As a villain, what's wrong with raising a few magical girls?

"…I have no interest in turning into a rabbit-shaped masturbation cup."

The smile on her face froze slightly, and Luo Shiyin helplessly tapped the little girl's nose in her arms:

"And if you want to meet more magical girls, you can't just become one yourself."

"Eh? Can't you?"

"In those cartoons you watch, the magical girls rarely know each other from the beginning, right? They need some kind of opportunity to know each other's true identities."

"Hmm, it seems so..."

"So, if you simply become a magical girl, not only will you not have many opportunities to meet other companions, but you will also be forced to work overtime because of the constant appearance of monsters. In the end, you won't even have time for yourself and will gradually lose your enthusiasm."

Raising her head, looking at Zhao Doudou who was fighting the scarlet giant mouth in mid-air, Luo Shiyin chuckled and continued:

"But the villain organizations are different. Every time they plan something, they will encounter magical girls. Moreover, the work is easy, stress-free, and the salary is high. If you are interested, you can hide your identity, buy a lot of delicious food and feed the magical girls, so that they will actively stick to you."

"Hmm...it seems like that, but aren't villain organizations bad guys?"

Listening to the words of the girl with long black hair, the little girl couldn't help but show a little confusion in her eyes.

In response, Luo Shiyin just chuckled twice:

"So do you think that a person who is always willing to help others, who is careful not to harm ordinary people and public facilities when doing tasks, who works hard for his dreams, and who has a group of like-minded partners, is a bad person?"

"I'm not a bad guy...but those villains on TV all want to destroy the world."

There was an obvious look of hesitation on her face, but her immature worldview still tried to maintain the little girl's sanity.

Seeing this, Luo Shiyin raised her hand and gently poked her soft face:

"Then why don't you just not destroy the world?"

"Eh?"

"No one says that villain organizations must destroy the world, right? Villain groups can abide by the law, help others as they please, and even do charity. In fact, the word 'villain' is just a name. As long as we follow our inner choices, other people's opinions don't matter at all."

"Well……"

The expression on her face became a little dull. This cute look made Luo Shiyin's mouth slightly raised, and she concluded:

"So, establishing a villain organization and recruiting like-minded partners is just a means to contact magical girls. What to do next is the most important thing. Do you understand?"

"Um... yeah! Nannan knows!"

The confusion in the little girl's eyes gradually faded away. She turned her head to look at Zhao Doudou who was still fighting fiercely with the scarlet giant mouth, with a determined look in her eyes:

"Nannan wants to become the boss of the villain organization! Then she can help others and become friends with more magical girls!"

"Well said~"

Hearing this naive propaganda, Luo Shiyin, who had changed a little girl's dream, couldn't help but show a look of joy on her face.

Sure enough, obedient little girls are the cutest~

At the same time on the battlefield, Zhao Doudou's fireball had changed from three hundred degrees Celsius orange-red to nearly one thousand degrees Celsius blazing white.

Although doing so would cause her magic power to be consumed faster, it would also be more effective in causing damage to the scarlet mouth, at least much better than the previous situation where she didn't spend any magic power.

"Next... is the final blow!"

Taking a deep breath, Zhao Doudou, floating in the air, raised the magic wand in his hand. The blazing white flames condensed into a ramming horn in front of him, spinning towards the huge scarlet mouth that could no longer secrete mucus.

However, at this moment, a dark green light flew out from the crowd, and hit the body of the Scarlet Mouth from behind before the white flame drill.

In an instant, the monster, which was originally weak, suddenly became crazy, and its size expanded from more than three meters to about five meters.

Then, the giant mouth, which was already not small, opened to 180 degrees, almost dislocated, and even the scarlet lips were torn, leaking out materialized negative energy.

The next second, a pale, dry arm with a diameter of more than five meters, and a strange style that looked like an arm drawn by a child with crayons, stretched out from the mouth and directly crushed the white flame drill that was attacking from mid-air.

The scorching flames of over a thousand degrees Celsius evaporated most of the arm in an instant, but after a burst of squirming, the broken end split into dozens of small hands with the same rough painting style, grabbing towards Zhao Dou Dou in mid-air.

"Hey, hey, hey!"

