People are collapsing iron, they say I am a greedy messenger

People are collapsing iron, they say I am a greedy messenger Author: Yu Xingzhe

"People say that you are a greedy envoy, Miss Yue Yan, what do you think about this?"

Facing the reporter's question, Yue Yan was furious: "Nonsense, I'm just an ordinary cook!"

"Then I heard that you have absolute control over your love life, right?"

Moon hates pleasure:

“That’s true.”

The next day, the headline of the Interstellar Peace Company news page was (Ms. Yue Yan admitted her identity as the emissary)

"People say that you are a greedy envoy, Miss Yue Yan, what do you think about this?"

Moon hates pleasure:

“That’s true.”

"I heard that you have absolute initiative in your relationship..."

Yue Yan was furious and interrupted the reporter's question: "Nonsense!"

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Outside the TV, Yue Yan fell into deep thought as he watched the reporter's movable type printing behavior - am I like that?

She has been thinking about this question for a long time.

So I looked up:

"What do you think, Miss Obolos?"

Chapter One: The Greedy Envoy?

The following is a partial experimental report on ■■■■■■ from the Black Tower Space Station, the Strange Object Containment Department. The detailed data and records are kept by Ms. Black Tower herself.

Warning: No access without permission. No access without permission.

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Authorization approved, start playing.

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"Sixty-eighth feeding—100 grams of honey from the Ongwak Sacred Forest. After the initial attempt, the target requested lemon, ice water, and hot water. With approval, these ingredients were made into a simple cold drink."

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"Seventy-ninth feeding—a still-living stinging insect corpse. The target used some special means to produce a table knife and expertly dismembered the insect corpse. After careful inspection, they stated that it was currently inedible."

Note: "This behavior is contrary to Tan Tao's destiny and even her previous behavior..."

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The eighty-third feeding - the specialty of the Cremors galaxy - interstellar poison ivy. The target tried to cook it but failed.

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"The ninety-sixth feeding—300 grams of meteor debris scattered when Kripper swung his giant hammer. The target showed great interest in this and once again demonstrated that special ability—she requested some materials and, through some incredible means, combined the meteor debris with citrus flowers, champagne, and other items to create an amber jelly.

She completely changed the physical properties of meteors. This special food, which she called 'Citrus Blossom Amber Jelly', was shown after numerous tests to be completely edible by humans without any toxicity. After consumption, a layer of pale yellow coating would form on the user's body surface. This coating could effectively block physical attacks from any direction, or deflect energy attacks, for ten minutes.

This also leaves the subject with the aroma of citrus blossoms for half an hour."

Note: "I couldn't detect what kind of ability she was using. It seemed like she was just cooking..."

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When the ninety-sixth feeding data was recorded in Heita's notebook, her interest became even more intense - as an old monster who had survived for hundreds of years by means of rejuvenation, she didn't know how long it had been since she had seen something that interested her so much.

Ah, or rather... it wasn't something, but a person (the word "person" should be bolded in red).

Looking at the girl sitting at her dining table in front of him, enjoying the jelly, Heita asked softly:

"Is there anything you want to tell me?"

The girl was stunned for a moment after hearing this, then put down the cutlery in her hand and replied politely:

"What do you want to say? Sorry, Ms. Black Tower, not yet... I only have one question for you."

The other person's posture was polite and her words were elegant and appropriate, as if she was not imprisoned here, but a distinguished guest specially hired by the Black Tower and came from afar.

In fact, Heita was a little unsure whether the materials in the room before her could really trap this lady who looked like an ordinary human being. Or rather, she felt that this thing could not trap her at all. If she was really...

Although she was confident that she could produce materials with high enough strength, she couldn't do it at the moment. The situation was urgent and the materials in this room were only made temporarily... The reason why that girl was still here was probably because she had nowhere else to go.

Therefore, Black Tower would not refuse her requests that were not excessive. Although they were the shelterer and the sheltered on the surface, their actual status in getting along with each other was almost equal.

"go ahead."

The girl's beautiful face showed just the right amount of anticipation and a hint of shyness. She asked softly:

"Can you tell me... what kind of reactions do people get from those who taste my food? Or... what do they think of my food? Please tell me, this is really important for a chef."

