Impossible, absolutely impossible!
"Little guy, why did you come in?"
Just as Nobita was looking around the prison, an old and powerful voice came from the side.
Looking back, I saw an old leopard lying on its side on a pile of grass in the corner, looking sloppy and smelling bad.
Old Leopard was thin, with loose silver hair. He was only wearing a pair of shorts whose original color could not be seen. His whole body was as thin as a skeleton, especially his face, which was so thin that not a single piece of flesh could be seen. The wrinkles on his face were so thick that they could even kill a fly.
But the strange thing is that even though this old guy is so malnourished and looks like death, his eyes are bright and sharp. Looking at his eyes, Nobita even feels that this old guy has a bit of majestic appearance.
The old guy has something!
This was Nobita’s first impression after seeing the old leopard.
Feeling it more carefully, this old fellow's internal strength level is quite high. Although his body is as thin as a rib, the essence of his flesh and blood is compressed into his bones. Although he looks like skin and bones, in fact, bones are his most important organs.
Nobita looked at the old leopard and didn't answer him, which made the old leopard think that Nobita didn't understand him, so he changed the language that Nobita couldn't understand and asked again.
At this time, Nobita reacted, stood up and lay on his side, with a lazy tone: "Oh, I didn't do anything. I have excellent qualifications, and my innate martial body was snatched back by the guardian. Because I was too handsome, the fat man from the Shen family of the son god took a fancy to him. When he teased him, he bit him, and then he was furious and threw him into the prison. How is it?"
"The fat man from the Shen family? The fat man who came to the prison from time to time to look for slaves? That's understandable. The number of white tigers is very small. A few hundred years ago, during the Tianhu Dynasty, the white tiger bloodline was considered aristocratic bloodline." The old leopard nodded thoughtfully and narrated the history of hundreds of years ago in a pretentious manner.
"Now that you've asked me your questions, what about you, Old Leopard? Why were you arrested? In the prison, there are either death row inmates or people who are here to be tortured. You must have been here for quite a few years, right?"
Nobita twisted his body and sat up, put the removed arm against the prison fence, rubbed and lifted it, and with a click, the removed arm was put back. Then he held his left arm with his right hand and pushed again, and both arms were put back.
The injuries and dislocated joints were all deliberately faked by Nobita. His original plan was to be taken to the fat guy's house, and while he was imprisoned, he would find a chance to escape and put a accusation on the fat guy's entire family.
Unexpectedly, the fat guy was really anxious. He touched Nobita's face with his greasy hand and even wanted to kiss him.
Nobita didn't tolerate the fat guy. He bit his hand and spit out some old phlegm at him, which made Shen Ping, the fat guy, feel sick. So he got furious and threw Nobita into a prison, ready to make him suffer.
Hearing Nobita asking about his past, the old leopard raised his head 45 degrees with a nostalgic look, as if he was recalling something beautiful, but after thinking for a while, he waved his hand and said, "Forget it, I won't say anything. There's nothing to say. It's all old stuff, so let's not talk about it."
“Oh, I see… Crunch, crunch, crunch!”
Nobita nodded thoughtfully, without asking any further questions, and then took a bite of the apple.
If they don't want to talk, I won't bother to ask. Everyone has their own difficulties. For example, if it weren't for the crystals and meteorites, and the still charming Queen of Rat, I wouldn't have come to the Rat Tribe. Now I have only accomplished one of the three goals, and I still have a long way to go.
While Nobita was chewing an apple, the old leopard next to him moved his ears and came in front of Nobita like the wind. A foul odor from his body hit Nobita in the face, making him almost vomit.
I only heard the old leopard's voice with a little trembling: "(II) Lin_⑻儛陵IX3l iu (IX); Lingmeng=This...is this an apple?"
"Hiss - this taste, I miss it so much, it's really an apple!"
The old leopard twitched his nose and circled around the apple in Nobita's hand. He wanted to touch it, but was worried that his hands would defile the sacred fruit. He wanted to eat it but was too embarrassed to bite it, so he could only get close and twitch his nose to smell it.
"No, you have to be searched when you enter the prison. Where did you get this apple?"
After smelling it for a while, the old leopard suddenly reacted and was shocked by the appearance of the apple.
Nobita moved his butt to the side and said, "There's someone on top of me. It's just an apple. Is it precious?"
As if hearing someone talking about apples, a rhino man with broken legs and a skinny body in the next cell raised his head and said, "Apples? Where are the apples?"
When no one answered, the old rhino lay back down, but with even less strength.
The old leopard pointed at the rhino in the next cell and said, "Hey, kid, do you see this? This is the reality of the prison. An apple can make a cripple stand up. The prison is a place where people suffer. There is no food to eat, no clothes to wear, no way to live, and no way to die. The porridge is so clear that you can see your face. It's no different from water. Here, this is food!"
The old leopard suddenly stretched out his hand and slapped the stone next to Nobita. A big cockroach was flattened by the old leopard. He caught it in his hand and chewed it, and the juice splashed everywhere, which made Nobita feel like vomiting.
"Don't feel disgusted. In the prison, if you don't want to eat cockroaches, you can eat other things, such as..." The old leopard looked Nobita up and down with a malicious smile, "Your roommate!"
As if to confirm what Old Leopard said, a sudden scream came from the cell diagonally opposite. A skinny old cow pounced on his roommate, Old Sheep, and bit his throat. Then the two were separated by the prison boss who came after hearing the news. Old Cow knocked Old Sheep over with a stick. Old Sheep was checked to see if he was still breathing. After being found to be still breathing, he was carried away, leaving behind the old cow that had torn a piece of flesh from his roommate's neck, chewing the mutton with bloodshot eyes.
The sight of the humanoid creatures gnawing at each other completely destroyed Nobita's appetite, and he could only throw the apple to the old leopard next to him.
The old leopard thanked the owner profusely and took the apple. He sniffed the smell on the apple fiercely, as if it was not an apple, but the legendary fairy fruit. After sniffing for a long time, the old leopard took a bite of the apple, and then while chewing, tears flowed down his face.
"That's the taste. That's the taste. I never thought that after sitting in prison for fifty years, I would be able to eat an apple one day."
The old leopard was holding the apple and crying.
It is clearly just an apple, but in the eyes of the old leopard, this apple seems to be his real father.
"Tulu, Tulu..."
Just as Old Leopard was indulging in the fragrance of the apple, he heard the shrill sound of slurping noodles and the aroma of braised meat on the noodles.
"No, what's wrong with you, little kid? It's fine that you can carry the apple, but how did you bring in the noodles? Noodles with gravy, with a bowl and chopsticks?" The old leopard was shocked. He was so happy to take a bite of the leftover apple of others, but when he turned around, he saw others eating noodles with gravy.
"A gentleman hides his talents. What's wrong with me hiding an apple or a bowl of noodles?"
Nobita rolled his eyes at the old leopard and slurped his noodles.
It was not easy at all. After such a long time, he finally found a good place to eat. God knows how he got through these days. He ate millet porridge, steamed corn bread and pickles all day long. He couldn't even poop properly.
The key is that he cannot just take out food to eat casually. Lao Deng would often force him to do experiments all night long, and he never knew when he would suddenly burst in during the day to show him his inventions. In addition, the villagers around him had an incredibly sensitive sense of smell. That day, as soon as he took out a chicken leg, several street kids from the village came to his door following the smell.
In order to hide his identity, Nobita could only endure humiliation and eat coarse food with the rat clan.
Now, coming to this smelly prison, Nobita found that he could actually eat. It was really touching. The most important thing was that there were people wailing around him, which even covered up the sound of his eating.
How can this be called a prison? This is heaven!
Stay there for a few more days, eat something good first, then go out and grab fire crystals and meteorites.
Nobita thought about this as he finished the last bit of noodles in the bowl, burped, and then prepared to pour out the soup in the bowl and put the bowl in his arms.
Unexpectedly, the old leopard came up to him and said, "Hey? Wait, little friend, don't waste it. This noodle soup is so delicious. If you don't want to drink it, you can save it for me!"
The old leopard rubbed his hands and stared at the bowl of noodles in Nobita's hand with his bright eyes.
"Old leopard, who are you? Why are you so arrogant? Do you want to ask me for food?" Nobita didn't want to bother with this old guy.
It is better to have less trouble than more. He has no connection with this old leopard. He will only stay here for a few days, eat something, and then leave when he finds a chance. So there is really nothing to get to know about an old guy in prison.
Nobita didn't take the old leopard seriously, but the old leopard took himself seriously. When Nobita asked him who he was, he straightened his chest and raised his head, stroked his beard, and said proudly: "I will never change my name, Shangguan Wulong!"
"Shangguan Wulong? I'm Ximen Bouchong, I don't know him!"
After listening to Old Leopard's self-introduction, Nobita shook his head, indicating that he did not recognize the name.
Unexpectedly, after hearing Daxiong say that he didn't know him, Shangguan Wulong became anxious: "No, it's me, Shangguan Wulong, the chief minister of Daming, the Minister of War, Shangguan Wulong! The father-in-law of the current emperor!"
"I say, old bug, how many years have you been in prison? Where is the father-in-law of the emperor and the Minister of War? You have been in prison for fifty years, and I am only eight years old this year, not even nine. How can I know you?"
Nobita rolled his eyes at the old man, feeling that he had gone crazy from being in jail, and besides, the emperor of Ming had been replaced a long time ago, and there were ten dragons competing for the throne. Who would remember you, an old gangster from the previous dynasty?
Hearing that Nobita really didn't recognize him, the old leopard Shangguan Wulong sighed, "Indeed, I'm not an important person, so it's reasonable that no one remembers me... Little guy, let's make a deal, can you let me taste this noodle soup? I haven't eaten noodles for decades."
After a brief period of loss, Shangguan Wulong once again begged Nobita to give him noodle soup.
"It's okay to give it to you. Do you have anything to exchange?" Nobita held the bowl of noodles and pretended to spill it.
"No, no, no, don't fall. Let me think about it."
When Shangguan Wulong saw that Nobita was actually going to pour the noodle soup, his brain started thinking quickly.
"Well, you have an innate martial body. Do you want to inherit my legacy? Become my disciple?"
After thinking for a long time, Shangguan Wulong realized that this was all he had left.
After hearing this, Nobita just smiled and bared his teeth: "I don't want to!"
After saying that, Nobita poured out the noodle soup and turned over to sleep.
"Ah! What a pity for you, kid. What a pity. What a pity..."
Shangguan Wulong stood beside the noodle soup that Nobita poured out, feeling anxious, angry, regretful and sad.
This is the soup for braised pork noodles!
He hasn't even had a sip yet!
This damn little tiger!
Chapter 135 Leaving the Prison
Just as the old man Shangguan Wulong said, life in prison is not easy, and just eating this is enough to torture people.
When Nobita was in the Rat Village before, he couldn't say that the food was very good, but at least he could eat his fill. Steamed corn bread, pickles and millet porridge were enough to get him about 80% full.
But now that you are in prison, let alone being 80% full, even being able to be 30% full is already a blessing from God.
There was a bucket of thin millet porridge with only a few millet grains visible. The prison boss reached out and scooped a spoonful of millet porridge, which was as much as the water used to wash the pot, into the bowl. During the process of scooping the porridge, the prison boss' thumb was still stuck in the bowl, and his black nails were disgusting to look at.
What's even more disgusting is the wooden barrel that was put in along with the porridge. It was a toilet, an ordinary wooden barrel with a wooden seat, and it was used as a toilet.
The rat tribe made full use of everything, even the feces and urine of the prisoners in the prison were used as fertilizer, without any waste.
With the extremely dirty toilet being put in, Nobita decided to escape from prison at night.
He had originally planned to stay in the rat clan's prison for a few days, but these guys actually treated him like this. They were truly beasts. If the environment was a little better, he would really like to stay in the prison for a few days.
Now? See you!
There is no sunlight in the dungeon, so naturally no one knows what the weather is like or what time it is. But Nobita has the ability to see through things, so he can tell what the weather is like outside with just a quick glance.
As the sounds of the jailers drinking and playing finger-guessing games in the dungeon became quieter and quieter, and the groans of the surrounding prisoners became quieter and quieter, Nobita sat up from the weeds, reached into his arms, took out a straw from his four-dimensional pocket, then held the straw in his mouth and blew hard into it, and white smoke spurted out of the straw, spreading from the cell where Nobita was to the entire dungeon.
……
The sleeping gas looks like an ordinary straw, but it contains gas that can make people sleep until dawn. People who smell the gas will only think about going to sleep, and then sleep until dawn, and will never wake up during the period.
……
Thump, thump!
The sounds of bodies falling down rang out one after another. Nobita stuffed the straw of Sleeping Gas back into his arms. His body shook, and the two golden needles locked on his scapula were squeezed out.
These two golden needles were the insurance put in place after the four ghosts from southern Yunnan blocked Nobita's "internal force". The original plan was to let the fat rat Shen Ping have a taste of the little tiger Nobita, but unexpectedly the little tiger bit back and injured Shen Ping.
