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"Yes, yes!"

In matters like this, Xingqiong has always been on the same front.

"Have something to drink and shut up."

Qiong looked at the robot in the bar.

"Okay, please wait a moment. I'm preparing 'Chaimiyouyan' for you. Let me introduce it to you. This is a drink that has been famous on the train for several amber centuries. It has the thick texture of diesel fuel, the fragrance of rice, and the refreshing taste of sea salt. The name is also quite clever..."

"Stop, shut up."

Interrupting the subsequent words in time, Qiong, who was enjoying Fengta's massage, moved her shoulders and looked at Shuzui: "Then let me ask you, then let me ask you."

The double sentence structure at the beginning made everyone in the train group who were chatting and laughing seem to have a premonition of something, and they all fell silent.

"Do you know what the funniest animal in the sea is?"

Qiong leaned on Fengta's chest, crossed his legs, tapped his fingers on the table, and asked questions like a big boss.

"Sea animals... I don't know, please enlighten me."

Qiong frowned slightly and said angrily: "Shut up, your skills are still far from enough, it's a conger eel!"

"Because, moray eels are (quite) funny."

"Oh! I see, 'conger eel' and 'still quite' sound the same! Hahaha~!"

He shut up and burst out laughing, while everyone else, including the black tower puppet, felt an invisible cold wind blowing past.

"Then let me ask you."

Qiong rested his arm on the bar and patted it. "Which planet in the galaxy is most prone to distraction?"

“…Please enlighten me.”

As the only indicator light on the front flickered, Shut Up seemed to be thinking, but could not come up with an answer.

"It was Yalilo who slipped away."

Shut up! The lights flickered again, and then suddenly lit up dramatically. "I get it!"

"The number VI sounds like the number slipping, you're a genius!"

He shut up and handed the prepared drink to Qiong with an extremely respectful attitude, perfectly embodying the charm of the Jpg emoticon package of handing tea to the boss.

There seemed to be a light frost spreading across the floor and space in the train, causing everyone to shrink.

Pam stumbled as she was walking down the stairs on her short legs.

“It tastes pretty good.”

After taking the cup and taking a sip, Qiong nodded with a teachable expression on his face.

"Well, let me ask you again."

“Why do chocolate lovers like to go to Belloberg Everwinter Ridge?”

"...Eternal Winter Ridge? Oh, I'm sorry, I don't know Beloberg."

Shut up and shook your head.

Walter's crutch began to tremble, Ji Zi's cheeks couldn't help twitching, and Dan Heng tried to open his mouth several times, but he couldn't get a word in Qiong's fluent questions and answers.

"Okay, then this question is a bit beyond your scope. Think about it later when you understand the whole story of the Yalilo incident."

Qiong nodded indulgently, "The answer is, it's because there's cocoa powder floating everywhere."

"puff!"

Xing, the only one who was not oppressed by the cold, snatched the drink from Qiong's hand, took a sip, and then spit it out from his mouth!

The others shuddered, as if they had fallen from a world of ice and snow into hell.

"Then I'll ask you again."

Qiong adjusted her sitting position:

"The ice cream in the train refrigerators disappeared for no apparent reason. Why do people think March 7th is a food thief?"

"Please enlighten me!"

Shut up and sit like a frog in a well watching the moon.

"I know this question!"

Like a teacher asking a question, the whole class is silent, and only the student who knows the answer, Xing immediately raised his hand and answered:

"The ice cream is gone. After eliminating you and me as the murderer, the only one left is Ah Qi."

Why are you so rational and confident?

Also, it’s good to be self-aware, but don’t drag me into this!

Even though he was frozen by the low temperature brought by the cold joke, March 7 still instinctively complained in his heart.

"NONONO!"

Qiong raised a finger and shook it:

"Why is that?"

Shut up and your tone is full of curiosity.

"Because Sanqi is like stealing!"

Qiong slapped her palm lightly on the bar and gave the answer.

"Sanqisixi is a homophone of 'three wives and four concubines', which is really hilarious!"

He shut up and raised his two mechanical arms, looking at the gray-haired young man as if looking at the depths of the sky, like a mayfly gazing up at the depths of the sky. It was as if a light was lit in his heart, and he exclaimed with great emotion:

"What a superb, mysterious joke!"

He shut up, bowed his teardrop-shaped body deeply, and spoke in a firm tone as if swearing to undertake some great cause.

"As expected of you, I will firmly store your humor and wisdom in the lowest level of the corpus and pass it on to generations of nameless guests!"

Click!

The words were like a heavy hammer that broke the ice that had frozen for March and July. The thought of his own name and the cold joke of keeping quiet would be passed down to the next generation.

"Don't do that kind of thing!"

Little Sanyue let out a mournful cry.

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180

Chapter 180: Smart Little Sanyue.

