My life can't be a harem game!
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"What are you doing? Stop it!"
A middle-aged physical education teacher in a red sports shirt shouted.
They all dispersed in a hurry. The handsome boys in these colleges did not want any black stains to appear in their rosy campus life.
Instead of chasing after him, the teacher came to Lu Fengxian, said a few words of comfort, sighed, shook his head and left.
It's better to ignore it or not. There are so many students, it's impossible to punish all of them just for surrounding one student. The saying "the law cannot punish the masses" is common in that world.
If you want to blame someone, you can only blame him for being confessed to by Shiraishi...
Just as the teacher expressed his opinion on this matter, a group of students whose appearance did not let the audience down were following closely...
"Are you okay?"
"Where are you injured? Were you hurt anywhere by those evil people?"
"Do you want to go to the hospital?"
These people looked quite unfamiliar to Lu Fengxian, and he felt somewhat flattered by their enthusiastic attitude.
"Brother, I'm glad you're not hurt!"
A fat figure appeared and crashed into Lu Fengxian with lightning speed. He was not injured at first, but after being hit like this, he really felt that he had internal injuries.
"Fat otaku?" Lu Fengxian looked at the huge figure beside him and reacted immediately, "You, are you FDK?"
"Finally I remembered." A boy in a sweatshirt laughed and said, "One arrow pierces the clouds, and thousands of troops come to meet. We DFK will never watch our members get hurt by the current charges."
"We are just the vanguard, let's take a look at the back."
When Lu Fengxian was shocked, the fat guy pointed behind him, and at least twenty boys appeared from the corner.
"DFK will never be a slave, come on brothers!"
"God damn those handsome guys!"
"Disfigure them!"
He also held various weapons in his hands, ranging from a solid wooden chair to a pitch-black...round one with a small hole, and no one knew what it was.
"You came too slow, and they all ran away." The fat man shouted, stopping their crazy behavior.
It was not until they realized that all the people here were their own people (Lü Fengxian;???) that the twenty or so people who suddenly appeared calmed down and surrounded Lü Fengxian to ask about his well-being.
It took more than ten minutes to calm down. There were more than thirty people in total, and no one knew who started it. They put Lu Fengxian, who had hardly any wrinkles on his clothes, on a piece of wood, and collectively propped him up, moving forward step by step.
"This is a brother, right?"
Lu Fengxian was in tears. What he had longed for for so long finally appeared. Even though there were too many brothers who were willing to stand by him, it did not affect his feelings.
If it weren't for them, I would have been beaten to a state of paralysis. Thank you, thank you so much...
Lu Fengxian raised his eyes, only to find that his hands and feet had been tied up without him noticing, his body stretched out in a cross shape, and he had been moved to the sports equipment preparation room.
"Where is this place?" Lu Fengxian asked loudly to the fat man after trying to break free in vain.
I thought they would take me to the school clinic, but I ended up in this dark place...
Could it be that my handsomeness has been targeted by them?
It was only then that Lu Fengxian realized that the people around him were looking at him with terrifying fanatical gazes and whispering to each other. This was completely different from the way they had just been caring about him.
Even the fat guy next to me had a strange vision, shining in the dark, like a wolf that had been hungry for three days...
"No...No, I don't want to be gay!"
Lu Fengxian struggled violently and howled continuously, tears already falling down. He never expected that the so-called DFK group would be like this. All of them were gay. It was not okay to be like this even if he was unpopular. He was still a virgin!
18. On several unpopular characteristics
"Member No. 23, Lu Fengxian, submitted an application to join our DFK team three months ago, and today, he officially betrayed the team and us!"
Standing on the vaulting box with a righteous look, the short and stocky male student raised his hand.
“What should we do with such members?”
Then.....
"Put it in the frying pan!"
"A one-way ticket to hell!"
"Those who have a significant other should go and burn to death!"
This formed a perfect opposite to the amiable appearance at the beginning, and even Lu Fengxian was confused.
Without taking off their pants or looking at their backs, these people who moved themselves here actually formed a temporary trial council.
As expected, there is no love without reason in this world, and even less hatred without reason. It is indeed impossible for me to...
As expected, it was because of Gui Yan Bai Shi again!
"What do you guys want to do?"
Lu Fengxian was held in a cross position, completely defenseless, and roared helplessly.
"Don't you know what we are going to do?"
The team leader standing on the vaulting horse box suddenly jumped down and walked towards Lu Fengxian step by step and steadily. Behind him, more than 30 team members also followed steadily.
Closer, closer, Lu Feng could even see the sweat beads on his greasy skin, his pupils shrank to the smallest, and the hot air he exhaled...
What is he going to do?
Lu Fengxian felt his teeth begin to chatter. Yes, this man's eyes were scary and strange. He had never seen such a distorted look before.
The leader moved, so fast that it was hard to see...
The top of the knees hit the ground hard, both palms supported the ground, and finally the forehead hit!
"--bump!"
"Please, please tell us how to cast a spell that can make girls behave well!!!"
They were of different heights, appearances, ages, and classes, but at this moment they all shouted in unison, nearly breaking one's eardrums.
The magic trick to make girls obedient...
I don't seem to understand this kind of thing.
Even in the dark history of the Chuunibyou era, I have never had such a strange Chuunibyou setting.
This setting is more like a perverted idea than a middle school idea.
"I can pay for any number of years of life or money you want."
