"Sure enough, they're using me to experiment with the comic's plot."

Chu Baixu narrowed his eyes:

"And honestly, you're not suited to being a charming and seductive character. You'd better just be a good comedian in Gensokyo."

"Who wants to be a comedian? I'm quite dignified!"

Remi took a deep breath and forced herself to suppress the urge to complain.

She kicked Chu Bai lightly with some dissatisfaction, and then she spoke again:

"I'm a little interested in the dating plots in comics."

"So, come on a date with me. Consider it the price of my help tonight."

Look at her acting like a young lady.

Chu Bai immediately revealed a very comfortable expression:

"That's right, that's right now."

"...Are you some kind of Shake Aimu?"

Looking at Chu Bai's reaction, Remi showed a look of disgust.

As a result, Chu Bai became even more excited.

Remi: “???”

There's something wrong with this guy!

It turns out that the real pervert hidden among people is actually the guy in front of me!

"Hey, it's just a joke to lighten the atmosphere, don't take it seriously."

Seeing that Remi had taken out Gungnir and seemed to be aiming at his butt, Chu Bai quickly regained his composure.

He naturally took Remi's hand, and said, as if he were an old father holding his daughter's hand:

"Then, our late-night date in the human world has officially begun!"

"I just hope I don't die suddenly on the way..."

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Chapter 161: A confession from Shenqi? Alice: That's awesome! (4.3K)

"One day and one night in Gensokyo, the moonlight entered the house, and I happily set out on my journey."

"Chu Bai hadn't slept yet either, so they were walking together in the crowd..."

Under the silent night sky.

Remi pretended to be a cultured person, shaking her head and chanting.

Chu Bai opened his mouth without any grace:

"yawn--"

"...What? It's so boring."

Remi looked at Chu Bai beside her:

"Being able to accompany me on a date is a blessing many people only dream of. Why are you acting so bored and lazy?"

Chu Bai gave a thumbs up:

"Because the young lady's beauty is intoxicating, I was already drunk after just a few glances."

Remi's eyes suddenly widened in horror.

How could that low EQ Chu Bai actually say such a sentence?

Could it be that this guy is actually an imposter?

"Huh? What's wrong with you?"

Chu Bai was a little surprised to see Remi's shocked expression:

"Why do you look like Joseph has seen a JO extreme creature? Did I say something wrong just now?"

"No, no..."

Remi quickly said:

"I'm just shocked by your speaking skills. You've been in Gensokyo for a few months now, and it seems your emotional intelligence has improved quite rapidly."

"Of course."

Chu Bai gave a thumbs up:

"I've been through a lot of training, and my experience points are growing rapidly. You can even call me an EQ master."

"I wouldn't be so unromantic as to bring up something like the faint traces of saliva at the corners of your mouth."

"??? Hasn't this been brought up yet?"

Even though they were just complaining to each other which was meaningless.

But Remi's heartbeat had actually secretly quickened.

Chu Bai was holding her hand and had just said such a provocative word. Coupled with the friendly aura he exuded, Remi really felt this blushing and heartbeating feeling for the second time.

As for when was the first time?

Of course, it was when Chu Bai accidentally took away her first kiss. It was much more exciting when they were entangled back and forth with each other than now.

...Damn it, why is my body suddenly a little hot? I need to think about something else and calm down! As a vampire noble, I absolutely cannot make such a fool of myself in front of others!

Remi had complicated feelings, but Chu Bai's thoughts were much simpler.

He was on a date with Remi just as if he was taking his daughter shopping. After all, Remi's petite appearance made it impossible for him to think of anything wrong.

Just like when he accidentally caused the students in his class to orgasm, his first thought was that his abilities were out of control, rather than using his body to help them regain consciousness.

Even in the second dimension, if you practice Bronze casually, you will be punished by Iron Fist.

……

……

Because the battle just now took place in the sky above the people.

So the two of them crashed directly onto the village street, which was extremely convenient.

Because it was late at night, the streets were quite deserted and there were almost no villagers wandering around.

But as a product of the development of the new era, there are still some scattered lights in the night market of Renli Development Zone.

Chu Bai brought Remi to the night market and immediately spoke:

"Wow, it's a goldfish stall. Miss, come and get some goldfish, okay?"

Remi took a quick glance:

"I'm not interested. Let's look at other attractions."

Chu Bai looked around again and spoke again:

"Wow, it's a goldfish stall. Miss, come and get some goldfish, okay?"

Remi turned her head slightly:

"I already told you I'm not interested. This is a childish game only someone of Fran's age would enjoy. Go find a shop that's worthy of my status."

Chu Bai nodded and said with a smile:

"Wow, it's a goldfish stall. Come and catch some goldfish, Miss..."

"Hey, where did you get this repeater?"

Remi finally couldn't hold it anymore:

"I've said the same thing three times in a row! And even in dating scenes in comics, no couple would go fishing for goldfish in the middle of the night!"

Chu Bai couldn't help but complain:

"Because at this time, the only entertainment activity in the village is scooping goldfish! Don't you see what time it is? The normal villagers have already gone to bed!"

"Even the person running this goldfish stall isn't a normal person, but a disguised monster!"

Remi took a closer look and finally found the clue.

The only thing left on the street was a small goldfish scooping shop, owned by a red-haired girl. Even with a concealing spell cast, one could still sense the aura of a youkai around her.

The red-haired girl immediately smiled:

"It turns out to be the famous Mr. Chu Bai and Miss Remi from the homosexual house."

"My name is Flame Cat Lin, and I'm a subordinate of Lord Jue of the Earth Spirit Hall. Because I'm competing with Mr. Chu Bai for sales, Lord Jue has sent me to the Earth to find a way to make money."

"I'm currently running a midnight fish-catching stall in the style of the Earth Spirit Temple. 50% of the goldfish I sell are real, live goldfish."

"???"

Chu Bai slowly typed out a string of question marks:

"Does that mean the other half are ghost goldfish? There's no way we can fish them out!"

Facing Chu Bai's questioning.

Flame Cat Lin pondered for a moment, then suddenly tilted his head and stuck out his tongue:

"...Hey, chummy?"

"Rather than being cute, I hope you can sell goldfish well!"

Chu Bai and Remi would certainly not try such an obvious scam.

Seeing this, Ah Lin quickly launched another project:

"In fact, in addition to scooping up goldfish, we also have a target shooting competition for a soft opening in our store."

"Everyone has ten chances to shoot at the target. If you hit all the targets, you will win the grand prize, which is a super cute limited edition Kaku-sama fumo."

Chu Bai just found this target shooting game quite interesting when he saw the cat add:

"Of course, 50% of the targets are in ghost form and cannot be targeted by darts..."

"Why does the target also have to be in ghost form!"

This time it was finally Remi's turn to complain:

"Can't you just do your business properly?"

Ah Lin blinked:

"Because if it were all physical, it wouldn't reflect the style of the Earth Spirit Hall..."

"It's better not to show that kind of underworld style!"

Remi let out a long breath. The continuous complaints made her feel quite tired.

So she pointed directly at the target shooting game and said:

"Then let me try my hand first. The prizes don't matter. At least I have fun."

"No problem, dear~"

Ah Lin handed over ten darts with a smile and quickly set up the target.

Remi stretched out her hand confidently, took aim casually, and threw the dart in her hand.

whoosh-

hit.

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