Marvel: I'm Hermione, from Hogwarts!

"Professor, I've seen some special plants in books, but I've never seen them in a greenhouse, such as the 'poison tentacles' and the 'Touda biting cabbage'. I wonder if you have any of them here..."

Sprout looked at Hermione oddly.

"These are all very dangerous plants, including the mandrake. You saw what happened today. However, the mandrake can still be used to brew potions to remove petrification, but the other two are a bit... What do you want these things for?"

"It's just research," Hermione said with a thirst for knowledge in her clear eyes. "You know, Mandrake can be used to make a petrifying potion, so there's no reason why these two can't be used in new ways."

Sprout gave her a suspicious look:

"Just research?"

Hermione nodded frantically:

“Just research!”

Looking at Hermione's cute face and sincere expression, Professor Sprout, with the filter turned on, thought about it and took out two packets of seeds from his bag and handed them to Hermione.

"Well, I don't have many of these dangerous things left. These two packages are the last of my stock. I hope you can make good use of them."

"Thank you, Professor!"

Hermione left happily.

Looking at Hermione's back, Sprout felt a little uneasy, as if he had just made a wrong decision.

……

Defense Against the Dark Arts professor's office.

"Breaking up with the female ghost..."

Hermione flipped through the book in her hand, admiring it.

I was just flipping through it casually, and regardless of its authenticity, I found it surprisingly good.

It has the style of Blue Star's refreshing writing.

It’s quite nice, damn… Hermione couldn’t help but curse inwardly as the more she watched, the more interesting it became.

I didn’t expect that I could read online novels in another world.

No wonder Lockhart's books became famous. Not to mention other people's adventure materials, his own writing skills were top-notch in his previous life.

To some extent, he is indeed a talent.

This guy really shouldn't be a professor. He is a natural writer and actor.

On the side, Lockhart saw Hermione immersed in reading and said with a smug look on his face:

"This is my experience of exorcising the Wanlun female ghost in my early years. I know that wizards of your age must admire my rich adventure experience very much..."

He began to brag about himself.

While bragging, he did not forget to look in the mirror and carefully groomed his flashy golden robe.

Hermione read for a while, then folded a corner of the page, closed the book and said:

"Professor Lockhart, as your teaching assistant, I have to remind you that your first Defense Against the Dark Arts class will begin in ten minutes. Are your lesson plans ready?"

"Please don't tell me you're going to give them a whole lecture on 'The Amazing Adventures of Lockhart.'"

Chapter 74 Teaching Accident 2.0

Hearing this, Lockhart's eyes sparkled with confidence.

"Of course not. In addition to my ups and downs adventure story, in-class quizzes are also indispensable. I need to get a feel for their background so that I can formulate targeted teaching plans in the future."

As he spoke, Lockhart picked up a stack of test papers on the table and handed them to Hermione.

"Even though you are my teaching assistant, if you can't answer these important knowledge points, you still need extra lessons!"

Taking the test paper, Hermione just glanced at it and then narrowed her eyes.

"What is Gilderoy Lockhart's favorite color... May I ask what level of Defense Against the Dark Arts this question is testing?"

"Uh……"

Lockhart's expression froze for a second, then returned to normal the next second, as if he didn't understand Hermione's question.

"As the Defense Against the Dark Arts professor hired by Dumbledore himself, I, Gilderoy Lockhart, am an internationally renowned figure and writer, winner of the Order of Merlin, third-class medal, honorary member of the Anti-Dark Magic League, and five-time winner of the Most Charming Smile Award from Wizard Weekly. I personally think that before starting formal teaching, strengthening the understanding between teachers and students is more important than directly teaching Defense Against the Dark Arts, isn't it?"

He said this without blushing or breathing heavily, and gave Hermione a smile that he thought was charming.

It starts again...Hermione sighed.

"Although you have defeated Quirrell, Miss Granger, I am far from being comparable to a loser like Quirrell. I have prepared a little surprise for you in class later. You will see my powerful side."

Lockhart patted the birdcage covered with black cloth beside him, full of confidence.

Yes, in terms of being a waste, Quirrell can't compare to you...

It seems like you two are from the same college, right?

First there was Quirrell, then there was Lockhart.

Ravenclaw's reputation was harmed.

ten minutes later.

Defense Against the Dark Arts classroom.

A group of young wizards looked at the test papers in their hands in confusion and all looked at Hermione.

Hermione leaned on the handrail on the second floor and quietly turned her head in the direction of Lockhart.

meaning is:

Don't look at me, the questions he asked have nothing to do with me.

