The Great Detective of Gensokyo, but surrounded by Shura Field!

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Seeing that Fran was still in a bad mood, Chu Bai decided to take the initiative:

"Once upon a time there was a little pig who wanted to know what happiness was."

"So it went to ask the tiger, and the tiger said that happiness lies in a family being together."

"Then he went to ask the lion, and the lion said that happiness comes from having three wives and four concubines."

"It asked the leopard again, and the leopard said that having a healthy body is happiness."

The little pig happily went home and told his mother. His mother said, "Actually, you are the happiest today." The little pig asked, "Why?"

Fran also asked in confusion: "Why?"

Chu Bai chuckled: "Mother Pig explained that you're lucky to be able to come back alive! Look at those B people you asked, how damn dangerous it was!"

Fran: “?”

Sakuya: "???"

Chapter 48 At this time, Remi is on the way

Seeing Fran and Sakuya staring at each other, both of them seemed to have question marks in their minds.

Chu Bai thought his joke was not funny enough, so he quickly said again:

"Don't you understand? Then let me tell you another joke."

"A mother takes her son to see a psychiatrist."

"My mother said that my son has thought he was a hen for the past six months."

"The doctor asked her, 'It's been six months, why did you wait so long to see the doctor?'"

"My mother replied, 'Because our whole family is looking forward to eating eggs!'"

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha……"

Sakuya: "..."

Fran: “…”

“Hahaha… uh…”

Chu Bai laughed to himself for a long time.

He found that Sakuya and Fran were looking at him with pity, as if he were an idiot.

Chu Bai immediately took a breath of cold air:

"Even jokes of this level can't move you?"

"Then I'm going to use my ultimate move, listen carefully—"

"Recently, some unscrupulous vendors in the human world have been selling human organs under the guise of selling fruit!"

"Because just yesterday, I saw someone selling cherries, so I went over to try some."

"When I tasted the 100th one, the boss suddenly lowered his voice and asked me...Do you have any shame?"

Sakuya: "…………"

Fran: “…………”

Chu Bai: “…………”

The three of them just stared at each other silently.

The silence in the room was deafening, as if one could clearly hear everyone's heartbeat.

Until the end, Chu Bai fell to the ground with a plop, his whole body bent forward in frustration:

"I'm sorry, I have no sense of humor and can't tell jokes at all!"

Sakuya comforted him from the side:

"It's okay. If you take this as a challenge to not laugh, then you're still very successful..."

"Is there anyone as comforting as you? You're only making me sadder!"

……

Take a deep breath.

Chu Bai stood up again and decided to change his plan.

The overall goal is still to get closer to Fran, wait for Remi to wake up, and finally use this relationship to get the Golden Yao secret treasure.

In other words, as long as I can play with Fran during this time, it's fine.

Thinking of this, Chu Bai took out his laptop directly:

"Flan, do you want big brother to teach you how to play games?"

"play games?"

"Yes, this is a computer game. It's very exciting to play."

"Exciting game? Then I want to play it!"

Fulan successfully attracted Chu Bai's attention.

Sakuya secretly said to Chu Bai:

"Mr. Chu Bai, is it really appropriate to let the Second Young Lady play video games? Will she become addicted?"

Chu Bai smiled confidently:

"Don't worry, I'm watching."

"...It's because of you that I'm worried. After all, you're addicted to games for 20 hours a day, and your otaku mentality is almost as bad as Rinnosuke's."

Sakuya complained lightly, but she was also thinking about it in her heart.

Compared to destroying and killing people everywhere, the harm of being addicted to games is indeed much less.

Moreover, the Second Young Lady is a vampire herself, so even if she gets addicted to it, it doesn't seem to cause any harm to her body... Rather, she hopes that Fran can play games peacefully every day and avoid going out to cause trouble.

Sakuya finally felt relieved:

"Okay, I'll leave this to you."

"This is a specially made head maid's bell. If you need help, you can ring this bell and I will rush to the scene immediately."

"Ok, leave it to me."

Sakuya left the room and continued to clean up other places.

Chu Bai sat next to Fran and opened a simple racing game.

"Well first, let's try a simple racing game."

"Uh-huh!"

Fran nodded obediently and listened carefully to Chu Bai's teachings.

"This is the W key, this is the S key, and there are A and D keys, which control the direction of the car respectively."

"The spacebar is for drifting, and the F key next to it is for throwing props. For example, this banana peel can cause the opponent's car to malfunction..."

Chu Bai explained in detail.

Fran shook her head as she listened, nodding in agreement from time to time.

Until the end, when Chu Bai finished his introduction, she raised her hand:

"Big Brother, which button should I use to use Levatin?"

"Levartin, then I should press... eh? Levartin?"

"Yes."

Fran pointed at the game character on the screen:

"If we stab them all with Levatin before we set out, wouldn't we just win without even having to compete?"

"???"

Chu Bai was dumbfounded on the spot:

"I just came here to race, why did you stab me? Are you a monster?"

"I'm a vampire."

Fran showed off her cute little canine teeth:

"A pure-blooded vampire."

"........."

Looking at Fran's innocent expression, Chu Bai pressed his forehead hard.

It seems that this second young lady really lacks common sense.

But it doesn’t matter, there’s still a lot of time left.

Let him personally take Fran to experience the true meaning of the game, and by the way, instill in her some common sense that conforms to modern values!

……

After that, the man and the vampire were immersed in the world of the game.

It has to be said that when Fran is in a normal mental state, her comprehension ability is also quite high.

Although he stumbled at first, he soon caught up with Chu Bai's rhythm.

In just half an hour, she was able to skillfully control the car and no longer asked outrageous questions such as "Why don't you kill the players in advance" or "Why can you only throw banana peels and not nuclear bombs?"

Seeing that she had mastered the basic gaming skills, Chu Bai took her to experience many games again.

There are card-type games such as "Three Kingdoms", strategy-type games such as "Civilization 9", and open-world games such as "Give Him Love 5".

Of course, Fran enjoys playing action hack-and-slash games the most, such as "Adenrir Ring" and "Only Waves".

Perhaps because of her strong talent, Fran was even able to go out and kill the tree guard, and defeated Hatsumi Genichirō without any injury, which made Chu Bai exclaim in awe.

Soon, time passed by.

As the sun gradually sets, it gets darker.

Chu Bai yawned loudly. Seeing that it was almost dinner time, he felt very sleepy.

After all, he had a big battle with Patchouli during the day and played games with Fran for such a long time, even he could not bear it anymore.

"Flan, I'm going to take a nap first."

Chu Bai said to Fulan: "If your sister wakes up, remember to call me."

"Okay."

Fran nodded obediently.

After setting this human-shaped alarm clock, Chu Bai rolled his eyes, stretched out his legs, and fell asleep.

And after a while, Fran successfully defeated the old Isshin and achieved the Shura ending of "Zhilang".

She also yawned a little and felt a little sleepy.

After all, for vampires, being active during the day is equivalent to staying up all night, so they will definitely feel sleepy.