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After chatting for a while, Xing Yuanhui got up and went back upstairs to dry the clothes in the washing machine, then lazily walked back to the room to load the clothes.

Uncle Baiyin sent the boy out the door, waved to him and sighed inwardly: I don’t know if going out to play with friends can help resolve Baiyin’s inner conflicts.

This kid is not used to not having to work. He just stares at his phone every day when study time comes. Gui has complained about this many times, saying that his brother's eyes are like those of idle people who stare at the lobsters in the supermarket and wait for the price to drop.

……

In front of the Sangenjaya tram station, the general manager who was supervising his two friends couldn't help but have tears in his eyes.

A man! It's a man!

Xing Yuanhui sniffed, like a wanderer in the desert who finally saw an oasis: "It's not easy, I actually met someone of the same sex as me!"

Do you know what kind of life I've been living these days?! I'm not saying that the seniors are bad, but it's really hard for me to talk to them when the three sisters stand together. If Fujiwara Chika approaches me, I have to endure Fujiwara Moe's mysterious gaze. I'm stuck at both ends and can't leave. It's so uncomfortable.

It turns out that boys should play with boys, which is the most exciting!

Ishigami and Baiyin looked at each other, then said with difficulty: "But the version I heard was that you seemed to be living a fairy-like life..."

I haven't even said anything about your extremely high appearance rate on my senior's Twitter account, so why are you so moved already?

You must have seen it, right? Fujiwara-senpai's exaggerated figure in a swimsuit!

And the Fujiwara family was traveling together, right? With the permission of my parents and the atmosphere of the trip...

Otaku was also crying, the tears and blood in his heart were extremely bright because of the various fantasies he had imagined.

"Yeah." Shirogane, who had been smiling since he met up with Ishigami, nodded, "According to Ishigami, it seems that you have traveled to many places besides Hawaii."

It’s so happy to be reunited with friends after a long absence. Let’s forget about our worries for a while~.

The student council president has found his place, and a sense of security is spreading from his heart.

Now it was Ishigami and Xing Yuanhui's turn to look at each other, and they thought, "President, what's wrong with you now?"

But now the most urgent thing is to explain it, otherwise the unbreakable alliance will fall apart today.

"Don't say that. This is a drama involving three Fujiwara, which is even more terrifying than a drama involving three girls. Do you know how painful it is to accompany your mother shopping?" Xing Yuanhui closed his eyes in pain, his entire face wrinkled. "They don't care whether you are tired or not. They just want to wake you up and give you some comments when they see you sitting. They can't stand you being idle."

The past is too painful to recall! Why did I raise the stakes at that time? I was supposed to sell my body for one day, but it ended up being sold for three weeks!

Although I admit that the place Fujiwara Chika picked is fun, that's no reason for me to be driven around by her like an animal! This little girl is taking advantage of my invincibility and doing whatever she wants!

But Ishigami didn't appreciate this performance: "I know, but generally speaking, shouldn't I have the right to refuse?"

Who can stop you if you don't want to go? Batman v Superman?

The scene of a superhero war emerged in Otaku's mind, and Batman with a bow embroidered on his mask was inexplicably funny.

"…Don't ask me about this. It's just tears. I have made up my mind that I will not go to Hawaii with the Fujiwara family anymore." Xing Yuanhui made up his mind.

That place... has bad feng shui. To me, it is no less bad than the defeat of Luofengpo to Pang Tong and Guan Yu's escape to Maicheng.

"Isn't it true that I got the same treatment as in the classic anime seaside episode?" Ishigami said with envy and hatred as he looked at the CM bracelet mark on his hand that had not yet disappeared.

Can you show off your thighs and still be pitiful? Then who can I complain to for the suffering of soaking in the sweat of a geek?

If you help me, I can grab more notebooks and signatures from teachers!

"Alright, alright." Baiyin, who was used to being the mediator, persuaded, "We have our own beach to go back to, and the tuna in Oma is very famous. If the local tyrant is gone, we might not be able to eat it."

Shi Shang glanced at Xing Yuanhui and stopped talking for the time being: "That's true, I must make my money back this time!"

