin, Screw Gumm seemed to be lost in thought.

"Logic: This is totally illogical. There is neither the power of destiny nor the blessing of the star god, nor any energy support." Screw Gum looked up and said.

"This is how strange things work." Chen Li agreed deeply.

"Strange objects... Is this why you call yourself a strange object forger? The strange objects you are talking about seem to be different from the strange objects in this universe. The strange objects you are talking about are even more contrary to the common sense of the world. I'm sorry, for a moment I can't judge what you mean to this world?" said Screw Gum.

Screw Gumu still remembers the fact that Chen Li called himself a foreigner.

"You could have asked me directly, am I here to destroy this world, or to bring more changes to it?"

"Yes, you are right." Screw Gum nodded.

Genius is always visionary.

When ScrewGum saw the cat food bowl that could produce unlimited cat food, he wondered whether this thing that violated basic principles would cause a devastating blow to the world.

If that infinite cat food bowl was picked up by a researcher from the Society of Knowledge, he might doubt his life within three seconds and then choose to join the Holy Fire Meow Cult.

"Me? If I say I came to this world to have fun, would you believe it?" Chen Li leaned back tactically and suddenly asked.

"No, if you really came to this world for fun, the first person you would meet would not be Lord Boshi, but the Star God of Joy." Screw Gumu shook his head.

"How do you know I'm not an undercover agent sent by the Joy Star God to the Genius Club?"

"This……"

"Just kidding. Ah Ha and I are not familiar with each other at all. We have never even met. If I were an undercover agent sent by the Joyful Star God to the Genius Club, I would have snapped my fingers right now, summoned Ah Ha, and laughed at the judge of knowledge. But did you see anything happen after I snapped my fingers? No, absolutely nothing."

Chen Li snapped his fingers, indicating that he had just made a little joke that was not very appropriate.

"Aha! Intelligence is a piece of scrap metal, Cunhu is a fool; Xunhun has no sense of humor, and Destruction is like a madman. The star gods are all stubborn! Chen Li, you did a good job!" A joyful laugh lingered in the reception room.

Even though no one else appeared in this space, Chen Li and Luosi Gumu seemed to have seen a great existence hidden behind many smiling masks.

"..."

"..."

Luosi Gumu and Chen Li looked at each other in surprise.

"Well... I think I can explain it a little bit." Chen Li said with a serious expression.

“……” by Screw Gumu.

Now, Screw Gumu has no idea what expression to use to respond to Chen Li?

"Inference: This might indeed be another prank by the Joyful Star God. Perhaps the prank you just posted using my account had such a wide impact that the Joyful Star God noticed the fun, and then cast his gaze over here, and happened to hear our conversation, so he spoke at the right time." Screw Gum analyzed calmly.

"You're right, Screw Gumu. Look, I don't have the mask that both the Masked Fool and the Fate Walker of Joyful Fate have." Chen Li nodded repeatedly, then spread his hands.

Chen Li and the Joyful Star God are really not familiar with each other.

But the next moment, a red and white mask suddenly appeared in his hand, and Screw Gum's mechanical pupils suddenly contracted.

This seems to be... the mask of the Masked Fool, with a very obvious surge of joyful power on it, as if trying hard to prove something.

"The flaw is fleeting!" Chen Li's eyes flashed.

A circular translucent shield suddenly enveloped Chen Li and Screw Gumu, and a forging table appeared in front of Chen Li. Chen Li took advantage of the fact that the mask in his hand was still warm and threw it directly into the miracle fire.

That’s right, Chen Li said that just now on purpose.

Although Chen Li really didn't know when the Joyful Star God would come, after all, Chen Li didn't know if he had any special items to prevent peeping, but Chen Li was wondering if the Joyful Star God would really give him a mask of the Masked Fool just for fun.

Anyway, there is nothing to lose by saying a few more words.

When Chen Li saw that the mask in his hand did have the word "Joy" with a high brightness, he immediately summoned the miracle shield.

Once something is in my hands, it is mine!

Even if you are a star god, you can’t take it away!

This, my friends, is a huge gamble.

And now I won the bet!

