Ark, I'm cool too early Author: Yi Mou

My name is Hongyu, I’m from Longmen, and I’m probably a time traveler.

I once thought that I would live a relatively stable life unlike most time travelers.

After all, the continent of Terra... is a bit too peaceful.

The Great Yan family did not lose anyone. The deep sea crisis had long disappeared without a trace, the mineral disease had been conquered, the Syracuse family's rule was gone, and Ursus had completed the revolution...

What can I do? I can only run my own grocery store and go fishing with a koi fish in the river.

Yes, that’s what I thought at first.

Until I received a letter from the back door of my grocery store, and the date of that letter was actually the Dayan period a thousand years ago.

Out of curiosity, I wrote a reply to this strange letter.

The moment it is dropped back into the mailbox.

I traveled back to Dayan a thousand years ago...

Hongyu: Ah?

Chapter 1 I have a grocery store in Longmen

"I say, Lao Hong, is there really no problem with your lighting?" In the dim grocery store, Lao Li knocked on a light bulb on the shelf and asked the white-haired boy wearing blind glasses who was sitting outside with his legs crossed and holding a newspaper.

"Of course, no problem. Nothing from my Hong Baishitong is of poor quality." The boy grabbed a handful of peanuts on the table and put them into his mouth, chewing them.

Hmm, a bit sour...

Hiss..., it has a bit of a chewy texture like gummy candy?

Sure enough, there's nothing good about Anso's cheap stuff...

Next time she comes to me to buy goods...I will not turn a blind eye?

At the same time, in the warehouse at the back, as Lao Li's fingers tapped on the light bulb, the light bulb made a "ping" sound and a crack appeared on it.

Seeing this, Lao Li withdrew his hand and walked silently to the next light bulb.

"What's that sound?" The boy moved his ears and looked into the warehouse.

Lao Li's figure suddenly froze, but having been baptized by the rivers and lakes of the vegetable market for a long time, he immediately responded: "Nothing, a beast relative of Zarak has appeared."

"Rats? Hmm... looks like we need to clean up the warehouse." The young man said as he leisurely got up from the old man's recliner, walked to Old Li and hooked his shoulders.

"Why are you here buying lights for no reason?"

"It's because that kid insisted on setting up some clinic in the lower area to perform surgery. As a result, due to the lack of a suitable light source, he cut off a patient's penis and secretly put it back. As a result, the patient often asked me why his penis couldn't fight anymore." Lao Li covered his forehead with his hands, his tone quite helpless.

"Originally, I wanted to teach Ah a lesson, but who would have thought that the guy whose penis was cut off was a notorious rapist in the slums. After being reshaped by Ah, he lost hope and turned himself in..."

"Pfft!" The young man laughed and motioned Lao Li to continue.

"Then I can't say anything more. I can only buy him a flashlight." Lao Li didn't care about the boy's smile, but his tone became more helpless.

A light? Or something for surgery?

"What kind of lighting do you want to buy?! Lao Li, you don't know the value of things!" The young man patted Lao Li on the back, causing him to stagger and almost fall to the ground.

"What's wrong with you?!" Lao Li stood up and brushed the dust off himself. To be honest, the young man's warehouse was quite messy, and Lao Li hated being covered in dust.

But the boy ignored Lao Li's nagging and just ran to the depths of the warehouse and pulled out a "big guy".

"Look! This is the surgery-specific shadowless lamp that Master Hong recommended to you!"

Lao Li was stunned. "What?"

"A shadowless lamp! Have you never been to a hospital to deliver a baby?" Hongyu smiled. "It's the kind of lamp that casts no shadows."

"Go away, I don't know how to deliver babies. I know this is a shadowless lamp, but where did you get it? It's not cheap, is it?"

"What's it to you? Master Hong, I have my own clever plan. This one is quite expensive, but since you're an old acquaintance, I'll sell it to you for 1,500 Longmen coins!" Hong Yu patted his chest pretentiously.

"One thousand five hundred? That's too expensive. Will you sell it for one thousand?" Lao Li said as he looked at Hongyu whose eyes had turned into "$".

Please, could you please control your expression when you try to extort money from me?

"Deal!" Hongyu slammed the table.

Damn, have I said too much...

Seeing Hongyu looking like he had made a profit, Lao Li deeply suspected that he was still being ripped off.

Looking at Lao Li's constipated expression, Hong Yu quickly packed up the shadowless lamp, put it in Lao Li's hand, pushed him out, and then quickly closed the rolling door.

After Lao Li was pushed out, Hong Yu's voice was heard from inside the door, "This is a small shop and no refunds will be given after the sale. Thank you, customer!"

He wrote more than a dozen words in one breath, swiftly and without hesitation.

With a twitch of his lips, Lao Li had no choice but to pick up the box and leave.

Hongyu inside the door smiled, listened to Lao Li's footsteps gradually fading away, looked at the sky which was no longer early, and closed the door of the grocery store.

The smile on his face disappeared without a trace the moment the door was closed.

After taking off his blind glasses, his gray-blue eyes showed no trace of emotion.

Hongyu pulled the corners of his mouth in front of the mirror, pulling out a not-so-standard smile, and muttered to himself, "The imitation is already very similar."

"Ask someone who can't feel any emotions at all to keep smiling...?" He rubbed his forehead. "That really gives me a difficult problem..."

