[“Hey, it was originally the old thief Yaqing and Kevin…wait, isn’t Brother Jie the one doing the livestreaming today?”]

[“Maybe something suddenly happened to Brother Jie.”]

[“When Brother Jie left just now, his face looked solemn. Kevin and Yaqing came over and seemed to be nervous after seeing something. Did something happen in the courtyard?”]

Sitting on the passenger seat of a luxury car, Alicia took advantage of the time and used her trumpet to enter her live broadcast room. When she saw what was happening, a trace of worry emerged on her face.

Eden, who was driving, took a quick look and said with a smile, "Don't worry, Ai Li. Judging from this point, Qianjie should have gone downstairs to cook for them."

I have to say that Eden knows the tenants very well.

When Alicia heard Eden's comfort, her worries immediately disappeared.

"Ellie, we're here."

Eden's driving skills are even better than Yaqing's. He drifted into the garage in a reverse turn.

The parking lot security guard was terrified because there were cars parked in the front and back rows of that parking space, but Eden drove his luxury car directly into the parking space without any hesitation on the brakes.

The car door opened, and a pair of slender black silk legs in boots stretched out from the door, followed by a pretty face wearing large toad sunglasses.

Eden's outfit today is a black and red coat, a small waist-baring camisole that reveals her sexy waistline, hot pants that wrap around her perky butt, and her long legs wrapped in black stockings and black boots.

Looks very cool.

The intern student who had just graduated from college and had taken many detours to become a security guard stared with wide eyes and swallowed his saliva.

The cool and majestic young security guard actually walked around the front of the car, came to the passenger seat, opened the door, bent down and stretched out her hand. In the eyes of the security guard, a hand as white as jade reached out from the car and held his hand.

In the sunlight, Alicia, wearing a pink and blue dress, looks like an elf. Her long, round legs seem to reflect the light. Her cute little feet can be seen clearly through her transparent high-heeled sandals, and each toe looks like a small dumpling.

Looking at the royal sister and the sweet girl holding hands and walking into the mall with a smile.

"Click."

It sounded like something breaking.

It turned out that the young security guard who had no social experience was heartbroken.

On the other side, inside the Golden Courtyard, Yaqing and Kevin breathed a sigh of relief when they saw that the live broadcast room was not blocked.

"Hey, what's wrong with you?"

Kevin responded happily in Far Eastern dialect.

Yaqing rolled his eyes.

"Long time no see. Brother Jie has gone down to cook for us, so the Captain and Kevin will be doing the broadcasting from now on."

Upon hearing Yaqing's words, Kevin instantly realized the role-playing, so his happy expression quickly disappeared and turned into a cold, icy face in the plot.

[“So Brother Jie can cook? What a huge contrast, I seem to see a big brother who is so domineering outside coming home wearing an apron and cooking, hahahahaha”]

[“Kevin’s expression is really unbearable. He was quite happy at the beginning, but when he heard the old thief Yaqing say “Captain” and “Kevin”, his face turned cold again. Hahahahahaha”]

"Cough cough cough."

Yaqing coughed lightly a few times.

"This program is specially sponsored by Anti-Entropy Communications Group Co., Ltd. Please raise your awareness of telecommunications fraud and do not easily believe your relatives' requests for the power of a Herr."

Yaqing said very seriously.

"Pfft."

Kevin couldn't hold back his laughter and laughed out loud, but Yaqing glared at him and he quickly stopped laughing.

But the audience in the live broadcast room couldn't hold it anymore.

[“The world where Xiaozhi gets hurt again has been achieved, hahahahahaha”]

[“What’s the difference between what you said, old thief Yaqing, and naming someone?! Be careful that Xiaoshi will come after you, hahahahahaha”]

Downstairs, Xiao Shi, who was watching the live broadcast while waiting for her meal, was stunned. Her first reaction was not to go upstairs to settle the score with Ya Qing, but to glare at Lao Gudong fiercely.

Fu Hua looked bewildered.

Why bring this up again?

Fu Hua was confused. She didn’t know before how it felt to have people talk about something for the rest of their lives, but now she knew.

Return to the second floor.

"Honkai TV, I'm the host captain."

Yaqing said seriously.

Kevin was stunned for a moment and spoke quickly.

“I’m the host Kevin.”

"That's not right. Why is it Kevin? Wasn't it originally supposed to be Xiaozhi?"

Hearing this, Kevin immediately started to perform.

"She just received a scam call and said angrily that she was going to settle the score with Lao Gudong, so the HR department transferred me here."

There was another burst of laughter in the live broadcast room.

"Well, as the host, where should we start? The cold wind in the Tower of Babel is very noisy..."

"That's too early."

Kevin interrupted directly.

Yaqing looked very helpless.

"Well, let's start from when the Anti-Entropy Organization successfully encircled and wiped out the Thousand Herrschers, but everyone thought the matter was coming to an end..."