"Come to think of it... I feel like this mask looks familiar." Chen Li stroked his chin and looked at the red and white mask whose entries were being extracted.

Chen Li seemed to remember that Hua Huo's mask was of this style.

Hmm, are all the Joy Masks this style? Wholesale?

Then Chen Li would be curious about what Sambo would look like when he put on his mask?

"You must be curious about how I forged the magical objects, or how I assembled the codes of the original text into a program? Now is the process." Chen Li said to Screw Gumu who was also in the shield next to him.

To be honest, if Chen Li hadn't touched Screw Gumu and seen the words "genius" and "mechanic" on him, which matched Screw Gumu's identity, Chen Li would have suspected that Screw Gumu was actually Ah Ha in disguise.

"I am honored to visit this rare item forging." Screw Gum nodded.

"I don't know if Aha will attack the miracle shield? Forget it, let's think about forging the magic item first." Chen Li worried for only two seconds and chose to give up thinking.

The Miracle Shield's defense has an upper limit, but the enemies Chen Li had encountered before had never reached this threshold.

However, the miracle shield can be renewed continuously, so Chen Li only needs to worry about how much crystals he will spend, and does not need to worry about his own safety.

Because this entry came too abruptly, Chen Li couldn't think of any entry in his hand that matched "joy" for a moment.

Using the power of joy to disguise is a good choice, but Chen Li’s camouflage glasses are enough for Chen Li to use.

Although the effect of the camouflage glasses is not very outstanding, that is purely because the brightness of the item is not high enough, not because the item is not good enough.

"Oh, I got it." Chen Li quickly thought of a relic that he had treasured.

Chen Li took out a 20-sided dice from his backpack and threw it directly into the miracle fire.

【Random】, 【Luck】, 【Event】, 【Fate】, 【Choice】, 【Possibility】...

After tossing, you will randomly experience the event represented by any of the dice, but negative events account for 90% of the [Lucky 20-sided Dice].

This relic was chosen because Chen Li always felt that joy and dice go well together.

85

Chapter 85 Friends, this is a joyful gamble!

Joyful 20-Sided Dice ( star): Wisdom is a pile of scrap metal, Conservation is a fool; Hunting has no sense of humor, and Destruction is like a madman. The Star Gods are all stubborn, Aha is really embarrassed!

Roll the dice: When faced with a crisis, you can randomly roll the dice to gain points. A roll of 10 or less will lead to further misfortune. A roll of 10 or more will successfully resolve the crisis, but the process may become either absurd or joyous. This can only be used once per crisis. Buy it and forget it!

Bet on Win or Lose: After selecting a target, the user randomly rolls the dice to obtain a score. If the score is 10 or less, you become their amusement in the following events. If the score is 10 or greater, they become your amusement or randomly encounter a joyful event, becoming the ultimate beneficiary. There is no limit to the number of uses for the same target.

Hehe: You feel happy when you roll the dice. No special effects, just pure joy.

No Hee Hee: When someone other than you touches the dice, the dice will spin on its own, and the degree of unhappiness will be determined by the number of points thrown.

Joy Points: When you create fun, you'll earn varying amounts of Joy Points. Joy Points can be used to increase or decrease the dice roll after it's determined. The maximum accumulated point value is 10, because... life is about enjoying life!

PS: Friends, this is a joyful gamble! Don’t be a jerk if you lose!

That’s right, this is a one-star wonder.

But Chen Li only invested 40 crystals in this rare item.

The standard cost of a one-star item is 100 crystals, but the cost can be reduced by replacing items and offsetting negative effects.

The former relies purely on krypton gold, while the latter is a technical job.

The origins of this strange object are, one, the mask of the Masked Fool given by the Joyful Star God himself, and the other, a relic.

Their own entries are bright, so there is no need to highlight them additionally.

Whether Chen Li can spend fewer crystals to make it a one-star item depends on whether Chen Li is willing to retain some negative effects to increase the item capacity of the entire item.

Like pale justice.

However, the professional experience of the rare item forger was only increased by 40, and Chen Li added another 20 after giving a good review.

