My life can't be a harem game!

20. If you have money, you can do whatever you want!

What is an idol?

The ones standing on the stage and acting cute are idols, the ones lying on the bed with their heads down are also idols, and the ones standing on the street and singing hard are idols.

There are thousands of forms of idols, and countless people who want to be idols.

In this era, in the new era of 2400 AD, the species that can be welcomed by all intelligent life in the world is of course a sub-human race that is both lewd and cute, pure and charming, and can have intercourse with more than % of intelligent life.

【Succubus】

The best reading material for the enlightenment of teenagers, a bitch who can be fucked by anyone!

As a half-demon species, succubi suffer from discrimination. Except for a small number who can live in style, the vast majority of others must take over the dirty work.

Neil Brani is one of them.

At the age of only eleven, he was discovered by a scout and quickly became famous in the entertainment industry.

The small body, soft face, and mysterious charm all over the body, the pink hair color once became the trend leader of the era for girls.

At the age of eleven, she is not even considered a child among the succubi whose average age is three hundred years old. However, she is able to do things that almost all succubi cannot do. She has conquered countless humans and demihumans with her charm, and her name is a household name.

There are tours and handshake meetings every year, and they sell out every year.

Valentine's Day in January this year was the time when she ended a tour and started performing and holding handshake meetings again.

The handshake tickets have been sold out, and the largest concert venue in District 13 is still not enough for her concert...

Of course, this was originally a matter of insignificance to Lu Fengxian, but ever since those men walked in from the door, this matter has become inseparable from him.

"Please, make sure to let her notice our existence at the concert, and make the girls next to her fall in love with us."

Talking nonsense with a serious face, in Lu Fengxian's opinion, this is what the leader of DFK is doing at the moment.

Onion nose, pockmarked face, triangular eyes, not very tall...

All the shortcomings that men seem to have no objection to are hated by women. If we only look at the number, this kind of appearance can even be considered a special ability.

"Master Lu, this is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. Neil is surrounded by beautiful girls who are representatives of human society. They are different from those fried chickens who are dressed strangely!" A virgin chef DT wearing glasses shouted loudly. In his mouth, those hot girls dressed seductively turned into some kind of fast food products.

"That's right!" The leader of DFK also spoke up, his tone extremely dark and sinister, "As long as you go up Neil, we should be able to get some of the things, right? Those beautiful girls who dance with you."

"That's right, Master. Even those hot girls can be conquered by you. I believe you must have reached the highest level of the legendary pickup artist, the point of using your scent to make them aroused."

"One of them was a fried chicken and I knelt down and begged her to help me lose my virginity but she didn't help. It's really infuriating."

"That's right!"

When hearing these guys really tell him what they had done, Lu Fengxian really wanted to bang his head against the wall. Don't these guys have any other ideas in their heads besides fried rice JK? At the same time, what's wrong with these guys?

What happened to the hopeful high school student? Was he eaten by a dog?

"So, Mr. Shi, these are Neil's concert tickets, please come with us--!"

Respectfully pushing the extremely hard-to-get ticket forward, the leader smiled proudly, "The ticket to heaven is in our hands, comrade, let's move forward hand in hand!"

In response, Lu Fengxian just held his cheek and said in a serious tone, "I have no...interest in idols."

The clear and concise words made all the members present stunned, and then they quickly realized what a rebellious act this was.

[DFK Group Page 4, Article 13: If a girl is flirting with you and you don’t share her with your girlfriends, you will be punished! ]

If it were before, Lu Fengxian would be shocked, would complain, would be helpless about their actions...

But now, after ten years of study, Lu Fengxian was not afraid at all, as he was able to remain calm even when faced with a huge crisis.

I took out the phone that had been in my trouser pocket and gently pressed the play button. The conversation just now was perfectly recorded....

"If I give this recording to the fried chicken fans you guys are talking about, believe me, you will see it clearly..." Lu Fengxian smiled and gently pressed the play button, "The power of fried chicken."

At this point, the faces of all the DFK members who came to this place to invite Lu Fengxian changed from excited red to horrified gray. As a DFK group, on the one hand, they longed to have sex with high school girls one day, and on the other hand, they were afraid of the hot JK girls who were particularly unpredictable when it came to women.

"How despicable!"

"If those women knew about this..."

"As expected of a master who plays with women's hearts, even men like us can't escape his clutches."

Hearing the words of these bastards, Lu Fengxian felt that he could hardly hold the phone in his hand. What does it mean to be unable to escape from the clutches of evil? If you hadn't committed suicide, would I have been able to get any evidence against you?

