As a villain, what's wrong with raising a few magical girls?

"I've always had a question."

"Yes, I'm vacuum."

"Then why are you so obsessed with magical girls, little girl who likes to go out without underwear?"

I'm used to this girl talking nonsense when she's in a good mood, so Xylitol didn't even change his tone:

"Don't tell me about the duties of a villain. Your love for those little girls is genuine, but you don't usually want works with this kind of theme. Why do you care so much about those girls?"

"Hmm? They are girls with true love and hope. Even without salary or rest time, they still insist on saving the world. I don't need a reason to like them, right?"

Holding the white-haired loli in her arms, Luo Shiyin's tone was full of matter-of-factness.

Facing this speech, Xylitol was about to say something when suddenly a familiar red light flashed across the sky and flew quickly towards Dongcheng District.

Seeing this scene, Luo Shiyin gently touched her chin, then turned her head to look at the blonde lady beside her:

"Mind giving me a ride?"

PS: My head starts to hurt again...OTZ, but I will try my best to write the chapter at 8 o'clock.

Chapter 101——Ruby: Get your position clear!

"Right now!"

On the unfinished construction site that was abandoned because the developer absconded with the money and the site was ravaged by dump trucks, a young girl with red twin ponytails and a red skirt and armor circled in the air, the long-handled magic wand in her hand emitting a dazzling flame.

Opposite her was a strange creature with eight arms and legs and skin so black that it blended into the night. Its cement barrel-shaped head had no facial features, only a green booklet inlaid on it. With the help of the firelight from the magic wand, she could vaguely see the word "Lao" at the beginning.

“High temperatures—high temperatures—we need subsidies!”

As its body was completely engulfed in flames, the monster let out a series of angry roars and threw all the tools held in its eight arms, such as electric drills and cement knives, at the girl.

However, in response to the monster's dying resistance, the magical girl with red hair and twin ponytails simply flew in an arc in the air and completely avoided all attacks. The flames released from the magic wand in her hand became even hotter.

The barbecue feast lasted for a full five minutes, until the monster's body was covered with red cracks, and with an unwilling roar, it shattered into black mist.

"OK, successful?"

With both hands still tightly holding the magic wand, Zhao Doudou looked at the fragments on the ground in front of him that were emitting sparks and black smoke, and his eyes, which seemed to be soaked in flames, were full of disbelief.

Hearing this, the wand in her hand immediately trembled, and then Ruby's proud voice sounded in her mind:

[Negative energy monsters like these that were born not long ago are not that strong to begin with. What’s more, you have the assistance of me, the former strongest magical girl transformer. Defeating these guys is a piece of cake~]

"But, clearly, when I was outside the school and on the beach..."

Slowly descending from mid-air, Zhao Doudou looked at the remains of the battlefield in front of him, somewhat unable to believe that he could really defeat a negative energy monster alone.

Seeing this, Ruby was silent for a moment, then spoke in a somewhat depressed tone:

[In fact, this is the normal process for a magical girl... For someone like you who just completed the contract with me and then had to fight against the cadre-level members of the evil organization's battle sequence, and then fight against the negative energy monster in the transformation stage that digested more than a dozen people, that is abnormal.]

"Well, is that so?"

Listening to the explanation of his own transformation device, Zhao Doudou couldn't help but use the end of the magic wand in his hand to gently poke the negative energy fragment closest to him, as if he was afraid that the thing would suddenly jump up and bite him.

Looking at this scene, Ruby sighed helplessly in her heart - in terms of luck, this host can now be ranked last among all the magical girls she has contracted. At least all the objects she had contracted before did not encounter the final boss at the beginning.

[Okay, stop playing, quickly find the negative energy core, and then restore the scene to the way it was at the beginning. ]

Seeing that her host was about to touch the fragments with her hands, Ruby quickly interrupted:

[The two girls in the villa are still waiting for you to buy things. ]

"Ah, okay, but what does this monster's negative energy core look like?"

Coming back to his senses, Zhao Doudou immediately looked around, but all he saw was debris emitting black smoke.

Hearing this, Ruby was about to give her host some scientific advice when a clear female voice filled with smiles, which she would never forget, rang out at the entrance of the unfinished building, snatching away the job that should have belonged to her:

"The core of a negative energy monster has no fixed shape, but it contains a certain amount of negative energy that will not dissipate over time. So to find this thing, just tear the monster into pieces and place them on the ground. The part that doesn't disappear is the core you're looking for."