"I did promise someone...but...who was it?"

Forget it.

Patting his cheeks, he lay down on his recliner and picked up the newspaper he had not finished reading.

"Shocking! The washboard the Lungmen Governor knelt on was auctioned for 7 Lungmen coins! (Lungmen, July 13)"

Are you really not afraid of being banned for reporting this? 70,000 Longmen coins...why would someone have this habit?

"Shocking! The washboard that the Longmen Governor knelt on was bought by an unknown Eastern Kingdom princess for 7 Longmen coins! (Longmen, July 13)"

Princess Wenyue: Just tell me my ID number.

But, this is a family disgrace that should not be made public, right?

"Shocking! Governor Longmen gave a speech in a wheelchair! (Longmen, July 7)"

Duke Wei will live forever! He knelt on the washboard all night and still insisted on holding a meeting!

But considering Wei Laoer's physical condition, is it really that serious?

Could it be that he is pretending to be miserable with Madam Wen Yue?

"Shocking! Penguin Logistics breaks record of 99 fines in one month! (Longmen, July 7)"

I always feel that 99 is a little less...

"Shocking! The Great Emperor and a certain Zalak old man had a rap battle in the park! Countless people watched! (Longmen, July 7)"

The emperor is really free... Could it be that he has found an equally powerful opponent?

"Shock! The ancient nation of Ursus changed its name to the Ursus People's Republic a few days ago and issued a new announcement! President Tallulah of the Ursus People's Republic yesterday changed Ursus's policy of oppressing the infected! (Longmen. July 7th)"

What?

Just as Hongyu was still holding his old man's newspaper and reading it, there was a slight "click" sound from the back door of the grocery store. Hongyu put down the newspaper in his hand and walked behind the door.

"Here we go again?" Hongyu muttered as he reached into the mailbox and pulled out a letter signed by Tallulah.

However, this letter was obviously not written by the current Ursus leader Tallulah to Hongyu, because the date on it was obviously... 1089 in the Terra calendar.

Hongyu blinked, then put the letter away and considered whether to reply.

Because this is not the first time this has happened, but the third time.

The first time was a letter 16 years ago.

The second time, it wasn't a letter, but... a notice? He didn't know what it said because he hadn't read it yet.

The only letter Hongyu replied to was the first one.

The person who signed it is Chen Huijie.

……

……

……

"Lao Li, that fellow Hong Yu...did he really not lie to you?"

Ah pointed to the so-called "shadowless lamp" in his operating room that intermittently emitted colorful lights and asked Lao Li.

"Maybe..." Lao Li pinched his chin and became suspicious of the white-haired man with a somewhat wicked smile who often went with him to the riverside of Longmen to hang relatives.

Looking at the operating room that had turned into a disco scene, Lao Li fell into deep thought.

"How about... I go and return the goods?" Lao Li asked tentatively.

Ah said with a tone of disdain, "Didn't that fellow Hongyu say something like 'No refunds after sales, thank you customers' when he asked you to leave?"

Lao Li was stunned for a moment, then slapped his forehead and said, "Damn, I got tricked by that kid."

PS: (Your mother (leader ren) is also a sensitive word?! Shen He, what are you doing?!)

I won’t be shamelessly asking for votes for this chapter, but I’d like some comments?

and… …

I still formed a group.

Group number: 442319190

I might write a sequel when I feel like it, or post some content that will be reviewed and ganked when I have no choice.

Welcome to chat and gossip.

(Because I have set too many scheduled releases, I can’t upload them, so I’ve put them here in the first chapter…)

Chapter 2 Hello and Goodbye.

Obviously, this was not the first time that Hongyu had experienced such a strange letter incident. When he first received the letter, Hongyu wrote a reply letter for fun and put it in the mailbox that appeared inexplicably.

But the moment the mailbox was closed, the reply letter that Hongyu put in disappeared.

Then, in the next moment when Hongyu blinked, he arrived in sixteen years ago and met the little Chen Huijie from sixteen years ago.

He wanted to believe that what he had experienced was just an illusory dream or an illusion...

Until... two days ago.

After casually dealing with the thugs who tried to ambush him and rob him of his money in the Longmen slums, when he went to the Guard Bureau to take his statement, he happened to meet Chen Huijie... No, he should be called Chen Sir now.

"Hello, Mr. Chen." He greeted her with a familiar smile.

She looked over, and after a moment of daze, she asked herself with a strange expression, "Do you know a policeman named "Wu Ming"?

At that moment, Hongyu was stunned.

Wuming was the pseudonym he used in what he thought was a fantasy world.

Wuming, doesn't it correspond to Wuming? It just so happened that my name contained the character "Ming", so I just casually fooled little Chen Huijie.

But who could have imagined that the name he chose on a whim would actually appear in reality and give him such a big shock.

The smile on his face never changed from beginning to end, or it could be said that he never had any ability to feel emotions.

Yes, once...

There was a hint of surprise in his eyes, a barely perceptible surprise.

Perhaps normal people would not be able to feel that slight change in emotion no matter what, but for Hongyu, who had lost his emotions for a long time, it was too obvious.

I... was it because of that letter... no, was it my own experiences that transcended time and space, and was I also gradually recovering my emotions as a human being?

And...is all of that true?

Is everything I did...real?

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