I'm playing Honkai Impact 3

Wait, isn't this opening a bit too ordinary?

And I feel that it is a bit inappropriate for me, as the "hero who saves the beauty", to ask this question.

Sure enough, let’s put it another way.

What should I replace it with...

Silver Wolf's expression became serious and focused. His originally crawling body couldn't help but sit up, holding the phone in both hands, with his thumbs hovering over the keyboard below the screen.

After thinking for a long time, I still couldn't find a suitable opening line.

There's no way, she really has never done anything like flirting with girls!

When Silver Wolf thought of Xier's angelic smile and the sweet 'Silver Wolf Sister', his heart began to beat faster.

After a long silence, Silver Wolf raised his hand, and a quantum light appeared on the edge of his palm:

"It doesn't matter. I'll cheat."

Reaching his hand into the light of the overflowing pixel blocks, Silver Wolf took out his "friend" from the intelligent weapons arsenal and gave the order.

"Xiaoyuan, take the three of them to crawl the chat records of girls you pick up on the interstellar network."

The puppet has a height ratio of two heads to two bodies. Even if he stretches his arms out straight, he can't touch his head. He looks like a Q version of the Silver Wolf.

All virtual companions are like this, the only difference is the clothes they wear.

"Huh? Climbing the chat history of pick-up lines?"

The little man in pajamas was being held by the collar with his big cartoon eyes wide open. He was a little confused, but he soon realized the Silver Wolf's purpose.

"You're a wimp, you're a wimp..."

Before he could utter the last word, Xiao Yuan was thrown back to the bottom of the intelligent arsenal by the Silver Wolf and ruthlessly suppressed.

Then the Silver Wolf looked at the other three villains with cold eyes.

Looking up at the burning and materialized black gas behind him, the red light emitted from his eyes penetrated his bangs, and the BOSS was full of the oppressive feeling of a big devil.

The two-headed man codenamed "Demon King" was the first to salute.

"Yes! BOSS!"

The [workers] and [slaves] followed closely behind, standing at attention and raising their hands.

"loyalty!"

A virtual screen quickly popped up in front of the three little figures, and each of their little hands almost left an afterimage as they began to browse the chat records of couples on the interstellar network.

After the three people submitted dozens of opening statements, Silver Wolf finally chose the first version he came up with.

However, the message remained unread for a long time after it was sent.

"Are you asleep already?" Silver Wolf was a little melancholy.

She didn't know what kind of torment Xier, whom she was thinking about so much, was going through at this moment.

Once the train room is bound to the passenger's biometric information, the passenger can lock the room, and no one can enter the room except Pam, who has the highest authority.

As for Pam... unless Xier blew up the train, she would definitely not do anything to disturb the privacy of the passengers.

In this private space that absolutely belongs to him, the bold ideas that once emerged when he first drew the character card are like fireworks in the night sky, blooming into unspeakable tiny impulses.

I want to carefully feel the difference between girls’ and boys’ body structures!

If we had two bodies of different genders, male and female, I believe 99 percent of humans would have the same idea.

Qiong's idea is very simple. Just like someone who buys a new house, he will definitely go to see the layout, right?

This is a matter of course.

Unfortunately, the damned automatic combat program hadn't ended yet, and Bai Xi was still inside her body. If Xi'er were to look at the mirror with such interest in this situation...

For Bai Xi, this was probably not just an ordinary shock.

At this moment, it seemed as if Xier had given birth to her own Hei Xi in her heart.

"It's already good enough that we lend our bodies to Bai Xi. I don't need to consider her when I do something with my own body, right?"

'Hei Xi' held Xi'er's cheek in a charming manner, and her jelly-pink and smooth lips slightly opened, bringing a terrifying temptation that tempted her to fall into the forbidden zone.

If the character card was drawn from the real body, even if Qiong is now on a happy path, he would not let himself go like this.

But the problem is, this is a body that belongs to her completely!

She owns it 100%!

Lend your body to Bai Xi because she is kind!

He is obviously a good person but he is pointed at with a gun. Is this in the river?

【Do not! 】

Xier shook her head vigorously, shaking off the caress of 'Hei Xi'.

【That’s not the problem! 】

As the owner of the body, she certainly has the right to do anything with it.

It's like a guy who's aroused by a porn movie, but lives in a university dormitory, and the roommate in the next bed talks to him from time to time.

In this situation, even a true warrior would not dare to take action, right?

"My parallel world self, if you have any troubles, please tell me. Although Xi'er is weak, I will do my best to help you!"

"Then Xier, do you want to go with me to look at the layout of the new house?"