The head of the group bowed his head to Lu Fengxian, tears streaming down his cheeks, "Let me have a rosy high school life, Lu Fengxian, no, Lu Daxian!!!"
Well, my name is not pronounced that way....
"Master Lu, I want to have sex with a senior from the Flower Day Group in our school's fighting club!"
"Lu Daxian, I hope to become the harem king!"
"Excuse me, how should I play with a young girl..."
Hey, the last one is clearly out of range!
A few seconds ago he was saying that anyone with a girlfriend should be crucified and burned to death, but now his brain is completely dominated by his lower body!
It is said that men think with their lower body, which is indeed true, except for himself..... Lu Fengxian will not admit that he has had too many tragic endings more than ten years later, which has led to his fear of women. That is absolutely nonsense!
"I don't understand the witchcraft you are talking about, can you let me go?"
Lu Fengxian adjusted his mood, bowed his head and said to those who were kowtowing to him, "Actually, I myself feel very strange that Senior Bai Shi would date me. Let me down first, and we can talk slowly, okay?"
"No, if we don't succeed, we will die. Master Lu, please, please show us the way!"
The short and strong boy in the lead not only did not stand up, but shouted even louder.
"Right. Rather than spending my gloomy high school life like this, I'd rather rely on witchcraft!"
"If a loser like you can be favored by a goddess, it's possible that witchcraft or something is possible!"
"We're just kneeling here!"
Not only was the leader of the group extremely emotional, but the members behind him were also the same. Every one of them knelt down and cried to Lu Fengxian who was tied to the cross.
FUCK——!
These bastards don't listen to others!
Lv Fengxian was in distress and was a little anxious, but then he thought that he was not in a hurry to do anything, and if he continued like this, he would be discovered by others sooner or later...
No matter how you think about it, they are less threatening than those handsome guys just now. The reason why Xianchong is called Xianchong is that the family background behind them is also an important consideration.
If those handsome guys just now had taken action, they would have been fine even if they had beaten themselves half to death. They shouldn't have done anything more outrageous than this, right?
Thinking this way, Lu Fengxian suddenly felt a little warm on his body. Not only that, some thick fog began to appear in front of his eyes...
"Ahh, someone, help!"
Those members who were originally crawling on the ground suddenly had black wooden sticks in their hands, with blazing flames burning on them.
His historical knowledge was not bad. Considering the burning of the saint at the end of the last century, Lu Fengxian understood what they were trying to do in less than a second!
——Burning at the stake!
Preface withdrawn, these guys are ten thousand times more dangerous than those handsome guys just now!
"Children, I fully understand your fiery and sincere hearts. Let me down, and I will teach you everything I have learned in my life!"
His face suddenly became solemn and sacred, and Lu Fengxian shouted loudly, "Enjoy your youth as much as you should, and fall in love. Your dream lover is waving at you!"
As soon as the words fell, everyone immediately extinguished the torches in their hands. Then a few nimble people quickly removed the hemp ropes on Lu Fengxian's hands and feet, and quickly returned to the crowd, listening attentively.
Twisting his sore wrist, Lu Fengxian looked around the environment of the sports warehouse and found that it was even more difficult to escape than before. The only entrance was blocked by more than 30 people, and the nearest window was more than three meters high.
There is no other way, just blow it...
Lu Fengxian murmured to himself helplessly in his heart that in the past half month, he had probably fooled others more times than in the previous seventeen years. If possible, he really wanted to be an honest child.
But if I really tell people that Shiraishi came to me to be a human shield, I'm afraid that Shiraishi will kill me first without anyone else doing anything...
If I don't deal with people like DFK, there is a high probability that I will become the first person to be burned at the stake in the new era. When people are crazy, they can do anything!
You are kind and pure, but the world is full of ugliness.
"First of all, please tell me what your true love is. Don't tell me about the pornographic books you bought. I'm talking about the person you truly love in your heart!"
With Lu Fengxian's words, a grand scam officially began, and the sports supplies warehouse became the best podium.
Waves of voices, louder than the last, came from inside from time to time, filled with admiration and respect for Lu Fengxian. With Gui Yan Bai Shi as the representative target of the strategy, every word of his was regarded as a golden saying.
This discussion lasted for three hours and ended only when it was dark...
19. My sister died ten years later! ?
"Thank you, Master Lu, you are worthy of being the man who climbed the highest mountain in the academy. I, I have completely understood!"
Before the last member walked out of the sports equipment warehouse, he handed all his pocket money to Lu Fengxian, "Master, take it. I know you never use money to pick up girls, but love. But you can use this money to buy cigarettes. I will stop smoking in the next few days!"
"This, this is so embarrassing..."
As Lu Fengxian spoke, he quickly took the money in his hand and looked at him with a guilty look, "But since this is your kind gesture, I will accept it. I wish you success!"
"Thank you, Great Immortal!"
The male student said this as he walked towards home. From tomorrow on, he would work madly for a fulfilling life!
Behind him, Lu Fengxian was looking at the stack of banknotes in his hand with a slightly awkward smile...
From speaking simply for self-protection at the beginning to fully committing oneself later, the root of all evil - money, played a role in leading people to depravity.
Now Lu Fengxian has about 70,000 yen in his hand. Under normal circumstances, this is his pocket money for one and a half months. But now, it comes just by talking...
"No wonder people hundreds of years ago were so eager to become masters. There were so many benefits."
Lu Fengxian tugged at his tight collar and spoke slowly to himself.
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