As a villain, what's wrong with raising a few magical girls?

As a villain, what's wrong with raising a few magical girls? Author: Jiang Chou

As a traditional villain, isn't it normal to take care of flowers and fish at work, and flirt with decent girls after work? This is the testimony of a 1.4-meter-tall man in court. Fake villain: She is the real villain! Evil Roman orthodoxy! Real villain: Well, our temple is small and can't support chaotic people. Monster League: Oh, your Majesty the Queen! Magical Girl: Mom? ? ?

Chapter 1 - The Villain Organization in Magical Girl Comics

"Name."

"Luo Shiyin."

"age."

"Hmm... let's say twenty?"

"gender."

"male!"

The black pen that was sliding smoothly across the white paper paused slightly. The middle-aged man with a crew cut and wearing a formal suit, who was in charge of filling in the information, raised his head and silently looked at the little guy sitting opposite him.

It was a little girl whose head did not reach the back of the chair when she sat down, with long, soft black hair that reached her waist and eyes as bright as purple stars.

Her slightly chubby face is unmade up, revealing her natural cuteness and cuteness. Her legs cannot touch the ground, so they dangle gently in the air, adding a sense of playfulness to her.

"male!"

Feeling the suspicion in the other person's eyes, the little girl, who was less than 1.4 meters tall, nodded vigorously, with a sincere look and a sincere tone, just like a primary school student who was explaining that she had forgotten her homework at home:

"Although my current physical characteristics are indeed female, I am a pure man in my soul! If you are willing to fill in my file as male, then you will be my good brother for life!"

"…Why did you apply for a job at our company?"

After a long silence, the middle-aged man with a crew cut lowered his head silently, filled in "female" in the gender column, and then filled in a sentence in the remarks - he had a clear but unclear understanding of his own gender.

Seeing that persuasion failed, Luo Shiyin couldn't help but curl her lips, but considering her current situation which was not much better than that of an orphan, she still answered honestly:

"I saw the job advertisement you posted saying that anyone with an ideal can apply regardless of age or status, so I came."

"Well, what is your ideal?"

"To live a decadent life with so much money that you can see it as a string of numbers, no need to check the day of the week when ordering takeout, and so many girlfriends that you can't count them?"

The black pen that was filling in the blanks paused again. The middle-aged man with a crew cut took a deep breath and tried to keep his tone calm:

"We are talking about ideals now, not dreams."

"...Okay, I'll be honest. Actually, I just want a stable job to solve the problem of food, clothing and housing. Before material life can be guaranteed, I don't think there is any need for ideals."

Being stared at by such a calm and numb gaze, Luo Shiyin always felt a little uncomfortable and inexplicably blurted out what was in her mind.

After she finished speaking, she finally reacted and a hint of embarrassment flashed across her eyes.

But what surprised the black-haired girl was that the middle-aged man with a wooden face was not angry at all. Instead, he nodded slightly and wrote the words "realist" in the personality column:

"Okay, do you have any special requirements for the job position and salary? If not, I will arrange for you to start the job now."

"Eh? I passed...?"

Hearing this, Luo Shiyin's gently swinging legs stiffened, her eyes widened and her face was full of disbelief.

"When you were able to see the job ad and successfully found this place, you had already passed the interview. What is going on now is just routine questioning."

The middle-aged man's tone was still calm and numb:

"So, do you have any requirements for the job position and salary? But our company has only been established for a few days, so even if you have any requirements, we may not be able to meet them."

"Well, you are really honest..."

The corner of his mouth twitched involuntarily, and Luo Shiyin responded with a dry laugh.

In response, the middle-aged man nodded without comment, stuffed the report into the desk drawer, and stood up from his chair:

"Come on, I'll show you around the work environment and introduce you to the job content. If you have any questions, feel free to ask."

"Um, may I ask if this is a serious job? Or is it the type that I can't quit once I've seen it?"

Looking at the middle-aged man's face that looked like a social animal with no intention of joking at all, Luo Shiyin inexplicably felt that something was indeed wrong and couldn't help but ask tentatively.

Hearing this, the middle-aged man just chuckled:

"High salary, low threshold, and legality, these three things never appear in the same job at the same time."

"What about your side?"

"We are different from other companies. We don't have any of those three attributes."

Glancing at the black-haired loli who was still sitting on the chair, the middle-aged man stopped smiling and returned to a numb expression:

"So? If you want to quit now, there's still time."

"Well... never mind, I'll just follow and see."

To the middle-aged man's surprise, Luo Shiyin hesitated for only two seconds before jumping off the chair and walking to his side:

"Lead the way~"

"Hmm? You really won't reconsider it?"

"I don't think a person who suddenly came to a strange city and became a little girl, with no identity, no accommodation, and no income, has the right to choose a job."

While complaining nonsense, Luo Shiyin poked her head behind the door of the interview room, but all she saw was an ordinary corridor.

After silently labeling the new employee as a "bullshit loli" and putting a question mark over the age of 20, the middle-aged man began to lead the way:

"Ordinary people only know the surface of this world, and our job is to provide power to the deep dark side."

"Well, can you translate it into Chinese?"

"You can understand this as us being the villain group in the magical girl comics."

"What?"

Luo Shiyin paused in her steps, her face full of question marks.

In response, the middle-aged man simply repeated his words in a calm and numb tone, and added at the end:

"If you still can't understand, I can give you a few comics about magical girls later. You can go back and read them for a night and you will understand."

"No, that, wait, let me sort it out..."

Covering her forehead with her hands, the corners of Luo Shiyin's mouth twitched wildly:

"So, magical girls really exist?"

"I know it's hard for you to believe, but it's okay. You'll get used to it after a few more times."

As he said this, the middle-aged man once again showed an inexplicable smile on his face:

"As for more things, He will tell you in detail when you go to see the president later."

