……
In the end, Fat Tiger's concert did not take place because Nobita persuaded Fat Tiger that he needed strength to sing, and how could he have the strength to sing if he was not full? So Fat Tiger thought about it and felt that Nobita was right, so he picked up the snacks from Suneo's house and started to wolf them down.
While Fat Tiger was showing off his snacks, Nobita secretly called Fat Tiger's grocery store and told Fat Tiger's sister Xiaozhu that Fat Tiger was now eating snacks at Suneo's house. Not long after, Fat Tiger's mother came to visit in person, and dragged her good-for-nothing son away amid Fat Tiger's begging for mercy.
As for the people who had watched such a joke, they of course continued to play music, dance and do whatever they were supposed to do.
Nobita, who made the phone call, ate a voice-changing candy that looked like Doraemon's voice, and then continued to enjoy the delicious food at Suneo's house.
Just now, in order to call Xiaozhu, Nobita ate a voice-changing candy that changed into Suneo's voice, so when Nobita notified Xiaozhu, he used Suneo's voice the whole time.
As for who Fat Tiger will settle the score with later, it has nothing to do with Nobita anyway.
Nobita: "It's none of Nobita's business!"
……
After returning home satisfied, Nobita divided the snacks and fruits he packed into two portions. He put one portion in the refrigerator for Tamako and Shinsuke, and took one portion upstairs to share with Doraemon, and also told his good brother what happened today.
"Wow, so many interesting things happened today. It's a pity that Xiao Mi wants to play with me, and I also want to go to Suneo's house for snacks!" Doraemon felt a little regretful. When Nobita came back, he was out playing with his girlfriend and was not at home.
"What are you going to do there? To listen to Fat Tiger singing? Besides, I didn't forget about you. I brought you some snacks." Nobita grabbed an apple and started to eat it.
"Indeed, but Nobita, let me be honest, the watermelons at Suneo's house are not very sweet. They are not as sweet as the ones you brought back from Xinjiang."
Doraemon was not very satisfied with the fruit at Suneo's house. His favorite fruit was watermelon, but the watermelon at Suneo's house tasted very ordinary.
"It's good enough to have something to eat, why are there so many requirements?"
Nobita turned over and lay on the tatami, took out two knitting needles from under the drawer, took out a ball of white thread, and started knitting.
The thread was the spider silk he got from Arachne. He was going to knit some gloves, scarves and other things for his girlfriends. Arachne's spider silk is warm in winter and cool in summer, and can adjust the temperature according to the weather to reach the most comfortable temperature. It is a must-have gift for men to please their girlfriends during festivals.
However, Arachne's spider silk production is relatively small, and Nobita currently only has one set of winning shorts woven with spider silk. The shorts are warm in winter and cool in summer, are good for the lower body, and are easy to wash.
Recently, Nobita is still studying how to dye the spider silk. Otherwise, if his girlfriend finds out that he has given duplicate gifts, he will be in trouble and some of them will be jealous.
What Nobita actually wants to knit the most is underwear, but unfortunately the materials are limited. Also, the size that Nobita wants to knit is not big enough for Shizuka to wear, so Nobita decides that when the time comes, Shizuka's mother will have to do the job of helping him with the underwear.
"A boy who likes to play cat's ties and knit. Are you going to wear women's clothes next time? You don't have any manliness at all." Doraemon looked at Nobita's actions with disgust.
"What do you know? This skill is just like a foreign language. It's good to learn more. That's right, you robots don't wear scarves, and your 'little ones' don't wear clothes either." Nobita rolled his eyes at Doraemon and continued knitting.
"This guy is so annoying!"
Doraemon couldn't win the debate against Nobita, so he turned around and continued eating snacks.
……
The next morning, everyone handed in their written personal files to the Son of God. Everyone else exchanged files with the Son of God with a smile on their face. Only poor Xiaofu was beaten black and blue by Fat Tiger, and even his file needed the help of Mushan to be delivered.
"Nobita, why did you give me gloves? It's not getting colder now, and don't you think these gloves are a little thin, and the gap in the middle is a little big?"
Shizuka looked at the yellow gloves in front of her and didn't quite understand why Nobita gave her this defective product.
"Shizuka, don't underestimate these gloves because they are made of a special material. They keep you warm in the winter and cool in the summer. Feel them carefully." Nobita took the opportunity to touch Shizuka's little hand. After a while of rubbing it, he nodded and said, "Well, Shizuka's little hand is so soft!"
"Hate it, Nobita, you touched my hand again."
Shizuka blushed and put her hands behind her back, then hurriedly thanked Nobita and turned and ran away.
After Shizuka left, a figure quietly emerged from the corner of the wall. It was Saotome Seiko, with a ponytail and a white T-shirt.
"It seems that Nobita-san and Shizuka-san have a special relationship. How interesting!"
The Son of God looked at Nobita's back, with light flashing in his eyes!
Chapter 18 Trial of Courage Conference
"A test of courage? Are you sure? Why don't you spend this nice night sleeping and go to a test of courage? Have you finished your homework, or are you not going to school tomorrow?"
