Zongman, can you be immortal with me for the rest of your life?

"Bang!" The steel pipe and the baseball bat collided, and the other man was also hit on the forehead by Kerry's elbow. Han Xiong bent over and rushed into Kerry's arms. The electric shock device in his hand flashed with electric light and made a "click! click!" sound, which was directly pressed on the hospital gown inside Kerry's coat.

When he found that the stun gun had hit Chris and his body began to tremble, the man's expression changed and he raised his head with a bit of ferocity, wanting to see the scene of this kid foaming at the mouth because of their thing which was more powerful than the Metropolitan Police Department's stun gun.

When he raised his head, he unexpectedly met Kerry's wide-open eyes, and the next moment, he found that Kerry opened his mouth.

"Bilibili! Cheers!"

The human body's bioelectric signals should be unable to control the body at all when being electrocuted, and the muscles and nerves cannot move. However, the person in front of him actually raised his elbow and hit the man's head with a crackling sound.

"Bang!" Another person knelt down. Kerry kicked the person kneeling in front of him away, shook his numb body, and looked at the man with the flashlight and the man holding the steel pipe with a confused look on his face.

He took a step back unconsciously, and the steel pipe in his hand almost fell to the ground. A feeling of fear crept into the man's heart.

Is that still human? This thought instantly crossed the minds of the two people watching Kree's actions.

Not only them, but even Kazuma, who was too cowardly to come over, was staring blankly.

No, man? Even if you don't die, doesn't it hurt?

Looking at the two stunned people, Kerry started running along the rocky river bank.

They swallowed their saliva with their throats rolling. Fear overcame their rationality at this moment. They turned around and ran away without caring about anything else.

He's an expert! Everyone, retreat!

Kerry was planning to continue the pursuit, but suddenly he heard the wailing of police sirens.

The other group of people seemed to be very surprised as well. After hearing the sound, they were so nervous that they even ignored the wounded on their side and retreated to the car.

"Tsk! This isn't right. When will the Japanese police arrive at the scene before something happens?"

With a click of his tongue, Kerry looked around and ran away.

...

Half an hour later.

Kerry washed his hands in the river and sighed as he looked at his phone whose signal had disappeared.

The kind person who gave him the phone must have cancelled his SIM card, taken out the SIM card and thrown it into the river. Kerry sat by the river and breathed a sigh of relief.

"Um, Kerry, are you okay?" Kazuma, who ran here with Kerry because he didn't understand the situation, couldn't help but ask when he saw Kerry's calm look.

"It's okay." After washing the blood, Kerry looked back at Sato Kazuma.

He Zhenzhen was about to use this as an opportunity to continue asking about the supernatural events that happened to him, but at this time, Chris looked at him and slapped his thigh in grief.

"Ah! With this kind of 2D super expansion, shouldn't my teammates be beautiful girls?

Not to mention the hardworking people in the fan fiction world, Yukinoshita Yukino, Shinomiya Kaguya, Yotsuya Miko, it should also be Daisho-sensei, Nagasaki Suyo, Pochi-chan and others! Why you? 2

If this were a light novel, I wouldn't even read it if I had a boyfriend!"

Kazuma was stunned by Keri's words, and then he looked unhappy.

"Hey, hey! What do you mean? Isn't Yotsuya Miko the famous beautiful girl from the next class in my junior high school? Who are the rest of them?"

Besides, how can women compare to friendships between men? When I read light novels, I get sick of all those formulaic love lines and all those lucky pervert incidents!

At this point, Sato Kazuma paused, as if thinking of his previous experience, and spoke again

“That’s what I wanted to say!

I was about to become some chosen hero! I was supposed to be going to another world to start a harem! But I was suddenly pulled back and roasted! And then I showed up next to you out of nowhere! And you're still not happy!

Byd, I hate watching female love stories in the 2D world. If I travel through time and space, I can’t have a harem, right?

Hearing what Kazuma said, Keri shook his finger.

