Zongman, can you be immortal with me for the rest of your life?

Zongman, can you be immortal with me forever? Author: Snake Dream

The mentally ill Kerry mistakenly made sashimi from a stranded larva of an ancient god into radioactive fish.

He accidentally gained an immortal body and the ability to turn other people into undead and resurrect them around him.

"Very good! I've seen this episode. The next step is to forcefully bind the beautiful girls and have them constantly revive around me!"

Haha! Come and show me what kind of world this is! Oregairu, Higurashi, or Lonely Rock?

Shiki, Higurashi, Corpse x Party, Mr. Despair, Junji Ito's comics...

Kerry: ?

It's okay, maybe there are some otherworldly elements here? Let me see!

Squeeze x Sick Building, Transformation, Saya's Song.

"Quack! I don't want to see it!"

Sad Kerry looked at the list of teammates again.

Kazuma Sato, Kazuto Kiritani, Nohara...

Kerry: ?

Looking at these births, Kerry was furious and decided to find some beautiful girls to form a new team.

Toyokawa Shoko, Nagasaki Suyo, Isen Jinna... Very good! It seems that the teammates this time all look like normal people!

...

In the basement ten years later, Kerry:?

Chapter 1 My Struggle

"I! I really want to become a human!!"

In Tokyo at night, a young girl's voice was heard from an old pedestrian bridge not far from a subway station.

"They make love every day, but they become quiet after just two days of work!"

Suddenly, an equally loud response came from under the bridge.

"Huh?" The blue-haired girl on the bridge was startled by the sudden voice heard amidst the rushing traffic, while the other short-gray-haired girl who had just mustered up the courage was frightened by the voice.

Looking at the reactions of her companions, the blue-haired girl puffed up her face in anger instantly. At the same time, she felt a bit annoyed at being arrested during the onset of her second-year syndrome. Like a cute little blue octopus, she stuck her head out of the overpass a little, letting the wind blow her hair and black headband into a glow under the moon.

She wanted to see who was talking back.

But what she saw was a figure without a helmet, illegally driving a two-wheeled motor vehicle as the motorcycle under his crotch accelerated away. The only eye-catching sign was the blue and white hospital gown on the other person that was reflecting the light under the vehicle lights.

...

Our city is bustling with people.

Letting the wind pull up his collar and the buttons of his hospital gown pull the clothes on both sides like Spider-Man pulling a train, Kerry sped on his motorcycle.

Please, can you spit me out?

Hearing the voice coming from his mind, Kerry couldn't help but marvel at it.

"It's really fresh ingredients. They even talk when you eat them!"

Hearing Kerry's answer, the voice in his head couldn't help but get angry.

"You psychopath! Isn't your soul from another world? I told you, I'm not seafood! I'm the offspring of an ancient god! My mother's body turned into waves, and I was born on your shores! And you took advantage of my weakness, while I was listening to the sounds of your entire city and understanding your civilization, and you roasted me!"

"What? You thought I'd never played Bloodborne?! I didn't expect your underwater spiritual culture to be so comprehensive. Are there a lot of fish in Bikini Bottom cursing Miyazaki Hidetaka too?"

The voice in Kerry's head was obviously angered by Kerry's words.

[Have you ever seen any ordinary seafood that can talk?! ]

"Of course you're not ordinary seafood. Aren't you a mutant fish exposed to nuclear radiation? This is Japan, as I understand it. This makes more sense than the idea that you're the underwater city of R'lyeh."

Kerry's words left the voice in his head speechless for a moment.

After a while, the voice in Kerry's head sounded again.

Let me see your memory! What the hell is wrong with you?

Hmm... You really aren't a soul from this world. Because of your outsider nature, you're often entangled by strange things. Let me see...

When you came into this world, your body was 15 years old, and you were already in a mental hospital when you first arrived.

When you were 16, a thing called the World Modulation System appeared in your brain. That thing transformed your brain. No wonder you can communicate with me and not be like your peers whose brains start boiling when they hear our language.

That thing allows you to freely reshape the world, so you decide to add "Cultivation, Incubators, Magical Girls, Magnetic Field Rotation, Spiral Force, Hall of Valor, Chakra, Trisolarans, Subspace, Taimanin, Throne of the Universe, Cosmo, Light of the Soul, Gourmet Cells, Duel Spirits, Cthulhu, SC..." to the world and then set yourself as the strongest in the world with a fixed strength.

When someone breaks through impossible boundaries and defeats you, you hand over the control of the modulation system to him. Do you still think that seeing such a scene is worth dying for?