Xier is experiencing a kind of ice and fire at this moment. The impulse and curiosity in her heart are like a burning fire, trying to ignite her, while Bai Xi's innocent care is like ice rain cooling her down.

"Ok?"

Bai Xi couldn't help but feel confused when he heard this, and tilted his head cutely.

"My parallel world self, haven't we already seen the layout of the room?"

"Yes, I've seen it."

Pressing her hands against the wall, Xier knocked her forehead hard against the frosted glass twice.

She completely blocked Bai Xi's telepathy to prevent him from knowing what she was thinking.

People can't, shouldn't, at least not in front of Bai Xi...

Only when facing Bai Xier, who is as pure and innocent as an angel, does Qiong find it hard to bear to lead her astray. If it were any other Valkyrie, Qiong would have started studying the house structure long ago.

Is it open from north to south?

Can Sanyang bring good luck?

"I'm just... a little tired."

A few drops of transparent water outlined a smooth curve along the back. Xier gently stroked her arm, sliding along the white jade arm all the way to the holy mark on her chest.

She rubbed her body, which was undoubtedly the most normal action when taking a bath, but it revealed a sense of stiffness.

"Wait, in this parallel world, you, you... wash like this... don't you feel..."

The panicked voice echoed in Bai Xi's mind, and he felt that his body seemed to be a little strange.

"Then should I rub somewhere else?"

I will carry out drastic research after Bai Xi returns. For now, let’s take a shower first!

You have to take good care of your new body!

Be sure to wash it carefully, washing every corner!

"Hey, uh, wait, something's not right, right? That place... doesn't need to be washed so carefully, right?"

The shy whimpering sound was faintly trembling.

Bai Xi tried hard to close his eyes and not look at himself in the mirror.

However, everything Bai Xi did was useless!

After all, she has no 'ownership' of this body and can only watch as her parallel self meticulously cleans every inch of it~!

"No, Xier, when you take a bath, you have to wash your body thoroughly~"

Xier turned a deaf ear to Bai Xi's crying, but the confusion on her face gradually turned into a happy smile.

Bai Xi's reaction made her feel amusement.

I can now somewhat understand those who like to 'bully' little Lolita.

Ding~!

"My parallel world self seems to have a message on my phone."

Bai Xi, who shared the sense of hearing and could hear the sound of the message, reminded Xier, trying to get her to stop this strange way of bathing.

"It should be Silver Wolf, don't worry about her."

Bai Xi: “…”

……

"call!"

Lying on the bed, Qiong took deep breaths continuously, trying to suppress the distracting thoughts in his mind. He was already trying very hard to suppress his instinct of pleasure.

I want to defeat the black (color) devil in my heart!

That's right!That's right!

Brother! Hit me with this!

This is powerful!

The second brother who had been cheering for Qiong immediately came to show his courtesy, just like the monkey from the Flower-Fruit Mountain giving the Dinghai Shenzhen to the Great Sage.

What the hell!

Qiong really wanted to scold him, but this was his second brother. As the eldest brother, how could he not know whether he was doing this for his own good?

sad!

Sigh!

My second brother is so sincere and enthusiastic!

Holding the divine weapon that stirred the waters of the four seas, Qiong was ultimately unable to put his hand down.

Hey, the black devil’s little hands are small, soft and fragrant!

Just when Qiong was using great willpower to resist the temptation of 'Hei Xi', he suddenly remembered that he still had a magic weapon.

Immediately open the system interface, click on the equipment interface, and find the ordinary learning chip.

"Come on, Hei Xi, I need you to help me practice!"

Click to use!

The next second, like a dam bursting, countless battle scenes and experiences flooded into Qiong's mind, drowning out other distracting thoughts.

The Xuejiao Chip is not a rote learning method that simply instills experience into the mind. It will generate virtual enemies in dreams and fight with the user until the user completely digests the content of the chip.

So, Qiong and her imaginary enemy Hei Xi started a real battle with real swords and guns.

He has calmed down, but don't forget that Qiong and Xing are essentially the same person.

Due to the priority of the system mechanism, the touch of Xier's body will not be synchronized with Xing, but this does not mean that Xing is out of the matter.

Xing could hear the second brother Qiong waving the flag and shouting.

Miss!

Big brother is going to subdue the demon!

Big sister! I can only rely on you!

In her dream, Xing seemed to hear someone hugging her thighs and crying. Along with her legs being hugged, she also felt a strange feeling that she had never experienced before.

It's weird, but very comfortable!

Xing instinctively reached his little hand into the quilt.

Great Sage?