"Uh, thank you, I know...eh?"

He subconsciously said thank you, but Zhao Doudou quickly reacted and looked towards the source of the sound with wide eyes in surprise.

I saw a petite figure wearing an overlong white lab coat and a silver half-face mask slowly walking out of the darkness, the lower half of her face that was not covered was full of smiles:

"Little cutie, long time no see~"

"Sister, sister! Why are you here!?"

Looking at the black lolita who was walking slowly towards her, Zhao Doudou's face was filled with astonishment, but there was a hint of excitement in her tone that she herself was not even aware of.

Besides her, the Ruby Transformer was also full of disbelief at this time, and with the horrified tone of an ordinary male high school student who learned that his ancestors for three generations were all magical girls and that he would have to take over the responsibility next, he rolled around in Zhao Doudou's mind and shouted:

[How could this guy be here! There is no reason why a newly born monster like this could attract her! Could it be... that this monster was created by her! I understand! Her purpose is to use negative energy monsters to attract magical girls, and then capture them and do some weird things to them! She may also want to capture magical girls and use them as breeding grounds for monsters! Damn evil organization! Host, run away quickly!]

[Uh...Xiaohong, your reaction is too big.]

Listening to the increasingly outrageous speculations, Zhao Doudou's eyes couldn't help but flash a bit of helplessness. She totally didn't understand why her usually smart and calm transformer would lose his composure like this after meeting that sister. It was obvious that the other party was not scary at all.

"You performed very well just now. The progress is very obvious."

Ignoring the vibrating magic wand, Luo Shiyin came to the red-haired girl with an affirmative smile on her face:

"As long as you keep doing this, I think you'll be able to become a qualified magical girl soon."

"Really? Thank you sister!"

Hearing this compliment, Zhao Doudou's eyes lit up and a smile appeared on his face.

Seeing this, Ruby's shaking speed became faster, and her tone was full of grief and anger:

[Host, wake up! This is a cadre of the villain organization! She even admitted it herself! And why did you look so unconvinced when I said that? But she just said it casually, and you were so happy? I am the transformation device! ]

[Uh, because my sister seems... more reliable? ]

Zhao Doudou felt a little embarrassed when he heard the sound of his own transformation device. He touched his nose and tried to explain.

However, after hearing her words, Ruby felt herself even more depressed.

Just as it was about to continue to denounce the behavior of a certain villain cadre, Luo Shiyin suddenly shifted her gaze to the magic wand, and the smile on her face had a different meaning:

"My dear, your wand seems to be shaking a little bit today. Is there something wrong? Do you need me to fix it for you?"

SP: The 4th and 139nd update this month, chapters still to go.

SP2: It turns out that teasing magical girls is the right way to go. It was super easy to write this part of the plot!

Chapter 102——You bully me with your transformation device!

【Fix it】

The moment these four words were heard, the ruby stopped shaking instantly and lay quietly in Zhao Doudou's hand, as if it was just an ordinary magic wand.

Faced with his own Transformer's attempt to cover up his mistake, Zhao Doudou was somewhat helpless, but he still cooperated and moved the Transformer behind him, smiling dryly and politely refusing:

"No, that's okay. Xiao Hong is just a little tired, she's not broken."

[Host, wuwuwu...]

Hearing what the red-haired girl said, Ruby burst into tears:

[You still care about me, but... didn't we agree before that you should try to hide my existence? ]

[Xiao Hong, the way you acted just now is almost like exposing yourself... Now see if you can make your sister think that your intelligence is only at the level of an ordinary cat or dog.]

Responding helplessly in his heart, Zhao Doudou tried to change the subject:

"Speaking of which, sister, why are you here?"

"I was originally sitting in the car of a blonde lady with big wavy hair, planning to go back with her to admire the moon, but halfway there I happened to see you, my little cutie, flying in the sky, so I turned down the invitation and came to see you."

Taking her eyes off the beautiful girl's special accessory that had lost its vibration effect, Luo Shiyin continued with a smile:

"How is it? Are you touched?"

