Zongman, can you be immortal with me for the rest of your life?

Kazuma tapped his fingers and asked the student in an interrogative manner, while looking down at the cabinet. However, there were only some daily necessities in the cabinet of this room.

"No...nothing. We just discussed cooking knowledge with the seniors."

The student spoke timidly.

Thinking that there would be no evidence here anyway, the student decided to resist the pressure to the end.

Then the students saw that Kerry took out a knife, cut open a cushion on the floor in the room, and then picked up a handkerchief from the room and took out a handful of bullet-like things from his pocket and stuffed them into the cushion.

"Teacher! What are you doing?!"

The students were very confused.

"I'm cosplaying as an American police officer." Kerry said and nodded.

Then he paused after finishing his words, and then looked shocked.

“What?! You actually hid something this dangerous in the dorm’s cushions? Kazuma, come and see!”

Kazuma also pretended to have just seen it and shouted in shock.

"What's going on? You guys are really good at hiding this thing! Tell me! What are you doing bringing such a dangerous item to school?"

Then both of them turned to look at the students.

"No, in this situation we must strike hard!"

"Yes, give us your parents' contact information. We must talk to him about what you have been doing at school!"

The student was horrified. He had never seen such a scene before.

No! Are you guys not hiding your slander from people now?

In fact, Kazuma and Kerry were just testing the waters casually. If the students really didn't react, they would stop and ask the school to reimburse them for a mat.

"What's wrong?!"

As a result, the next moment after the two of them made a noise, the dormitory aunt pushed open the door and walked in.

He came in looking very anxious.

"Teachers, what did you find?"

But the moment the dormitory aunt opened the door, both Kerry and Kazuma's expressions changed.

They smelled it, they smelled it, a fragrance coming from outside the dormitory along the corridor.

Kerry and Kazuma said nothing. Kerry put the bullets back into his pocket, and the two of them wanted to rush out with flashlights.

But at this moment, the dormitory aunt suddenly blocked their way.

And those students suddenly stopped us.

"Teacher, what's wrong? What did you find?"

"Why is the school like this? Even if it's Totsuki, this is an invasion of student privacy. We're going to report you to the Academic Affairs Office! If there were any girls who came out to the hall without knowing about this sudden inspection and accidentally saw something, would you be responsible?"

"That's right. After all, I am the heir of Watanabe Wagashi. Totsuki is too disrespectful to his students!"

The noisy crowd blocked the way for the two of them.

Seeing the crowd blocking the door, Kerry pulled out his gun without hesitation, turned on the safety and fired a shot at the floor.

"boom!"

The noisy voices fell completely silent after this movement.

The students stared blankly at Kerry who pointed the gun at them.

Everyone looked at Kerry's pistol, then looked at the bag behind Kerry, which they thought was a guitar bag, and swallowed their saliva.

No...this isn't an American school, is it?!

While the crowd was stunned, Keri and Kazuma rushed in directly.

During this time, several people seemed to react and anxiously tried to stop Kerry and the other two.

However, the difference in strength caused their interception to fail, and they were quickly rushed out by Kerry and Kazuma.

The other people looked at each other anxiously.

"How to do?"

One of them had a gloomy look on his face.

"No, if the matter of the God's messenger is exposed, we will all be finished! Let's go quickly! Even if they die here..."

But when that person turned around, he saw a few people who were silent.

He suddenly became anxious.

"What are you thinking? Pretending to have nothing to do with this?"

No one spoke, but no one moved either. He immediately pounded his arm in frustration.

At this time, Kerry and Kazuma rushed out of the house, immediately turned on the flashlight, and rushed in one direction following the smell.

After a few steps, I came to a bush.

There was a pond in front, and a terrifying shadow appeared under the light of the flashlight.

The greenish skin resembles that of a fish or a frog, and the protruding, flat eyes, like those of a fish, move up and down in their eye sockets.

P.S.: It will be on the shelves tomorrow and will be updated soon. QAQ, can you guys who support the book give me a first order?

If there is no first order! Watasi! 35

Remarks on the launch!

It will be on the shelves tomorrow. First of all, thank you all for reading this far.

Thank you so much, meow!

Unlike the previous book, this one is quite emotional.

Those in the old book club know that this book was not like this at the beginning. It was intended to directly take advantage of the popularity, and in addition to the current version, the first contractor in the first two versions was Toyokawa Shoko.

And I did make this preparation, but no matter how I wrote it in the end, it felt that Xiangzi was so miserable. If I let Chris give orders to Xiangzi, would he be scolded? So I simply replaced him with someone who could serve as a servant and would not be scolded.

Of course, both I and everyone know that if my first contractor was Xiangzi, the performance as a commercial work would definitely be much better.

Moreover, the first dungeon was about an unpopular creature like the ghoul. To be honest, the first dungeon was originally planned to be about a tauren butter, the village where all women were raped.

At that time, I even found a monster from a horror movie to be the boss, but in the end I still wanted to write a story like this.

And I really can't find a logical way to let Xiangzi get away with it without being wronged.

So I am really grateful that everyone can accept it and read this far.

Then answer three questions that everyone asks most often.

First of all, there is Toyokawa Shoko. Shoko will join the team, but he will be led by the spirit body, and they will be brothers in the physical body.

