Orochimaru, running away with a bucket

Orochimaru, running away with a bucket Author: Liuyunsuiyue

Introduction:

What? He traveled through time and space to become Orochimaru, but how could this Orochimaru be a woman? Something is wrong!

I will definitely be the number one scientist in the ninja world!

Wait, considering the many disasters that Konoha has encountered and the lunatics that are everywhere in the ninja world, I'd better find a way to run away!

Volume 1: Chapter The Six Paths Sage’s Briefs!

The land of fire, Konoha.

The bright sunshine shines through the shade of the trees, dotted on the ground.

In an inconspicuous house in Konoha, a person with pale skin and signature purple eyeshadow on her face stood in front of a mirror, looking at herself in the mirror with a dull expression.

What exactly is going on?

I became a young Snake Pill?

Orochimaru looked at himself in the mirror, opened his mouth and tried to stretch out his tongue, doing his signature tongue-licking gesture, that sticky and disgusting one.

Ok……

It seems that Orochimaru was not born with the ability to use his tongue as a whip. It's quite disgusting when you think about it.

After trying several times, Orochimaru was glad that he couldn't use his tongue as a whip. Looking at himself in the mirror, whose facial lines were soft and whose appearance was quiet and cute like a little girl, he suddenly remembered that he had not felt the existence of the third leg. The expression on his face gradually changed from relief to horror.

No, it can't be?

Orochimaru lifted up his white clothes and took off his pants. The scene that came into her eyes made her pupils tremble, and her hands shook and her shorts fell to the ground.

My Six Paths Sage’s briefs!

Could it be that Orochimaru has developed the Reincarnation of the Dead now?

This, this is not right!

A moment later, Orochimaru walked out of the bathroom with a numb expression, and saw the snake skin of the white snake in a glass box on the table. The memories of this body flooded into his mind like a tide, accompanied by a slight headache. The chakra in his body became more active at this moment, and his body also underwent some changes.

All the cells in my body are cheering, as if welcoming some kind of change.

These memories are Orochimaru...

I am Orochimaru, or...why did I become Orochimaru?

Seize the body?

Or the souls of Orochimaru and I...

Orochimaru had many doubts in his mind, doubts that had no answers.

"The white snake's slough..."

Orochimaru picked up the glass box and looked at the white snake's slough in the box. He didn't want to admit that he had inexplicably come to a ninja world full of mental illnesses and became one of the best scientists in the Naruto world.

Orochimaru has no special bloodline and no special eyes, but relies entirely on his talent and scientific research to gain strength and take "survival" to the extreme.

No one can kill him completely, not even Hashira, and not even the Tentsuken sword of the skunk Susanoo.

Even Voldemort had to admit defeat in front of him; his broken Horcrux was nothing compared to the seal.

But this is a sick ninja world. Although technology has developed quite a bit, the survival of ninjas is still so backward, even sick.

Most of the most demonic people were born in Konoha, or were born under the instigation of some evil person in this world.

Whether it is the skunk who teamed up with Uchiha Obito to slaughter the entire clan, or Naruto who was hit by Kotoamatsukami at birth and whom everyone can forgive, from a normal person's perspective, they are both seriously ill.

No, I should say, they are all fucking sick.

As for Uchiha Obito?

He is the worst beast among beasts, the most insane person among the crazy ones. Not only did he kill his master and his mistress, he also teamed up with Uchiha Itachi to massacre the entire Uchiha clan.

Uchiha Itachi, that stinky skunk, is even more brain-dead. Uchiha Shisui knows what this stinky brother has done, so he lets him eat as much as he wants.

In the Uchiha clan, even in the ninja world, the most normal person with the most normal values, Jizo, was forced into a madman by him.

In the original work, he learned from Orochimaru and never killed innocent people. But after knowing the truth, he killed his companions. Even a normal person was driven crazy.

Black Zetsu?

He is just a good-for-nothing filial son with a foul mouth. The real idiot is Uchiha Madara, who believes in the stone tablet without a doubt and foolishly believes that Black Zetsu was created by him.

The real Uchiha naive Madara, Hashirama Senju committed suicide with a kunai, and he actually believed it.

Do you want to know about self-healing without seals?

Orochimaru pinched his brows, and his headache grew the more he thought about it.

No, we can’t stay in this shabby place like Konoha for long. We must find a way to escape!

You ninjas all have serious illnesses, so it should be okay for me to live in a town with ordinary people, right?

With the current development of technology and my ability, it is not impossible for me to become rich, let alone make a fortune.

Oh, if this is a dream, I wish I could wake up soon.

Orochimaru pinched her cheek hard, and the pain told her that this was not a dream, she really came to the world of Naruto. Whether she was willing to admit it or not, she was now Orochimaru, and a fucking gender-changed Orochimaru. It would be fine if he was not reincarnated from a corpse, but the most outrageous thing was that the Orochimaru in this world was originally a female!

Moreover, he had just graduated from the Ninja Academy and was assigned to the class led by the Third Hokage Sarutobi Hiruzen.

Unfortunately, there is no memory of Hiruko's existence, which means that the Guiya Luo technique does not exist.

It would be great if Beiluhu existed, his Guiya Luo technique is worth learning from... I can study it myself, because this kind of technique requires the loss of human lives.

No matter what, find a way to survive. If you die, you will have nothing. The First Ninja World War ended not long ago, and it is still safe in Konoha for now.

Find a way to improve your own strength, and then run away.

Orochimaru set a goal for himself, placed the glass box containing the white snake's slough on the table, and clasped his hands together to try to refine the chakra.