"No, no, you should be thankful that I saved you. There are many worlds out there that are scamming people. Be careful of anything that might trick you into suffering in another world."

"Heh! What are you talking about? That's another world after all!"

As a veteran otaku, Sato Kazuma, who was actually a social loser who dropped out of school to become a otaku before he was scared to death, let out an unwilling roar.

"There are elves! Orcs! Beautiful girls of all different races. This is our paradise! As long as these elements are there, even if the beginning is a little difficult, it doesn't matter! Even if it's a not-so-good world, I'm happy with it! You said there are worlds where you can deceive people, and even if you are deceived, you are still a hero, right?"

He Zhen, who had not yet experienced the life without electronic products, air conditioning, and the destruction of work, spoke out.

"Indeed, all the elements you mentioned are present, and you were indeed a hero in the past." Kerry nodded.

"What's there to be afraid of? You've deprived me of the chance to enjoy my second life!" Kazuma clenched his fists.

"I heard that the Emperor has been pretending to be a beautiful girl lately, tricking people from other worlds into coming to Warhammer 40k to serve as Astartes."

The old 2D artist Sato Kazuma's scalp tightened suddenly, and he stepped forward and patted Kerry's shoulder with emotion.

"Thank you, Kerry."

Chapter 5: High-quality answers

Then Kazuma asked Kerry about the chat room that suddenly appeared in his mind and why he suddenly appeared.

Then I got Kerry's Baidu high-quality answer "I don't know".

The two discussed, researched and experimented together, and agreed that the bonfire mentioned in the chat room was Kerry. Perhaps everyone in the chat room could be resurrected by Kerry's side after death.

After Kazuma excitedly found something to cut his finger, he regretfully discovered that he did not have the strange recovery ability like Keri. The two chatted for a while, and after finding that there was indeed nothing to discover, Kazuma stood up.

Probably, Kazuma is an immortal, and Keri is from Penglai.

"OK! It seems like we're not going to get anywhere if we continue talking like this. What are your plans next?"

"I'm going to find a place to stay for the night, and then try to figure out how to investigate the group of people who came here today. They actually arrested people in a modern metropolis, and they were so proactive. It's really interesting."

Kerry touched his chin and gave an answer.

"Hmm! I see, very cool!" Kazuma nodded and gave Kerry a thumbs up.

"You're immortal, and you want to fight crime. Maybe you'll become a superhero in Tokyo! Then we ordinary residents can live in peace. So! Garner! I'm going home first!"

Kazuma said this while smiling and turning around, taking a step forward, ready to leave as if nothing had happened.

There are plural words in Japanese, and Kazuma walked forward as if he didn't hear Kerry's "we".

"Well! Go ahead. I'm sure your family will thank Amaterasu after they look at your urn and your death certificate and then at you."

Kerry didn't even turn his head, but the sound of the footsteps stopping also stopped.

"Haha! Even though I won't be able to find a proper job or pay for insurance in the future, as long as I talk to my family nicely, they won't mind letting me stay here, right? As long as I don't leave the room, even if the relatives who attended my funeral come over, it won't be a problem, right? Even if I don't have a numbered card and can't get one to ride the train, it's still okay...right? Right?"

Kazuma's tone was quite high at the beginning, but gradually became lower towards the end.

After a while, Kerry found that Kazuma sat next to him and looked at the river.

Although Japan does not have identity cards, it did introduce a numbered card system after administrative adjustments in 16. Furthermore, for someone who has already obtained a death certificate, many things become inconvenient, including being unable to take the train. This alone can turn Kazuma's journey home into a long hike, and he has no way of calling the police like a missing person.

It can't be said that a kind-hearted passerby named Chris resurrected him, right?

The Japanese police, whose name does not have the word "people" in the prefix, will not believe his nonsense.

Kazuma looked at the river in silence, and felt deeply what it meant to have a home but not be able to return.

Finally, Kazuma sighed.

"Alas! Who made me get hit by a car while trying to save a little girl?

It’s good enough to be alive again.”

