Zongman, can you be immortal with me for the rest of your life?

No! No! No!

Now it has come to this! Now it has come to this, there is only one way! That is to make a loud noise and cover up the past!

"Kerry, I want to challenge you!"

"what?"

In fact, after getting off the plane, Kerry heard from Lihua that Xiangzi was killing monsters in the mountains, and wanted to come over to share the experience points, so he tilted his head in confusion.

Having said that, Xiangzi suddenly felt some confidence in his heart!

Yes! All the lessons I've learned these days weren't in vain! Martial arts! Tactics! The power of Akagi!

My progress is unimaginable, definitely greater than Kerry who became stronger simply by killing monsters!

At this time, as long as Kerry is defeated, not only can the current embarrassing situation be overcome!

It can also wash away the humiliation of being ruthlessly beaten 9-0 last time. After winning, I will also cover my mouth with the back of my hand and say: "Trash! Trash!"

...Maybe I can get his approval!

There seemed to be fire burning in his golden pupils, and Xiangzi expressed his thoughts again.

"I challenge you! Take your pick between the scissors over there and the ivory."

Xiangzi climbed up, looking confident.

Kerry looked a little strange.

"It doesn't matter. I can do without weapons."

Kerry shrugged, not knowing what Xiangzi was talking about.

But Kerry never cared.

"Hmph, don't underestimate the enemy. See my first move first! You can come after that!"

When Xiangzi saw that he was looked down upon again, he became completely furious.

He raised his tusk and rushed forward with a storm after Keri nodded.

Good! Watch me grow!

"call……"

Xiangzi moved forward and was surprised to see that Kerry didn't move at all when his attack hit his face. However, he didn't find any signs of deception and continued.

She noticed that Kerry maintained an even breathing, his chest rising and falling, as if he was preparing for something!

Forget it! Whatever preparations are needed! Look at mine!

A ripple from Kerry hit Xiangzi's ivory, and the weapon in Xiangzi's hand flew out directly.

Quack!

"what happened?"

Xiangzi, who was flying backwards, looked at Kerry in astonishment as he put down the stick that had lost its potential energy, and then flexed his fists and feet.

No! No way! It's impossible!

Haven't I already learned the Akagi Hakuba technique? Isn't this place right next to the Akagi Shrine? Should I receive the most comprehensive blessing?

How could this happen? Don't I have the blessing of the Thousand-Footed God? Didn't I just defeat an evil god alone?

Haven’t I been working hard, practicing day and night, and shedding countless tears and sweat?

No! Something must have gone wrong! Try again!

This time, Xiangzi did not use any weapons and somersaulted up from the ground!

Power! Come out!

Her whole body flashed with a faint white light and she rushed towards Kerry!

"Give it to me!"

"Snapped!"

A punch hit Xiangzi's lower abdomen, and Xiangzi couldn't help but almost spit out his saliva and tongue.

Wow!

There was confusion in his golden eyes, and Xiangzi flew backwards again!

How could this happen?!

Xiangzi struggled to get up from the ground, wiped his lips with his elbow, his pupils trembled, and his face was full of suffocation.

……

Two hours later.

Xiangzi was ruthlessly defeated 9-0 at a faster speed, and followed Kerry down the mountain like a little quail, feeling aggrieved.

Kazuma, who had been waiting at the foot of the mountain and was getting a little impatient, saw them.

"Hey? What have you been doing? You've made it so dirty!

Seriously, go take a shower first, I'll go heat up the food."

This time, the place where they were together was a hot spring guesthouse. In order to avoid practicing ripples with Kirito while standing still, Kazuma cooked for the first time.

Numbly, I went to the room where I had been staying for the past few days to get a towel and some clean clothes. Numbly, I walked in, took off my summer shorts and light underwear, and removed the hair tie.

Sitting numbly in the small single hot spring.

Xiangzi was like Pochi-chan having a seizure, covering his hairline with his hands.

It's like Uchiha Sasuke, who just thought he had comprehended absolute hatred and was invincible with the Mangekyō Sharingan, but suddenly learned that his future self was beaten to the side of the road in Boruto.

"Ugh... Impossible..."

Burying his head in the water and blowing out bubbles, Xiangzi covered his eyes and fell into unprecedented confusion.

Half an hour later, everyone sat together and ate. Xiangzi realized that Kerry was just here for a few days to teach him how to practice ripple breathing, and then he was leaving.

I also learned that this time there was an opportunity for two new super powers, and a super battle with vampires in the castle.