Chen Li did not intend to make this item into a one-star item at the beginning, but when Chen Li used the [Distribution] skill to observe the entry of Joy, he found that its positive effects and negative effects were 50-50.

Retaining some negative effects can actually maximize the effect of the [Joy] entry.

I can only say that this is really [joyful].

However, Chen Li doesn't like things that are completely out of his control, so pleasure points are necessary.

If there was no such point effect, Chen Li would choose to dismantle the strange object and forge it again.

"Question: Is this the magic item?" Screw Gumu, who had been watching the whole process, stared at the pink dice in Chen Li's hand that was emitting dazzling light.

In the eyes of Screw Gumu, the dark blue fire of miracles seemed to contain endless possibilities, which was fascinating.

Screwgum is very much looking forward to seeing what effect the strange object forged by the miracle fire will have.

"That's right, it's called the 20-sided die of joy." Chen Li nodded, then directly removed the miracle shield.

Anyway, the mask has been forged into a rare object by Chen Li. If the God of Joy wants to steal it, he can only take away the dice, but the dice is a rare object and cannot be stolen.

As for the Joyful Star God, he was so angry that he punched Chen Li to death?

Chen Li still has a circle of friends, Chen Li still has so many friends, and so many friendships and bonds...

They can definitely help Chen Li withstand many attacks.

And... after Chen Li summoned the Miracle Shield, the Joyful Star God didn't even touch the Miracle Shield.

This made Chen Li feel that the Joyful Star God didn't seem to care at all about the mask being taken away.

And what if the Joyful Star God chooses to attack Screw Gummu... Screw Gummu is now standing next to Chen Li, and Chen Li's circle of friends now also includes him. Chen Li can quickly take Screw Gummu away after resisting several attacks.

Wait until I have forged the God-killing weapon, and then come back to fight the Joyful Star God!

"Excuse me: What is the effect of this strange object?"

"Toss the dots to bet on winning or losing. After selecting an object, if the number of dots tossed is less than or equal to 10, I will become his entertainment. But when the number of dots is greater than 10, it will become my entertainment. Even the Star Gods may not be exempt from this effect." Chen Li said.

Although a one-star item only has a probability of fighting against the world, if it can't fight against the world, can it fight against you?

Chen Li felt that even the Star Gods were no exception, but Chen Li had never tried it.

Chen Li will never use this rare item before accumulating enough happiness points!

So as to avoid getting yourself into trouble.

"How can a strange object have such a magical effect? Conclusion: a great work." Screw Gum exclaimed in amazement.

"What happened?" The robin suddenly pushed open the door of the reception room and looked into the room in panic.

"Well, Robin, why are you here?" Chen Li tilted his head.

"Just now, a laugh spread throughout the entire planet again, causing quite a commotion. I rushed here after dealing with part of the commotion. Because I think this has something to do with you." The robin said as a matter of course.

"This... is true. You don't have to worry. I just made the Joyful Star God Aha laugh." Chen Li explained casually.

"Is that so... It sounds like such an extraordinary thing, but you can say it so calmly. You are worthy of it. So what is the dice in your hand?" asked the robin curiously.

"Well, do you want to see it? Here you go." Chen Li casually threw the dice emitting pink light to the robin.

After the robin caught it subconsciously, he suddenly heard the sound of the dice being thrown.

Although the dice was clearly held firmly by the robin, a phantom of the dice began to roll in front of the robin and then slowly stopped.

【13】

The robin's expression suddenly turned sad.

"Oh, you're in trouble. You hit 13 points. You can't be happy now, right? Aha." Seeing this scene, Chen Li quickly turned on the mocking mode.

"How did you find out? Oh, my dear friend, this is so sad, just like being kicked hard by Grandma Susan next door's size 45 slippers." The little wings behind the robin's ears couldn't help but droop down.

"Aren't you angry?" Chen Li looked at the robin in front of him with interest but did not answer the other party's question.

If I tell you that I discovered your identity because the entries on you were too dazzling, what should I do if you are on guard next time and send someone else to play tricks on me?

Although you cannot see the specific content of the entry on the other person before touching it, you can know how dazzling the entry on the other person is.

When the robin came in just now, Chen Li was almost blinded by the entries on it.