People are collapsing iron, they say I am a greedy messenger

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If we were to say what the downsides of Pinoconi are compared to Xianzhou Yalilo...it's probably that it's too peaceful.

Yue Yan originally wanted to collect food in her dream, but after following Liuying around, she didn't see any targets to hunt - this place was too safe, there wasn't even a virtual creature.

You can eat the Dream Troupe's instruments, but they haven't done anything wrong...and as private property, you'll have to pay for it if you take them and stew them.

"How about going to the food world?"

Yue Yan thought a little boredly - this is feasible, but extracting ingredients from the Food Realm and the Hand of the God of Cooking requires points... So are the points being spent? Is the impure part being spent purely his own life?

What's more, even with the help of a culinary master, she couldn't find any target she liked. At least on the street, there were only endless parties and passers-by who vomited after drinking carbonated drinks.

I can still vividly remember the mess that came out the first time I used the Chef’s Hand. I dare not use it carelessly again.

Just as I was thinking about it, Xing came over and asked expectantly:

"Yue Yan, it's time for lunch. When are we going to eat?"

"Oh... I don't know... Let's walk around for a while."

It was really hard to imagine that one day Yue Yan would say that she didn't know what to eat... Even though the food she had was enough to make several meals, she just didn't want to use it...

The main reason is that I ate too much in Luofu some time ago. No matter how delicious the food is, you will eventually get tired of it. But I currently have no channels to obtain new ingredients. What should I do...

While thinking about it, Yue Yan accidentally glanced at a tavern on the side of the road - a tavern with closed doors and few customers, but seemingly very lively inside.

There are four big characters written on it: "The End of the World".

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Chapter 215: A Holy Land of Joy? (A bit tricky, you can skip it)

The Tavern at the End of the World... a gathering place for masked fools who believe in the God of Fun, the most active and least active place in the world, a holy place of pleasure (a self-proclaimed place by the fools).

In fact, it is essentially just a pub where people drink and brag. Even if you are not a traveler of happy destiny, you can easily enter. There is no security and no one will stop you.

But generally speaking, normal people with no mental problems would not come to this place, because after non-joy believers enter, they will most likely be drunk by the fools, have a lot of embarrassing videos taken for their entertainment, and then be thrown out as a clown.

Similar guys can be seen every day in Pinocchio, and it has even evolved into a special scenery that everyone checks in at golden hour. Many foreign tourists often come here specifically to watch those unlucky guys.

Therefore, when a passerby saw Yue Yan about to open the door and go in, he kindly stepped forward to persuade her:

"Little girl, this isn't an ordinary tavern... You'd better not go in. The people in there are all crazy."

"It's okay, they are the ones I'm looking for."

After thanking the kind passerby with a smile, the girl pushed open the door amid the other party's regretful sigh.

sweet.

The first impression the Tavern at the End of the World gave her was sweet... awfully sweet, because when the power of joy was expressed in taste and smell, sweetness was the taste most similar to it, just like antimatter and spiciness.

Although there were lights inside the tavern, they were not turned on. Instead, the fireplace was used for lighting. This naturally made the interior dim, making it almost impossible for ordinary people to see. However, this did not seem to affect the dozens of fools who were toasting each other.

Someone was trying to trick other fools by hiding a trap on their plate. When the hamburger on the plate jumped up, the fool who was halfway through his meal was startled, while three or four colleagues standing next to him burst into laughter, feeling genuinely amused by this prank that was so low-level that it couldn't be any more low-level.

Some of these people's masks are fully covered, and some are half covered. The only thing they have in common is that they all wear masks. Even when eating, they will hang this thing around their necks, or pin it on their heads as a decoration.

And when Yue Yan, the guy without a mask, entered, he naturally attracted everyone's attention.

Some were curious, some were excited, some had bad intentions, and some were thinking about how to play a prank on her.

Obviously, this is another unlucky guy who accidentally walked into the tavern out of curiosity... Alas, what a beautiful girl, if I punch her, she will definitely cry for a long time, right?

Some people thought so, so after the girl sat down, they couldn't wait to sit next to her, and asked the bartender for two glasses of "World's Joy" very naturally and skillfully.

But one of the cups was ordered for Yue Yan to start a conversation.

She was a woman with a great figure, perfect S-shaped curves, queen-level, sexy and hot. The half of her face exposed was very beautiful. I don't know how she became the Masked Fool.

