Hearing the dangerous words of this black-haired loli, Xylitol couldn't help but twitch his lips:
"So, in your eyes, the greatest use of a car is to find out the color of a girl's underwear?"
"What else? Do you want to try something more exciting?"
Stirring her lips skillfully, Luo Shiyin once again looked at the various equipment in the car, a thoughtful look on her face - she wanted to get a car again, so that when the time comes, whether she wants to take the little girls at home out to play, or trick a few magical girls into bed, well, get in the car, it will be very convenient.
"Are you excited?"
As if seeing what the black-haired girl was thinking, Xylitol couldn't help but raise the corner of his mouth:
"Can you step on the gas?"
Chapter 95: Delivered to your door? (Part 1)
The cement ground under the car gradually turned into compacted loess road, and scattered gravel and fallen branches and leaves began to appear on the ground. Apart from large tracts of wasteland and occasional bushes on both sides of the road, there was no third kind of scenery.
Fortunately, in addition to its appearance, Xylitol's convertible is of high quality, and combined with the blonde sister's own skills, it did not break down.
"If you usually go out and choose places like this, then I can probably understand why you always run into trouble wherever you go."
The foot under the driver's seat had long since moved from the accelerator to the brake, and Xylitol, who had to tap the brake a few times from time to time, felt the vibration of the car body and couldn't help but complain.
In the co-pilot seat, Luo Shiyin, whose face had turned somewhat black, heard this and could not help but slap himself on the forehead, his voice full of helplessness:
"When I looked at it online, the post only said that the scenery there was beautiful and there were many fireflies at night, but it didn't mention that the road was difficult to walk on."
"So, you just believed what was said in that post?"
"How is that possible? There are several replies under that post, all of which say that the scenery over there is nice. I even sent private messages to them one by one to ask."
Putting down his hand, Luo Shiyin rubbed the white-haired Lolita in his arms, his tone full of depression:
"If the scenery is not good, I will definitely criticize them so much that they dare not go online when I get back."
"If several people in a row say that, then it shouldn't be a lie... Here we are."
In the driver's seat, after listening to the explanation of the girl with long black hair, Xylitol felt relieved.
At the same time, three familiar figures and... a car appeared at a small road leading to the mountain in the distance.
Seeing this scene, Luo Shiyin's face darkened again. She obviously remembered the previous complaint from a certain blonde queen. Besides...it was okay that the intelligence personnel needed a car, but why did other people buy one too?
"Sister Mutang, senior, this way!"
In the distance, Sanye Lian, who was standing next to Wansui, also saw the approaching white convertible and immediately raised her hand to greet him.
But then, he was startled by Luo Shiyin getting out of the car with a gloomy face.
"The roads here are too difficult to drive on. I don't usually drive."
Looking at Xylitol, who left the driver's seat with a smile after Luo Shiyin, Wansui explained calmly as if he had guessed something.
After saying this, he seemed to remember something and added:
"Besides, if we accidentally get into a car accident, it will attract a lot of attention. Our identities are unlikely to withstand a strict scrutiny. When cars become more popular, it won't be too late to use them as daily vehicles."
[Especially when you are driving halfway and want to slow down but suddenly find that your foot cannot reach the brake, that is a very fatal problem. ]
Seeing the increasingly dark face of a certain loli with long black hair, Xylitol wanted to say something like this, but considering that both of them had already gotten off the car, she wisely did not say it - but it showed on her face.
"Help me carry the stuff."
Squinting at a certain blonde queen, Luo Shiyin opened the back door of the car and greeted the people who followed.
The journey up the mountain is also not short, but it is within the acceptable range for several people.
As Wansui, who was leading the way in the front, pushed aside a few fallen branches, a clearing in the forest immediately appeared in front of everyone.
The moment she saw the environment clearly, the resentment that had grown in Luo Shiyin's heart due to climbing the mountain suddenly dissipated:
It was a green meadow covering an area of about 100 square meters. A fallen giant tree lay across the edge, which was just right for a resting place. The surrounding trees were densely covered with branches and leaves, cutting the orange-red light in the sky into patches of light, but it did not appear dim.
What made Luo Shiyin most satisfied was that there was a mountain spring not far away, as thick as an adult's arm, gurgling through the forest, making it very convenient for both getting water and washing.
"Amazing... How did you find this place, Senior?"
