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Xing Yuanhui was puzzled by Shi Shang's ruthlessness in doing whatever it took, and could only force himself to deduce an answer.

"Am I such a superficial person?!" Ishigami patted his chest in annoyance, "Although I am indeed interested, I have more important things to do now!"

"What's the matter?" Xing Yuanhui picked up the water and took a sip.

"Have you become a god?"

Ishigami's words caused a stir among the people around him, and Shirogane had no choice but to stand up and explain to those around him that this was a term used in the game.

Baiyin laughed dryly as he faced the passers-by and thought: Sometimes I really admire you for being able to do outrageous things with a clear face!

"Ahem..." The general affairs officer was caught off guard and choked on the water. He coughed a few times and said in a difficult way, "You guys are so boring. Besides, there is nothing."

"I don't believe it! So let's decide the winner by gambling!" Ishigami shouted in a very duelist-like tone.

Only the duelist's glory can restrain a person's heart and get a true answer. This is how Yu-Gi-Oh is played!

"...I suggest you dye your hair and make it look like seafood." The general affairs officer complained, "Never mind, I hope you are ready to have your underwear stripped off by me."

You carry the cards and I see through them, and everyone will have a bright future.

"No problem! I have nothing to lose! You can ask whatever you want, even if you have to tell me about my shameful experience when I was six years old, I will definitely take you down! Come on, this will be a battle with no winner!"

"So handsome! Is this one-eyed brother also a fan of special effects?"

The way Liu Hai Azai threw his fist even caused unsuspecting children in a small circle to imitate him, and the scene that Baiyin had finally calmed down became restless again.

The mediator himself also realized that something was wrong: Wait, now Xingyuan has directly told the facts, then don’t I have to tell relatively symmetrical information to be comparable to becoming a god, instead of setting an elaborate trap and waiting for the general affairs officer to jump in, and then leave unscathed?

You don't have anyone you like, but I feel a little bad! What if Xingyuan finds out that I wanted to see Sigong but didn't dare to go on a date, so I had to run to school in a roundabout way? !

Chapter 23: Oh! Good! I finally won!

The train was slowly leaving the station. In one carriage the atmosphere was particularly lively, making the children who had just got off the train reluctant to leave. They could only stare inside through the window with a twisted face.

It was a pity that the three people were on the other side of the train, and this side was blocked tightly. The child returned empty-handed. Originally, he wanted to stay where he was and think about it, but he was urged by the parents and looked back every few steps. Finally, the elders couldn't bear it anymore and gently threw the radish away with words, saying that they would go to buy snacks later, which successfully distracted the child's attention.

The parents wiped their sweat and thought: That boy is really trying too hard. He made the children linger even after getting off the car. Could he really be a suit actor in a stage play? His lines and actions are so realistic. How much does he like special effects?

The camera turns to show the three people who are halfway through the journey still playing Landlord in the carriage. The children who just heard the noise are still wondering why a group of people are gathered together, while the experienced ones have already started snatching the seats of those who have left.

In the center of the crowd, their enthusiasm grew higher and higher. Looking at the scoreboard of 54:27:9, and then looking at the "special effects monster" whose body was covered with various Bandai toys borrowed by the children, they had a sense of doomsday carnival.

Is this guy with the most complete equipment and the most handsome pose the one with the best record? No, it seems that there are various people in his body fighting for control, and the complex performance-type personality completely prevails. Although he has lost the most games, he still has an inexplicable sense of power.

"Just watch! Even if it's just a few hours of bond, it will burst out with incomparable brilliance!" Ishigami shouted with his fists clenched in high spirits, and the boys around him also imitated the super devil's method of posing, with light in their eyes.

Hmm? Why do I learn it even though I'm a villain? Of course, it's because villains are handsome.

The movements were clean and neat, and the shouting was soulful. Anyway, if you couldn't understand the plot, just vote for the general. Didn't you see that the kids used the summoner to vote and made Ishigami look like someone who could argue about the battle mechanics of a thousand floors?