"……I try my best."

Looking at the smile on that numb office worker's face, Luo Shiyin couldn't help but shudder.

However, after this interruption, her previous feeling of confusion was diluted a lot, and she quickly accepted the setting of a magical girl.

After all, just a few hours ago, she was still playing on the computer in an air-conditioned room. As a result, after a refreshing twitch, she inexplicably came to the streets of this world and turned into a black loli with a height of just over 1.4 meters.

Even though she was a young man who surfed the Internet intensively and had such a wide range of XP that she could go from P station to P society, it still took Luo Shiyin five minutes to accept the fact that she had become a loli with long black straight hair.

Therefore, the current situation is just a change from traveling to a parallel world to traveling into a magical world with beautiful girls. There is not much difference.

"The company currently has only three departments, namely the Field Affairs Department responsible for connecting with ordinary society, the Resources Department responsible for intelligence gathering and material management, and the R&D Department responsible for making monsters and producing props."

Although he was somewhat surprised at the adaptability of this new colleague, the middle-aged man's expression remained unchanged, and he began to formally introduce himself:

"But again, because the company has just been established, there are only five people in the entire company including the boss. I am the only one in the field department, and there are two people in the resource department."

"…What about the other person?"

Hearing this miserable statistic that even in high school it wouldn't be able to pass the minimum number of members for a club, Luo Shiyin's eyelids twitched slightly.

Hearing this, the middle-aged man who was leading the way in front couldn't help but pause, then turned his head, and looked silently at the black-haired loli behind him with eyes as if he had lost his soul.

Feeling the silence in the air, Luo Shiyin seemed to realize something and her pace slowed down until it stopped:

"That... couldn't be..."

"Yes, just as you thought."

Not giving the black-haired loli any chance to hope for the best, the middle-aged man said the answer that Luo Shiyin least wanted to hear in the most calm tone:

"The fifth employee in the company now is you."

"Can I quit now?"

"In fact, five days ago, there was a comrade in the R&D department."

As if he was trying to retain the customer, or as if he was simply explaining, the middle-aged man spoke in a steady tone, like an old gentleman who had been active on some pink software for ten years, without any fluctuation at all.

"Now?"

"disappeared."

"Farewell!"

Hearing this answer which was obviously outrageous, but strangely normal considering the current situation of the company, Luo Shiyin decisively turned around and took a step forward - are you kidding? Even if she went into the entertainment industry to perform, it would be better than joining such an organization!

Facing the reaction of the black-haired girl, the middle-aged man had no intention of stopping her. Instead, he took out a pack of crumpled cigarettes from his pocket, took out one and put it in his mouth:

"fifty thousand."

The firm steps slowed down slightly, but Luo Shiyin's body showed no intention of turning back.

There are so many cases where someone verbally offers a very high salary, and then tells you that it is the annual income after you sign the contract! You can't cheat her!

Turning his head slightly, the dead fish eyes on the middle-aged office worker's face seemed to emit a strange light:

"Fifty thousand a month."

"Gu..."

A strange sound came from her throat, and Luo Shiyin's steps completely stopped. Her body trembled slightly, and she was struggling inside.

[Don’t, don’t be tricked! This kind of trick where you are offered a very high salary at the beginning, and then after you join the company, you are constantly exploited for inexplicable reasons such as performance, attendance, qualifications, etc., and in the end you are left with only a few thousand yuan. Haven’t you seen it enough in your previous life? Don’t fall for it! ]

Seeing the hesitation of the black-haired girl, the middle-aged man took out a lighter from his arms and slowly lit the cigarette. His voice was numb as if he had just served his 500-pound baby:

"After removing the six insurances and one housing fund, the minimum monthly guarantee is 50,000 yuan, and the year-end and month-end bonuses are calculated separately."

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Chapter 2: There seems to be something wrong with this organization

"...Didn't you just say that this company doesn't have any of the three elements?"

The inner struggle was completely shattered, and Luo Shiyin turned her head silently, but there was still a last bit of entanglement in her eyes.

In response, the middle-aged man continued to walk on his own, completely ignoring whether the other party would catch up:

"Strictly speaking, the salary is only five yuan a month, but the boss will give me an extra fifty thousand yuan for hard work."

"...Take me to visit this place where I will be buried forever."

Taking a deep breath, Luo Shiyin trotted back behind the other person. Her expression was serious yet tragic. If someone who didn't know her saw it, they would think that this girl was going to be a toy of Rich Lolita.

"Well, come and say hello to your colleagues."

Exhaling a puff of smoke, the middle-aged man stopped at the corner of the corridor and glanced at the loli with long black hair behind him.

Hearing this, Luo Shiyin curiously poked her head out from the other side.

What caught my eye was an ordinary flat with an estimated area of less than 100 square meters. The very center was occupied by a hollow round table that could accommodate ten people, with two sofas facing each other on the sides, and a coffee table filled with various snacks fixed in the middle.

At this moment, a pink-haired girl with pink headphones on her head and something chewed on the corner of her mouth was lying on the sofa playing on a tablet. Her slender legs under her hot pants were crossed with each other, and her ankles were casually resting on the armrest on the other side of the sofa.

Further away is an independent office separated by frosted glass. The size is definitely no more than ten square meters. Next to it is a wooden door embedded in the wall. Judging from the "Office" label hanging on it, it is probably where the president is.

As if she noticed the movement at the corner, the girl who was playing games on the sofa tilted her head back, looked upside down at the two people at the corner, blew a fist-sized pink bubble from her mouth, and then... her face was covered with the exploded bubble gum.

"Whoa!"

She hurriedly threw away the tablet and picked the bubble gum off her face, but because the movement was too big, the girl dressed like a hot girl rolled off the sofa.