As for Noel's dish, it is even more hilarious. I can't help but wonder: how many steps are needed to put an elephant in the refrigerator? Noel's dish is undoubtedly the most vivid interpretation of this question.
Chapter 141 A fair evaluation!
"Qi Lin, come and take a look at my Buddha Leaping Leopard. What do you think? Give me an honest evaluation." As soon as Ada saw Qi Lin approaching, she came up to him and deliberately rubbed his arm with her plump breasts while speaking.
Qi Lin took a breath of cold air. The leopard in front of him was roasted golden and crispy, as if it was really coated with a layer of gold. But how could he evaluate it? However, facing this "welfare" delivered to his door, he could only bite the bullet and go for it.
"Well, it looks really unique. However, it would be even more perfect if you could add a cassock to it." Qi Lin stared at Ada's work and gave his suggestions sincerely, but he was secretly glad that he finally came up with an answer that was both appropriate and satisfying to her.
"Really? That's great! Next time I will definitely get it a set of robes!" Ada's face was filled with an excited smile and her eyes were shining with anticipation. She obviously appreciated Qi Lin's suggestion.
Then, she seemed to be immersed in her own imagination, and a vivid and wonderful picture appeared in her mind: a mighty leopard, wearing a golden robe, majestic and awe-inspiring, but with an indescribable sense of humor.
Qi Lin looked at her serious thinking, but he couldn't help but worry about the leopards that might become the objects of her "creation". He silently mourned for them in his heart for 0.1 second, hoping that they could escape Ada's "claws" and live the rest of their lives in peace.
"What about my work?" A clear voice sounded, and Qi Lin knew it was Noel without turning around. After all, Ada had shown up, so how could Noel be absent? When it comes to the flattest chest in the Elf Village (before transformation), Noel is definitely the well-deserved "champion".
Qi Lin thought to himself and wanted to make a serious criticism of Noel: If you want to leave a deep impression on others, you have to transform yourself to show off! However, on second thought, the small "steamed bun" actually has its own unique charm, which is not completely unacceptable.
"Ahem, this... well, it looks really mouth-watering!" Qi Lin's eyes swept across the huge beast that looked like an elephant, and he gave a high evaluation against his will: "However, it would be even more perfect if it could be equipped with a refrigerator in the future."
When Noel heard this, a bright smile suddenly broke out on his face, his eyes curved into crescent shapes, and he said excitedly: "Hehe, I knew I was the best! Refrigerator, I'll make a note of it, I will prepare one for it next time!"
"Qi Lin, come and take a look at my work and give me some comments." Mizli swayed her body gently, her plump breasts trembling slightly with the movement, causing ripples in Qi Lin's heart and a rush of blood, and even some part of his body reacted involuntarily.
He secretly marveled that he had never noticed such a visually impactful dish before. It was incredible! This was simply the real-life version of "horrible as it is"!
Qi Lin suppressed the throbbing in his heart and tried to make his voice sound steady: "Mizli, may I ask what ingredients you used to make this?" He felt that this dish might not be simple, and he couldn't help but feel a little alert.
"It's nothing special, just some things that people don't usually use. I bought them on the black market." Mizli said in a relaxed and natural tone, as if she was talking about something very ordinary. After that, she deliberately added: "They don't need to reproduce anyway, right?"
Qi Lin was shocked when he heard this, and instantly understood why a part of his body was shaking inexplicably. It turned out that he was afraid of being "cut off"! He secretly thanked himself for realizing the truth in time, otherwise he didn't know how long this fear would last.
"It's really outstanding!" Qi Lin praised sincerely, and then quickly changed the subject, because he really didn't want to dwell on this sensitive issue for too long. After all, he still had to consider the physical and mental health of his "little brother".
Seeing this, Mizli clapped her two white little hands gently and a bright smile broke out on her face: "Really? I think it suits you especially well, Qi Lin!" As she spoke, her bright red little tongue unconsciously licked her lips, her eyes flashing with anticipation.
"Hey, hey, hey, what you said is a bit too much! Don't you know my level?" Qi Lin protested in his heart with dissatisfaction. The scene of Mizli "begging for mercy" last night was still vivid in his mind.
"You must eat all of this." Mizli said as she walked over, her plump breasts accidentally pressed against Qi Lin's body, bringing a soft touch. She raised her head, her eyes flashed with smart light, and her every frown and smile showed endless charm, as if silently telling of some kind of temptation.