After all, I don't have enough strength to burn him...

Damn it! Why are there only grandpas and grandmas in the countryside? Where is the promised plum blossom?!

Seeing this, the general affairs officer exclaimed softly, patted the president on the shoulder and thanked him: "Don't worry, I will take you directly to the sea and catch a fish for you to eat myself."

Fishing is not easy, it’s a pity that I sold Marlin’s meat, otherwise I would let you taste the well-trained body of the Ocean Knight.

"Well, I believe you." Ishigami put his hands on Xing Yuanhui's shoulders, who had returned to being friends, and said solemnly, "I apologize for my behavior just now. Are you willing to accept it?"

Xing Yuanhui looked at his only eye hidden by his bangs and became serious.

...Why did you suddenly apologize? Are you that kind of person?

The last remaining group also looked at each other, and Shirogane fanned his hands downwards, hesitantly saying, "Uh, Ishigami, I know you're jealous, but calm down, okay?"

Stay calm. Have you forgotten that all of us students combined cannot even break his wrist?

Maybe as a second dimension character you have unique secrets to strengthen yourself, but the person on the other side is the general affairs officer!

It would be too embarrassing if you just shouted out the exciting lines and then were caught by Xing Yuanhui right after.

"No, I'm serious." Ishigami took a few steps back, proved that he had no intention of murder, and took a small red box from his pocket.

"Remember to take safety measures, my best friend." Ishigami knelt on one knee, as pious as an ancient pilgrim, "Otherwise the girl will be in trouble."

Although I have always been bothered by the fact that my friend has a very good relationship with someone of the opposite sex, as a friend, I still can't forget the relationship between us.

This is my blessing, take it!

The general affairs officer took a look and his face twitched. His face, which was distorted to the point of abstraction, slowly turned to the president and said sincerely, "Can I punch him? He won't die, just a few broken bones. Comedians are invincible, right?"

Ishigami, you have to believe in the bond between you and the second dimension. How can the protagonist not go to the hospital for recuperation? This is the first step to embrace left and right!

Baiyin quickly stood between the two of them and shouted to Shi Shang who had not yet stood up, "Shi Shang, run! Xing Yuan is serious!"

And put that box away! The police are here!

Chapter 21: Have you become a god?

After taking a short stroll to the station and storing their luggage in a coin-operated locker, the three of them walked along the street of Sangenjaya, holding the ice cream that the accountant had given them as an apology, and looked at the commercial street in a state of confusion.

"That's too much! Do you know how much effort I put into buying this box?" After swallowing too much ice cream and forcing himself to control himself, the trembling Ishigami's first words were to explain himself.

This is not easy! Unlike the exhibition where everyone is two-dimensional, even if you use the camera to hit the girl's thigh, you can be forgiven. I ran to the convenience store alone to buy condoms. Although the cashier was wearing a mask, I still saw pity in his eyes!

You're obviously thinking about your friends? I think I'm as brave as Lu Bu!

Xing Yuanhui glanced at him, smiled, put his hand on his shoulder and said comfortingly: "Since it is your own hard work, then use it yourself. I am counting on you."

But you'd better get rid of it before you come to my house, otherwise the dean, who is an educator, may become unnecessarily wary of you.

"...Damn it." Ishigami poked the box hidden in his pants, his mouth drooping, "It's great to be able to go to the beach with Fujiwara-senpai, but how dare you let me down like this?"

"That's not kindness, that's frightening, right?" Baiyin said with his eyes level, "And why did you choose something like this?"

"This kind of thing is a surprise, right?" Ishigami said something absolutely terrifying with a calm expression, "I've seen it before. It's said that if you give this thing to a friend and then write a blessing on the bottom of the box, your friend will be very excited and want to find the person who gave him this thing to give him a warm return."

"What blessing?" Xing Yuanhui stepped back tactically to express his respect for the accountant's upcoming outburst.

As for Ishigami, sometimes he does some weird things after reading too many comics, including but not limited to saying weird lines and being supervised by the discipline committee, or squatting on the ground quietly drawing circles and cursing the man and woman downstairs.

