The funny skits all turned into tear-jerkers in the end, and the endings should have been positive.
Today's skits are not even as interesting as "Going Up Spring Mountain". At least there are people with eight hundred tricks up their sleeves who keep making trouble, which is entertaining to watch.
After Yuzi and her daughter finished cleaning up the dishes, the family of four started watching the skit together, and were amused by the skit on TV.
It was not until eight o'clock in the evening, when night fell and it became pitch black outside, with only the lights on in the house. Snowflakes were slowly falling outside, and the tiny snowflakes were blown by the wind and rolled down the glass on the door.
clap clap!
"Okay, everyone, it's time to give out presents!"
Aunt Kaori clapped her hands, drawing everyone's attention, then took out a plaid towel and placed it in the middle of the table.
This year, Nobita's family plans to use gift wraps to send gifts. This way they can save money and don't have to worry about quality issues with the gifts.
The most important thing is that Nobita doesn't have to worry about being sent celebrity biographies every year like the Christmas he remembers.
I have to say that Tamako and Shinsuke really don't spoil Nobita. One thinks there is no need to buy very good gifts in order to save money, and the other thinks that instead of buying toys, it is better to buy some practical and meaningful gifts.
The Celebrity Biography is the gift that the couple decided to give to Nobita after discussion.
It's not just the former Nobita, but almost all Nobitas in parallel universes will be sent to the Master's Biography.
Nobita in the world of butter, our protagonist is the same, the first celebrity biography I remember being given was a Japanese series, such as "Toyotomi Hideyoshi", "Tokugawa Ieyasu", "Ito Hirobumi"...
After the Japanese celebrities were all sent, the biographies of foreign celebrities were sent, including Lincoln, Russell, Bach, Tchaikovsky...
Fortunately, Shinsuke is not here this year, and based on Nobita's understanding of Tamako, or rather, his understanding of Tamako's knowledge, she definitely doesn't know those celebrity biographies, so he doesn't need to collect them.
The rule of gift giving is that each person gives three gifts, one to each person other than themselves, so that everyone can get three gifts. It is also stipulated that gifts can only be opened after all the gifts are given.
The first person to present a gift was Grandma. She put her hands on the tied swaddle and cast her eyes on Nobita. The swaddle became square, about half the size of a table. When she untied the swaddle, a huge paper box was revealed. No one could see what was inside because it was wrapped in colored paper.
Nobita could see it, but in order to maintain the surprise, he did not use his ability of perspective.
Grandma's eyes fell on Yuzi, and the swaddle became a square box again. However, compared to Nobita's box that took up half of the table, the gift box given by grandma was much smaller, only the size of a fist. When it was aunt's turn, the gift box given by grandma was also larger than Nobita's gift box.
After one round, each of the four people received three gifts.
Just as everyone was getting ready to open their presents, Aunt Kaori suddenly raised her hand.
"Wait a minute, everyone. I suggest that we play a game first. After a round of the game, whoever ranks behind will not only be punished but also have to open his presents. How about that?" Aunt's eyes fell on everyone and she smiled like a fox. Grandma nodded and said, "Okay, we have nothing to do anyway, so let's play."
Yuzi nodded: "I have no objection."
Nobita: "Me too."
Aunt: "Okay, since everyone agrees, this is the game show for tonight, no one can refuse!"
Kaori took out a game program list and placed it in front of everyone.
"Since we want to play, let's play bigger. The punishment for the loser is drinking and taking off clothes, hehehe——"
The aunt smiled with a smile that showed that she had succeeded in stealing a chicken and becoming a king.
"Wait, Kaori, this..." Tamako hesitated, because the scale of this kind of adult game is a bit too big.
"Are you afraid of losing, sister-in-law? Godmother, do you agree?" But Aunt Kaori didn't care. Instead, she asked for grandma's opinion [during the meal, Aunt had already become grandma's goddaughter] "Okay, but drinking..." Grandma naturally agreed. It's okay for young people to be more open about their games, but drinking is a problem.
Aunt Kaori had anticipated this. She patted Nobita on the shoulder and said, "Nobita, take out the cap of your Zuixunxun bottle. This way, everyone can get drunk without getting hurt. How can drinking juice hurt your body?"
When Yuzi heard about the drunk bottle cap, she felt relieved, but when she thought of another punishment, she couldn't help but worry again.
But after thinking it over, I still agreed. After all, it's a holiday and I can't spoil everyone's fun. This is the first time in so many years that I get to go home and spend Christmas with my mother, and I can't spoil her fun.
So, in order to take care of her mother's emotions, Yuzi agreed to participate in the game, a unique and very exciting four-person game!
Chapter 10: Christmas War (V)
Next is a game that involves moral integrity and dignity, so I’ll first post a picture of grandma’s ru·yun.
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"In the first round of the game, we'll sing karaoke. Each person will sing three songs in order, and four songs will constitute a round. After each round, the person with the highest song score doesn't have to drink, but the other three have to. At the end of the game, the scores will be counted. The person with the highest score doesn't have to take off any clothes, but the others have to take off one. Nobita, take out the karaoke machine and the drunken bottle cap." After the aunt explained the rules of the first round of the game, she asked Nobita for props.