"Okay." Qi Lin secretly made up his mind. In order to make the "little brother" in his body overcome his fear, he decided to eat up this dish completely to completely eliminate the threat it brought.
At this moment, Dirba also came over with a plate, which was mysteriously covered with a huge lid, which aroused people's imagination. "Come and taste my work too." She said with a smile, her tone full of expectation.
"??? Why is this lid so big? Dierba, what treasures have you hidden in here?" Qi Lin was deeply shocked by the dishes prepared by the three girls. Now, looking at the plate covered by the huge lid brought by Dierba, he was filled with doubts and curiosity. To be on the safe side, he decided to ask first before taking any action.
"Oh, these are just some ordinary beans." Dierba seemed stunned by Qi Lin's question, but she quickly came back to normal and answered seriously.
Beans? Just ordinary beans? Qi Lin was full of doubts. After all, these were not the "beans" that ordinary people casually mentioned. After experiencing those jaw-dropping dishes before, it was hard for him to believe that the dish was just filled with simple beans.
"Um, Dirba, can you open it and let me see?" Qi Lin asked with doubt in his heart. However, as soon as he finished speaking, he found that Ada, Noel and Mizli took a few steps back at the same time, with sly smiles on their faces.
??? Did I really guess right? Qi Lin was startled, his eyes fixed on Di Erba as she slowly opened the lid. He swallowed nervously, his body tensed, and his alertness reached its peak.
However, when the lid was fully opened, what came into view was a lonely, ordinary bean. Qi Lin was stunned, his eyes widened, staring at the tiny bean on the plate in disbelief.
"This... this is not even enough to fill the gap between my teeth!" He shouted, not knowing whether to laugh or cry. He never expected that after being nervous for such a long time, it turned out to be a false alarm.
Chapter 142 Taste!
"Dilba, are you sure this is your dish?" Qi Lin looked at Dilba strangely. He couldn't believe that she, who always behaved seriously, would only serve a bean in such an important occasion.
"Of course I am sure." Dierba blinked and answered seriously, without any fake expression.
Qi Lin frowned and observed her expression carefully, trying to find a flaw in it, but in the end he couldn't find any signs of lying.
So... in other words, is there something wrong with the bean itself? Could it be the legendary Senzu Bean?! Qi Lin was startled, and remembered the mysterious and powerful existence in the early days of Dragon Ball. Eat or not eat? This is the question. Although it looks like an ordinary bean, who knows what kind of power is hidden behind it?
For safety reasons, Qi Lin still felt that he should be more cautious. After all, many people and things are good at disguising themselves. They may look ordinary on the outside, but they may hide unknown secrets or even demons on the inside.
"Well, this bean does look healthy." He pretended to be calm, but he had already made up his mind to further explore the true appearance of the bean.
"Really, as long as you like it!" Dierba's face was filled with genuine joy, and she said easily: "This is what Ada told me. She said it is a devil bean that can improve happiness. In order to find it, I went to the Devil's Hill!"
Qi Lin couldn't help but sweat on his forehead when he heard this. What the hell? This matter is actually related to Ada? Moreover, Devil's Hill... Just hearing the name, you know it is definitely not a good place. His eyes involuntarily turned to Ada who was hiding aside and pretending to be nothing, as if silently questioning: Can this thing really be eaten?
Ada felt Qi Lin's gaze and turned away guiltily, not daring to look him in the face.
Qi Lin was speechless. The answer was clear. This so-called "devil bean", even if it really had the magical effect of improving happiness, must be destroyed!
"Dilba, you are so thoughtful and always think about me." Qi Lin walked up to Dilba, his eyes flashing with tenderness, and kept flirting with her, making Dilba blush with shame.
"Since you found it specifically for me, I must taste it myself and finish it." Qi Lin said, under the gaze of the women, without hesitation, he threw the "devil bean" into his mouth and began to chew it. After swallowing it, he said with a smile: "It's really delicious."
"As long as you like it." Dirba blushed and responded in a low voice.
At this moment, a strange footprint quietly appeared in a place where no one noticed.
"The next one is my work, you can try it too." Lu Xie came over with a plate of colorful fruit-like dishes. The reason why she was so sure that they were fruits was because they looked too much like fruits. Of course, they were definitely not some weird creature like devil fruits.
"This is fruit." Qi Lin was secretly alert in his heart. For a man who had just used a trick to "eliminate" a mysterious bean, he would never be fooled by anything that seemed normal on the surface.
"Yeah, very fresh." Lu Xie nodded, picked up a piece of fruit and ate it, with a satisfied look on her face. Her calm look made Qi Lin relax his guard a little. As a counselor, he would not easily put himself in danger.
