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Noticing that Qiong's finger on the trigger was slowly pressing down, Sambo's eyes widened in horror, and he raised his hand in panic, firing at the speed of a machine gun to save himself.

"I sneaked out to get some ancient relics, but I didn't expect to be discovered by the Silver Mane Iron Guard. I don't have any now. When I get some ancient relics, I can sell them and I'll have money!"

Qiong picked up the alarm clock, turned the spring knob on top again, and then slammed the alarm clock next to Sambo's head.

"I'll give you another round and continue with the story of the ancient relics."

"That's a machine engine left over from the old world."

"Where's the stuff?"

“It’s been confiscated!”

"Who?"

Xingyi's baseball bat hit the snow pile in front of Sambo, and the flying snowflakes splashed into Sambo's mouth.

Anyone dare to take my treasure chest?

Tired of living?

"...Silvermane Iron Guard."

A little dusty snow and ice chips flew into his mouth. Sambo instinctively wanted to spit them out, but when he saw the mighty baseball bat, his throat moved and he swallowed the cold food in his mouth.

"What are the Silvermane Guards?"

Xing frowned, a puzzled expression on her face.

"Brother and sister, there's no need for us to act so stupid... Hey, let me tell you!"

Seeing Qiong's finger on the trigger continue to press down, Sambo's somewhat relaxed mood suddenly became excited.

"The Silvermanes are Beloberg's army, the law enforcers, the police... They're completely inflexible and just love dealing with people like us."

"What is a Beloberg?"

Not wanting to fall into the same trap twice, this time Sambo didn't dare to ask back, but just honestly spit out the settings like pouring beans.

"The only place where humans still live, the city of preservation, the city that stands forever..."

Listening to the information spitted out by Sangbo, March Seven walked behind Xing and Qiong and nodded thoughtfully, with an expression that seemed to indicate that he had "got it".

This survey method is really convenient!

In the past, every time they went on a pioneering journey, they were questioned and suspected by the locals as suspicious people.

She never thought that one day she would be able to turn the tables and openly question ordinary people as an outsider.

Um, let's first consider whether this can be considered "above board"?

Qiong nudged Xing's arm with her elbow, signaling her to stay on topic.

"How much can you earn from ancient relics?"

"I found that engine and there's a chance it can be repaired. If I find a good buyer, I might be able to sell it for this amount."

Sambo made a gesture.

"Two hundred thousand."

"How many times will it take to find another one?"

"Brother, that thing is hard to come by. It took me two months to find one."

"I have to wait for you for two months!?"

Qiong snatched the bat from Xing's hand and slammed it into the side of Sambo's head again.

The splashed snow fell on the blue hair that was turned into a spiral by the yo-yo. The funny look almost made March 7 behind him couldn't hold back his laughter.

"One month at a time! If I'm lucky, two weeks is fine!"

Frightened by the sudden increase in Li's shout, Sambo shuddered and quickly changed his words in panic.

"Two weeks..."

Xing and Qiong looked at each other, as if communicating information with their eyes.

"who are you?"

"Sambo Koski."

"How many years have you been doing this?"

"Eight years."

"Eighty-eight sixty-four, you've earned six million four hundred thousand!?"

Qiong handed the bat to Xing, crossed her arms, and looked at Sambo leisurely.

"Ah? No, brother, where does eighty-eight sixty-four come from?"

Sambo was about to cry, "I'm just a small businessman. Even if you sell me, I'm not worth 6.4 million Winterfell shields!"

"After working so hard, I can only get a fraction of this amount."

"Is it dangerous?"

Sambo immediately smirked and shook his head: "No physical effort, it's a fight of brains, no bloodshed!"

"Stealth, finding the goods, hiding from the guards...it's all a skill. Even if I stumble and get caught, I won't confront them head-on. I'll just throw the goods to them and I'll always find a chance to escape."

Listening to Sangbo's chatter, Qiong and Xing looked at each other.

Then, the two men, one on the left and one on the right, grabbed Sambo's arms and pulled him out of the snow pile like pulling a carrot.

"Hey! Hey~! Thank you brother, thank you sister!"

Like the smoothest small businessman in the market, Sambo nodded and bowed to express his thanks, but the smile on his face suddenly froze the next second.

"A fraction of six million four hundred thousand, that's four hundred thousand."

She took off the black silk on Qiong's head, made two "pooh" sounds, and spat out the saliva-stained thread ends that were stuck to her mouth. She also pulled off the ones on Xing's head, rolled them up and threw them back into her backpack.

It only has three...six holes, Xing can still wear it.

"Brother, you know the rules of our business, right? If you want to survive after seeing our faces, you know what to do!"

