My life can't be a harem game!

"Beast."

After finishing the somewhat painful physical examination, Xiao Qian said in a low voice with tears in her eyes as she walked past Lu Fengxian.

Blame me?

It means that every aspect of it was an accident. Lu Fengxian was speechless about the growing misunderstanding. He couldn't just say now that it was purely an accident that he grabbed your breast and made it red.

Compared to Xiao Qian's resistance, Xiao Ju's examination was very smooth. Whether it was about spreading her arms to measure her chest or taking off her boxer shorts to measure her hips, she was very obedient. It made me wonder if one day I could ask her to strip naked and lie on the bed with her legs spread open, it would not be difficult at all...

"Teacher, please take a good look at my body to see if I have any potential!" Tianhua was in high spirits. She took off all her clothes except for a pair of panties with a little bear printed on them, and opened her hands to let him observe.

“So, I’m just an amateur…”

Although she was wearing the same clothes as other girls, Tianhua looked so glorious. Lu Fengxian was speechless. If he had to blame someone, he could only blame himself for taking shortcuts. Who did this child in front of him think he was?

Having said that, the things that can be changed have not changed. I still checked her whole body and signed her medical examination form. It is worth mentioning that I have lost my shape. Although Tianhua looks like an A, she is actually a C. To put it bluntly, she definitely has a model-level figure. She looks like an A only because I have seen a lot of bigger ones, so I think that, comparing the waist and hip circumference, this child should be a beauty with an hourglass figure in the future...

"I was praised by the teacher!" Tianhua said excitedly.

"Ah, did I say it?" Lu Fengxian realized that he seemed to have done something wrong.

"By the way, isn't an hourglass figure big both on top and on the bottom? I'm not that big, eh?"

Looking at Tianhua, who was looking at her body in confusion and was confused about what she had just said, Lu Fengxian really felt like he was about to become a criminal...

Chapter 48 The Crisis That Strikes Lu Mengchan

"Ugh..."

On a sunny day, a woman who was sitting on a high-speed train and was wrapped in a very thick layer of clothing suddenly shuddered and made a very uncomfortable sound. The attendants on both sides of the road heard the sound and came over immediately.

"Hello, are you feeling unwell?"

"If you have any sudden physical illness, please go to the medical room in front."

"It's okay, she just has low blood sugar, just take a candy."

The blonde girl sat opposite her. When she saw several flight attendants coming over, she immediately explained. While explaining, she took out the candy from her pocket and stuffed it into her mouth. She chewed it a few times and swallowed it directly. After eating, she even smiled at the confused flight attendant, revealing her pale teeth...

It doesn't look like he has any disease...

"If you need anything, please tell us right away."

After watching the flight attendants leave, the originally nervous blonde girl breathed a sigh of relief and gave the woman who was wrapped up completely an impolite look.

"Bibo, haven't you always been bragging that your ocean tribe has always been the best among the sub-humans?"

Seeing the woman looking out the window at the blue water with a world-weary face, Lu Mengchan took off her black-framed glasses and asked her in a helpless tone, "Why have you vomited for the third time in just a short ride?"

What will happen to the king of the ocean after he comes to land?

Some people say that they are still as vigorous as they were in the past, but in reality, they are like Bibo, who is like a salted fish and doesn't want to move at all. It's okay when he sits on a relatively stable vehicle like the high-speed rail, but if he sits in a car, he will basically die. Before, he came here in ventilated convertibles or tricycles, but now he is like a salted fish that has been exposed to the sun for several years.

"Don't mock me. Your human cars are really terrible. If I had known, I would have changed into my original form and walked directly on your river."

"Go through the river? If you don't want a giant shark to appear in the river on tomorrow's news headlines and cause panic among nearby residents, I advise you not to even think about it."

"Tsk, what a troublesome human being."

Bi Bo, who was already quite dissatisfied with the rules and regulations of the human world, became even more dissatisfied. When he grinned, his mouth was full of sharp teeth, which were made of materials that surpassed the hardness of all metals currently known in the human world.

Not afraid of the sharp shark teeth at all, Lu Mengchan frowned and warned bluntly, "Besides, what I hate most is attracting attention. It's already very noticeable to bring you into the car like this. Just think of it as for me. Can you hold back your dizziness?"

"How can I endure this?" Bi Bo said that this was the first time she had heard such a ruthless request. She immediately shouted in dissatisfaction, but she shut up when Lu Mengchan took out a long skewer of barbecue.

