There was something noticeably odd in the King of Heroes' tone when he spoke of the Votka girl's name, and there was a peculiar pause when he spoke of the captain's name.
"Excuse me, is this your name or just a title?"
Rosalia whispered in the captain's ear and explained that since he didn't ask for his name, she just wrote down his name and submitted it.
The captain couldn't help but complain again.
"By the way, why is this room so dark? Is there a power outage?"
The camera went dark as soon as the captain and the vodka girl stepped into the room.
Hearing the captain's doubts, the King of Heroes agreed.
"It is a little dark. Angel, please give us some holy light."
"Hey! How long has it been since you paid your electricity bill? My holy light is not for you to use as a light bulb..."
"Angel, holy light."
The Hero King's tone was very calm, but the audience could clearly hear the crunching sound of bones colliding, which was a clear threat.
"Yes, Lord Hero King."
The angel gave in instantly.
As the holy light lit up, the audience's familiar faces appeared in the camera. 】
Kiana in moonlight armor and Fu Hua in silver armor.
In the picture, Fu Hua placed her hands crossed on the table, her head lowered, her glasses reflecting the light, while Kiana stood behind her with her hands behind her back and her head held high.
Rather than giving the audience a sense of oppression, this picture makes them want to laugh.
[“Why is Chong Chong acting like he’s in military training? Are you threatened by Fu Hua? If you are threatened, just blink.”]
[“Chong Chong: Blink like crazy!!!”]
[“Hahahaha, Le, if Fu Hua is the King of Heroes, then strictly speaking, does that mean she is Kiana’s descendant?”]
Alicia particularly likes to see people around her appear on the screen, so she cares so much about her own appearance time.
"Rather than a new story..."
Velvet smacked her lips.
"It's better to let go of myself and vent my frustrations at work."
Wei Liwei is just two words with simple meaning.
Go crazy.
[The moment the holy light came on, the captain subconsciously blurted out Fu Hua's name, and as expected, the soldiers shouted at him for disrespect.
"Yes, I am the hero Wang Fuhua, but how do you know my name?"
"Is there anyone who doesn't know your reputation as an unlucky hero?"
Kiana complained quietly.
"Angel, double the push-ups tonight, 400."
When Kiana heard about doubling the push-ups, she felt like the sky was falling and she was so angry that she jumped to her feet.
"Hey! This is corporal punishment! Corporal punishment!"
"three times"】
The scene in front of them and the development of this plot instantly brought the audience back to the timeline of Wind Color Poetry, when Kiana was still a naive and stupid Paramecium under the guidance of squad leader Fu Hua.
"It seems like not long ago..."
Alicia was in a trance.
"But, Ellie, Yaqing has been back to the Far East for two years, and Poetry of the Wind was a movie released two years ago."
Mei sighed.
In the blink of an eye, she was already twenty-nine years old, the same age as Mebius was back then, while Mebius was already thirty-one.
"Look at the subtitles. That's not Fu Hua. That's Wang Fu Hua."
Velvet was the first to notice the pause in the subtitles.
[“Yes, I feel like the name Wang makes Fu Hua’s status drop a lot. It’s not that the surname Wang is bad, but… it’s just that it’s weird and indescribable.”]
A Wang Fuhua.
It makes the audience feel that the immortal with ethereal air has suddenly turned into an ordinary person with nothing special.
"Okay, let's not talk about this anymore, let's continue watching."
[The interview officially began with just a few simple questions, and the final test to be completed was to go to the forest and pull out the sword from the stone, but Fu Hua had already completed it, facing the doubts of the captain and others.
Fu Hua talked about the past.
As a traveler, if you want to see the so-called god who can grant wishes, you must complete the trial and pull out the sword in the stone.
On the way to extract the sword, she defeated the devil along the way, causing a bug in the angel, making it unable to complete the mission and return. Afterwards, she put the Sword in the Stone back.
The captain himself was going to pull out the sword in the stone accompanied by an angel.
Had a magical experience.
The battle is similar to that in "Pokemon", which makes people want to complain. Finally, after walking through all kinds of places, the captain and others came to the Sword in the Stone.
Before drawing their swords, everyone felt hungry.
So Kiana ordered a takeout and stared at the screen getting closer and closer.
“Get out of the way! My brakes are broken!!!”
The captain stared at the scene in front of him in a daze.
My favorite male anchor on Otto Radio, which I listen to every night, once said this.