The magic power was completely drained by the previous attack. Zhao Doudou was unable to react for a moment and was blocked from all movement areas by the sweeping arm.

Just when the girl thought that she had been a magical girl for a long time and was about to experience the legendary tentacle play, dozens of blue lights shot out from the sky and accurately broke the more than ten arms.

Then, a voice full of vitality sounded:

"Really? I thought I could take a break this time, but it turns out I still have to rely on Mela to save the day."

Chapter 59 - Birdcage (Part 1)

"Eh?"

In mid-air, Zhao Doudou, who had escaped the disaster, raised his head blankly and looked above his head.

There, a blue-haired girl wearing a thin breastplate and hot pants stood in mid-air, holding a sci-fi gun that was bigger than herself.

Those blue energy beams just now were obviously shot out by her.

"You are...the senior from the beach last time!"

Looking at the girl with a lively smile on her face, Zhao Doudou was stunned for a few seconds and then immediately showed a look of surprise:

"Sister Anonymous really didn't hurt you!"

"..."

The action of holding the gun paused slightly. The blue-haired girl blushed slightly when she was reminded of the scene at that time, and then shook her head quickly:

"Mei, Meira is a magical girl! A mere villain cadre can't hurt me! Anyway, let's deal with that monster first!"

"Ok!"

Although he felt that the attitude of this senior was a little strange, in the face of danger, Zhao Doudou immediately put aside all distracting thoughts and looked at the monster that was going berserk with a serious expression.

In the crowd, Luo Shiyin narrowed her eyes, gently put the little girl in her arms down and patted her head:

"Sister, I have something else to do. You need to stay away until mom and dad come to find you, okay?"

"Well, what are you going to do, sister?"

The little girl obediently let go of her hands that were holding the clothes and looked up in confusion and asked.

Hearing this, Luo Shiyin tilted her head and glanced in a certain direction among the crowd:

"Go see a guy who has no sense of romance and randomly interferes with magical girls' fights."

The dark green energy just now appeared very concealedly and at an extremely fast speed. In addition, Zhao Doudou's huge white flame attracted most of the attention, and few people in the audience noticed it.

On the ground, the little girl nodded her head as if she understood what the black-haired girl said, and then she seemed to have thought of something and asked loudly:

"Sister, if I become the boss of a villain organization, can you be my companion?"

Luo Shiyin paused for a moment, turned around and looked at the little guy with some surprise, then smiled again:

"If you can really become the boss of a villain organization that suits my taste in the future, then it's not impossible to give you a chance to recruit me."

.......

With the addition of the "veteran" magical girl, the monsters that had gone berserk could no longer maintain their advantage.

Moreover, as time passed, the monster's madness was gradually replaced by weakness, and finally it was pierced by a thick blue beam of light and exploded into black fragments all over the sky.

However, just as the two magical girls were searching for the core of negative energy mixed in it, a bony hand suddenly rose from the crowd and accurately caught a pair of bloody lips that looked like they had just been cut from a living person.

Seeing this scene, Zhao Doudou was stunned and subconsciously wanted to fly over:

"Uncle, that thing is very dangerous, don't..."

"Don't go there!"

The blue-haired magical girl who called herself Mera suddenly raised her hand to block the girl. Her expression became serious, and the huge gun in her hand also made a textured mechanical hum.

"I thought there was only one new magical girl in this city who could easily obtain a high-quality negative energy core, but I didn't expect this result. Reality is really a strange picture book where the outcome is unpredictable."

A strange male voice like a narration sounded, and the guy who caught the core of negative energy slowly raised his head, revealing a smooth cheek like a blank sheet of paper, with exaggerated facial features "painted" on it with simple lines of different colors like children's graffiti.

However, what surprised Zhao Doudou was that as the man spoke, the crooked lines of his mouth opened and closed, as if he was really speaking.

"boom!"

Suddenly, the blue-haired magical girl beside her aimed her gun and pulled the trigger in a way that was difficult to see with the naked eye. A dark blue energy as thick as a finger cut through the air and approached the man at sub-light speed.

But almost at the same time, a large group of distorted graffiti-like lines appeared in the air, and the azure light was like a little girl who accidentally fell into her elder sister's room, and there was no movement at that moment.