It was really juicy and had a completely different taste from the fish in the sea. Just one bite and I was completely intoxicated.

As expected of a four-legged animal that lives on a warm and food-rich surface, it's really delicious...

"You know, no matter what kind of person you are in the sea tribe, you have no money here, but I... do."

I unexpectedly discovered Bibo's weakness when I went out to buy food one day. Bibo had already spent all the money that Lu Fengxian gave her. She was holding a bag of fresh river food that she had "hunted" from a nearby lake and drooling at the cupboard.

As a top marine predator, hunting fish is as easy as breathing for her, but the problem is that she has been eating the coldest food since she was a child. What Bi Bo really wants is...

"Calories, fat, calories, every bite of meat contains the comfortable life of four-legged animals."

Taking the skewer of barbecue, Bibo opened his mouth and ate it together with the wooden stick. The taste was completely different from that of fish meat. The rich and thick fat spread in his mouth. It was indeed worthy of being a creature living on the warm surface. The taste was incomparable...

No wonder there are so many fat people on land. Who can stand eating this kind of food all day long!

"You have been infected with the poison of poverty. Listen to me, and I will buy you lots of barbecue later."

"Umm.....you are so mean."

"Thank you for the compliment."

Not caring about Bibo's words at all, Lu Mengchan smiled slightly, then took out a long, steaming, and alluringly shining string of skewered skewer from her bag. Bibo also stopped his deep disgust for this behavior and snorted with disdain...

"It's delicious."

This was the sound of praise she made while eating obediently, and Lu Mengchan did not make any other movements. She held her chin with her right hand and looked into the distance with a deep and long gaze. In that remote place where she did not want to go back after experiencing the prosperity of the big city, her brother was there...

. . . . . . . . . . . . .

"it is finally over."

Sitting in the office, Lu Fengxian pressed his temples. After half an hour of calm, the urge in his blood finally subsided. Although the process was full of twists and turns, the result was good. At least he had what he was supposed to get. The results of these physical examination reports...

“It’s really an excellent one.”

Lu Fengxian raised his eyebrows and murmured softly, although they are primary school students, the average physical fitness level of primary school students here is basically at the level of primary school students in the city. No, it should be said that their physical fitness is twice as high as the level.

Not normal...

At least for this elementary school student from Sanhemu, it is abnormal. A slightly higher data is understandable, but the problem is that this data is almost twice the standard for height.

"It's a little weird."

Sitting calmly in the office, Lu Fengxian squinted his eyes, but did not think too much and simply handed in the inspection materials in his hand. Yes, the number of days that Sanhemu existed was not just one or two days, ten years or even dozens of years was very normal. It would be better to let others worry about these abnormal data.

I just want a peaceful life.

However, it was just less than three minutes since I submitted the physical examination report.

A chaotic person who destroys, or should I say tries to destroy, his peaceful life has appeared!

"How about those elementary school students' breasts!"

"So, you're really itchy, right?"

"Hey, Mr. Fengxian, please don't say such cruel words honestly."

The person in front of him was none other than the gentleman [perverted] teacher who had been clamoring to join before the physical examination began. At this moment, he was looking at him with jealous eyes, rubbing his hands together very vividly, showing his strong desire for knowledge.

"We are all adult men. You are also like me, staring at the elementary school students, right? Don't pretend. I just saw that little white-haired guy walking out of there, holding his right chest. That kind of grief and anger... How can it be repaired!!!"

As he spoke, he couldn't help but stamp his feet, raised his head, and howled like a defeated dog.

He is indeed an incurable pervert!

Lu Fengxian had to understand his attitude. After all, in District 13, which was full of great pressure, basically 90% of the people had a hidden side to themselves. It was actually very likely that the person in front of him could admit it so readily. This was many times better than saying that he was a hidden pervert.

"I can tell you everything that happened to me today, but..."

"but?"

"But you have to treat me to a meal, and I can eat as much as I want."

Huh? So simple?

I was wondering what kind of difficult problem this stubborn person would give me, but I didn’t expect it to be this. It’s so easy!

Maybe if most food in the city is expensive, then it's different in the countryside like Sanhemu. You can eat as much as you want for just a few hundred yen, and even if you try to cram in as much as you can, it's only a few thousand yen at most. Real high-end food is not needed here, and those ordinary ones...

"Are you going to eat sushi from the ship's restaurant? That guy is famous for being ruthless, and he can say that a thousand is ten thousand."

"Ordinary rice balls are fine. I never say I have a preference for any one restaurant. I'm not picky about food."