[One day, there will be a girl who breaks into your world in a unique way. ]
It wasn't until today that I understood the meaning of this sentence.
Perhaps, in my entire life, I will probably never see another girl in a delivery uniform riding a huge golden cross at a speed of hundreds of kilometers per hour... and hitting her head on the legendary Sword in the Stone.
"Your takeaway! Delivered on time!"】
There are too many flaws in this section.
The audience didn't know where to start complaining.
Fortunately, every time they wanted to complain, the captain would always be one step ahead of them.
For example, in the battle method that pays tribute to "Pokemon", the captain is complaining throughout the whole process, just like a stand-in for the audience, and what he wants to say is exactly what the audience wants to say.
[“Otto Radio? Your favorite anchor? The captain disagrees.”]
[“Didn’t you notice Mei Hokusatsu? And the fox demon, that’s clearly Yae Sakura! If they were to confront each other, everyone who was on the scene in Honkai Impact 3rd had appeared in Honkai Impact 3rd Zero. Even Otto and Kallen had appeared in the story of stargazing.”]
[“By the way, will Himeko appear later?”]
[“If you miss Ji Zi so much, go check out the Pirate Federation line. It will give you a surprise.”]
【"I go!"】
"Uh……"
Alicia was choked and speechless. As optimistic as she was, she didn't think there was any profound meaning in this plot. It was a waste of time for her to specially call Weiwei and Mei over.
She thought it would be some kind of dramatic plot.
“It’s really extraordinary.”
Mei feels that the current plot of this web drama is no better than going to the company to do an experiment today.
"Feel the same."
Vivi nodded.
The next second, Wei Wei overturned what she had just said.
"No, I think it's very beautiful, just like a fairy tale. Just like my magic, it can bring a good reversal experience to the audience!"
Velvet’s temperament changed.
She was gentle and intellectual just now, and now she is lively and cheerful.
Being friends with Weiwei is like being friends with eight people at the same time, and each personality brings a different experience.
The plot that people have been complaining about all the time did bring a lot of joy, and also made the audience more aware that there would be no knives as long as the Vodka sisters were present.
But more people wonder whether the writing skills of Tianming screenwriters have declined.
The internet has started a new trend.
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Chapter 363: Mebius: Liking loli is against the law!
[“One serving of Stargazing Pie! One serving of Kaslana’s special delicious soup! Four servings of super-real potted cakes! Please check!”
Hearing the word Kaslana, the captain's expression suddenly changed and became extremely ugly.
"Why did I hear a last name that absolutely cannot be paired with cooking?"
Angel Kiana saw the captain mumbling something and generously prepared to give him a portion. Then, when the captain saw the sardine pie, which could not be called food at all, he swallowed.
"You'll die! You'll definitely die if you eat it!"
The captain shook his head wildly and even moved away quite a bit.
Just at this moment, Beichen Mei came over, and Kiana generously gave her a portion. Mei put it into her mouth without any preparation, and the captain had no time to stop her.
"Ahh... too late, I've already eaten it."
The captain roared in his heart.
But when I saw that Beichen Mei didn't faint immediately, I felt a little confused. Maybe this thing just looks inedible, but it tastes quite delicious when eaten, just like stinky tofu.
The next second, Beichen Meiyi fell into coma, holding her stomach.
"That's not the case at all! Miss Sword Saint is already foaming at the mouth! Come on, stand up, Miss Sword Saint!"
Kiana still thinks Mei was touched. After all, she was also so moved that she was speechless when she first ate this pie.
"This has nothing to do with being touched!"
The captain was complaining madly in his heart. 】
Too abstract.
Especially the captain's complaints.
The audience couldn't help but burst into laughter.
[“Kiana is worthy of being Kaslana. I guess only Kaslana can eat what Kaslana makes. Mei! You died so miserably! Mei!!!”]
[“Is that thing really edible?”]
Alicia also had this question in her mind.
She has never been a picky eater, but first of all it has to be food she can eat.
"Does Kevin cook like this, too?"
Alicia was curious.
Looking at Mei, she knew Kevin best among the three.
Mei shook her head.
"Kevin... He once learned to cook for me for a long time. Although he is not as good as Qianjie, he is still edible."
Mei blushed a little.
Mei was too shy to stop blushing as she talked about her sweet relationship with her boyfriend in public.
[“Hey! Boss Kevin can actually cook?!”]
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