Nobita expressed his incomprehension of Suneo's invitation.
"Nobita, you're not scared, are you? Besides, we're not the only ones going to the courage contest. Shizuka and Seiko will also go. Nobita, you don't want to be called a coward for no reason, do you?" Suneo quietly pointed at Shizuka and the others who were talking and laughing nearby, "I've asked around, Seiko likes masculine boys the most!"
"When it comes to masculinity, I, Fat Tiger, rank first. Who dares to claim to be second? Suneo, I'm going to visit that haunted house tonight. Remember to bring your camera with you to record my heroic appearance!"
Fat Tiger said that things like being in the limelight should be left to him, while people like Nobita and Izukusugi, who are so weak, should just stand aside and shiver.
"Hey, hey, hey, you two, don't act like I promised you. Are you kidding me? Besides, if you go to explore a haunted house, aren't you afraid that a ghost will really appear? A severed head, severed hands, a long tongue, a little..."
Nobita suddenly turned around, revealing a face that was enough to scare people to death, with a green face and fangs, red hair and a long beard, his hands stretched forward, and his voice was hoarse.
"Ghost!!!" X2
Fat Tiger and Suneo hugged each other and screamed at the same time, alarming the other people in the open space.
"Hahaha, look at the two of you, you're so scared just by wearing a ghost mask. If you really participate in a test of courage competition, who knows how scared you will be." Nobita took off the mask on his face and laughed.
When Shizuka and the others came over, they found that Suneo and the others were frightened by Nobita's mask, and they couldn't help laughing.
Fat Tiger couldn't hold back when he was being laughed at by everyone, and he shouted, "What are you guys laughing at? Do you want to eat my fist?"
As soon as these words came out, the scene suddenly became quiet.
A person's reputation is like the shadow of a tree. Fat Tiger never cares about the gender of the person he bullies, so there are many people who are afraid of him. Even a male god like Mushan cannot escape being beaten by Fat Tiger.
Now the only person who is not afraid of Fat Tiger is Nobita.
If Fat Tiger dares to fight with Nobita, then Nobita will fight with Fat Tiger to let him know what a dirty hand is.
"Okay, Fat Tiger, isn't it just a test of courage? I promise you it is. I just hope you won't be scared to tears when the time comes."
Nobita looked at the people who were scared like quails, and finally stood up and said that it was just a test of courage and he would participate.
"Humph, I think the person who will pee his pants when I see it will be you. Let's go, Suneo!"
Fat Tiger was unwilling to lose to Nobita in momentum, so after saying some harsh words, he turned around and left the open space.
"What should I do, Nobita? Do you really want to participate in the courage test? The room that Fat Tiger and the others chose is a newly-opened haunted house. It is said that many people have seen ghosts and various monsters in that room when passing by. If you go..."
Shizuka is a little worried about Nobita. Rumors are never groundless, so Nobita should be careful.
"Don't worry, don't worry, it's just a haunted house. There are so many haunted houses. The real and fake Nobita said that tonight, the three of us will explore the haunted house at night!"
Nobita patted his chest and said that leaving the exploration of the haunted house to him.
People like Shizuka don’t have to go, they can just watch his live broadcast at home!
……
After returning home from the open space, Nobita prepared to explore the haunted house at night.
If it was Nobita from the main world of Jiulin Warmth_Sanba Qiying-③, he might have asked Doraemon for some props to boost his courage, and was ready to show up in front of Suneo and Takeshi. But it was different for Nobita. Compared to Nobita, he should have considered whether it was better to cover the camera and pose on the spot when facing the female ghost, or to take the female ghost home and imprison her.
As long as you are brave enough, the female ghost will be given maternity leave.
"Doraemon, you are here, help me install a monitor at Shizuka's house. I have to attend a courage test and explore a haunted house tonight, and I need an audience to watch the live broadcast."
Nobita was choosing clothes to wear in the evening when he saw Doraemon flying back from outside and casually gave some instructions to the blue fat man.
"A test of courage? It sounds interesting, but are you serious, Nobita? I remember you were afraid of ghosts and such. You would wet your bed just by hearing ghost stories."
As a robot from the 22nd century, Doraemon is definitely not afraid of such illusory things as ghosts. He even has many props that can create ghosts or monsters, such as his ghost trunk, monster box and other props.
The person the blue fat man was most worried about was Nobita. Suneo had held a ghost story session at his home before, and Nobita was obviously scared to death, but when he thought that Shizuka was also there, he joined in the fun. As a result, Shizuka was not scared, but Nobita was so scared that he ran home crying, and even didn't dare to go to the toilet at night, which led to bed-wetting.
When thinking of Nobita's bed-wetting, Doraemon recalled the props he bought. One of them was specially prepared for Nobita, which was an instant drying hair dryer, specially used to blow Nobita's bed sheets and pants.
It was in these six months that Nobita changed and no longer wet the bed, otherwise Doraemon would have considered buying a few more hair dryers while they were on sale.
"I want to wet the bed now, but unfortunately, I can't even wet my pants with semen!"
Nobita sighed, women have too many troubles and it is impossible to feed them. If they can get over it, there will be no overflowing of their sexual desire.
