The Great Detective of Gensokyo, but surrounded by Shura Field!

Chapter 169 Give Gensokyo a little crazy shock!

“Don’t… don’t make a sound…”

"I'll be right...hiss...I'll be right..."

Chu Bai's eyes were burning, and as he was being watched, the speed of his hands' movements became even more intense.

Ji Haitangguo looked at the man in front of her in shock.

No buddy? Are all the perverts nowadays so stupid?

Don’t you dare to betray others when you do bad things?

Swish.

When he was so excited, Chu Bai even stood up.

Ji Haitangguo was startled, and hurriedly covered his eyes and took two steps back:

"Wow! Why did you suddenly stand up, you pervert?"

"Are you going to force me to watch that kind of messy stuff? You even want me to use my innocent little hands or even my thighs to help you do dirty and obscene things?"

"Although I did wear stockings today, I definitely won't go along with you, and I certainly won't succumb to your perverted tyranny! I have no choice. Although my fighting ability is not strong, I can only fight to the death at this point..."

"...Huh? What nonsense are you talking about?"

The continuous resistance finally diverted Chu Bai's attention.

The expected pungent smell and rogue attack did not appear, and Ji Haitangguo also opened his eyes slightly:

"Huh? Aren't you the unsatisfied pervert who sneaked into the newspaper office and did weird things with Wenwen's socks?"

"what?"

"Eh?"

"Uh?"

"........."

The two stared at each other.

It was Chu Bai who finally reacted and saw the socks in his hand. He immediately realized that this was another classic misunderstanding.

But just as he took a step forward to explain, Ah Guo was frightened again and was about to run out to call for help:

"Someone come...Mmmmm!"

Chu Bai quickly took out a gag and blocked her mouth, then expertly tied her up with a rope:

"Calm down, I'm not a bad person!"

What kind of good person would carry a ball gag and rope with him?

Is it possible that what we have to face next is…………(harmony)…………(interpersonal subsidy)…………

Ji Haitang was lost in thought when he saw Chu Bai take out Wenwen's keepsake and the Monster Mountain e-pass he had just given him.

"Here, look at this, can you calm down now?"

“…Huh? Hmm…”

The familiar token and pass finally calmed Aguo down a little.

Chu Bai quickly took off her gag and gave a detailed explanation.

After a long time, I finally made her let down her guard:

"I was so scared! I thought it was a pervert who had wandered here..."

"... Putting aside the perversion, it seems like you Tengu girls have very unhealthy thoughts. Is this some kind of corporate culture?"

Chu Bai narrowed his eyes slightly.

Ji Haitangguo looked away and took the initiative to change the subject:

"Well, anyway, you, the Chosen One of Slaanesh..."

"Ok??"

Seeing that Chu Bai was about to blush again, Aguo quickly changed his address:

"Oh, that's not right... Anyway, you, the famous detective, are here to help Wenwen watch the store?"

"Yes."

Chu Bai nodded:

"By the way, help her distribute newspapers for a few days, and find a way to increase the sales of Wenwen News."

Aguo blinked.

She actually has no interest in strangers, especially not in close contact with men.

But for some reason, when she calmed down, she could feel the strong and friendly aura from Chu Bai, which made her feel closer to him:

"Can you let me see what news you were writing?"

"sure."

Chu Bai handed over the manuscript quite generously.

Ah Guo looked down and immediately couldn't hold it in anymore...

【Wenwen News Special:】

A Brief Discussion on Lunch Boxes of the New Era: Delicious Socks for Girls!

[Hello everyone, this is the honest and upright Reimu-maru. ]

[As we all know, living things need oxygen. Even the most powerful warrior would not be able to survive without it.]

But what if a beautiful girl were willing to remove her flimsy socks and suffocate me with the still-warm fabric? What if a girl were to roughly block my nostrils with her fragrant socks?

So today, I want to explore girls’ socks in detail, which are also known as lunch boxes that many people dream of…

Ji Haitangguo: “????”

After just reading the beginning, she started sweating on the spot:

"No, Mr. Chu Bai...are you really planning to publish such an article?"

"Of course, otherwise why would I write it."

Chu Bai took back the manuscript and gave a thumbs-up confidently:

"After all, I'm a man who wants to do something big. I want to make a million in five days, so how can I do it without some gimmicks?"

"And titles like the deliberately exaggerated UC Shock Department have already been used by Wenwen, so using them now won't have much effect."

"So let's just go big and promote some crazy literature!"

Aguo wiped the sweat from his forehead:

"But this is a newspaper. It needs to have specific content. You can't just keep going crazy, right?"

"That's not the case."

Chu Bai said affirmatively:

"I do have some content, if you don't believe me, just keep reading."

Hearing this, Ah Guo continued to look down...

[…After years of personal experience and careful tasting, I finally discovered some patterns.]

For example, the socks of a girl with a tsundere personality usually have a light fruity scent, such as citrus. On the other hand, the socks of a quiet and gentle girl often have a light floral scent.

[As for people with cheerful personalities who are active, their sock tastes are also diverse. Although it's hard to tell, the overall taste is like breathing in the scent of sunshine...]

"What kind of content is this?"

Aguo's face turned red:

"This, this, this, this... this is immoral and outrageous!"

Chu Bai shook his finger:

"Aguo, you are still too young."

"In a place like Gensokyo, which is a bit conservative, this kind of crazy literature that lets people vent freely is exactly what people like."

"And I've also marked this as a special edition, different from regular news. If it's really criticized, you can always delete this section."

"This...this...you...I..."

Ji Haitangguo hesitated for a long time.

Finally he put the newspaper down and said weakly:

"Forget it, Wenwen gave you the authorization anyway, so just do whatever you want."

"But I've warned you that publishing this kind of article will significantly damage your reputation, so you'd better think carefully."

"Don't worry about that."

Chu Bai said confidently:

"After all, I published it under the name Wenwen, so it won't have any impact on my reputation..."

"???"

Aguo twitched his eyes:

"No wonder you don't care. It turns out it's not your signature at all!"

"...Hey, chummy?"

"Stop forcing yourself to be cute, you bastard!"

……

……

at the same time.

Reimu Marufumi is still on the way to hell.

She was not worried about the situation at the newspaper at all, and she had great confidence in Chu Bai's abilities.

With Chu Bai's level, he can definitely increase the sales of the newspaper significantly, and at the same time improve the newspaper's reputation.

"Mr. Chu Bai, you will definitely not let me down, right?"

With this in mind, Wenwen continued to fly forward with confidence...

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ps1: I have passed the interview, so I have to get busy again...

For example, today, we need to prepare for the qualification review, and all kinds of materials must be complete.

Chapter 170: Yakumo Yukari is injured! A strange atmosphere at the summer night festival!

Just like that, the fresh newspaper came out.

In addition to the standard gossip and tabloids of Wenwen News, there are also creative short articles in Chu Bai's unique style.

Ji Haitangguo was prepared to have fun, after all, she really couldn't imagine that any reader would be interested in this kind of thing.

The result was unexpected, the sales of the newspaper actually increased?

Although most people were complaining, some of them actually took out their wallets and took out some money while complaining?

So Aguo, who was puzzled, used his unique ability of telepathy to collect people's communications.

She also managed to learn about part of the conversation at the newsstand in the human world.

"Fuck, this is too outrageous..."

“This content is really difficult to hold.”