He fiercely took the deck of cards that belonged to him from the table in front of Baiyin. He just took a look and began to snicker. He stretched his waist and touched it. The voices of various summoners blended together perfectly: "Hehehe! I must win. This card... looks like your journey ends here!"

How dare you defy me who has dozens of transformation devices! Even the goddess of fate had to deal me a good hand because of my persistence. What else in this world can stop me?!

“…Fuck.” Xing Yuanhui was disgusted by his own cards after just one look.

They are all small cards connected together, there are no bombs, and there is no initiative at all!

I have a chance if I get the landlord, but the landlord's right is in Baiyin's hands... Who shuffled these cards? Check it out! Which special effects teacher taught me this? I don't believe my luck is this bad!

In order to avoid cheating to the greatest extent possible, the cards are now dealt by asking the audience to shuffle them, and luck plays a huge role. The previous situation where the cards had to be shuffled by three people with a fierce competition is gone forever.

After all, one of them has learned how to shuffle cards, and the other has a perspective cheat. Only Baiyin is kind and honest. If you give them the cards to shuffle, they will have to change hands and check them over and over again. Just shuffling the cards can take you all the way to Hakodate.

But this is normal, because in Xing Yuanhui's first game, Shigami arrogantly washed four bombs from 3 to 6 for him. His plan to quickly refresh the bombs was discovered, and he immediately lost all trust.

Fortunately, there were children gathered around before the game started, otherwise they wouldn't know how to open the cards. Baiyin is Ishigami's teammate, so Xing Yuanhui naturally didn't dare to trust him rashly - I believe that the president is still rational, but trusting you is equal to being cruel to me.

"I want the landlord." Baiyin spread out the landlord cards and breathed a sigh of relief.

Is this finally over? If you keep going, I will have to answer three questions.

It is said that war is a catalyst for science and technology. But can't individuals also break through themselves under pressure?

For the sake of their own privacy, Baiyin has developed a very strong ability to memorize cards under tremendous pressure. Basically, just by staring at the cards that are constantly being shuffled and cut in front of them, they can guess what they will be dealt.

Because of this, every time Ishigami saw the president looking embarrassed, he would take the initiative to accept the position of landlord, suffer the most defeats and the most beatings, so as to protect the silver points as much as possible.

Xingyuan’s momentum is so strong...but it doesn’t matter.

President, you were the first person to reach out and pull me out of the abyss. To repay this kindness, embrace your competitive spirit and fire at me.

After all… I have no dignity left to lose.

Inevitably influenced by the tokusatsu fans nearby, the Ishigami in Shirogane's mind died dozens of times.

"Well, if you continue like this, there will be no turning back." The general affairs officer also saw the situation clearly. There was nothing he could do since he was not the one shuffling the cards, and there would always be times when his luck was particularly bad.

He said tactfully: "Is it worth it? Why don't we just write off the points? It won't be a loss for you guys."

It's not that I can't lose, but I feel so powerless when you guys use the human wave tactics to drag me down...

After fighting for such a long time, Ishigami should be able to calm down a little. He won't really expose all your dark history at all costs, right?

Xing Yuanhui looked expectantly, but only got an eager look in return, as if a dying beast had given its all and suffered heavy casualties among the humans who used to stroll in its territory.

"That's exactly what I want!" Ishigami stretched his head and let the new kid put the Kamen Rider's mask on his head. The green mask couldn't block the wolf-like eyes. He said excitedly, "There's no way to win? I don't understand! Now you know how strong human perseverance is!"

You don't think we can reconcile, do you? I will never give up until I get the answer I want! Even if I have to contribute the setting of the other world I wrote when I was a kid, I will never give up!

Baiyin nodded and said solemnly, "I can't turn back anymore, Xingyuan, I hope you can understand..."

At this point, when so many sacrifices have been made, it would be too cowardly to talk about retreat. Whether in life or work, you will never achieve anything great if you are timid.

The hymn of courage is the hymn of humanity. I don’t deny that I was crazy, but it’s rare to go crazy with friends, just like I went out in the rain with you. Today, I also want to work with Ishigami to thoroughly investigate the relationship between you and Secretary Fujiwara!