Listening to Kazuma talking while eating, the rose-filled gardens, the rust-covered statues, the vampires dressed in noble attire, and under the blood moon, they fought swords with the hunters who helped the vampires.

Next to the city, they blew up the castle and buried the elegant vampire daughter.

Xiangzi felt that she was about to invent an adventure fantasy light novel that would perfectly suit her preferences.

Kazuma was halfway through his speech when he noticed that Shoko's eyes were turning from jade to resentment.

Why do I like these so much? ...And you!

423

Chapter 423 What have you done!

After dinner, the special training session began again.

"I'm ready."

Xiangzi looked at Kerry seriously. After a while of regret about why he was not involved in this operation, Xiangzi could only accept the reality.

But the current matter is also very important. There is actually a new power to learn.

So she stood in the stance and waited for Chris to teach her.

Then she saw Kerry coming over.

A hand rested on the junction of her chest and abdomen.

Xiangzi's whole body stiffened instantly.

What...what are you doing!

She raised her head in panic, trying to see Kerry's expression.

Feeling the hand that had pierced her chest so many times before resting gently on her body, a warm feeling made her feel a little uncomfortable.

then……

Like a martial artist using an empty palm, Kerry suddenly pushed Xiangzi forward and then pulled him back.

"Cough cough!"

Xiangzi instantly felt a huge pain in her body, which almost made her kneel down. Her breathing became choked, as if some force had knocked out all the remaining gas in her alveoli that was used for the next breath.

"Remember this feeling. Every breath should be like this. Okay, go outside and breathe too."

Xiangzi, half squatting on the ground, looked at Kerry walking out and wanted to say something.

Finally, she pursed her lips, stood up with difficulty, took a deep breath, and then followed him out, stumbling a little.

At this time in the town, fireflies emitting green light in the summer are hovering and fluttering among the flowers of the B&B.

Kazuma and Kirito were ready.

Kirito had already roughly used Ripple once in a previous battle.

But just like Jonathan still needs training after he can just hit the ripples, only when he can maintain the rhythm at all times whether eating, sleeping, or playing games, can he be considered a master.

So Kerry found a special training method for him.

"Xiangzi, go stand in the yard. Kirito, come here. You don't have to stand still anymore."

Kirito didn't feel relieved when he heard that. He felt that they had all learned how to use it, and it was not as groundbreaking as Kerry's.

Only Kazuma looked at Kirito with some envy after hearing that.

What made him even more envious next was that Kerry actually gave Kirito a cell phone.

Ma! Masaka! Is it possible that all Kirito needs to do now is sit on his phone and keep breathing?

Xiangzi ran to the corner of the yard and stood there miserably, recalling the tentative breathing he had just begun.

That's Masaka.

Chris handed the phone to Kirito.

“This is a new forum account.”

Kirito nodded.

I took a look at the forum account, and apart from the private chat prompt below, there was nothing special about it.

He was a little confused. Why did Kerry give him this thing?

If his willpower was to be tested, he thought Kerry would take out some Dark Soul PvP and then find a bunch of expensive items to torture him madly.

When you have to fight four valuable objects at the same time, you have to use axes, knives, sickles, and straight swords, and you have to maintain your breathing and heart rate.

It's just a forum, how can it make you lose your composure?

Seeing that Kirito was confused, Kerry immediately introduced him.

"I just used this account to go to the Eryou gaming community and talk shit about their games.

They go to the voice actor fan community and scold the appearance of their favorite voice actors, go to the Gal community and say that their favorite niche masterpieces are not as good as Bishoujo Kaleidoscope, and go to the Vtb fan community and scold them for being cyber bootlickers.

Go to the animal protection community and say that they are a group of people who cry while hugging stray cats and look down on homeless people.

Go to extreme right-wing communities and tell jokes about the atomic bomb, go to extreme populist communities and post pictures of Tokyo barbecues…”

Listening to Kerry's story, Kirito's expression twisted little by little.

He Zhen, who was listening attentively nearby, held his breath when he heard the words, and then Kerry stepped on the ground and a rippled stone hit him on the butt.

Kazuma stood up despite the pain but didn't dare to say a word.

No one would have expected that with just a small account in Kerry's hand, he had actually completed the declaration of war against all nations.

"Now, you take over the account and fight them. You must read every reply.

And you have to reply to every one of them, and you can't interrupt the ripple breathing in the middle, otherwise..."

Keri looked at Kirito and sneered.

"Otherwise you'll whip me till I scream?"

Kirito felt a sense of foreboding and asked tentatively.