Aunt Kaori's impression of Nobita, besides the fact that he is good at sex and not clingy, is also his almost omnipotent space bag, which can take out anything he wants.
The karaoke machine and b'a deleted zero age VII <Jiuwu Pa Junyang Zui Xunxun bottle cap are the props that the aunt uses to entertain herself when Nobita is not around.
Nobita took out a square singing machine with a touch screen, which was like a small TV. He took out a data cable, connected one end to the TV and the other end to the singing machine. Soon, the content on the TV screen was assimilated by the singing machine and turned into a playlist.
While her sister-in-law and godmother were studying the singing machine, Aunt Kaori put the bottle cap of Drunk on the juice and used the juice as wine and a punishment prop.
After installing the singing machine, Nobita looked at the juice on the table, thought for a while, took out a wine jar and put it on the table, and said: "Mother, aunt, grandma, don't drink the juice. I have a health-preserving medicinal wine from the future, called Hundred Flowers and Hundred Fruits Brew. It is not strong enough and is a fruity drink that even children can drink. The most important thing is that it can beautify the skin and nourish the yin and kidneys."
After saying that, Nobita broke the mud seal on the wine jar, revealing the jar mouth wrapped in red cloth underneath.
Before the jar was opened, a thick mist quietly diffused out, and a strange fragrance spread in the room. Both Nobita and the three elders were immersed in this strange fragrance.
This fragrance is like the fragrance of flowers, peach blossoms, pear blossoms, roses...
It also seems to be the fragrance of fruit, apples, pears, peaches...
Various fragrant aromas are mixed together but in layers. The faint aroma of wine is barely visible, hidden in the strong aroma, but not dispersed by the aroma.
The fragrance lingered for a while and then quickly dissipated, and everyone quickly regained consciousness.
Aunt Kaori slammed the table and said angrily: "Huh? Nobita, you have something like this but you don't let me try it? I can only drink juice with the bottle cap!"
Mother Yuzi was a little worried: "Nobita, this wine is very expensive, right?"
Grandma didn't care and quickly urged: "Yuzi, you should change your frugal character. You should spend when you should and save when you should. There is no point in being stingy. Besides, this is Nobita's gift to us. You can't not drink it yourself and not let us drink it just because it's too expensive. I'm an old woman, how long can I live? If I can't drink this kind of beauty-enhancing food... Nobita, is this really beauty-enhancing?" "Yes, grandma." Nobita nodded.
"...If I can't drink this magical fruit wine that can make me beautiful, I will die with regrets--" said grandma, quietly wiping away her tears.
Yuzi: "..."
Is it true?
Don't think I don't know that you secretly used the Age Fountain to turn yourself into eighteen years old.
Are you still not able to rest in peace? My neighbor, Grandma Taojing, passed away seven days ago, and you are still alive and well, even suffering from uterine cold and menstruation. Are you still not able to rest in peace?
"Nobita, is this bottle of wine really not expensive?"
Tamako was still a little worried. She had heard Doraemon complain before that Nobita had a record of making random purchases in the future and he had no money to compensate others, so Doraemon had to work in the middle of the night to pay off his debts.
"Don't worry, mother. This wine only costs 100 yen, and it's in coins. I exchanged it with someone at the flea market in the future. In the future, the coins in our hands now will be antiques and very valuable. If we can only support barter, I think we will get rich soon." Nobita lied to deceive Tamako.
In fact, Nobita's Hundred Flowers and Fruits Wine is a product of Baoqingfang from the world of "White Snake".
Nobita has been in that world for twenty years, usually just trying to balance the yin and yang of two snake spirits, and becoming a human-shaped medicine residue. If it weren't for the health products from Baoqingfang, that is, the elixir and wine for support, Nobita might have died of ejaculation.
The two snakes in the world of "White Snake" are not as good as the two snakes in "Calabash Brothers". Not only are the Golden Snake and the Green Snake plump, but they also have the bonus of being a wife. They treat Nobita like a treasure.
What about Xiaobai and Xiaoqing? These two have absorbed too much mana from their own kind, and usually they are either digesting mana or on the way to digesting mana. The way they digest mana is also very simple, that is, they use the Yang energy of Daxiong to reconcile their own Yin attribute mana.
After feeding the two snakes for the last time and learning that they would sleep for a hundred years to integrate their magical powers, Nobita finally left the world of "White Snake" completely.
This wine made from a hundred flowers and fruits is a new product developed in the world of "White Snake" in the past two years. It is a spiritual wine specially used for cleansing the marrow of mortals and minor demons. As the deputy master of Baoqingfang and a master of weapon training, medicine refining and demon transformation, Nobita can naturally get this spiritual wine for free. However, in so many worlds, Nobita has never encountered any world of martial arts, immortal heroes or fantasy, so this wine has never been used.
It just so happened that today, they were playing games during the holiday and needed some wine, so Nobita remembered that he still had some in his pocket.
My aunt, mother and grandmother all drank the spring water of aging. Although their bodies regained their youth, there were still many impurities in their bodies that needed to be recuperated. Therefore, Nobita took out this wine.