"Stop trying to be cute, you guys. I'm not in the mood to do this right now. I'm very busy tonight..."

With a rather helpless sigh, Lu Fengxian couldn't help but complain about his recent hard work at night. Not to mention the drawing books, the money he made from that thing was only limited to some fanatical fans on the Internet, and the real big guys have not appeared yet.

If it was just drawing, it would be fine, but there are still a lot of homeworks in high school, and ordinary students without special abilities have to finish them. After all, people with special abilities only account for a small part of the society, and I still need a good enough university as an embellishment in the future...

Whenever Lu Fengxian thought of the word "future", he would think of the terrifyingly strong self he would be in ten years. If he really reached that bottom and entered the inhuman realm, would he really need the so-called learning...

!! ?

He did not notice that there were mistakes in his words and actions, and underestimated the sensitivity of the DFK group members to the two matching words "busy night".

As the leader of the team, when he first heard the taboo word "busy nights", he subconsciously wanted to get angry, but as he thought more deeply, he quickly calmed down.

That's right, a man who can't even do something like 'busy at night' is not qualified to be the beacon of DFK. I admit it, Master——!

Feeling the increasingly fiery gaze of the captain, Lu Fengxian didn't know what expression to show. This guy probably didn't want to be gay, but...

"This guy seems to be thinking of something bad again."

But when the other party took out a stack of banknotes from his pocket and placed it in front of Lu Fengxian, Lu Fengxian quickly crossed out the word "bad thing" and sighed, "This guy is such a good person!"

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21. Wake up, fat guys don’t have girlfriends

During previous holidays, Lu Fengxian was either busy doing housework at home or constantly submitting missing person notices about Lu Mengchan to the local patrol department.

I must find her, I must save her, save this last relative I have left in this world.

Make money, make money non-stop, and make sure to earn enough money for the medical treatment. At least, make enough money for the medical treatment.

"I'll leave it to you to lead the team today, Mr. Lu!"

They all wore the same white T-shirt with the words "Neil is the best", "Neil is great", "I love Neil fans all my life" written on it...

What's even more excessive is that they directly used the photo of the succubus's upper body for the swimsuit photo shoot, and you can even see the two pink dots on her small breasts.

If their price had been just a little lower, I would have rejected it for the sake of my remaining dignity.

With a thousand alpacas running in his heart, Lu Fengxian, dressed in ordinary casual clothes, had a smile on his face, but he always kept a distance from these guys who wrote "DFK" and pronounced "Lolita control".

Birds of a feather flock together. It's dangerous in itself to have those two not-so-well-developed bodies in the computer excrete excess nutrients every night. Now he's with this group of people who have a high "interest" in eleven-year-old children. If he continues like this, sooner or later he will be sentenced to "three years minimum and death penalty at most."

There were sixty or seventy people together, many of whom were students from other schools. They were of different ages, grades, and regions, but at this moment, they had a common name -

DFK!

Disaster...

Lu Fengxian sighed inwardly, but he had no intention of regretting and going home.

After all, they were paid, and they offered themselves the dirtiest p.y deal…

Each person was given 2,000 yen as a tour guide fee. There were a total of sixty or seventy people here, and the tour guide fee was more than 100,000 yen. If you work normally, you can't earn this much money in two months.

"Team one, go clear out the goods over there for exchange. Team two, go purchase the action figures. Be ruthless in bargaining and act quickly. Team three, be alert. Most of our comrades are under 18 years old!"

He looked like a great general commanding the whole country. Although he was covered in white bandages like a soldier who had just come down from the battlefield, his arrangements were not chaotic at all. He arranged all sixty people in an orderly manner.

"Today's schedule is roughly like this. First, I will go to Akihabara in District 13 to purchase a batch of sub-human 18+ items that came with Neil-chan. Then I will have lunch at the maid shop 'Breasts, Greedy, Licking'. In the afternoon, I will attend Neil-chan's concert. Finally, there will be a handshake meeting in the evening..."

The fat guy pushed up his black-framed glasses. He no longer had the murderous intent that he had when he tried to murder Lu Fengxian. Now, he was selfless. "Lu Dashi, we are counting on you. We all believe in your ability."

In this regard, Lu Fengxian could only shrug his shoulders. It's useless for you to believe me, I am just as pathetic as you are, a dt who has not lost her virginity even in high school.

Shiraishi, Yuno, Yuzu, the hotties...