The girl's seriousness is hidden under a little shyness. She is like a real chef, eager for customers' evaluation.

It doesn't look like a gluttonous beast that once swallowed up a three-light-year-long desolate belt of the universe in one gulp.

Heita thought so. In fact, she was also a little surprised - she didn't expect the other party to ask such a question. At first, she even thought that taking away the other party's food rashly would make her unhappy, but she seemed very happy to share her food with others.

So she carefully recalled the expressions on the faces of the staff who helped with the experiment, and said as she thought:

"Except for a few who couldn't accept certain dishes due to taste issues, the staff all liked your cooking. The few exceptions were all from prominent families, accustomed to delicacies from land and sea since childhood, so they just thought the food was delicious, not amazing. But overall, the reviews were almost all positive."

Heita thought his answer was perfect, and the girl in the holding cell only had a thoughtful look on her face after hearing it.

"Well, it's not surprising. I'm still a novice in the culinary arts, so it's normal that I can't compare to those seniors who have practiced for many years... I will continue to work hard and improve myself!"

She seemed to be cheering herself up, and her character was quite tough and not conceited...

Heita nodded:

"Well, your efforts are truly impressive... Today's experiment concludes here, Miss Yue Yan. You may now rest. If you need anything, please notify the staff of the Strange Object Containment Department. They are on call 24 hours a day. If there are any special circumstances, you can contact me directly. Goodbye."

Then he opened the door at the side and walked out. Yue Yan was the only one left in the huge room, with that refreshing smile still on her face.

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"Tsk, if this guy gets unlucky, even his farts will hit his heels."

After confirming that Heita had left, the girl's previously perfect smile immediately collapsed, turning into a sullen expression, and her entire body was filled with a sense of dejection:

"Nm, it's fine to have a guaranteed daily card draw... but why does even time travel have to have a guaranteed one? Is Ram possessed?"

The girl in front of him, who curses, has black hair and black eyes, looks like a typical fairy boat person, and has a curvy figure - about a week ago, she was still a man.

There is no need to be surprised, as the name suggests, she was still a seven-foot-tall man at that time, living as an ordinary person in a big country in a level 0.7 civilization ruled by a skinny monkey called Earth.

After receiving nine years of compulsory education and higher education (high school and university), he relied on his ancestral skills and after graduating from university, he ran a restaurant in a first-tier city in his hometown of Nanhe Province, mainly serving fast food snacks.

Chapter 2 Causes

The restaurant is not big, but it does good business. The food is large in quantity and affordable in price, and the taste is quite good. Yue Yan tries hard to build a reputation by selling at low prices and high volume. In addition, the restaurant is located near a school, so it is very popular among high school and college students, and the business is very hot every day.

However, just when his business was on the right track, something unexpected happened -

This was not because his business was so good that his peers envied him and he was secretly hit on the head with a brick in the middle of the night. Instead, one day when he was playing a game called Star Railway in the kitchen, he got addicted to drawing cards. After a series of big wins, Wu Zetian became a widow - she lost Li Zhi.

I was so anxious that I got so excited that I stood up suddenly and accidentally knocked over the pot of braised pork trotters next to me. The hot soup spilled on me, and I subconsciously stepped back because of the unbearable pain. However, the floor was very slippery because it had just been mopped, and I fell down without paying attention.

As everyone knows, when people fall, they will subconsciously grab the things around them. Yue Yan was no exception. He tried to hold on to the table beside him, but his hand accidentally knocked the fruit knife off the table. The knife bounced on the ground, and the blade was pointing upwards. Because his hands were slippery with marinade, he lost his grip and fell down...

Then he was forced to be physically happy.

Ketchup was spilled all over the floor, there was no need to call an ambulance, he was dead on the spot - God knows what was in his mind that he would put a whale harpoon, which was extremely powerful, in the kitchen as if it were a fruit knife.

If the story ended here, it would just be a tragic story about a young man who played games in this store and died mysteriously due to various coincidences.

But at this moment, an accident happened——

She won the resurrection match!

She achieved what many heroes like Hawking failed to do!

"man!"

When she opened her eyes again, Yue Yan found herself in a desolate starry sky. It took her two full minutes to process the fact that she wasn't dead yet. Then she pondered why she hadn't suffocated to death yet, and considered how she could escape from this shabby place...