When the lid was opened, a stronger aroma of wine, fruit and flowers filled the room, and even the orchid that grandma had killed began to sprout again.
Boom boom boom!
Four small blue and white porcelain wine glasses were placed on the table. Nobita first poured a glass for his mother and the others and asked them to have a taste.
Nobita himself had consumed too many rare treasures, elixirs and wines with similar effects in the past, so this wine, apart from making him drunk, did not have the effect of removing hair and cleansing marrow.
Three cups were filled, and the amber wine, emitting a strange aroma, appeared in front of the three people.
"Hmm~ This wine smells so good~" Yuzi held the bottom with one hand and held the cup with the other, closed her eyes and smelled it, praising it sincerely.
"Mm, it tastes good, and it makes me feel refreshed. After drinking it, it feels like a pot of mint has grown in my stomach. It's cool, refreshing, and very pleasant."
My aunt placed the empty wine glass on the table and expressed her thoughts after tasting the wine.
"It tastes very good. Compared with this wine, the wine I drank before was like sewage in a stinky ditch. There is no comparison at all." Grandma's eyes lit up after drinking it.
"Nobita, pour some more... Never mind, I'll do it myself."
As they said that, Lingmeng, Yiling, Yiqi, and Shijian (! Nine) were about to reach out to grab the jar of wine, but were stopped by Nobita.
"Wait a minute, aunt, the medicine hasn't taken effect yet, don't drink too much!" Nobita stretched out his hand and pushed aside the hand that Aunt Kaori was extending.
"What medicine...hiccup~hiccup~"
My aunt was about to say something when she suddenly started hiccuping.
"Hiccup!"
"Hiccup!"
Mother Tamako and grandmother Yumeko next to them also started hiccuping.
The three of them showed very surprised expressions and reached out to cover their mouths at the same time. Unexpectedly, it turned out that it would be fine if they didn't cover their mouths. As soon as they covered their mouths, the hiccups became louder and louder.
"Hiccup——" X3
Three burps with rich aromas of wine, flowers and fruits came out. As the burps sounded, the faces of the three people turned visibly red.
"Sister-in-law, your face... and godmother, your face too..."
"Mom, Kaori, you guys..."
"Hey? What happened to my face?"
The three of them looked at each other, then turned their heads at the same time to look at the small round mirror placed on the cabinet next to them.
Three faces came together, vying to look at themselves in the mirror, and were all shocked by the images in the mirror.
The dark circles under my aunt’s eyes caused by staying up late disappeared, and she looked refreshed.
The acne on my mother's face disappeared because she was busy with housework and worried about my grandmother's health.
After grandma regained her youth, her already smooth skin became even smoother, and even her overall spirit and energy improved a lot.
The three beauties became even more beautiful after being enhanced by the spiritual wine.
The three of them touched each other, feeling the changes in each other, and were all so surprised that they couldn't close their mouths.
After confirming that the spiritual wine had magical effects, Yuzi no longer felt sorry for the price of the wine as she did before, and even took the initiative to reach out and grab the jar of wine in Nobita's hand.
"Nobita, your wine is really good. Mom wants to drink more. Please pour it for me..."
Just like when she got the fountain of age, Tamako wished she could drink herself until she was sixteen years old, she also wanted to show off this spiritual wine, but Nobita didn't give her the chance.
"Mother, it takes time for the medicinal effect of this wine to take effect. Drinking too much will be a waste. If you don't mind that your appearance can reach 150 points, but only 120 points because of impatience, you can drink it."
After explaining, Nobita took the initiative to push the wine to Tamako. After hearing Nobita's explanation, not to mention Tamako, even Kaori and Yumeko didn't want to snatch it.
When it comes to women's beauty battles, there will always be inexplicable fights between them.
"By the way, we still have to sing. Can we drink after the song, Nobita?" Aunt Kaori looked at Nobita and asked.
"Almost. Singing can exercise the respiratory muscles and diaphragm, improve lung capacity and lung function, and help the medicine nourish the lungs. By the time you finish singing a song, the drug effect will be almost gone. But I still want to say one more thing. If you are playing games, you should be serious. If you don't want to play casually just to drink, let's just drink juice." Nobita nodded and expressed his attitude.
"Okay, come on, I won't lose when it comes to singing..." Kaori straightened her proud chest, patted it hard, and then leaned close to Nobita's ear, "By the way, Nobita, if I win, can you have a drink with the others?"
Nobita: "..."
……
In the first round, we sang karaoke, and after a short interlude, it officially began.
The loser of the game will be punished by taking off a piece of clothing after the round.
Whoosh whoosh!
When the game started, four badges with numbers shot out from one side of the singing machine and stuck to Nobita and the other three.
The number one singer, Tamako Nobi, Nobita's mother.
Contestant number two, Kaori Nobi, Nobita’s aunt.
Contestant number three, Yumeko Kataoka, Nobita’s grandmother.
Contestant number four, Nobita Nobi, Nobita's Nobita.
As mother Yuzi clicked on the screen, the title of the song and the name of the singer appeared on the TV nearby.
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