Seeing that there was no way to reconcile, the frowning general affairs officer took another look at the covered cards and felt extremely desperate.

I finally understand what it feels like to face the boss in the game. If the opponent brings 999 resurrection coins to fight you to the death, how powerful the numbers and mechanisms do you need to be to defend your own glory?

After walking back and forth a few times in a simple and ritualistic manner, as Ishigami threw out his last card with a trembling voice, he slowly stretched out his arms. Even though one of his hands hit the glass, he continued to stretch out by the window like a vine.

After fully expanding his chest, several sounds began to come out of Ishigami's mouth. His face twisted slightly, and soon, he burst into laughter.

"Hey! Great! I finally won!"

He looked up for a while, then involuntarily looked at the fields passing by outside the window, and then he closed his eyes.

"Is this a classic scene from a special effects movie?" After the game, Shirogane picked them up and expressed his confusion using the most common eye contact method.

Is this a character whose luck turns for the better? Otherwise, isn't this line a bit crazy?

"...He probably just fainted because he was too happy. President, if you want him to wake up early, pinch him, but he might do something in public, so it's safer to let him faint." Xing Yuanhui answered with a ruthless blink.

Just wait for me to search what angle and strength can be used to beat someone until he loses his memory and then screams. I promise to give you a junior high school Ishigami who can still join the club normally. He is an absolutely outstanding talent. As for the later part... it was the two-dimensional world that ruined him.

It was not until someone silently played funeral music that the boy with bangs that looked like they were on fire woke up slowly. Facing the concerned looks of the children around him, Ishigami was only concerned about one thing.

"We won... We won!" Ishigami raised his hands and grinned, "How do you feel? Are you surprised? Are you surprised?"

Although I will ask everyone to answer five questions, and the answers may not be useful to me, what is this joy in my heart? Is this the dopamine reward that responds to my inner desires?

"You guys are dragging me down with this round-robin battle." Xing Yuanhui complained expressionlessly, "If you had to drink a sip of water after losing a round, you would have drowned in the toilet a long time ago."

He thought darkly: They read the cards really quickly later on, and it became more and more difficult to play. They should not be able to survive the early stages.

"Heh~." Ishigami chuckled, as if mocking his old friend for his desperate tricks. "You naive! Do you think I didn't expect this? Diapers are sold on the train!"

You really tried your best! But can you not shout so loudly about this?!

Bai Yin's eyes widened immediately, and he quickly explained to those around him, "This is an exaggeration, and it doesn't represent my true thoughts. Please bear with me!"

I still want you even if you are shameless!

Hearing this, the one-eyed big brother who had always been handsome in the eyes of the children suddenly lost his weight. After hesitating for a moment, he silently stretched out his little hand to take back his summoner.

It seems that the exciting fighting time is over, and it’s time for my least favorite literary drama, so it’s time to go.

Seeing the children looking somewhat disappointed, and remembering that they had brought him good luck, Ishigami felt his wallet and said to the waiter, who had also lost some interest, with great enthusiasm:

"Stewardess, please give the kids here a bag of snacks. I'll pay for it!" Ishigami said to the kids around him as he unloaded the toys. "All right, heroes. Now it's time for the brothers to have some 'intimate' time. Please return to your parents in an orderly manner."

The children, who had originally felt a little empty inside, instantly calmed down, responded one by one and left.

When no one was looking over here, Xing Yuanhui leaned over and whispered, "Do you really have to use this kind of words?"

Do you know that you now look like the weirdo who asks people to pick up little goldfish at the temple fair?

Having achieved his goal, Ishigami was very happy and didn't even think about reflecting on himself. He wondered, "Will this make them leave obediently? Little boys hate drama the most."

At least when I watched Showa Ultraman back then, I didn’t like watching the literary drama. Although part of the reason was that there were too many horror scenes and I didn’t dare to watch them, this kind of children’s psychology should be universal.

"Have you noticed more strange looks?" Xing Yuanhui narrowed his eyes and stared at Ishigami. "There are not as many children as adults. What do you think we should do if people misunderstand us?"

Your words made the female passerby who was traveling with her sister behind her excited, do you understand?