"Hmm... How rude! You attacked without even waiting for the adults to speak. I guess a kid like you would just flip through a few pages of a picture book and think you've read it all, right? You don't respect other people's hard work like that... You deserve to be punished!"

The graffiti-like eyes suddenly widened, and the distorted lines in front of the man became manic.

However, at the moment when he was about to make a move, an extreme chill rose from behind and reached his head, blowing his skull up - it really flew up!

Zhao Doudou and the blue-haired magical girl in mid-air saw that the weirdo's head suddenly grew hands and feet and jumped up, revealing a brain that was also made up of stick figures. Moreover, that thing also had eyes, ears, mouth and nose, and the painting was even more exquisite than the one on the man's "face".

Suddenly exposed to the sunlight, the thing that looked like a brain opened its eyes, looked up in confusion, and then was frightened by the detached ingenuity and opened its mouth and stuck out a long tongue. It quickly raised its hand to grasp the edge of the ingenuity and pulled it back.

This scene was so shocking that the two people in the air were stunned and did not make a move for a while.

There was obvious fear on Graffiti's face, and the man quickly looked around. However, apart from the ordinary people who quickly dispersed after discovering his weirdness, there was nothing that could threaten him.

But out of trust in his intuition, this guy decided to retreat strategically:

"Well, it seems that today is not a good day to take action, so I will let you go for now. However... next time I collect negative energy cores, if you dare to come out and get in the way, I will definitely teach you a lesson on behalf of your master. Let's go!"

Just as he was about to say the cruel words, the cold foreboding of death once again struck his mind, and the weirdo immediately turned into a mess of hand-drawn lines and flew away from the scene at a speed beyond what ordinary people could see with the naked eye.

The blue-haired magical girl reacted quickly and fired several shots, but the guy dodged them all with his seemingly impossible and funny movements.

"That...what on earth is that?"

Looking at the lines disappearing from sight, Zhao Doudou asked the questions in his heart.

However, the blue-haired magical girl was unable to give an answer and showed a distressed expression:

"He is a very powerful monster. We can't deal with him with our current strength. But why would such a strong person appear here..."

"Should we... give chase?"

After hesitating for a few seconds, Zhao Doudou asked tentatively.

However, the blue-haired magical girl just waved her hand:

“No! Although I don’t know why he was scared away, two Meras combined cannot defeat him. It would be terrible if he was caught and turned into the heroine. Now let’s work together to restore the scene and then revive those who were eaten.”

"Um... um."

Although it felt a bit bad to let the other party get away like this, the gap in strength was there. After hesitating for a moment, Zhao Doudou nodded helplessly.

At the same time, on a highway outside the city, the twisted lines returned to human shape.

However, before he could breathe a sigh of relief, a vacuum channel appeared out of thin air beside him and completely destroyed one of his arms in an instant.

The next second, a still somewhat immature female voice slowly sounded:

"I haven't been home for just a few days, how come a poisonous insect crawled into my birdcage?"

SP: Second update! 101 chapters left.

Chapter 60 - Birdcage (Part 2)

"It hurts, it hurts, it hurts! It hurts so much! It's even more painful than when I saw the robbers kill the guardian dragon and snatch away the princess it was protecting with all its heart!"

The graffiti-like face was twisted into a ball, and the man covered his broken arm and let out a wail.

Just as he was speaking, two thumb-sized little men wearing engineer uniforms walked out with their arms broken.

The two little creatures first picked up the blueprint and gestured for a while, then began to work, creating a large cloud of cartoon-like smoke at the fracture, with miniature nails and wooden boards flying around.

Immediately afterwards, the man's arm grew rapidly at a speed visible to the naked eye, and returned to normal in an instant.

This series of events would take a long time to describe in words, but in reality it only takes five seconds.

Looking at the man whose graffiti face returned to normal proportions after he stopped wailing, Luo Shiyin couldn't help but raise her eyebrows slightly:

"You have a strong self-healing ability. Which organization are you from?"

"I'm not a member of some evil organization. I'm a believer in the Great World of Painting. Why did you suddenly attack me, a guy who looks like a devil in a picture book? You were the one who released murderous intent towards me just now!"

Graffiti's eyes narrowed slightly, and the man's voice still sounded like a narration.

Seeing this, Luo Shiyin gently tossed the stone she had just picked up: