Pushing open the small door, Nobita walked into the Lengyu Palace.
In fact, this Lengyu Palace doesn't look like a palace at all. Nobita has scanned it with his telekinesis. In fact, the Lengyu Palace is the courtyard in front of him plus all the surrounding courtyards. This is the complete scope of the Lengyu Palace. However, the Lengyu Palace is now separated by a red wall, and the former hall has been completely demolished and turned into courtyards.
It's no wonder that the courtyard where Xiaolan lives is the largest one in the ruins of the Lengyu Palace. The area of the house is about 100 square meters, which is not small at all. In the human world, ordinary people who want to buy a house in a better location and a bigger house will have to pay off a mortgage for decades.
"Brother Xiaohu, you are here!"
Xiaolan, who was originally sitting on a chair writing, saw Nobita appear and jumped into Nobita's arms like a young swallow returning to its nest.
The little girl now regards Nobita as her only relative!
Nobita looked up and around. The table in the room was moved out. On the table were names written in chalk, including "Xiao Lan", "Brother Xiao Hu", and "Sister Silly Girl".
"Brother Xiaohu, you're back." Silly Girl greeted Nobita, took off her apron and stopped babysitting mode.
"Xiao Lan, what did your silly sister teach you?" Nobita put his arm around Xiao Lan's shoulders, walked to the table and put the lunch box on it.
"Here, here, Sister Silly Girl taught me how to write. Brother Xiaohu, look, this is you, this is Xiaolan, and this is Sister Silly Girl."
Xiaolan showed off to Nobita the characters she had learned this afternoon and was very happy to show them to him.
"Well, Xiaolan's handwriting is really beautiful, better than mine. Go wash your hands first and get ready for dinner." Nobita touched Xiaolan's head, pinched her bunny ears, and encouraged her. "Okay." Xiaolan went to the side to get some water with full energy.
When Nobita left, he found an unused small water tank in the yard next door. It happened that no one lived nearby except Xiaolan, so Nobita moved the tank over, cleaned it, and used it to hold water. This way, Xiaolan didn't have to go through the trouble of fetching water.
"Brother Xiaohu, this is the nameless secret book I found under the table when I was moving it. Take a look."
Silly Girl took out a book without a cover from behind her back and gave it to Nobita.
Nobita took the secret book and flipped through it casually. He found that the book was quite old and the pages were yellowed. It was an old book that had been stored for decades. The cover of the book had been gnawed by mice, and only the last word "Gong" was left on the yellow cover.
There is not much missing in the content of the book. The secret book is a book of mental skills, and the level of profoundness of the skills reaches the master level. When practicing the martial arts in this secret book, ice-attributed true qi can be generated in the body.
Nobita knew that this secret book must belong to Yuchan Palace.
Most of the martial arts in Yuchan Palace are of ice attribute. Before coming here, Xue Jing had told Nobita about the martial arts of Yuchan Palace. So although Nobita has never practiced the martial arts of Yuchan Palace, he is already familiar with it, so he can accurately determine the source of this secret book.
The martial arts recorded in this secret book are characterized by the use of many meridians. The internal force flowing through the meridians and the internal force that can be stored in the dantian are three to five times that of the same realm. Just looking at the internal force that can reach the grandmaster realm and the elemental properties of the true qi, the level of this nameless mental method is similar to the Black Heart Tiger's Demonic Dance.
However, although this nameless martial art is of the same level as Blackheart Tiger's Heavenly Demon Dance, this martial art as a whole is not as good as Heavenly Demon Dance.
The reason is simple, practicing this martial art consumes too many resources!
To practice this martial art, before reaching the innate realm, one must replenish qi and blood, and strengthen tendons and bones.
How to replenish? Food supplement!
Ginseng, deer antler, Polygonum multiflorum, Ganoderma lucidum, donkey-hide gelatin, astragalus, whatever can replenish blood, whatever is expensive can be obtained.
In terms of food supplements, the Wuming Heart Method and the Jinniu Sect's "eat, eat, eat" magic skill are similar. The difference between the two is that one focuses on quantity rather than quality, while the other focuses on quality rather than quantity.
The eating-eating-eating magic skill only seeks to eat more and be full, whereas the nameless mental rule requires eating well.
What's even more outrageous about the nameless mental method is that when the practitioner reaches the innate realm, not only must the medicinal herbs they take be mainly hundreds of years old, but even the location of practice has requirements. They must choose cold places such as ice caves, preferably snow-capped mountains, and go wherever is coldest.
To practice this martial art, you need at least a cold jade bed to sleep on!
After reading the training requirements, Nobita thought that this martial arts could be named "The Magic Kung Fu to Eliminate the Rich Dog Owners". Before mastering it, the rich dog owners will go bankrupt, and after mastering it, the rich dog owners will be eliminated. Without billions of assets, one cannot support a practitioner.
At this time, Xiaolan also washed her hands and returned to Nobita. The silly girl next to her opened the food box considerately. There was steaming hot belly-stuffed chicken in the food box, and the greedy Xiaolan drooled.
"Xiaolan, do you know who put this martial arts secret book used to pad the corner of the table?" Nobita pushed the secret book in front of Xiaolan.
"Martial arts secrets? I don't know." Xiaolan shook her head. "This book has been placed under the table. I once asked my mother-in-law what this book was. She said it was a book that would bring disaster."
"Then do you want to practice?" Nobita asked.
Nobita's idea is that if Xiaolan wants to be the palace master, she has to practice the Yuchan Palace's skills. The Yuchan Palace emphasizes inheritance, and Xuejing said that the martial arts practiced by the Yuchan Palace's disciples are capped at the innate realm. If one wants to reach the master realm, one needs to become the master of the Ice Soul Sword, draw cold air into the body, and practice hard skills to become a master.
Now there is a martial arts book that can directly lead to the grandmaster level, and it is also the exclusive martial arts of Yuchan Palace. There is no reason not to practice it.
"Is there any benefit in practicing?" Xiaolan suddenly looked up and asked.
"Well...it may not be good for you, but it's good for me." Nobita didn't want to lie to the child, so he told the truth.
"Then I will practice. My brother is very good to me. My mother-in-law once said that a drop of kindness should be repaid with a spring. So if practicing this martial art can help my brother, then I will practice it." Xiaolan clenched her fists and agreed immediately.
"Aren't you afraid of getting into trouble?"
"No, what I fear most is that no one will accompany me. If I practice martial arts, it would be great if my brother could accompany me."
Xiaolan's thoughts are very simple and pure. She does not have the intrigues of adults. She only wants to repay Nobita's kindness.
"Okay, I can promise you that I won't leave until you have completely mastered this martial art."
After hearing that Xiaolan agreed to practice martial arts, Nobita also took the initiative to make a promise.
"Well, Xiaolan will practice well." Xiaolan nodded sensibly.
"Okay, to reward Xiaolan for being sensible, I'll give you some drinks, but don't drink too much."
Nobita was also happy. Thinking that his mission progress had advanced one step further, he took out his spiritual juice and poured a glass for Xiaolan.
Spiritual juice and spiritual wine have the same effect, both can nourish the body. Xiaolan is so weak, she needs to be well nourished to lay a good foundation.
After dinner, Nobita made an appointment with Xiaolan to come early the next day, then turned around and left Lengyu Palace and returned to the chores.
To practice the "Divine Art of Eliminating the Rich Dog Owner", many things are needed. Not to mention the various spiritual objects for food supplements, Nobita has enough of them, but Nobita needs to prepare a place for Xiaolan to assist in the practice.
There is no ice cave, but Nobita has a cold jade bed!
He planned to use TV insect glue to pull out the cold jade bed from the TV series "The Return of the Condor Heroes" and give it to Xiaolan.
Chapter 74 Moving Pictures
Nobita felt a little regretful!
I regretted not finding a room to stay in Lengyu Palace. Listening to the grinding of teeth, snoring and farting of the brothers around me was really annoying. Moreover, these brothers who ate and lived together did not pay much attention to personal hygiene. The smell of sweat was really...
vomit!
And the accommodation environment is not very good. There is only a broken mat and a broken quilt. Although it is summer, there is no rush to cover yourself with it, but it is too perfunctory.
Damn it, I can’t stand it!
After the weasel boy next to him farted again, Nobita did a somersault, sat up from the big bunk bed, put on his shoes and ran to the door of Zheng Guizi's room near the kitchen.
In the room, the lights were on brightly. Zheng Quezi was drinking alone, flipping through a tattered book. On the table next to him was a plate of pork head, a plate of peanuts, and a plate of stir-fried seasonal vegetables. Zheng Quezi never took his eyes off the book and his mouth off the wine, enjoying the whole experience.
Nobita has good eyesight and can see the words written on the cover of the book that Zheng Guizi is holding: "Mr. Zhu's Journey into the Martial Arts World" from "The New Plum in the Vase".
The name is not very serious, and it can be seen that Zheng Quezi has been playing with and reading this book a lot, so much so that the pages are curled.
Button, button, button!
"Hello Uncle Zheng, Xiaohu, I need your help with something." Nobita knocked on the door, attracting the attention of Zheng Quezi.
Seeing that the person was Nobita, Zheng Guizi was not too happy. He was just about to use the illustrations to have some fun, but a little brat came and disturbed his interest. However, thinking that Nobita was so sensible and had even given him silver, a mere matter of seven or eight inches was not too important.
"It's Xiaohu, what's wrong? Did those servants bully you?" This was the only thing Zheng Quezi could think of that Nobita was looking for him about.
But Nobita really didn't come here for this matter. Which of those servants would be so blind as to dare to cause trouble for him?
With Senior Sister Xiaochan leading the way, and later Nobita bringing in the senior sister from the inner sect, Fox Meier, and with Nobita taking over the small stove on his own initiative, and with his superb cooking skills, this group of peasants wanted to treat Nobita like their grandfather.
These little servants can work in the kitchen, so who wouldn't want to learn a few tricks from them so that they can have a living after returning home? Although Zheng Quezi and Fang Lao Hu have some cooking skills, they are not many, and there are only a few dishes, and they don't teach these servants.
Zheng Quezi had only one apprentice, Fang Lao Hu. The master and apprentice, one the head chef and the other the sous chef, worked together to control the entire kitchen. They taught others cooking skills, but it was these two masters who starved to death.
Now that Nobita is here, the kitchen is peaceful. Now that Nobita is here, we have a great chef!
Putting aside other things, I can learn some Taoism from Nobita and also make some Wensi tofu. After I go back, there is no restaurant that I can't go to.
"Uncle, those janitors were very nice to me. They treated me very kindly and didn't bully me. It was my problem. I'm not used to sleeping in the same room with others, so..."
Nobita's implication was clear. These people were grinding their teeth and farting, and I couldn't sleep well. Please help me solve this problem quickly.
After understanding Daxiong's intention, Zheng Quezi spread his hands and said helplessly: "Xiaohu, it's not that uncle doesn't want to help you, it's just that our errand department is so small. If you want to move to another place, there is no..."
"I see there are more empty rooms in Lengyu Palace, so I want to move there. If uncle can help me, I can help him draw some erotic pictures!" Daxiong pulled out a trump card, "I see uncle's copy of "New Vase Plum" has been read to pieces, I'm afraid it's not exciting enough. If uncle agrees, I can help him draw some moving erotic pictures!"
Ok?
A moving pornographic palace?
Zheng Quezi's eyes lit up. Where in the world could you find a moving pornographic palace? Only in a brothel could you see moving scenes. But visiting a brothel was too expensive. One had to go down the mountain and leave the Tianmen Mountain.
Tianmen Mountain does not allow vulgar places like brothels to appear!
Therefore, Zheng Quezi would only go shopping during festivals, and usually he could only use this book to do handicrafts.
The curling of book pages is not entirely due to too many turns of the pages. Sometimes it is also because some of the liquid gets on your hands, which causes the pages to curl.
Now that Zheng Quezi heard that Nobita had moving erotic pictures, he was of course interested.
What’s the point of just one or two illustrations? It has to be a GIF!
"Xiao Hu, this spring... cough cough cough, tell me in detail." Zheng Quezi did not forget his dignity as an elder, but his dignity was completely lost when Nobita saw the copy of "New Vase Plum" in his hand.
"If your uncle can allow me to live in Lengyu Palace, I will personally present you with two erotic books in three days." Nobita made this condition, not afraid that Zheng Quezi would not agree.
This pighead has been stuck in the mountains for such a long time, and is surrounded by beautiful girls. Most men can't resist it, let alone this fat guy with a bloated brain.
"Can you accept private customization?" Zheng Quezi asked in a low voice.
"Okay, but you have to pay extra. I just want to cook in the kitchen and don't want to do odd jobs. If uncle can..." Nobita sat on the chair, picked up a piece of pork head and stuffed it into his mouth.
"I agree, I will definitely agree. It's just a small matter. Hold me." When Zheng Quezi heard that it was such a small matter, he patted his chest and nodded repeatedly in agreement, "Xiao Hu, can the little people in the painting be pigs? They don't have to be drawn so handsome. Just draw them according to how I draw them. For female characters, just rabbits and foxes! The foxes should be drawn more coquettishly, and the rabbits should be drawn pure and innocent, and they should be smaller in size..."
Daxiong reminded faintly: "Uncle, aren't you afraid that if this picture gets out, the senior sisters will chop off your pig's head and throw it into the pot to cook it?"
"Ah... indeed, then let's not use foxes and rabbits. Anyway, I don't want a female pig-headed man." Zheng Quezi touched his almost nonexistent neck and was quite scared.
"Okay, then I'll draw a deer-headed man and a dog-headed man for uncle."
"I don't want a dog-headed man, give me a goat-headed man."
"Okay, then uncle will personally inspect it in three days, and I won't bother you anymore."
After saying that, Nobita stood up, saluted Zheng Quezi, and prepared to leave.
"Okay, okay, nephew, walk slowly. It's hard to walk at night, be careful not to slip. You don't have to get up tomorrow morning." Zheng Quezi limped to the door and watched Nobita go away.
……
The so-called moving erotica is to draw a series of continuous pictures, which rely on the persistence of vision of the naked eye to achieve the moving effect when turning the pages.
Find some cardboard and simply draw some colorful pictures on it. You don’t even need to draw at all, you can just use props to make a page-turning animation.
Thanks to the background setting of this world, the reading and writing habits are both horizontal and from left to right, which makes it a lot more convenient for Nobita.
Nobita has read countless books, so it is not difficult for him to make up two stories and post some pictures. He has already come up with ideas, one is "Young Ah Zhu" and the other is "Mr. Zheng's Trip to Tokyo".
"Young Ah Zhu" is about "Ah Zhu's results in the imperial examination were not ideal, and he failed again this year. He could no longer pay the rent for the small courtyard he rented, and the landlord's wife came to ask for the rent, and the lady..."
As for "Mr. Zheng's Trip to the Tokyo", it is just a pig-headed version of Ximen Qing, nothing much to say.
As for the picture that Nobita posted, he was even planning to post some color pictures for Zheng Quezi to let him see what modern technology is.
While he was daydreaming, Nobita had already arrived at Lengyu Palace, wanting to see how Xiaolan was doing first.
But as soon as Nobita jumped into the yard, he was shocked by the scene in the yard!
The whole courtyard was covered in silver and filled with cold air, as if it had arrived in the Ice Age. A thin layer of ice covered the whole courtyard, and even the water in the water tank had frozen into ice.
The source of the cold air was the room where Xiaolan lived!
Bang!
"Xiaolan!"
Nobita kicked the door open, and a lot of ice chips fell off the door.
Seeing the scene in front of him, Nobita was furious!
Xiaolan's small figure huddled on the bed, tightly wrapped in a quilt that was as thin as a blanket, and cold air kept coming out of her mouth. The cold air emanating from Xiaolan's body gradually froze her and the quilt on her.
In the middle of the quilt, a green light emanated, which contrasted with the moonlight outside the window and emitted endless chill.
"Xiao Hu...Brother..." Xiaolan called Nobita's name softly and then fainted.
Which bastard dares to touch my sister?
Nobita stepped forward quickly, condensed the magic power in his hands, and instantly evaporated the ice on Xiaolan's body. Then Nobita sat on the bed, helped Xiaolan, who was barely breathing, up, and checked her condition.
After this check, Nobita was furious.
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