Looking at the unknown flowers blooming by the stream, Sanyelian's eyes lit up, and he asked Luo Shiyin excitedly on his little face.
"Selected from a bunch of wild posts, let me rest for a while..."
Wiping the sweat from his forehead, Luo Shiyin came and sat down next to the fallen giant tree, tapping his numb legs.
Seeing this scene, Sanye Lian was stunned and subconsciously looked at Luo Xue who was beside the other party - that girl didn't even sweat a drop.
"I think you need to exercise more in the future. Otherwise, even if you really trick a magical girl into bed, you will be the first one to fail."
Holding the portable folding table in his hand, Xylitol looked at the only black loli with long straight hair who was tired among the crowd, and a teasing smile appeared on his face.
After hearing the last sentence, Luo Shiyin immediately refuted as a conditioned reflex:
"That's impossible. Besides, as a researcher, why would I need such good physical fitness? It would be enough if I could just hold on to the intensity of research and development like before."
"I don't think normal researchers can do something like throwing a brick out of a Mach loop... By the way, how come your physique is sometimes good and sometimes bad?"
"how could I know……"
Pursing her lips, Luo Shiyin continued tapping her legs - she would never tell anyone else that her physical fitness was only 0.2, which was about one-fifth of that of an average person.
Luo Shiyin didn't rest for a long time. After her legs were no longer sore, she stood up and began to clean up the open space around her.
Soon, a cloth tent was set up, with a folding table that could accommodate six people placed inside. A gas stove was spewing flames on the far right side of the table, cooking the seafood that was neatly placed in the pan and sprinkled with various sauces and garlic, giving off an enticing aroma.
Outside the skylight, the charcoal fire in a barbecue grill had turned red, and the various skewers of meat skewered on the grill were sizzling. From time to time, one or two drops of fat would drip down, splashing a burst of hot white smoke on the charcoal.
Luo Shiyin accomplished all of this in just half an hour.
Even when the first batch of skewers were finished, there was still a hint of red in the sky and it had not yet completely darkened.
"It's so hot! But so delicious... Did you often have barbecues before, senior?"
Holding a skewer of mutton with distinct fat and lean parts, Sanye Lian, who was sitting on a huge tree, was breathing heavily because of the heat, but was reluctant to stop eating.
In front of her, Xylitol, who was holding a baking tray, also nodded in agreement:
"It's much better than what I've had in other restaurants. Boss, would you like to have one too?"
"Um...that's troublesome."
After hearing the other party's words, the boss of the organization, who was still wearing the huge armor even though it was off work, was silent for two seconds. In the end, he couldn't bear to ruin the current atmosphere, so he nodded.
Hearing this, Luo Shiyin immediately helped the other party pick out a few grilled beef and mutton skewers and offered to pass them over - not because she wanted to get closer to him or anything, she was just simply curious about what her boss looked like.
You're going to eat some skewers, you can't still be wearing that helmet, right?
Of course it's possible.
At the long table, Wansui silently withdrew his gaze.
If the boss of the organization would reveal his appearance because of something like this, then he wouldn't wear armor normally, because even he himself doesn't know his true appearance.
And...compared to the situation over there, he was now more concerned about what was hidden among the bushes five hundred meters away.
His lifeless eyes glanced blandly across the stream. Wansui tapped his fingers lightly on the table, and subconsciously formed various plans in his mind.
SP: This is the first double update this month, and I still owe 142 chapters! (I can finally start paying it back! I will try to pay it off within this year!)
Chapter 96: Delivered to your door? (Part 2)
"Lamb and beef rib-eye, it's the perfect time to eat them now, come and try them."
After handing the plate with grilled skewers to the man in black armor who was two heads taller than her even though he was sitting on the tree trunk, Luo Shiyin did not go directly back to the grill, but stood there waiting.
Seeing this, the boss, who was wrapped in black armor, paused, and then asked in a middle-aged male voice that was still full of majesty, but sounded inexplicably guilty:
"Anonymous, aren't you going to continue grilling?"
"The new skewers have just been put up, so you don't have to keep watching them. Boss, you can give me some suggestions after you finish eating."
With a "I'm harmless" smile on her face, Luo Shiyin had no intention of leaving.
Seeing this, the boss seemed to understand what the black-haired girl was thinking and suddenly laughed confidently:
"Really? I'll give it a try. It looks good."