As if he saw a dark future looming, March Seven's expression was filled with fear. He suddenly felt his eyes go dark and he almost fell to his knees.

"Oh~!"

With an extremely exaggerated expression, Xing's face changed in an instant, and he covered his chest, as if he was performing a drama on stage.

She made a delicate gesture like Lin Daiyu wiping away tears, with tears glistening in her golden eyes. Her expression was sad and pretentiously sorrowful.

"I cry for Ah Qi~!"

San Yue Qi woke up feeling sick from the sound of Xing's voice. His little face instantly turned from fear to anger, and fire of rage burned in his eyes.

"I'm so pissed off!"

"Qiong!"

Fengta squeezed behind Qiong to get a massage. Sanyueqi had a ferocious expression on his face, like a Samoyed crawling out of hell, with his left hand clenched into a paw and his right hand clenched into a fist.

"Look at what you've done!"

San Yueqi pressed his hands against Qiong's temples like drills and rotated them back and forth.

"Hehe, you didn't expect that, Qiong cub."

Even though he felt the same sensation of being drilled on both sides of his head, Xing still resolutely hugged Qiong from the side, twisted Qiong's shoulders with both hands, and hugged Qiong tightly from behind.

"Retribution comes so quickly!"

She wanted to avenge the headlock she had just received.

"Isn't it funny? I think it's at least funnier than the joke about shutting up? Ah! Please, lady, have some mercy."

Qiong, who was locked from behind by Manlixing, struggled hard, but the gap in their physical fitness was too great, so he could only bury his head in Sanyueqi's arms, enduring the girl's vicious drilling of his head and screaming.

With her anger skyrocketing, San Yue Qi didn't care much about the squeezed curves of her chest.

Anyway, Xing and Qiong have empathy, and she had a lot of physical contact with Xing when they were playing, which is equivalent to having close contact with Qiong.

"Sister Jizi! I want to format Shut Up!"

March 7 is still very interested in Shut Up's jokes, but there is no need for jokes about her.

Every time the future junior Wumingke mentions the mature and steady senior March Seven, the first thing that comes to his mind is the cold joke of shutting up. That kind of thing is absolutely unacceptable!

"Okay, March, I support you."

Ji Zi's smile was extremely gentle, but there was a slight red glow in her eyes.

She has wanted to format this broken robot for a long time!

"Please note that formatting the device will erase all data including user's dining habits, calorie planning, metabolic efficiency, etc."

The key words were detected, and Shut Up, floating in front of the dome like a well-behaved student, immediately gave a reminder:

"Improper operation during formatting may cause serious consequences, including but not limited to disruption of life support systems and train derailment."

"It's just a formatting drink mixing robot, how could something like that happen!?"

March Seven rolled her eyes, stared at him with a look that said 'Do you think I'm stupid?' and told him to shut up and raise his little head.

"format."

"The operation is risky, please operate manually."

A virtual projection screen pops up in front of Shut Up, and there are two buttons under the warning sign of a triangle and an exclamation mark.

[Exit this operation], [Persist in formatting]

Xiao Sanyue gritted her teeth, her expression seeming to be a little bit reluctant.

But after thinking about the consequences, and Shut Up's elegant yet extremely annoying voice, it was clearly a warning to the user, but it sounded like a provocation.

It's tolerable, but Xiao Sanyue can't tolerate it!

Gritting his teeth and stamping his feet, March Seven slammed his little hand hard on the [Persist in Formatting] option.

"Thank you very much for your time with us, and I wish you a pleasant journey in the future~"

"This machine is about to be formatted and enter self-destruct mode. Dear Nameless Guests, we'll see you next time we return to the eternal realm!"

It was like the archbishop's closing speech, and Walter's forehead was throbbing with veins.

"Uwaaaaaa! What's going on?!"

Upon hearing the keyword "self-destruct", Sanyueqi withdrew her hands like lightning, curled up her arms and took several steps back. She looked like a little girl who saw sparks flying from the fuse when setting off fireworks.

She clutched her head in panic: "Why would formatting cause a self-destruction? Sister Jizi! Tell me how to cancel the process!"

Lian Jizi and Walter's expressions changed. They didn't know that formatting would trigger self-destruction.

It is not impossible to transform and renovate the character of that guy who keeps quiet.

"Please don't worry, Miss March Seven. My previous owner left a safety precaution to give everyone ample time to think rationally. Please continue with the manual operation."

Shut up and said soothingly in Otto's tone, while two options popped up in front of him again.

[Confirm to terminate formatting], [Cancel formatting process]

"what?"

San Yueqi blinked her intelligent big eyes, raised her eyebrows, and wrinkled her pretty little face. She stared at the two options for a long time before she recovered.

“There’s no choice at all!”

"Puff! Ahahahaha!"