Having said this, the voice took a breath of non-existent cold air before continuing.

When you were 17, your mind matured due to your experiences. A thing called a dating simulation system appeared in your mind, automatically loading modules for languages from around the world. Then, you randomly found a woman to simulate. During your 178th attempt to simulate a global communist future, that thing called the system disappeared?

That voice has become a little numb.

Then, when you were 19, something called the Otherworld System appeared in your mind, telling you that you only needed to keep trembling to gain more abilities, and gave you an initial reward of hypnotizing 10 people. So you immediately escaped from the hospital and headed for the United States.

When the system felt sorry that you didn't like Asian tastes and wanted some European and American style, it discovered that you wanted to use the hypnosis quota to hypnotize the president during his speech, and then use him to introduce more politicians, bureaucrats, and capitalists, all of whom would be hypnotized to achieve your real purpose of asking them to stop supporting certain countries that are invading foreign countries, and at the same time, sending troops to Africa and Mexico to eliminate local forces and help them develop stably.

The system was so upset by this thing of yours that it functions normally but doesn't have any trace of the Soul of Slaanesh that it fainted? ?]

[The reason you escaped from the mental hospital now is because you calculated that time was almost up and planned to go to Nara to watch the Japanese server's top male gunner be killed live and take photos as a souvenir? ? ]

The voice that was originally filled with righteous indignation gradually softened its tone, and in the end, it suddenly smiled with relief.

what can i say?

Byd is also a god.

"I've read your memories. Do you really want the power to change the world?"

"Could you please shut up? It's so noisy!"

What if I could give you that power?

"Father, is it true?"

【You, your mind is full of everyone! 】

At this time, Kerry had come to a sparsely populated roadside and stopped his motorcycle that had run out of gas.

And that voice rang out again.

"But you don't really need my help. Since you can digest my flesh and blood and still survive, you can gain an immortal body."

I heard the voice in my head and answered calmly.

"What? Isn't this a joke from our Onmyoji? Remember to credit the source next time you use it. Don't mistake me for a Deep One just because you looked like you were from Innsmouth before I grilled you!"

In 15th century Japan, there was a legend in Hokkaido that a woman accidentally ate mermaid flesh and became immortal for 800 years.

As if because Kerry's answer was too abstract, the voice in his head seemed to pause for a moment before answering.

[Hehehe, but just being immortal isn't enough, so I've arranged a few companions for you. You'll all be tortured by endless hunger. This can be considered a curse for killing my body...]

It seemed that the thing was really reading Kerry's memory, and as the amount read became larger and larger, the thinking and tone became more and more human.

As the voice faded, Kerry felt as if some information was stuffed into his head.

The message said that he could not be killed, and even if he was killed, he would be resurrected in a random corner of the earth. He could not be injured, and even if he was injured, he would recover immediately. He would be ravaged by hunger but could not die. Even if the earth and mankind were to completely disappear, he would still wander the universe alone...

This is a curse, and it also represents the resentment of the person who issued this curse. Since your mind is full of everyone, then you should protect these people. If one day human beings disappear from this world, you will have to endure endless torture and loneliness.

Kerry looked around and when he found the sound had disappeared, he gently touched his chin.

"Oh! Could it be that what Doctor Asagami said is true? Why do I always have these strange auditory and visual hallucinations, and the upper and lower parts are connected?

I really hope I can recover soon. Otherwise, it would be too strange for such a normal person like me to be locked up in a mental hospital and have to compete with the nurses just to go out.

No, this outfit is a bit too conspicuous to be seen walking around Tokyo."

As he spoke, Kerry looked down at his chest, where a sign reading "Department of Psychiatry, University of Tokyo Medical Hospital" hung. Below it, in red Japanese, was a line of text: "This target is an extremely dangerous mental patient. If you spot this target, please call immediately..."

Just as Chris was thinking, he noticed a slightly tipsy office worker who had obviously just finished a social event walking under a street light not far away. Chris's eyes suddenly lit up.

Kerry walked over openly, and could still hear the complaints from the office workers as he approached.

"Damn it! These easy-going people! Because they don't have to get married and have no pressure, they dare to contradict their superiors and quit their jobs if they're not satisfied! They don't even consider seniority or scholarships! They don't understand how hard it is to find a job in today's society!

I just threw all the work to the new guy, and he dared to disrespect me in front of so many people! What a jerk!"

I don’t know if it’s because of Japan’s unique culture of “everything is a joke after drinking”, but the office workers were shouting quite loudly at this moment.