"Really?" Ishigami frowned, then suddenly realized, "Anyway, I don't know him, so it's just a misunderstanding."

"...Ishigami." Shirogane stared at the accountant's expression and hesitated, "What happened when you returned to your hometown in the countryside?"

Fujiwara Chika is not here either. Why did an accountant become like this?

"This is just one time of asking... that's all, I'll just get it straight." Ishigami thought he wasn't worried about his debts, so he said generously, "You know that kind of YY story on the Internet, where your childhood best friend who jumped up and down with you arm in arm is actually a girl, and when she grows up, she uses her plump body to scare her childhood friends, right?"

"I know..." Baiyin lowered his head and thought, "So she doesn't want to play with you?"

"No!" Xing Yuanhui quickly rejected the president's idea and instead provided a more cruel reality, "She must not know Ishigami. Besides, if Ishigami had a close friend when he was a child who could chase and play around in the village, how could he complain every day that he had no friends?"

"That's too much! Even I had friends when I was a kid!" Ishigami said angrily, then added in a low voice, "But we weren't as close as in the story..."

He coughed very hard, trying to stop the two people's impolite thoughts, but his fake cough turned into a real cough, and he had to drink several sips of water before he recovered.

"Do you really want to say more?" Xing Yuanhui said in a worried tone, "Why do I feel like this is retribution for lying to you?"

"A hero should never flee from the battlefield!" Ishigami rubbed his flushed face and said firmly, "Let's get back to the topic just now. Actually, there is a slight change in my story."

"Not pretty enough?" Baiyin was very tactful.

"There is no such person?" Xing Yuanhui tried to open the wound and rub salt into it.

I've already lost, and I still have to answer blushing questions about whether I can become a god. What's wrong with having a smelly mouth?

Shi Shang glared at Xing Yuanhui fiercely, holding his head in pain and said: "He looked like a girl when he was a child, but he is stronger than me when he grows up..."

I was wondering where “her” brother came from, and it turns out the shelf life is only one year!

A muffled laugh came from someone nearby. Shi Shang looked up and saw Xing Yuanhui looking at his mobile phone with five fingers pinching his face.

"What's wrong?" Seeing Ishigami looking at him, the general affairs officer put down his hand and asked, pretending to be calm.

It's okay, Shishang, she's a King Kong Barbie. Actually, Nezha also belongs to this positioning, it's not too weird.

"Is it too much to imply that I'm Nantong?" Ishigami stared at him like a female ghost and asked calmly.

"Who said that? Was it me?" Xing Yuanhui pointed at himself in surprise, not understanding at all. "How could that be? We have known each other for so long, how could I slander you?"

"...So now you understand what my motivation is?" Otaku decided to avoid the attack.

To be able to stay with Senior Fujiwara for such a long time and still calmly say that he has nothing to do with her, he must be a master at pretending to be confused and you cannot deal with him.

The general affairs officer held his face and said helplessly: "It's very frustrating because of the huge gap."

"You're right, so let's count your sins!" The summer limited edition Ishigami flexibly moved his fingers and smiled evilly, "You'll be the first one to answer! Don't worry, it'll be quick."

Chapter 24: Do you like Fujiwara-senpai?

Xing Yuanhui propped up his face and lowered his head, put one hand on the back of his head and rubbed it randomly, covering his upturned mouth and said calmly: "Well, ask!"

Is he lamenting about his poor choice of friends? No, this person who seems to have put himself in a dead end is already thinking about how to use five questions to get out a dark history that can last a lifetime.

So human beings are really interesting. After getting high, they have no idea what they will face. Not only do they not beg for mercy, but they also dare to laugh? I will go back to the big room and make a PPT of what I heard and send it to you. Then you will behave yourself.

Ishigami, who no longer cared about anything, laughed wildly and said decisively: "Do you even need to ask? Of course there is only one answer! You can..."

The general affairs officer turned around and interrupted Ishigami's careless words, cleared his throat and said seriously: "I said there is no more, I won't take advantage of you, change one."

If you don't believe me, how can I prove it to you?