Although he is still a student, he is almost being pulled by others to become a lover on the same level as Ze Zhiyue...

"You know what? This guy only has three steps to touch a woman's breasts. The first step is to talk to her, the second step is to shake her hand, and the last step is... to grab her hard!"

Hey, aren’t the third step and the second step too far apart?

Lü Fengxian helplessly listened to the people from other schools talking about their skills in picking up girls, and one of them even talked about his three steps seriously...

In fact, it was precisely because of these miraculous rumors that they were willing to invest heavily at all costs, with each person paying 2,000 yen to invite Lu Fengxian to come.

However, even in an extremely cohesive organization like the DFK Group, there are some dissenting voices.

"Is he really that amazing? Just now, several maids from Akihabara walked past him but he didn't move at all."

A tall and thin boy wearing glasses said that he had dozens of maid dress figurines in his hands. There was no doubt that he was a maid cook.

If there was any action, I should be in the police station now, not talking to you guys...

Lv Fengxian, who was wearing sunglasses and a baseball cap, remained silent, but fortunately, the other party did not continue to be aggressive. Instead, he followed the large group and walked into a custom restaurant called [乳·馋·唇]; it was unknown what kind of restaurant could charge thousands of yuan per hour.

"Brother, see you this afternoon." The fat man saluted Lu Fengxian, then asked in confusion, "But is it really okay? We obviously booked a group ticket, so it's okay for us to go in together, this..."

"No, I really don't need it anymore..."

Lu Fengxian waved his hands repeatedly, and at the same time pulled his baseball cap down a little more, not even daring to look up.

It has been three years since he came here to buy second-hand figures. Now his thinking has returned to that of a normal person. He doesn't want to have too much contact with figures or such suspicious shops that are closed in broad daylight.

If it wasn't for the money, if it wasn't for these people saying that it didn't matter if they failed to hook up with their idol, I would never have come here and dressed up like this.

"You are so shy. We are all dressed up so perfectly, so you don't have to be polite!" The fat guy was still trying to dissuade Lu Fengxian from joining in the enjoyment.

"Perfect....."

From the perspective of equipment, it is perfect, whether it is the sunglasses that cover most of the face or the baseball cap that covers the hair, but the problem is......

Is your body shape fake as a 200-pound kid?

Akihabara is especially crowded with students during the holidays. Even if they are not otakus, many ordinary students will come here to buy some of their favorite products for all ages.

The reason why all the members of the DFK group have no girlfriends in school is because of this. Every once in a while, the group activities are photographed by students who come here, and then they wear NSN, a common communication software in District 13.

The most eye-catching person in the video is a fat otaku who weighs more than 200 pounds. Sadly, because of the different circles he belongs to, he has no idea that he has become completely famous in the Ninth High School.

One passes it to one, ten pass it to a hundred, and in the end...many members of DFK can hide perfectly, but he can't. It must be said that the size difference is really too sad.

"Brother, you should go alone."

Lu Fengxian covered his face in sadness. He knew that his best friend would never have a girlfriend, at least during his high school career.

"Hey, why are you looking at me so sadly all of a sudden? Hey, hey..."

The fat man's call ultimately failed to stop Lu Fengxian from escaping, but the fat man didn't dwell on it. He hummed a tune and walked into the food store that was lit with pink lights in broad daylight, looking happy and at ease.

Yes, with this romantic brother around, I will build a big harem sooner or later!

The fat man firmly believed this.

22. A few things about me being robbed by a loli

Akihabara in District 13 is very lively. This was Lu Fengxian’s first thought as he squeezed into the crowd.

The alleys in Akihabara in District 13 were very desolate. Lu Fengxian breathed a sigh of relief when he squeezed out of the crowd and walked into the deserted alley.

The food stores in Akihabara in District 13 are not normal. Most of them are maid cafes and Kemono girls cosplay stores... and the prices are extremely expensive.

as well as.....

"Brother, this is robbery. Now, please hand over all the money you have."

This sentence came from a girl who was only 1.3 meters tall, and was directed at Lu Fengxian.

The girl's face was as soft as glutinous rice noodles, with a faint blush and big black eyes. She was carrying a red plastic schoolbag on her back, wearing a pair of pink sneakers on her feet, and there were red heart patterns on the white lining socks...

Has the scope of prostitutes reached a point where even primary school students cannot escape their clutches?

Seeing such a young child standing in front of him and saying she wanted to rob, Lu Fengxian's first thought was that she wanted paid dating.

As for the possibility of a real robbery?