After all, people who work in this field are either born clowns, like Mr. Bean, who have an extraordinary talent for comedy and are born with a joyful body.

Either they suffered a series of misfortunes or family misfortunes in the first half of their lives, and after losing hope, they completely devoted themselves to pleasure, gave up facing the future, and chose to wear a mask to cover up their loser nature.

Which one is she?

"Hey, miss, what are you thinking? Coming to such a damn place."

Her voice is also very nice, full of the charm of a mature woman.

"drink wine……"

She said calmly, "My friend recommended me here. He said the wine here is much more interesting than outside."

"Wow, good fellow, your friend is really quite loyal. I advise you to stop dating him as soon as possible. He has bad intentions!"

The woman pushed the cup of worldly joy in front of her, her eyes full of admonition, and said earnestly:

"Sister, I'm one of the few normal people here. Listen to my advice. Finish this cup and leave quickly... Be good, this is not a place for people like you.

What's your friend's name? Tell me, maybe we know each other.

"He calls himself Sambo, a blue-haired man with a slightly sick demeanor."

Yue Yan took the wine glass, clinked it with the woman's, and drank it all in one gulp without even looking at her. Seeing this, the other party was secretly delighted - this was obviously a newbie who didn't even understand the fucking nature of fools.

The joy of the world, this wine is usually the first lesson that the Masked Fool teaches to those unfortunate people who accidentally enter the tavern.

Two glasses of wine are required at a time. One is normal, which the fool drinks himself, and the other is a strong liquor with an alcohol content of 40 to 80 degrees, which is used to knock down those unlucky people. After special mixing, this kind of strong liquor tastes like sweet water without alcohol, and there is no detectable abnormality at all.

Many guys who couldn't hold their liquor drank it all in one gulp and ended up passing out after just one glass.

However, this guy turned out to be someone brought by Sambo. I didn't expect that the old man with thick eyebrows and big eyes would also betray the revolution. He who always prides himself on being noble actually introduced his friends to the tavern. Tsk tsk tsk...

"Oh, you're Uncle Cold Legs' friend? I'll have to treat you well then..."

Upon hearing this name, the woman who had just painstakingly persuaded Yue Yan to leave the tavern suddenly changed her tone and yelled at the bartender:

"Old Sam, open two bottles of Fire Cloud and prepare some snacks for us... The wine should be good and aged well. Don't keep trying to fool us with new wines. We are guests invited by Sambo this time."

He looked like he was going to get drunk and didn't even bother to let anyone go.

"No need for snacks. I'm here to drink, not eat."

In response, Yue Yan expressed her composure—she pretended to look around casually, her gaze fixed on the masks of the fools.

These are her real goals.

"Hey, do you want to drink it? ...Sure."

The woman was stunned for a moment, then reacted and gave the girl a thumbs-up: "You're brave, sister... then forget about the snacks."

What she just shouted to the bartender were actually two codes - the wine must be good, which means adding some ** to the wine, and the wine must be old enough, which means the quantity must be large.

Putting drugs in alcohol is a common method used by fools to deal with outsiders (and occasionally to prank other fools). Whether it is **, laxatives, neurotoxins that can induce drug-induced epilepsy, or special drugs that make people unable to help but reveal their dark history, there are all kinds of them.

Yue Yan could of course sense it, because this kind of thing could not be hidden from her sense of smell, but she did not point it out directly - because that thing had no effect on her at all.

If there really was something that could defeat the ancient twilight beast, the twilight war wouldn't have been so difficult.

When a bottle of fire cloud came up, the girl didn't hesitate to pour the medicine in it directly into her mouth without even touching her lips. She blew it out in half a minute.

After finishing the job, he lightly placed the bottle on the table. Amidst the surprised and happy looks of the group of fools around him, he said calmly:

"It tastes good, can I have another bottle?"

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Chapter 216 Peach Melba.

More than an hour later, Yue Yan walked out of the tavern leisurely, her face looking normal, and there was even a hint of happiness in her eyes. In her right hand was a bag that was bulging, and no one knew what was in it.

Xing went to meet him with a worried look on her face - she had just learned about the danger of the tavern from a kind passerby, and had been tossing and turning outside for a long time. If Yue Yan hadn't come out for a minute, she would probably have rushed in with a baseball bat to save people.

After seeing the girl coming out, she pulled her up and checked her from head to toe without saying a word. Unfortunately, she was punched when she was trying to get under her skirt, so she gave up in disappointment.