Of course, it will basically be fine after this stress has passed, but in most cases when you sober up you have already done the stupid thing, and people will talk about it in a whisper, and you will feel so ashamed that you stay in a corner and feel sad.

"I've stabbed one of them with a needle. Go ahead and guess as much as you want. Enjoy the joy of classical probability!" The accountant said the chilling words with a determined expression. "Are you surprised? I heard that if you do this, you can prevent a terrible crime from happening!"

...That's because you are committing a bigger crime!

Baiyin nodded between his brows and asked with difficulty: "Shishang, what have you read recently?"

That shouldn't be the case. Although Ishigami is a character who sincerely expresses his jealousy, he has never been so straightforward!

Something must have happened without my noticing, what was it?

"As for the recent times..." Ishigami frowned, lowered his head and pondered for a moment before saying unconfidently, "Apart from the vtuber and the new game trailer, it seems that I'm only following a comic called Konami."

"What is that comic book about?" asked the general affairs officer who was crossing his arms.

Nowadays, it is common for titles of works to be unrelated or even contradictory to their contents. A name like Jintian sounds like one of the styles of a girl's comic. It is entirely possible that the content of the book is about how to make the people killed today sweet!

Perhaps it is because the things described in the book are too explosive that the author gave it such a title, intending to turn the work produced by his hands into a certain jargon among the industry, just like the gangsters’ connections in the movies...

"Hey." The dusty cowboy casually brushed off the sand on his cloak, stepped over the stranger who was still sleeping after drinking last night, sat down on the bar stool, pressed down his hat and called the bartender, "I want something that can make people sweet."

The dilapidated store door was knocked open by the dust and tumbleweeds, the dim lights on the bar were shaking, and the bartender with cloudy eyes squinted his eyes, and the sharpness that he had carefully maintained was unreserved at this moment. In his eyes, the thin outsider was undoubtedly as transparent as a newborn chick.

"Boy, you dare to come to the underworld alone?" The man picked up the glass and towel at the bar. His wrinkled face hid the scars, and an almost "kind" smile appeared among the wrinkles. "Listen to your uncle, there is no 'sweet' food in the desert."

Hearing this, the cowboy slammed the table, swearing and pulling out a gun from his waist: "Do you think I'm kidding you? This...ah!"

The young cowboy slowly turned into brown sugar and soon disappeared into the golden sand outside the house with the wind, leaving behind only his clothes, guns, and a photo with words written next to the woman in his arms.

The drunkard on the ground crawled slowly. His eyes, which were bloodshot due to alcoholism, were as calm as the sea in the doldrums. He picked up the photo and burst into laughter for a moment. He even had to lie on the bar counter because he laughed so hard and violently.

"'Girls are made of sugar, spices, and something beautiful...' Just because of this?" The drunkard, whose stomach ached from laughing, pinched a finger of sugar dust stuck on the wall of the table. The smile that had just stopped reappeared on his face. "Another person who will do anything for sweetness. Really, do you really want to have a partner?"

“Don’t say that. Before becoming a great magician, who doesn’t want to kiss, hug and lift up a sweet and soft girl?” The bartender shook his head slightly and snapped his fingers. The transparent wine glass with patterns engraved on it blurred quietly, revealing a girl with her eyes closed and scars at the corners of her eyes.

The drunkard drank the contents of the glass in one gulp, put the glass down and licked his lips as if savoring the taste. His eyes, which had been calm just now, seemed to be ignited, and brutality was rampant in them.

"Let's start hunting." The king of the underworld turned around and raised his hands towards the dilapidated tavern, like a savior. Various colors of sugar mixed on the broken table into a darkness that seemed to swallow everything.

"But we should have a decent code name, so how about...Jintian?"

In Xing Yuanhui's imagination, this comic book must be the ultimate guide specializing in breaking up couples, and it is the product of the resentment of thousands of virgins!

So he frowned and thought deeply, and without waiting for Ishigami's answer, he immediately asked: "Ishigami, this book is too dangerous, you must stay vigilant!"

To have such a sentence attached to a condom box, the other person must be an ultimate creature who has never had any luck with the opposite sex since childhood!

"Is it dangerous?" Ishigami was puzzled. "I only read the beginning. Is there any magical development later?"