"It seems to be true..." Qi Lin thought to himself. Seeing that Lu Xie had also eaten, he felt relieved. He took the plate from Lu Xie's hand, picked up a fruit and tasted it carefully.
This taste... is really great! The sweetness of the fruit bloomed on the tip of his tongue, and he couldn't help but eat them one by one.
Soon, he finished the whole plate of fruit.
"Uh... sorry, I ate it all." Qi Lin touched his stomach and said apologetically. The fruit was so delicious that he couldn't help but eat more.
"It's okay. It was specially prepared for you." Lu Xie shook her head gently, and the smile on her face became even brighter, as if it could dispel all the haze.
Qi Lin couldn't help but feel a little dazed, with an inexplicable feeling in his heart, as if he had been fooled. But he quickly shook his head and put this absurd idea behind him.
"Savior, come and have a taste of mine!"
"And mine, please try it too!"
"Mine is bigger, eat mine!"
“This shape is so special…”
"Mine has more juice..."
The elf girls gathered around and enthusiastically recommended their dishes to Qi Lin. Qi Lin accepted all the dishes and tasted them one by one with a smile, his heart filled with warmth and emotion.
At this moment, the system prompt sounded suddenly: "Ding Dong, congratulations to player Qi Lin for winning the title of Elf Village Chief."
Luche stood aside, watching all this with a smile on her face, her eyes sparkling with wisdom and satisfaction.
"He really ate it." Lu Xie turned to look at Noel who was walking towards her, and a hint of imperceptible cunning flashed in her eyes.
"Yeah, I didn't expect you to eat it too." Noel's voice was filled with a hint of surprise. After all, the effect of that thing was well known. After eating it...
"If I don't eat it, he probably won't eat it either." Lu Xie maintained a gentle smile, her tone relaxed and natural: "Besides, I only ate one pill. Although there may be some reaction, it should still be within my tolerance range."
Hearing this, Noel nodded slightly, with a hint of worry in his eyes: "Although you only took one, the effect of that thing is no joke. You'd better be careful."
"Don't worry, I know what I'm doing." After Lu Xie said that, she also joined the army feeding Qi Lin.
Noel looked at the joyful scene in front of him and Qi Lin who was constantly being fed, shook his head helplessly, and sighed inwardly in his heart.
In a hidden corner not far away, a figure was quietly observing the chaos here. The figure looked like an elf, with the corners of his mouth slightly raised, as if he was watching an interesting farce.
...
"Burp~" After unremitting efforts, Qi Lin finally lived up to everyone's expectations and ate up all the food prepared by the elf girls. He patted his stomach with satisfaction, and his eyes swept across the elf girls who were chatting excitedly, and finally stopped at the empty plates.
"It's worth it!" Qi Lin sighed in his heart. He looked at the smiles on the faces of the elf girls and felt that it was too worthwhile to sacrifice a little hunger in exchange for their happiness. At this moment, he felt unprecedented satisfaction and happiness.
Chapter 143 Gold smiles!
"How about it? Can you fight another round?" Noel walked over with brisk steps, a hint of provocation in his eyes, as if saying: If you dare to say you are not full, I will not hesitate to give you double the portion.
"I'm really full. I can't eat any more." Qi Lin waved his hands quickly, indicating sincerely that his stomach was full.
"Oh, that's such a pity." Noel sighed with pretended regret, but there was a barely perceptible smile on his face.
At this moment, Yi Weilin walked over and said softly, "Master God, your food is ready."
Food... Oh, right! I almost forgot that my food is not on the table yet!
"Yiweilin, thank you so much for your reminder, otherwise I would have forgotten that my food has not been served yet." Qi Lin scratched his head and an awkward smile appeared on his face.
"Cooking? You mean the golden smile..." Noel heard this and a flash of memory flashed in her eyes. However, before she finished her words, Dierba came over and said, "There is also the cosmic siu mai."
"What? What? Qi Lin, is your cooking ready? I've been looking forward to it for a long time!" Ada seemed to have heard the noise here. When she heard that it was Qi Lin's cooking, she immediately trotted over, her face full of excitement, her eyes fixed on Qi Lin.
Then, as if they had been summoned by something, all the elves gathered around, their eyes full of anticipation and curiosity.
Qi Lin looked at the pairs of eager eyes around him and said confidently: "Don't worry, the amount of food I made is enough for everyone to enjoy." After that, he held Yi Weilin's hand tightly, and the two ran to the place where the food was prepared.