But still don't forget to ask:

"How's it going? Are you okay?"

"Of course I'm fine. Who do you think I am? Look, I've got food for today."

As the girl spoke, she opened the bag in her right hand. Inside was a dozen or so masks of various shapes and styles.

"This is……"

"The Mask of Fools."

The corners of her mouth turned up slightly, outlining a beautiful arc:

"Those guys put drugs in my drink and challenged me to a drinking contest, hoping to trick me into drinking and making a fool of myself. I pretended not to know and made a bet with them. My bet was that if I lost the drinking contest, I would pay for all the drinks in the room, and their bet was the mask.

I won, I drank all the wine in the tavern, and all the fools who competed with me in drinking vomited without exception. Two of them died of alcohol poisoning, and their masks naturally fell into my hands.

"Is the Masked Fool really that stupid? No way..."

Xing was a little confused - in her impression, the Happy Fate Walkers were all cunning and shrewd: "Seeing how much you can drink, won't those people use some tricks or something?"

"That's for sure. If they don't do something funny, they wouldn't be the Masked Fool."

Yue Yan nodded: "Drugging is useless to me. Some guys try to transfer the alcohol they drink through space equipment, or sneak away through the hidden mechanisms in the tavern when they are about to get drunk.

These little tricks can't be hidden from my perception, and anyone who dares to do so will be caught and beaten up by me."

Facts have proven that in the face of absolute strength, any frills are futile...

But Yue Yan couldn't understand why those people, after seeing his alcohol tolerance, kept coming up to him and betting their masks, with great interest, trying every possible way to get someone drunk who was impossible to get drunk.

She originally thought that she could collect two or three masks with this one card, after all, the Joy Followers were just funny, not stupid. Unexpectedly, she got as many as 11 in the end.

And those fools who persisted in their tricks even after their schemes were exposed, continued to laugh even after vomiting drunkenly. If they didn't need to breathe in dreams, she would have been really afraid that these guys would have fainted from laughter.

As expected, the Masked Fools are a bunch of sick guys.

"Let's go find a place to cook."

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There is no shortage of places to cook in the golden age. You can rent a room for a little money, and no one cares what you do in it... But Yue Yan finally chose to take the two of them to his dream restaurant for dinner - just to experiment with the new module.

"Eat this cookie."

She said to Liuying: "I will take you to a nice place and treat you to a meal... Consider it your reward for leading us."

The silver-haired girl obeyed and ate the cookie - it was crispy, had a unique aroma, and tasted very good... much better than the oak cake roll.

Then she came to the restaurant in the rain with Xing, looking confused.

Standing under the dim street light, looking at the unfamiliar shop in front of her and the endless darkness around her, Liuying was stunned - this scene was not mentioned in the script.

Elio said that anything not mentioned in the script is not important... Is this also unimportant?

"This...here is..."

"My little shop, the Dream Restaurant. Don't worry, this is still a dream... You can go back anytime."

Yue Yan appeared beside them the next second, calmly and naturally pushed open the door, turned on the lights and invited:

"Come in, find a place to sit, I'll go cook for you."

"Great, let's eat!"

Xing rushed in cheering, and although Liuying was a little hesitant, she took a look at the dark street that was raining and stretched as far as the eye could see, and finally made up her mind and followed him in.

……

The song in the store has not changed, it is still the "Dance of Flowers" from last time.

Amidst the warm yellow lights and peaceful, soothing singing, she found a suitable place to sit down (next to Xing) with some restraint, and glanced out the window from time to time - the weather in this dream was similar to the previous two times, it was raining and the sky was still dim.

It was just a light rain, and there was a hint of clearing up.

When I turned around, Xing had already taken the cutlery and was sitting at his seat, waiting for the food to be served.

She wanted to ask what this place was, but was interrupted before she could even utter a word.

"Hey, let me tell you, you're in for a treat today! The food Yanzha cooks is delicious! It's much better than the restaurants here..."

Looking at Xing who was excitedly describing Yue Yan's cooking skills to her, Liuying, who was already very sensitive about her reputation, didn't want to interrupt him for a moment, so the question that had just risen in her throat was held back. She could only keep agreeing with some embarrassment and wait in anxiety.

At this moment, Yue Yan was busy in the kitchen, preparing ingredients, washing the mask, peeling the mask, and steaming rice...