"I won't say anything more. Just for this sentence, you will be my brother from now on."

I guess she thought that Lu Fengxian was just using an excuse to tell her that the male teacher was so moved that he had no way to repay him and was very reluctant... Forget it, I am a straight man and I will not be so confused as to have a male gay friend.

Hearing his words, a faint smile appeared on Lu Fengxian's face.

He asked for this himself...

At night, in one of the few food stores still open in Sanhemu, a young male teacher named Oak looked at the pile of plates half a person's height in front of him and the oversized ramen that Lu Fengxian was still eating with a confused look on his face.

What the hell is this!?

"There are fifty-three dishes in total. Minus the five thousand yuan challenge prize for the super large bowl of barbecued pork noodles, there is still seventeen thousand yuan..."

It must have been the first time the waiter had seen so many people eating that he even forgot to calculate the small bowl of ramen and five plates of sushi in front of him. This was the portion for him as a boy, a normal person.

The restaurant they came to was Sanhemu, a Japanese food restaurant that was definitely good value for money. Oak had never thought that he could spend so much in such a restaurant, and he never thought...

"Please give me another large bowl of wide noodles and a pot of buckwheat tea. And please clear the plates on the table, thank you."

"You want to eat more?!"

Seeing that Lv Fengxian still wanted to eat, Zhu Mu couldn't help but touch his wallet. Although it was full because he was going to treat him, the problem was how to live his life from now on. Although he had already started his internship, the salary given by Sanhemu during the internship was not much. What should he do next?

"I'll pay for it myself."

As he spoke, Lu Fengxian slowly drank the noodle soup in front of him, flicked his finger and a bank card fell directly in front of him, and added, "Of course, you pay before this, and I'll pay after this."

His strength and appetite are comparable. Lu Dividexian even tried to eat a month's worth of food at once and release it all in just one day.

The result was that the stone mountains in the nearby mountains were completely shattered!

Like a raging storm, crushing everything and destroying everything...

The powerful strength that can be obtained without exercise is, in a sense, a strange burden that silently changes one's life.

"Your appetite is not that of a human being..."

You should be brave when you need to be brave, and never be brave when you shouldn't be. At least at this time when money was quite tight, Oak chose to be brave to save face, and then watched Lu Fengxian seriously as he continued to eat. Ten minutes later, he had eaten a portion that was probably more than the previous 10,000 yen.

"Burp, seven-tenths full."

Seven, seven points...

Although I was a little unconvinced when I first came to Oak Wood, I was really convinced when I saw the plate that was almost as tall as a person. If I insisted on holding on, I would probably have to rely on rice soaked in soy sauce for the whole month.

People who can eat a lot may not necessarily be good at fighting, but people who can fight may generally be good at eating.

It could be considered a small lesson. If Lu Fengxian really wanted to eat, he could probably drain Zhumu's wallet completely. But the problem was that he was not cruel enough to do that. Although in a rural place like Sanhemu, it was not possible to get a large amount of daily necessities anytime and anywhere by going outside.

and......

"I don't know why, but I always feel that if everything goes well for me, my future will be the same as yours."

Walking home with Zhumu, who had a look of pain on his face, Lu Fengxian sighed sincerely, but in return he got a puzzled look and a raised middle finger from Zhumu. Then he showed his empty wallet and took out a few hundred-yuan coins from it with tears in his eyes.

"You call this good luck?"

"Probably."

"Ahhh! I don't care about age. You come with me to drink. You treat me this time. Do you know what the God of Wine in Roppongi is? I'm going to drink you down today!"

The shouting like a broken jar made Lu Fengxian raise his eyebrows with interest, and he walked directly with him into a tavern in Sanheki. In ten minutes, he witnessed with his own eyes that the wine god of Roppongi started from drinking directly with big gulps, gradually changed to drinking staggeringly, and finally fell on the table unconscious and shouted that he was going to drink himself to death...

"That's really unbecoming, Mr. Osamu."

With one hand holding the oak as if it were a sack, Lu Fengxian looked into the distance. Although he was reluctant to admit it, it seemed that he had a new abnormal friend tonight...

Chapter 49 I'm Not a Lolita Con

The next morning, the rays of the early sun seemed a little hot, shining through the window onto the desk in front of him.

Slightly, a little bit...

Headache.

Of course, I didn’t drink alcohol last night. The real reason for my headache was another one.

"Teacher, I heard that you went out to drink wine last night?"

"I heard from my mother that after you drank the flower wine, you brought Mr. Oak with you..."