……
Amid the eager anticipation of the elf girls, Qi Lin slowly came over with a food cart full of food. He stopped about ten steps away from the elf girls, cleared his throat, and said, "Next, I will present to you the Golden Smile. As for its special features, I will not explain them for now. I believe that you will understand it after you see the food."
After saying that, Qi Lin winked at Yi Weilin. Yi Weilin understood and opened the lids on the dishes one by one, and the true face of the golden smile finally appeared in front of everyone.
"This is the legendary Golden Smile..." Lu Xie blinked her curious eyes and stared at the inside of the steamer in amazement, as if she was looking at some rare treasure.
"Yes, it is indeed golden, and it has an attractive luster." Mizli observed its appearance carefully, with admiration in her eyes.
"It makes people drool just by looking at it." Ada swallowed and her throat rolled a little. It was obvious that she was deeply attracted by this golden smile.
"Then... can we eat now?" Dierba blinked and looked at Qi Lin with anticipation.
"Of course." Qi Lin smiled and gentlemanly picked up a golden smile and placed it in Dierba's hand.
Suddenly, the golden smile seemed to sense something and trembled slightly, letting out a crisp laugh, as if it was happy to be tasted soon.
"This..." Dierba was frightened by the sudden situation, and the gold in his hand flew out involuntarily.
"Snap." Qi Lin was quick to catch it. He exerted a little force, and the golden smile made a crisp laugh again, as if it was playing.
"Look, it's okay, it just smiled." Qi Lin smiled and handed the golden smile to Dierba again, his tone full of comfort.
"Is it called this name because it can laugh?" Noel stared at the golden bun in Dilba's hand curiously, with a gleam of exploration in his eyes.
"That's right." Qi Lin crossed his arms, nodded, and a smug smile on his face.
"Don't worry about it, let me try one first!" Ada couldn't wait any longer. She reached out and picked up a golden smiley, completely ignoring its laughter, and took a bite.
Instantly, juice splashed everywhere, and the scene was just like when a beef ball was bitten open, which was both thrilling and exciting. However, Ada's face was full of intoxication, as if she had tasted the most delicious food in the world.
"It's so delicious!" A bright smile instantly broke out on Ada's face, as if she had eaten the most precious delicacy in the world.
"Let me try it too." Seeing Ada's intoxicated expression, Mizli could no longer suppress her curiosity, so she picked up a golden smile and took a bite.
"Ah~" A soul-stirring moan escaped from her mouth, and the sound was like a succubus in the night, captivating. Her whole body seemed to tremble because of this delicious taste, as if even juice was about to spray out.
Qi Lin was stunned when he saw this scene. Could this be the real effect of the golden smile? He thought to himself.
As more and more elf girls ate the Golden Smile, Qi Lin finally understood its true beauty. The Golden Smile not only made the food itself laugh, but also made the person who ate it become extremely charming, as if they were in urgent need of someone to taste it.
If it was at night, this effect might add some interest. But at this moment, Qi Lin felt a little embarrassed, after all, this scene was too tempting.
"Hehe, don't be in a hurry to eat this. There is another dish waiting for everyone." Seeing this, Qi Lin hurriedly reminded them, trying to divert everyone's attention away from the golden smile.
"Is it the cosmic steamed dumpling?" Lu Xie blinked, with anticipation glittering in her eyes.
"Yes, that's it." Qi Lin nodded, and then with the help of Yi Weilin, a huge steamer was slowly pushed out.
"Wow, it's so big!" Ada looked at the steamer in front of her with surprise and couldn't help but exclaim.
"That's quite a large portion." Mizli swallowed the gold in her mouth and smiled, licking the juice on her hands, with a look of surprise in her eyes.
"Don't keep us in suspense, open it and let us have a look!" After tasting the Golden Smile, Noel was filled with infinite curiosity and anticipation for the Cosmic Shaomai.
"Yi Weilin, get ready." Qi Lin nodded to Yi Weilin, then turned to Di Erba and the others and added mysteriously: "Everyone, don't blink, so as not to miss any exciting moments."
Under the gaze of everyone, the huge lid was slowly opened. For a moment, dazzling light shot up from the steamer, as if illuminating the entire space.
……
At that moment, all the elf girls were blinded by the dazzling light and couldn't look directly at it, so they all closed their eyes.
When the light gradually dissipated, everyone slowly opened their eyes and began to carefully look at the true appearance of this giant siomai of the universe.
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