[What do you mean by turning down the invitation? She definitely followed me here on purpose. Gu... Host, we are still too weak now. If she was the magical girl who was best at using common sense distortion, she would never have been discovered by this guy. She was able to go to the headquarters of the evil organization for a month and put laxatives in the water. In the end, she sent all the members to the hospital, but she was not discovered! ]

[Uh, that senior... is indeed amazing. ]

Zhao Doudou laughed dryly in her heart after accidentally finding out about the dark history of one of her exes.

However, her reaction was taken as affirmation by a certain Transformer, who immediately spoke with an even more proud tone:

[She is indeed super powerful! Later, she followed the doctor to the hospital and gave him drugs. She would increase the strength of the prescription given by the doctor. If the gastric lavage was done, she would inject the drugs again after the end. After three months, even those powerful cadres were dehydrated and had no strength to go out to perform the mission! ]

[If he wasn’t a cadre, he would have been killed by this…]

The corner of his eye twitched slightly, and Zhao Doudou inexplicably felt that his predecessor seemed a little abnormal.

However, just as a certain transformation device was about to continue telling its host about the glorious deeds of its predecessor, Luo Shiyin's voice suddenly rang out:

"Well... it looks fine now, but just in case it breaks down again in the future, I'll teach you some simple repair methods."

Hearing this, Ruby's desire to talk instantly cooled down, while Zhao Doudou blinked curiously:

"Sister, can you really repair a wand?"

"Well, the principles of these things are actually similar."

The smile on her face became more "sincere", and Luo Shiyin said leisurely:

"My dear, when you were at home, you must have used an older TV, right? If something went wrong with that thing, you should fix it the same way you fix your wand."

【Nonsense! 】

When Zhao Doudou heard this "method", before she could say anything, Ruby couldn't help but shout:

[Our transformation device is not at the same level as the crude electronic equipment like the TV! There will be no problem at all! And even if there is a problem, it can't be fixed by just tapping it! Damn organization cadre, host, you must not trust her! ]

Looking at the wand that seemed to want to start vibrating again, but could only tremble slightly in order not to be discovered, Luo Shiyin's smile showed a little more joy:

"Of course, if that doesn't fix it, you can try putting it in a pot, adding hot water and simmering it for a few hours, and it will calm down."

[…Xiaohong, have you been completely discovered by your sister? ]

After hearing the obviously unreliable method, Zhao Dou Dou was stunned. After a long while, he asked in his heart with some uncertainty.

Hearing this, Ruby fell silent and carefully observed the black-haired loli in front of her, and then... the other party was staring at her with a smile!

[That guy! Could it be that he has already discovered it! ]

At this moment, Ruby suddenly remembered that when the other party looked at his host on the beach of the Golden Coastline, he also looked at him with a similar look.

Later, Luo Shiyin's words also confirmed its guess:

"If you still don't behave, I have many other ways to discipline you. We can find a quiet place later and I will tell you slowly~"

"Shameless evil organization cadre!"

Hearing this statement that not only wanted to continue teasing her, but also planned to abduct her own host, Ruby could no longer hold back and flew out of Zhao Doudou's hand with a "whoosh", circling quickly in the air:

"As long as I'm here! You can't trick my host!"

"Xiao, Xiaohong! So you can talk?"

Hearing this voice that usually only sounded in her mind, Zhao Doudou opened her eyes wide in surprise.

However, at this moment, Ruby had no time to pay attention to her silly girl who was bewitched and didn't know it. All her attention was focused on the petite figure in the white coat. Her entire wand was shaking with nervousness:

"You, you may be very strong, but if you want to take action by force, I will not let you succeed even if I have to blow myself up!"

"Hmm... So the guide for magical girls in this world is actually a transformation device instead of a white rabbit?"

Not paying any attention to the threat in the other party's tone, Luo Shiyin touched his chin, with a slightly regretful tone:

"What a pity! If I had thought of catching such a creature, I would have done some research on it."

"you……"

"So, can you tell me why you are so hostile to me?"

Suddenly, Luo Shiyin smiled again:

"Or do you think I would hurt the child?"

Hearing this, the ruby floating in the air paused for a moment, but then immediately affirmed in a firm tone:

"You evil organization members are always thinking about hurting ordinary people! And once you see a magical girl, you will act without regard for the consequences, and even threaten the lives of ordinary people! How can I not be hostile to you!"

"Is that so? That is indeed very uncomfortable behavior."