Yaqing and Kevin brought the audience in the live broadcast room into their own model just like they were performing crosstalk.

"On the other side, at Kamijou Medical, Jackal is asking Mei what brought her here."

"Maybe the kitchen is out of food."

Kevin made a great finishing move.

Yaqing used Qianjie's computer to open "Ignite the Flame of Tomorrow" and started playing.

"Mei hopes to exchange three cores for Jackal's research results on the Thousand Herrscher."

Kevin suddenly pressed the pause button, and at this moment, Mei's model was squinting.

"While negotiating with the jackal, Mei narrowed her eyes, trying to borrow the wisdom of the Tibetan fox."

"During further communication, Mei even closed her eyes."

"Is this a bug in the modeling expression, or is the Herrscher of Thunder in power saving mode?"

Kevin's face was filled with black lines.

Yaqing looked guilty.

[“Pfft, I really wanted to complain at that time. Why did Mei keep her eyes closed when she was talking to the jackal? It turned out that there was a bug in the modeling expression.”]

[“Kevin’s quote about borrowing the wisdom of the Tibetan fox made me laugh to death.”]

Yaqing and Kevin were stunned, looked at each other, and spoke in code.

Kevin: [Is this Kiana? This must be Kiana! ]

Yaqing: [Slacking off again?! ]

Kevin: [Yes, like uncle, like niece.]

In the Far East Branch of Destiny, in Yaqing's office, Kiana was slacking off while eating Yaqing's snacks. She was very glad that she used a small account and thought she was very smart.

Little did she know that her bad mouth had already betrayed her.

"Hahahahaha, this is so funny. At that time, I didn't notice how funny Mei's expression was."

Kiana laughed very wantonly.

Rita outside the office frantically covered for her. If an employee came to ask, Rita's answer was that the one laughing like that in the office was Salome.

Salome, who was working hard, was suddenly killed.

Ya Qing: "During their conversation, the two concluded that the process of the Thousand Herrschers gaining omnipotence is actually a contest of strength, which can only be effective against weak Herrschers."

Kevin pressed the accelerator key, and the picture showed Bronya's face without a mask.

"Sometimes speaking your mind can be more hurtful than being sarcastic."

Kiana was rolling on the ground laughing, and Bronya's expression combined with Kevin's complaints was really disturbing.

In the live broadcast room.

"Then the Jackal demonstrated it, and there was a snap, and Mei saw a line flash by."

Kevin did the demonstration himself.

"This is Mei through the eyes of the jackal."

Kevin covered the computer's camera in half, leaving only two lines exposed.

"This is the jackal in Mei's eyes."

The audience in the live broadcast room felt that Kevin's complaints were truly a stroke of genius. Without Kevin's complaints, no audience would be willing to listen to someone else retell the plot they had watched.

[“Is this sight from Iron Man?! Haha!”]

[“I am dying of laughter. These two are really treating Honkai Impact as a crosstalk. The key is that what they say is quite interesting. Who is spreading the saying that different trades are like different mountains?”

"With the three cores that Mei brought, it will take Jackal two days to open the door to the Domination Theater."

Kevin interjected.

"But Mei said she could only accept it for one day."

Yaqing's face suddenly darkened. "Why does this guy look like Party A?"

"At this time, the core of the Thousand Herrscher suddenly changed. Mei seized the opportunity and forced her way into the Domination Theater."

"The Jackal began to complain that the Herrschers of this era look very quiet, but act like crazy."

Yaqing took out a poster of Xiaoshi from somewhere.

Everyone knows who he is referring to.

[“Puchi, hahahahahaha”]

【“Xiao Shi: Are you going to curse again?!”】

Xiao Shi, who was already eating downstairs, was choked when he saw this scene.

"Cough cough cough cough."

Mother Hua had no choice but to keep patting Xiaoshi's back.

After Xiao Zhi recovered, the first thing he said was: "Old antique, am I not quiet?"

Fu Hua's computer crashed on the spot.

I don't know whether I am telling the truth or speaking against my will.

"Ahem... Wen Jing."

Fu Hua still chose to go against her will, because if she told the truth, she probably wouldn't be able to enjoy the meal.

Padu and Mebius were both very upset.

Fu Hua has really learned bad things during this trip back to Shenzhou. She can even tell lies with open eyes.

How can Xiao Shi be quiet? She is always in a rush, like a crazy girl.

Padu complained in her heart.

449

Chapter 449: A hilarious twist, a movie-level creation.

Yaqing and Kevin's crosstalk continued, making all the audience in the live broadcast room laugh. Even Kiana and Jizi met in a fantasy world, but they were overjoyed by their talk.

There are many famous memes, such as: [You are talking about hostage-taking with a Maomei Ural Silver Wolf? ]

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