As he said this, he stretched out his black gauntlet, which was three times the size of an ordinary person's, and picked up a skewer of meat.
Because it was to be grilled for her own family, Luo Shiyin asked the butcher to cut the meat into pieces. Each piece was half the size of an adult's fist. It was completely different from the meat sold in some scenic spots that was not as heavy as a bamboo skewer.
However, in front of the tall figure of the organization's boss, such skewers gave people the visual effect of a giant squid tying up a loli.
However, when he raised the skewer to his chest, he stopped out of habit and subconsciously pushed open the breastplate.
But the boss soon came to his senses, and with a guilty conscience, he accelerated to the "mouth" of the helmet, and then... stuffed it in directly with the bamboo stick.
Looking at the black armor that was shaking all over with the chewing sound, Luo Shiyin was a little dazed.
Especially when she saw him raise his hand again and "pull" the bamboo stick out of the helmet, she felt her CPU was a little burned - what on earth was hidden in that armor? Was he so unwilling to take it off even for eating skewers?
"Well, it tastes good. It would be better if it could be a little spicy."
Seeing the confused look on his new employee's face, the boss of the organization suddenly felt happier, and even the majestic middle-aged man's voice had a hint of the lightness that only a little girl could have.
It's just that when these two things are combined... it gives people the feeling of a 2.3-meter-tall muscular man showing his pink heart hair to others and using his little fists as big as casserole pots to act coquettishly.
Luo Xue, who was chewing a skewer of beef not far away, was so scared when she heard this that a hair on her head stood up.
Noticing the change in the expressions of the two lolis, the armored boss froze for a moment, then quickly returned to his original majestic mode:
"Hey, do you have any vegetables? Let's grill a few together. Even if it's a barbecue, we have to consider the combination."
"...I'll go get ready."
Looking at the red light spot in the other person's helmet, which was jumping with a slightly larger amplitude, Luo Shiyin's expression was a little subtle, but she didn't stay any longer.
She could certainly use more and more effective methods to reveal her boss's true face, but there was no need.
His previous behavior of waiting to see the other party eating skewers was like an invitation to play a game. If the boss didn't want to be exposed, he could just refuse directly, but he didn't do that. Instead, he chose to eat it in front of him.
If the other party accidentally reveals his appearance while eating, it will be considered as a reward from Luo Shiyin. However, if he successfully achieves the achievement of "eating skewers while wearing a helmet", then no matter how curious Luo Shiyin is, she will not continue to ask.
This is a unique tacit understanding among members of the organization.
"That game, Banzai and I have played it with the boss several times before."
Looking at the black loli who stood on the stepping stone again and started to process the cauliflower and corn, standing opposite the grill with an empty plate, Xylitol smiled and said, "Xylitol, who is waiting to be fed,
"But I almost succeeded once. Do you want me to teach you some tricks?"
"You save those skills for cute girls."
She curled her lips, but then Luo Shiyin seemed to remember something and picked up a skewer of almost roasted mutton from the side:
"I haven't had time to thank you for driving me today. Here, give me your thank you gift."
"Oh? You're so polite...?"
Looking at the actions of the girl with long black hair in front of him, Xylitol couldn't help but show surprise on his face.
But the next second, she saw the other person grab the brush in the hot sauce and smear it on her as if it were free.
By the time the skewer was placed on his plate, the color of the meat itself was covered by the bright red of the hot sauce.
"Here, this is your thank you gift for persuading me not to buy a car. Try it."
Deliberately putting emphasis on the word "persuade", Luo Shiyin urged with a polite smile.
Hearing this, Xylitol's mouth twitched slightly - she thought this girl had forgotten about that matter, but did she care so much about the height issue?
"You are too childish..."
With a bit of helplessness on his face, Xylitol still picked up the skewer and put it to his nose to smell it tentatively.
Seeing the other party's cautious look, Luo Shiyin snorted softly:
"Really? I feel like this is pretty much like giving someone their morning coffee black."
"Narrow-minded."
She rolled her eyes, but after confirming that the spiciness of the skewers was obvious but not unbearable, Xylitol still put the skewers into her mouth and took a bite. Then her pretty little face suddenly froze slightly.
Seeing this scene, Luo Shiyin couldn't help but smile happily:
"There's cold beer in that bucket I brought up."
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