The chakra extraction went extremely smoothly. This body did not reject her at all, and the amount of chakra was several times more than before. With the current amount of chakra, it had far exceeded the level of a Chunin.

Compared with Hatake Kakashi who has a leakage buff, her chakra amount is currently similar to that of Hatake Kakashi who cannot close his Sharingan.

call--!

The wind was howling, and her black hair was fluttering in the wind.

She was very worried that her arrival would affect the ninjutsu mastered by Orochimaru, and might even affect the circulation of chakra. After all, if the soul and body are not compatible, they will be rejected by the body.

Regarding this point, Orochimaru's Reincarnation of the Dead, when his soul is reincarnated into the container, it will be rejected due to the mismatch of souls, which will greatly affect his own strength.

Fortunately, what she worried about did not happen.

Neither his mastery of ninjutsu nor the circulation of chakra in his body were affected by her arrival.

The ninja world is not peaceful. You never know when you will have to fight with ninjas when you go out on a mission. It would be too frustrating if you die at the hands of minions due to health problems.

It's almost time.

Orochimaru glanced at the time, tidied himself up a bit and rushed to the training ground. Sarutobi Hiruzen asked her to arrive before 9 o'clock, and if she left now, she would be able to reach the training ground at her speed.

It wasn't long after the First Ninja World War ended, and Konoha still looked a little bleak.

Orochimaru rushed to the training ground while observing the surrounding environment.

Orochimaru came to the training ground in the woods and walked towards Sarutobi Hiruzen who was standing in front of three wooden stakes. Sarutobi Hiruzen was still very young now, unlike the middle-aged man in the anime, and looked to be about thirty years old.

"Sarutobi-sensei."

"Orochimaru, you're here."

Sarutobi Hiruzen looked at Orochimaru who was walking towards him and smiled gently.

When Jiraiya arrived at the training grounds and saw Orochimaru standing next to Sarutobi Hiruzen, his eyes lit up and he smiled what he thought was a handsome smile. He said in surprise, "I thought I was the first one here! It turns out someone got here earlier than me!"

"Please introduce yourselves."

Sarutobi Hiruzen glanced at the taciturn Orochimaru and knew that if he didn't speak, the atmosphere would become awkward.

"Nice to meet you. My name is Jiraiya. Please take care of me. If you want to send me a love letter, please do so as soon as possible! Master Jiraiya is very popular!"

Jiraiya walked up to Orochimaru and pointed at himself with his thumbs up.

"Why should I send you a love letter?"

Orochimaru looked at Jiraiya, who was feeling good about himself, speechlessly and introduced himself: "My name is Orochimaru."

"Sarutobi-sensei."

When they heard footsteps, the three turned around and saw the person coming. The person had light yellow hair tied into a high ponytail and a pretty and lovely face. It was Tsunade.

"Wow!"

The moment Jiraiya saw Tsunade, his eyes lit up.

"This is Tsunade, who will form a trio with you..."

Before Sarutobi Hiruzen could finish his words, he saw Jiraiya walking quickly towards Tsunade.

"Nice to meet you. My name is Jiraiya. Please take care of me! I'll send you the love letter later!"

Jiraiya smiled at Tsunade, showing his big white teeth.

That sounds familiar... Do you say that to everyone?

There was a hint of contempt in Orochimaru's eyes when he looked at Jiraiya. She used to support Jiraiya and Tsunade, but now she felt that Jiraiya deserved that he couldn't pursue Tsunade.

If you linger in a place of debauchery, your kidneys might become useless long ago.

"Why would I have to give you something like that... Stop kidding me!"

Tsunade looked at Jiraiya with disdain, her tone became fierce, and she punched him away.

Sarutobi Hiruzen looked at Jiraiya who was knocked away by Tsunade's punch, and the corner of his mouth twitched.

Is that super strength? Wow, it's flying high.

Orochimaru looked up at Jiraiya who was spiraling up into the sky, and was surprised that Tsunade had mastered super strength at such a young age.

Come to think of it, isn't Jiraiya a little too precocious?

PS:

Speaking objectively, if anyone thinks that Uchiha Obito can be excused for killing Minato Namikaze and Kushina Uzumaki, and joining forces with Uchiha Itachi to slaughter the Uchiha clan, then I hope you become like them.

Don’t say that Danzo Shimura is the one to take the blame. Some of the blame lies with Danzo and he can’t get rid of it.

Also, don’t say that Jiraiya can walk through a field of flowers without getting a single leaf on him. If you really believe that, you might as well believe that I am Qin Shi Huang and give me money.

Volume 2: Chapter : The Battle for the Bells

boom--!

Jiraiya landed on his butt, his body twitching.

Sarutobi Hiruzen and Orochimaru looked at Jiraiya's disgusting posture and looked at Tsunade at the same time.

"I didn't use any force, he was just too weak!"

Tsunade said with a snort as she crossed her arms over her chest.

"What did you say!"

Jiraiya suddenly jumped up from the ground like a salted fish.

I have to say that the people in this world are really strong in their ability to withstand blows.

He was sent flying from such a high place by Tsunade's punch, but he was not hurt at all, just like nothing happened.

"cough!"

Sarutobi Hiruzen coughed lightly and stretched out his hand, attracting the attention of the three people. When he spread out his hands, two bells fell from his palms, shaking and making crisp sounds.

"There are two bells, and what they represent is..."

Sarutobi Hiruzen didn't continue speaking. He believed that they were smart enough to know what the consequences would be for those who failed to grab the bell.

"Will I be tied to a stake?"