As he spoke, Kazuma's face showed a melancholy expression, with the corners of his mouth slightly raised, as if he was saying that life is just like this.

"Weren't you scared to death by a tractor? It was all reported on the news."

Kerry replied.

Nani?!

Although I had already known what happened from the blue-haired dandruff goddess, I never expected that such a thing would be on the news.

Why can't the NHK report on national affairs? Why does it need to be so clear about it?

Kazuma, who failed in his attempt to appear gloomy, grabbed Kerry's shoulders and shook them, letting out the same wail as Kerry.

"Ahhh! Why aren't you a beautiful girl? It would be so nice if Liulang were with a beautiful girl!"

During the shaking, something Kerry had placed in his jacket pocket fell out.

Kazuma squatted down and picked it up out of curiosity.

"Oh! Affiliated with the University of Tokyo..."

Looking at the words "Dangerous Mental Patient" on the hospital number board.

Sato Kazuma looked up at Kerry, then looked at the hospital number card.

"You picked up this sign, right..."

Looking up, Kazuma noticed the hospital gown underneath Krina's coat.

Kerry: "..."

"Right?"

Kazuma covered his head and sat down on the ground dejectedly.

Hehe! Hehehe! That's great! From now on, not only can I not watch anime, play games, or use the air conditioning, but I'll also have to rely on my family to support me like a NEET! I also have to go out and be a homeless person, and the person I'm with is a mentally ill man!

Tears flowed down.

"Give me back my legal homicide certificate." Kerry took the badge back and put it in another pocket where it would not fall out easily.

Just as he was about to collapse, Kazuma suddenly heard a gurgling sound.

The sound came from his stomach. At this time, Kazuma, who had been paying attention to his own situation due to the sudden change, realized that he was hungry.

Kerry also frowned because he also felt a little hungry.

But Chris felt something was wrong, because it had not been long since he ate the strange fish on the river bank.

Kerry touched the wallet given to him by a kind person in his pocket, and thought with regret that he was unable to pick up the items dropped by those suspected gangsters because he heard the sirens just now.

"Let's go to some convenience stores that close late. Maybe they can get bento at half price."

...

On a bench in front of a 24-hour convenience store not far from the riverbank, next to the night shift delivery truck, Chris and Sato Kazuma were eating their bento with chopsticks.

The truly cost-effective bento boxes were snapped up by office workers and nearby housewives just before they were discounted to 5 cents.

5% off is % off, which is also the lowest discount that convenience stores offer for bento boxes, which are difficult to sell after the day of sale.

At this time, what both of them had in their hands were pure leftover goods that no one wanted even though they were on sale.

"Damn it! Who on earth came up with this thing called a fat-reducing bento?! Is anyone actually going to buy this?

And isn't this just a hamburger bento without the hamburger and most of the rice?! And it's still so expensive!

Kazuma complained as he stuffed his mouth with the damn tomato, lettuce and rice.

Kerry moved his chopsticks slowly.

But after Kerry finished half of the lunch box, he frowned.

At the same time, Sato Kazuma, who had already finished the entire bento, also looked puzzled.

"I... I still feel very hungry... It's strange that I eat so much, it should be enough for me." While scratching his head embarrassedly, Kazuma cast a hopeful look at Kerry.

Kerry also had this feeling, which was very strange. There was clearly a taste and he could clearly feel it, but after eating it, it was the same as not eating it. Not only was the feeling of hunger the same as not eating it, but it was even more obvious.

Kerry suddenly remembered that before the chat room appeared, the extra message in his mind seemed to mention some curse of hunger.

With a skeptical attitude, Chris finished the grotty bento in a few bites, took out another 1000 yen, and went to the store to buy two rice balls.

After eating quickly, the two looked at each other, and the feeling of hunger continued.

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Chapter 6 Big...Brother!

A famous gourmet once said that humans have three major desires.

Desire for sleep, appetite, sexual desire.

Appetite, as a desire that is relatively easy to satisfy in modern society, rarely bothers modern people.