"Okay, Doraemon, just pretend if I ask you to. Besides, who knows who will get scared to pee their pants then?"
Nobita is really not afraid of demons and monsters. Among the four words "demons and monsters", the only one he hasn't tried is ghost.
In the world of "Derekkō Shotaden", the people he tried were all possessed by evil spirits, and they had some connection with ghosts, but not much.
The world of "Huluwa" is full of goblins. Having stayed in that world for such a long time, he has seen mountain gods and goblins, but he has never seen a ghost.
Let’s not talk about anything else, let’s just talk about the recent "Coraline". The ghost mother Arachne, although her name contains the word "ghost", but she is more like a monster or a devil. The children caught by her do become ghosts, but Nobita doesn’t like them.
But now the opportunity has come. In Nobita's world, there are mountain gods, snow elves, and aliens, so it is reasonable that there is a homeless evil ghost. Nobita was frightened to the ground by mistake and at the same time pressed the evil ghost under him. It is also understandable that something accidentally slipped into the evil ghost's body.
It’s really exciting just thinking about it!
Chapter 19 I’m no longer a human being!
"The young monk went down the mountain to beg for alms. The old monk told him that the women down the mountain are tigers. If you see one, bring her back..."
Nobita was humming the song he was planning to learn from recently, carrying a large backpack and walking through the dark forest.
By the way, he was planning to visit a haunted house in Tokyo, but the next second he received a mission and came to this unknown forest.
In the dark forest, there is no moonlight. Only a few fireflies are floating in the sky, providing Nobita with a pitiful amount of light. The occasional wolf howl and the cold wind are much more powerful than the haunted house that Suneo described.
While walking, Nobita also began to check his mission this time.
……
[Title: I Don’t Want to Be a Human Anymore!]
[Introduction: Humans are born from human mothers, and demons are born from demon mothers... Being a demon is just like being a human. You must have a kind heart. With a kind heart, you are no longer a demon, but a human! A demon!]
[Requirement: Be a real demon for once and see what kind of demon you are! ]
[Reward: Golden Dragon·Great and Mighty Heavenly Dragon! ]
……
The system explained very clearly how to truly become a demon, but it did not tell Nobita how to do it.
Nobita's only experience of being a monster was when he pretended to be a tiger demon in "Calabash Brothers". However, he was not a real monster at that time. He used a necklace to disguise himself. In essence, he was still the ten-year-old boy Keun Suk.
"What's going on?"
Nobita is completely confused about the world he lives in. Silly Girl cannot connect to the signal of this world, which means that this world has no satellite. Without a satellite, there is no way to determine his position, and he has no idea what news there is from this world.
Forget it, let’s just go with the bamboo dragonfly!
Nobita took out a bamboo helicopter from his pocket, put it on his head, flew through the heavy leaves, and came into the air. In an instant, he felt enlightened.
The night sky was bright, the moon was bright and the stars were sparse. In front of him was an endless forest. Nobita scanned with his telekinesis and found a cliff thirty miles to the right. Under the cliff was a turbulent river with many fish in it, which could be used as a midnight snack.
He cut down some trees as thick as buckets and put them together to make a raft, then Nobita began to drift on the water.
No matter how fast the water flowed, under his mental power, it would drift slowly like the surface of a calm lake.
A small chair, a fishing rod, and a handful of pebbles to make a nest, this is Nobita's fishing life.
When it comes to baiting, as long as you have the intention, it doesn't matter whether you use corn or bait. It just so happens that Nobita has nothing with him, so he uses stones instead. He has no bait anyway, and even the fish hook is straight.
The great man is fishing, and those who are willing will take the bait!
"Yeah? A straight hook can catch fish?"
Nobita was thinking about what kind of fish he would use his telekinesis to catch from the river when the fishing rod suddenly sank and almost dragged him into the water.
Thinking that a straight hook could catch a fish, Nobita didn't hesitate and immediately sat down with his waist lowered, exerting strength with his whole body, tightly gripping the fishing rod with both hands. His mental power extended along his arms to the fishing rod and the fishing line to prevent the fish from getting off the hook.
"rise!"
Wow!
Nobita swung his fishing rod, and a big white fish jumped out of the water and hit his raft.
"Fuck, she's a mermaid?"
Nobita went forward to check, and saw that the fish had fair skin, beautiful long legs, a slender waist, delicate breasts, and peachy buttocks!
Looking at her clothes, she was wearing a wet white long skirt in ancient style, without even an inner lining, and her cute cherries were clearly visible.
Look at the hair accessories, the waist-length hair falls wetly on the shoulders, I feel pity for her, full of charm.
Looking at the white wrist again, there were two circles of Nobita's fishing line. It seemed that when Nobita was drifting in the water, the fishing hook got stuck on the bottom and got entangled.
With the mentality of not asking where a hero comes from and not asking where a beautiful girl comes from, Nobita decided to check on the girl first.
I reached into her skirt and pinched my chest. It felt really tingling... No, my heart was still beating.
I kissed her cherry lips and she was still breathing.
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