The danger of girls' comics... car accident or leukemia? Is there a second personality? !

"Isn't the first chapter too expanded?" Xing Yuanhui, who had covered the pure girl comics with a dark curtain based on his own imagination, asked calmly.

For this kind of book to become popular, it is absolutely impossible that it sets a trap to lure people in and then kill them. The main theme should be the common anger of the author and readers when facing lovers.

"I feel like you and I are talking about different things..." Ishigami said embarrassedly, and took out his cell phone to prove his innocence for the recommendation he got from his fellow CM fans.

But there was more than one thing in his pants, and a booklet fell out.

The black cover has the following words written on it: "Those Years, We Were All Burned to Death Together"

The three of them suddenly fell into a situation where time seemed to have stopped. While Xing Yuanhui and Bai Yin were staring at the book with burning eyes, the sweat on Shi Shang's forehead was getting more and more, as if the gaze was transferred to him with heat.

A quarter of an hour later, he found a tea room where he could kneel down and prostrate himself on a stone.

“Please believe me, I made such a mistake only because I was obsessed with Fujiwara-senpai’s Twitter for almost three weeks in a row!” Ishigami raised his head from the ground, tears welling up in his eyes. “After all, everything is afraid of comparison. We are both sixteen-year-old boys, but the gap between us is beyond the comprehension of ordinary people!”

When I think about myself who can only talk to the computer every day, and my happy (questionable) friends with beautiful girls overseas, my heart always accumulates inexplicable emotions!

"So this is why you took the initiative to join the group of people in black robes at the CM exhibition." Xing Yuanhui used his mobile phone to look at the photo that Ishigami sent to the boys' group. In the photo, Ishigami took off his hood and was arm in arm with the men who called themselves the Inquisition. He seemed to be very happy.

You insist on wearing a black robe in such a hot day. I think that besides your hatred for couples, your support may also be due to the inspiration of the beautiful cosplayers, right?

"Xingyuan, what do you say?" Baiyin asked the general affairs officer who was the victim, with a seemingly contradictory attitude.

Although I am a little jealous, it shouldn't be to this extent, right?

As a student of the same grade, Shirogane began to recall Secretary Fujiwara's advantages: a refreshing face that can be loved even without makeup, bright eyes, a charming figure, an optimistic personality, and a school celebrity who can chat with everyone...

Well, he is indeed one of the campus idols, but due to various reasons, the Fujiwara fan club dare not come forward to cause trouble.

Even if we don't consider his status as a student council member, his friendship with the kendo club alone would be enough to stop most people from trying, right? And if he were to challenge her, the butterfly that appears around the general affairs department at a rate of 90% would probably make the challenger commit seppuku.

"Actually, it's okay. We know we're just playing around, so there's no need to be so serious." Xing Yuanhui waved his hand and pulled Shi Shang to let him sit down first.

Even though I really want to kick you twice to show my respect, the president is still here.

There is no need for corporal punishment, but... hehe~.

Xing Yuanhui smiled wickedly when he thought of the torture method, and he could even release it accurately. Others could only sense his relief, but the person involved could feel a chill behind his back when he saw the smile.

"Hehe..." Ishigami, who still felt dry on his lips after drinking green tea, couldn't help but laugh dryly at Xing Yuanhui, and then asked sincerely, "Don't be serious... If that's the case, you guys are just like usual, I'm overthinking it, right?"

Punishment is inevitable. It seems that I can only make the best use of this opportunity to find out their progress!

It has to be said that as one of his few good friends, he is very concerned about Xing Yuanhui's emotional state.

After all, the president is a senior student, different from the general affairs officer with whom he usually plays and fights in class. The latter's relationship is obviously more easy-going, otherwise he wouldn't dare to make such a joke.

"It's up to you to imagine." Xing Yuanhui smiled indifferently, his hands moving not slowly at all.

He did what he thought and secretly sent an urgent message to the head of the discipline department under the cover of the table.

Don't you feel unhappy when you get along with Iino? It just so happens that the discipline department is always short of useful people, so why don't you represent the student union's solution and coordinate for a while.