Qiong patted Sangbo's shoulder with a smile.

"Ah? This..."

Sambo burst into tears: "The four hundred thousand was earned in the past, but now it's gone."

"No money? Then take us to find the treasure chest!"

"When you lead us to find the treasure chest, we will let you go."

Xing and Qiong grabbed one of Sangbo's arms as if they were escorting a serious criminal who had stolen from the national treasury.

It was natural for Sambo to think that the treasure chest the two men were talking about was actually a treasure—a legacy from a bygone era.

"Please, heroes, please spare me! All my gains this time have been taken away by the Silver Mane Iron Guards! It's completely gone!"

Sambo wailed, like a poor man who had been wrongly accused. He quickly opened the pockets of his clothes and pants, but found only scattered bits of snow inside.

"Haha~"

Glancing at the golden light that continued to flicker on Sambo's chest, Qiong gave him a toothy smile: "I don't believe it."

"Today, I see you won't cry until you see the coffin."

Xing swung the baseball bat with a vicious expression, as if he was going to start a killing spree in the next second.

"Hey, Xing, how could you treat our friends like this."

Qiong stopped Xing who was "suddenly wanting to kill", and put his arm around Sambo's shoulders and played the good guy.

"Brother Sambo, you don't want to be stripped naked and run around in the snow, do you?"

"..."

Sambo was silent.

Looking into those sun-like golden eyes, he could feel that this guy was serious!

"Take us to the treasure chest, and we'll let you go, how about that?"

Qiong smiled and patted his shoulder.

With a dead smile on his face, Sambo suddenly spotted a familiar figure among the robbers and blurted out subconsciously: "Ms. Xier!? Why did you become smaller?"

The moment his eyes met those eyes as soft as the sea, Sambo realized something was wrong.

The Xier he knew would never give off a weak temperament that would make people angry and want to protect her at first sight.

"Uncle, do you know Xier?"

Bai Heather hunched her shoulders, looking puzzled.

Mr. Walter is a 'strange acquaintance', could this uncle be one too?

Sanyueqi and Danheng cast sharp glances of surprise at Sambo, and Xing, with the bat on his shoulder, narrowed his eyes.

With her cute and well-behaved personality, Xiao Xier becomes the new darling of the train group. But if this shifty guy has even the slightest evil intention, her baseball bat will not be able to stop him.

Sangbo scratched his head and said in an embarrassed tone, "Maybe I recognized the wrong person. Little sister, do you have a sister or something? Wait, you said your name is Xier, hiss~ Sisters can't have the same name."

As the Masked Fool, Sambo knew that similar faces might appear on certain planets in the galaxy, but even he had never seen faces this similar!

How interesting!

He always felt that the next comedy to be performed on the Yalilo stage would be beyond his imagination!

Although he felt happy in his heart, Sambo still acted like a local who had been isolated for seven hundred years.

Until the bat was pointed at his head.

"Don't change the subject, take us to find the treasure chest!"

PS: Waibibabu Waibibabu, I worked hard to finish a chapter.

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Chapter 99: Your face-changing speed has surpassed that of a % fool.

"Qiong cub, dig quickly!"

"Don't rush me, I'm digging, digging."

"Stop using the yo-yo and spin me in snow. Use a shovel."

"Tsk... Hey! Found it, right here!"

With two shovelfuls of dirt, the treasure buried in the snow was just a sliver of the iceberg.

The cyan-blue box looks like a graceful flag, exuding a mature and rich beauty.

With a gleam in his eyes like a stupid sled dog, Xing quickly shoveled away the snow around him.

"Hey, my treasure chest, I'm coming in!"

Just when Xing was about to open the lid of the treasure chest with great anticipation, she didn't expect that the treasure chest, which was originally like a shy girl waiting for the arrival of a pioneer, suddenly turned into a widow who had been empty and hungry for more than ten years, opened the lid and swallowed Xing in.

"Eh!? What happened? Let me go! Let me go!"

The vision suddenly became pitch black. Xing wanted to push the lid open with force, but it felt as if the lid came alive and she seemed to be in a big mouth.

"Are there any treasure chest monsters?"

Qiong was shocked.

"Qiong cub, save me!"

The upper body of the gray-haired girl was swallowed by the treasure chest, her flat and soft belly was stuck, and her exquisite buttocks showed off her seductive curves in the upside-down movement.

Looking at the little butt twisting in front of Xiao Qiong, a bold idea suddenly flashed through Qiong's mind, but he was still attracted by the more tempting crystal.

"Come on, come on, don't scream."

Qiong patted Xing's little butt, then picked up the baseball bat that fell beside her and swung it like a baseball player.

He suddenly swung down at the head of the treasure chest with great force.

Duang~