Just as this office worker was walking forward with anger, he saw Kerry walking towards him.

"Another brat like this wandering around! Don't you have jobs? Won't those of you who don't even have social engagements get lectured when you go back? You're ruining Japan's future!"

After seeing Kerry, it seemed that the resentment from before was still there, and the office animal couldn't help but say a few more words.

"Hello, can I borrow a piece of clothing?" Kerry asked very politely, thinking to himself, isn't it said that Japanese people don't like to trouble others?

"Stop joking around here! Are you here to cause trouble?"

Kerry's behavior seemed to anger the other party, and he stepped forward and raised his hands as if to push him.

This is a daily occurrence in Japan. In today's version, even the Yakuza who were once so powerful that they dared to kill parliamentary candidates are now stray dogs on the roadside. If they go out to buy something at a convenience store, they may be arrested on the spot by the Metropolitan Police Department for loudly asking about the price.

Even if everyone is full of negative emotions due to the great pressure of life, they will not actually fight. At most, they will make provocative actions. If the other party is provoked by themselves and fights, fighting back is self-defense. Even if they don't fight back, they can still blackmail them.

Similar moves include patting the head from a distance. The actual effect is like sending a pat-the-head emoji when playing Naruto, taunting when playing Shadow Poetry, sending "weak" when playing League of Legends, and sending "Little Four" question marks when playing Acid Defeat. Countless young people have fallen into these moves and were blackmailed after beating up their opponents.

However, because this kind of thing happens so often, not many people fall into it now, so they just look for trouble. Generally, when encountering this kind of situation, either the two parties touch each other in the void for a while and nothing happens, or one party swallows the anger and leaves.

But it is obvious that Kerry is not an ordinary person.

"I only need to say one word, and you will give me the clothes."

Looking at the office worker waving his arms up and down in front of him like a wall-clinging puppet in Pokémon, Kerry spoke calmly.

"Huh? Who do you think you are? A word? You little brats are really ruined by light novels! Do you think there are any supernatural things in reality? When I was at Waseda, I was also the vice president of the karate club..."

Kerry took out a dagger that was shining with cold light from his arms and pointed it at the office worker's chest.

"Hello, robbery!"

...

A few minutes later, Kerry, wearing a suit like a corporate slave, hid in the blind spot of the surveillance camera with his mobile phone.

I didn't expect the other party to be so enthusiastic. After knowing that I was wandering alone in Tokyo, he not only gave me the clothes, but also gave me my mobile phone and the two Fukuzawa Yukichi photos in my wallet.

This made Kerry feel a little warm in this cold foreign country.

I have to replan my route to Nara. If I go to the high-speed rail or something, I will definitely be arrested. Then I will be beaten to my knees and taken back to be a hard-working slave, just like those black patients who were whipped with restraints by me to pick the cotton from their quilts.

When I was in the hospital before, I seemed to hear the patient in the next ward who was said to have cognitive impairment from playing Yu-Gi-Oh say that it was the era of big girl bands outside.

Kerry immediately decided that if he got the Bandoli World Travel Card, after seeing how Tohno-chan became the former Prime Minister, he would go to Roselia's concert to listen to the live version of Firebird.

In all these years, apart from the common sense education films in mental hospitals, I have never seen much about the situation in this world.

With anticipation, Chris opened his phone, which had been unlocked with the kind brother's fingerprint, and started reading the news.

The first piece of news that caught my eye was particularly eye-catching.

[Breaking! Accidents involving several male high school students in Tokyo! Public urged not to believe rumors...]

Seeing this headline, Kerry clicked on it, curious. Could it be some homosexual crime? How could such a thing be featured on the front page of a news website?

Then Kerry saw several related entries.

[A high school student named Sato xx was walking down the street when he suddenly hugged a little girl, seemingly trying to be a hero, but was frightened to death by a tractor...]

[A high school boy named Lai Yuex disappeared while buying a Coke downstairs, according to the convenience store surveillance video...]

[High school student Ryuguin xx mysteriously disappeared during lunch break at school...]

Kerry looked carefully to make sure that this was indeed a news website, to the extent that NHK might charge cable TV fees for the related reports that could be seen on this website, so he exited the message and swiped up and down to other news.

Megure Jusan, a lieutenant in the third division of the Criminal Investigation Division of the Yūka-cho Metropolitan Police Department, has been promoted to the Sex Crime Division of the Tokyo Metropolitan Police Department due to his success in solving unusual cases over the past few years...

The big-headed Fuwa is exerting his strength, right?