Previously, Lockhart had informed everyone that Hermione would become his assistant, and that this was a decision made by Dumbledore himself.

After the initial surprise, everyone quickly accepted it.

She's a Gryffindor witch, that's normal.

"You know, even though I have the most charming smile in the wizarding world, I don't drive away the Wanlun ghost with a smile."

Lockhart said.

Yes, you relied on others to expel it... Hermione thought to herself.

After thirty minutes of torture, Lockhart finally ended the endless self-introduction session.

When it comes to narcissism, among all the people she has ever met, perhaps only Tony Stark can compete with him.

"In addition to theory, practical lessons are also very important in Defense Against the Dark Arts. Now, as your professor, I will show you how to deal with the darkest and most evil creatures in the world."

Lockhart picked up the birdcage covered with a black curtain and placed it on the desk with a serious expression.

"You will face the most horrific things in this classroom, but I am here so no harm will come to you."

From your description, I have reason to suspect that the birdcage contains Voldemort... Hermione rolled her eyes.

Seeing this, everyone was infected by his emotions and became nervous.

Under the gazes of dozens of people, Lockhart pulled aside the black cloth.

A group of chattering Smurfs appeared in front of the little wizards.

"puff……"

Many people couldn't help laughing.

Seamus even laughed and said, "Cornwall elf?"

Too dark, too evil, too scary... Phew...

"That's right!"

Completely ignoring the ridicule below, Lockhart said:

"Don't underestimate them, they are very troublesome little troublemakers. Watch how I deal with these dark creatures!"

As he said this, he opened the gate of the birdcage.

Countless Smurfs rushed out of the birdcage and flew around the classroom.

In an instant, the classroom became a mess and screams were heard one after another.

Hermione leaned on the armrest, looked at the messy classroom, and pressed her nose helplessly.

At least Lockhart was right about one thing: these little creatures could indeed cause trouble.

As a teaching course for second-year wizards, these choices are quite appropriate. After all, dealing with dark creatures is one of the themes of the Defense Against the Dark Arts course.

All I can say is that Lockhart's theoretical teaching level is still quite good.

Of course, this is purely theoretical.

As for actual combat...

Looking at the Gargamel creatures below who were suffering terribly, Lockhart smiled with satisfaction. Now that they had deeply experienced the "terribility" of the elves, it was finally time for him to show his power.

As long as you subdue these elves, you will gain the admiring gazes of the little wizards.

In theory, this is correct. If he can handle this situation easily, at least no one will doubt whether he is a qualified professor.

only……

He had been bragging for years, not only fooling others, but even fooling himself. It was not until he needed Lockhart to take action that he suddenly realized that he seemed to...

I don’t know what to do!

"Pesky Pixie, Pestonomy..."

Looking at the elves flying around, Lockhart also became panicked. Histrionic personality was instantly activated. He raised his wand and started talking nonsense, trying to save his image.

But the next second, the wand was snatched away by the elf.

The whole classroom was in chaos and in complete disarray.

Teaching Accident 2.0.

Lockhart thought something was wrong and subconsciously wanted to turn around and run away, but he caught a glimpse of Hermione out of the corner of his eye.

The latter was leaning on the armrest, watching the show calmly.

Instantly, he seemed to see a savior and shouted:

"Miss Granger, my dear teaching assistant, please get rid of these little things quickly!"

"Ugh."

Hermione sighed, as if she had seen the future of this school year.

Dumbledore really gave her a big problem.

She flicked her wand.

"All fixed!"

For a moment, the whole classroom seemed to be paused.

All the Smurfs were suspended in mid-air, unable to move.

Even bottles, jars and books were fixed in the sky.

The frightened little wizards crawled out from under the table one after another and looked up.

When they saw Hermione raised her wand, everyone cheered.

Great, it’s the witch, we are saved!

Seeing this, Lockhart became excited again, tidied up his messy clothes, and said loudly:

"Yes, this is the first lesson I'm teaching you. Never underestimate any dark creatures, even if they look harmless!"

"Everything that happened just now was discussed between Miss Granger and me. It was to give you a deep impression. As a professor, I naturally know how to deal with them. But in order to give my dear teaching assistant a chance to show off, I pretended to be at a loss and deliberately saw how you would act in an emergency."

"I have to say, I am very disappointed with your performance."

Lockhart tried to save his dignity.

In the audience, the little wizards all stared with dead fish eyes, with an expression of "Do you think I believe it?"