Less than a minute later, the ship from the Black Tower Space Station arrived.

The staff tied her up, stuffed her into a small storage chamber, and transported her back to the Black Tower Space Station. After being reviewed by Black Tower himself, she was sent to a formal storage chamber for rare objects and various experiments began.

And then, what just happened happened.

Yue Yan reached out to touch the mirror, looking at the flawless girl in the mirror - although the clothes she wore were not a beautiful little dress, but just the standard uniform worn by the female staff of the Black Tower Space Station, it still could not hide the beauty of the person in the mirror. Her delicate facial features were like a doll carved by the hands of harmony, and her slightly tall figure of 1.7 meters looked extremely well-proportioned on her.

Her limbs are long but not too thin, and she has a healthy body shape with a little flesh. The two little rabbits on her chest are even more... ahem.

She murmured to herself:

"I've become a girl..."

Yes, after twenty-four years as a man, he had not even let his second brother feel the true beauty of Yueyan, and he did not even have the chance to say goodbye to it, but he welcomed a brand new body, which was a thousand times better than the original one in terms of appearance alone.

Her myopia is gone, her lower body has lost two taels of flesh, and her upper body has gained two taels of flesh (of course, it may be more than two taels).

This was already the sixth day of her time travel, but she still hadn't fully accepted her new body. When she woke up in the morning and looked at the girl in the mirror, she would always feel dazed for a moment...

"Why am I so good-looking?"

As she watched, a lewd smile appeared on Yue Yan's face - if it was on her face before, this expression would probably be lewd, but with her current appearance, it can only be described as cute.

"Hehehehehe, I've been reading transformation novels for six out of eight years, and this good thing is finally my turn!"

The girl crossed her arms, supported the soft flesh on her chest, and felt the slightly elastic waves surging. Then, with a certain confidence, she turned back to her bedroom, lay down on the bed, and whispered:

"System, is the system here? Check today's new recipes."

In her perspective, a light blue holographic screen suddenly appeared in front of her, and what was displayed on the screen was the "Citrus Flower Amber Jelly" she had just made today.

Citrus Blossom Amber Jelly

Main ingredients: Amber King's Meteor, sugar water, champagne, citrus flowers...

Introduction: Born out of the citrus blossom champagne jelly created by Antoine Calème, the father of modern French cuisine, the biggest change in this revision compared to the original is the addition of Kripke's meteor fragments, and using its special properties to add amber spots to the marble pattern of the original jelly. These spots not only have a great visual effect, but also give the jelly a magical taste like bursting milk tea beads.

Edible benefits: The consumer will gain a ten-minute protective coating to resist external attacks and emit the aroma of citrus flowers for half an hour.

Yue Yan was not very interested in the introduction. After a quick glance, she focused her attention on the red dot at the bottom of the panel and clicked on it excitedly.

"The recipe unlocking reward has been issued, please check it out."

Yes, as a time traveler, Yue Yan should naturally have his own golden finger - the system.

However, it is different from the systems in general novels. She is neither the xx heaven-defying system that starts with the Supreme Invincibility in Qidian, nor the cute girl system like a certain cat that can only act cute and cry when bullied by the host.

Her system is to teach people how to cook.

It's not a path at all, she doesn't even know how to become stronger.

The system currently has very few functions, including backpack, recipes, and character panel. Most modules are unlocked, which is quite shabby.

Even the character panel only has a "Beginner in Cooking Level 1" - almost a minimalist version of the cheat code. The unlocked modules are very rich, such as lottery, food world, etc., but they have nothing to do with her now. It costs money to unlock those things.

To be precise, system points need to be consumed, and the only stable way to obtain these points is by improving or developing new recipes.

It is a pity that some of the crudely made so-called recipes are simply not worthy of the system's approval. As for the recipe standards recognized by the other party, Yue Yan has only managed to summarize some vague rules.

First of all, the ingredients must be special. She has created or improved three recipes in total these days. All recipes contain at least one special ingredient, such as the Amber King's Meteor.

Then the recipes must be good enough. I'm afraid fish and chips and the like will not be accepted by the system.

Chapter 3 Chocolate Delight