To be honest, in the context of martial arts and fantasy, it is simply impossible to use internal force, true energy or mechanisms to subdue Nobita. The reason why Nobita was caught was purely because he wanted to experience being caught, and there was no such thing as being captured accidentally.
Nobita has so many abilities, but he is just adapting to the local customs and not using all of them. Normally, he only uses martial arts from the Rainbow Blue World, such as the "Wuhuang Atlas".
Without saying too much, Nobita also has a skill called the Mighty Heavenly Dragon. He steps on a golden dragon and soars into the clouds. Who in this world can be his rival?
Nobita didn't use his skills and props to do anything wrong, he just wanted to have a greater sense of participation in the small world.
After knocking down the jailer and prisoners in the dungeon and removing the shackles on their bodies, Nobita stretched one leg out of the prison, preparing to use his bone-shrinking skill to escape.
The other prisoners were more or less restrained by shackles and chains, but because Nobita's arm joints had been dislocated and his collarbone had been pierced, the jailers thought that Nobita was subdued and did not use any restraint tools on him, although they were not very useful.
Nobita stretched his neck and tightened his stomach, and was about to cross the prison bars and run towards freedom. A sudden voice behind him made him stunned, and his head almost got stuck on the bars.
"Where are you going, young man? You are quite addicted to smoke. Could you please take the key to the prison and let me out?"
Shangguan Wulong sat up and looked at Nobita with a smirk on his face.
"What's wrong with you, old man? How can you stay awake?"
Nobita knows that his sleeping gas is colorless and odorless, and has a strong diffusion rate. Just a little smell will take effect and make him fall asleep automatically. What's wrong with this old guy Shangguan Wulong?
The old leopard Shangguan Wulong just stroked his beard, with the corner of his mouth slightly raised: "I forgot to tell you that I am proficient in the tortoise breathing technique. When I took it from the toilet, I had already held my breath. Later, I found that you, a little kid, could blow smoke, so I held my breath. I didn't expect that your smoke effect was quite strong. My friend, please give me some face and help me. If you take me out, I will tell you where my Daming Imperial Tomb is."
Not to mention, the conditions offered by Shangguan Wulong are quite tempting, but Nobita has a big appetite and is not so easily satisfied.
"Old man, you gave out the address of the imperial mausoleum as a condition so easily. There must be some more important secret. If there is, just tell me. It will be good for you and me. Taking you away is not something that can be exchanged for the location of an invisible and intangible imperial mausoleum." Nobita retracted his legs and made conditions to the old man Shangguan Wulong.
Those who understand know that no one will reveal their full bottom price when making a deal.
Nobita felt that since this old leopard had revealed the location of the imperial tomb so easily, he must have a more important secret than the imperial tomb.
Nobita is not very interested in things like imperial tombs.
Nobita has no shortage of gold, silver and treasures. The material converter can turn any stone picked up on the roadside into gold.
Nobita doesn't need magical weapons either. In his hands, he has Monkey King's golden cudgel, Zhu Bajie's nine-toothed rake, Calabash Brothers' sword, and all the equipment from the Legend of Sword and Fairy series. Which one is not a magical weapon?
As for the secret manuals of magical skills, is there any magical skill more powerful than the "Wuhuang Atlas" from Nuwa in Nobita's hand?
The tomb of a mere founding emperor is not worth that much, even if this founding emperor became a great master and lived for two hundred years.
Nobita felt that if the old man wanted to use his granddaughter or great-granddaughter as a condition, he could still accept it with some reluctance, but he could only let the old man speak for himself. If Nobita didn't take the initiative to speak, wouldn't he think of him as a pervert who couldn't walk when he saw a woman?
Shangguan Wulong expected Daxiong to be dissatisfied. He thought for a moment and said, "How about my inheritance? If you practice my martial arts, you may be promoted to the level of a grandmaster. Your innate martial arts body is the most suitable physique for inheriting my legacy."
Hearing that the old man wanted to take him in as a disciple and take advantage of him again, Daxiong asked back: "Old man, you said that your martial arts can be promoted to a grandmaster, so let me ask you, what is your current realm?"
The old man's martial arts skills are pretty good. The essence of his flesh and blood is concentrated in his bones, making outsiders think that the old man is just an ordinary person, but Nobita can sense the potential explosive power in the old man's body, and he is at least at the master level.
The only thing I don’t understand is why this old man has to live in seclusion in the rat clan’s prison, and has been living in seclusion for so many years.
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