Then there is the issue of the love line. There will be love scenes, but as I said, they will be different from the traditional sense.

Everyone knows that my love line is a mess, and they are afraid that it will affect the viewing experience. You can rest assured that there is no mess, because I know that I will not touch it if I am not good at it. There will also be no corny love line scene descriptions. Things like falling in love with Kerry are only heavyweight and against the will of heaven.

For example, spying, surveillance, following, kneeling down and begging people not to leave, basement and so on.

By the way, here’s a spoiler: besides Teacher Daisho, there are two female characters who may interact with him next: Tomie Kawakami and Yuno Agatsuma.

In fact, we originally planned to play the yandere Sucrose, but when we asked in the group, everyone said, who are those?

The copy selections in the future may be a bit offbeat, but there will also be mainstream ones, such as horror movies, Cthulhu, and Squeeze Ward. I feel that many people have seen them, but I'm not sure. In fact, many of these books have a lot of gods, ghosts, and monsters in the background.

() In fact, the author is an avid horror movie fan who watches every new horror movie released every year, regardless of whether it is a bad movie or not.

It has become a bit long without me noticing, but I won’t be pitiful. There will definitely be some exciting and thrilling stories later.

Brother teammates will not dismantle it, and will guard the poison point strictly.

By the way, QAQ, gentlemen who support books, please give me a first order, so that I can have some confidence.

Thank you so much for staying with me for so long!

I'll leave you with a suspense. I'm sure you've guessed that the third book is related to housing and town associations.

But I have actually already written the reason for the fourth incident before, but I don’t know if anyone can guess it.

By the way, let me tell you again about my plan for burst updates. I will update 5 chapters in three days, 4 chapters in two days, and then I will update 3 chapters in the future unless I take a leave. However, friends who have read it before should know that I only took one day off to go to the hospital in the month when the last book was completed. Otherwise, even if I took a leave, I would update one less chapter because I was busy with something else.

Actually, I had wanted to wait until the show was broadcast before writing about Xiangzi’s first incident, but when I calculated it, it would take at least four or five hundred chapters.

Finally! Oh no! If it weren't for you all! Watasi!

55

Chapter 55: Who lives in the big pineapple in the deep sea?

In the spring, you can hear the faint chirping of insects and birds in the mountains, and at night, a few petals of cherry blossoms occasionally fall in the wind.

Rushing out of the wooden house in the woods, the pale light in Chris's hand shone on the dark pond.

The pool water reflected a sparkling light because of the strong light, and at the edge of the lake in the center of the light, a person dressed as a student was covering his eyes because of the sudden brightness.

And below the student, in the center of the light, black dorsal fins expanded and then quickly retracted.

A pair of big eyes reflecting yellow light seemed to look back in the direction of the oncoming person because of the sudden strong light. The huge mouth with sharp teeth that was neither human nor fish opened and closed, causing the gills beside the ears to open and close and make a strange sound.

And when it really turned its head, as if stimulated by the strong light, it raised its webbed claws in the dark water to block the light, and then disappeared on the shore of the pond.

Everything happened extremely quickly, in less than a second at most, but that scene made the two people who rushed out stop instantly.

The aroma gradually faded as the shadow disappeared into the water, just like hiding delicious food under tinfoil.

"Then...what is that?"

Kazuma rubbed his eyes in disbelief. When he saw that thing, he felt his sanity was hit.

"Oh no! Is R'lyeh really going to issue household registration books to students?"

Kerry originally wanted to say a name directly, but he was afraid that the pronunciation would attract attention or a strong reaction from people around him in the current situation, so he held it back.

While the two were talking, the frightened student rolled into the grass and disappeared into the woods in an instant.

The two of them ignored the student who had escaped, and instead stared at the not-so-big pond.

Sweeping the flashlight left and right, I found that the longest point of this oval pond was only about 20 meters.

But it was not clear. Under the light of the flashlight, the pond of unknown depth was only filled with black mud rolling up from the bottom, but there was no shadow, which might be an illusion.

"I...what should we do now?"

Kazuma asked, feeling a bad feeling in his heart.

Last time we wanted to see why a homeless person was kidnapped, and this time we want to see if there is anything unusual in the school so that we can give everyone a big meal, right?

When Kazuma was anxious, he saw Kerry took out his cell phone.

"You...what do you want to do?"

"I'm going to film the first high-definition video of water monkeys in human history for netizens in a neighboring country, then @ a certain YouTuber, and post it on a US UMA enthusiast forum, set up a pay-per-view feature, and make millions."

Kerry turned on the camera with great interest.

"Goodbye, let's find a solution quickly! How do we deal with that thing? We..."

When Kazuma asked this, he was not asking everyone whether they should contact the museum or inform Senzaemon first.

Instead, the question is how can we kill this thing and delay the onset of hunger?

Kerry obviously understood what Kazuma meant, as he touched his chin.

"Let's find something conductive and launch a full-scale assault on the pond.

Maybe this is some rare ingredient, and we can get a bonus if we give it to Nakiri Senzaemon."

At this time, the group of students and dormitory manager who came out to find out something was wrong and asked about this were all pale.

They thought they would see two figures running for their lives with their hands raised like crazy because of excessive fear.