After being choked to death by a copper coin, she became a demon Jin Ji in the other world

Oh, I have to tell Sister Yuelong later and give him some emergency treatment. Don’t let him really die. It’s really laughable that he didn’t die on the dragon bed but died because of such a socially disastrous thing.

[By the way, Huanyan, prepare some hot water for your sister Suchang. She will definitely want to take a bath after she finishes her exercise. Let's be considerate and prepare it for her.]

[Then let's see if the old man has not changed his bad habits? But he has been chopped up like that, isn't it a bad time for us to go fishing?] Xiao Huanyan suddenly came to her senses, figured out Shen Yuelan's routine, and tried to persuade Shen Yuelan.

[Well, Huanyan, think about it the other way around. He was chopped up like that, but he still came to peek at other people taking a bath. Isn't that even more evil?]

[Hiss, that's true, I don't learn my lesson, okay, let's try fishing once.] Xiao Huanyan was persuaded by Shen Yuelan again, and planned to accompany Shen Yuelan to start the business of cheating her.

Shen Yuelan's sudden attack on Lao Zhao was not without reason. In the past few years, because she and Gan Yuelong and others had the decontamination talisman and did not feel safe in this place, they seldom took a bath, so they did not realize the lecherous nature of Lao Zhao.

But after Shen Suchang arrived, the situation was different. Suchang did not know how to cast talismans, so she was more accustomed to taking a bath. She did not notice it the first or second time, but after the third and fourth time, Shen Yuelan discovered that when Suchang was taking a bath, there was always a shadow swaying outside the house.

So out of curiosity, she waited outside when Su Chang was taking a bath. Guess who she saw? It was none other than Old Man Zhao. This made Shen Yuelan very angry, and she was furious at his lack of fighting spirit.

So I decided to teach this old man a profound lesson, to let him know why the flowers are so red, and thus we had tonight's [wedding night, the fourth spring of life].

Huanyan looked at her master with shame on her face. Although she didn't quite agree with his actions, she still had to deal with Old Man Zhao. No one wanted to be stared at by a pair of lustful eyes while taking a shower.

Everyone waited until the late night before Su Chang finished the battle, covered in blood and panting, and returned to Shen Yuelan's house. Seeing this, Huan Yan quietly ran out to stake out the situation. Su Chang was not stupid, and as soon as she saw this, she knew that her master was up to something bad again.

However, she also wanted to know whether Zhao Xuanlang would learn his lesson, so she cooperated and jumped into the bathtub, pretending to be taking a bath and deliberately making splashing sounds.

After a while, a figure flashed outside the house, followed by Huanyan's warning and Gan Yuelong's reproachful voice:

[Old man Zhao, you've already been through this, why don't you learn your lesson? ]

[What do you know? Ming Lan once said something that I think is right: dying under the peony flowers is as romantic as a ghost! ]

Old man Zhao retorted with an unrepentant attitude.

The corners of Shen Yuelan's mouth twitched in the room. After looking at each other, Shen Sushang and the two of them were ready to fight. Sushang hid behind the curtain and changed into clean clothes, then rushed out with Shen Yuelan to beat the downed dog.

This night is destined to be unforgettable for Old Man Zhao!

Several weeks had passed since that tragic night. No one knew whether Old Man Zhao had corrected his shameless bad habits, but Su Shang did not bathe very often anymore. Instead, she used the deodorizing talisman like Shen Yuelan and the others.

But later, when Shen Yuelan passed by Lao Zhao's house, she accidentally heard him mumbling something in the house, saying something like "Su Shang is so stingy". Well, this guy is useless.

But Shen Yuelan could understand it. After all, that was Su Chang. Her natural, graceful and charming beauty and figure were so beautiful that even Shen Yuelan, a girl now, felt a little unsure of her future when she first saw her, let alone Lao Zhao, a grown man.

The main reason why Shen Yuelan is now immune to Su Chang is that, living together every day, she has more or less tasted it and knows the taste. Moreover, she can eat it anytime, so she is naturally quite calm.

Shen Yuelan herself knew all of this very well, but she would never tell anyone about it. So let Old Zhao grieve on his own. Since he has become a monk, he should act like one, right?

It just so happened that Sister Yuelong received a request for assistance from the Time Administration, saying that the Annan territory during this period had suffered a large-scale attack by Void Pirates, and hoped that the Demon Coin Inspection Team could go and provide firepower support.

Gan Yuelong was quite happy when she received the request for assistance. After all, their team has always been mostly melee-type, and there are few opportunities for them to get involved in other people's affairs.

It just so happened that Su Chang had no place to relax, and Shen Yuelan also wanted to try out her new skills. She was on a business trip, and Lao Zhao couldn't say anything. The buffs were stacked up, so they had to go!

Chapter 25 Spring Customs in the Song Dynasty

Shen Yuelan asked Gan Yuelong when he would leave and how long it would take. Gan Yuelong stared at the phone in his hand and said:

[The Time Management Bureau estimates that the war will start at the beginning of the first year of Yongxi. We will have enough time to prepare in the second half of next year.]

[As for how long it will take, it's hard to say. The Time Management Bureau doesn't know the exact scale of the invasion yet, and is just preparing according to the highest level of warning. However, based on my past experience, it should be able to be repelled within a year or two.]

Shen Yuelan calculated the date and found that she had plenty of time, but she still asked Lao Zhao if she wanted to go to Annan with them. Lao Zhao asked her why she wanted to go to Annan.

Shen Yuelan replied that it was for official business. Lao Zhao was silent for a moment, and then asked her how long she would be gone. Shen Yuelan replied that it was expected to be completed in two to three years. Lao Zhao took a sip of rice wine, showed a bitter expression and said:

[Since it is official business, it is inconvenient for me to accompany you. When the gods fight, mortals suffer. If I go, you still have to consider my safety. I, Zhao Xuanlang, have been a hero all my life. How can I become a burden in my old age? ]

[I'll just stay here and wait for you. It's only two or three years. I can afford to wait.]

Just as Shen Yuelan thought, Lao Zhao did not stop him after hearing that it was official business, but he did not plan to go either. Shen Yuelan understood his concerns. If he stayed in Tokyo, he might be able to live two more years.

If he went to the damp and insect-infested Annan, it would be difficult for him to come back alive. The ancients had a deep obsession with returning to their roots, so Shen Yuelan did not force him. Instead, she agreed on a date to meet again and let it go.

Shen Yuelan and others began to prepare for the upcoming battle, with scrolls and talismans for sealing, calligraphy scrolls for book spirits, and the lead bullet grenades that Shen Suchang had been urging them to take.

Shen Yuelan felt like she was going crazy with work. She turned around and saw a few people sitting at the tea table drinking tea and chatting. Oh my god, it turned out that she was the only one who was busy.

There was no other way. Among the few people, Gan Yuelong and the other two were needless to say. Shen Sushang was also a warrior type with no auxiliary skills. Only Xiao Huanyan could help him draw some things. Most of the supplies needed to be prepared by himself. So he became the [transport captain] of everyone.

Shen Yuelan suddenly became unhappy and began to beg Gan Yuelong to take her into the city to relax. If he didn't take her to the city, she would not work. Gan Yuelong had no choice but to agree to take her into the city for a stroll after the New Year.

Huanyan and Suchang wanted to follow after hearing this. Gan Yuelong took a look at their appearance. One was a little white-haired boy and the other was a beautiful girl. Bringing either of them into the city would cause quite a stir. After explaining the reason, she quickly refused.

Su Chang was not annoyed when she heard that, as she knew very well how beautiful she was. She said that there was no need for the two of them to come out, and they could just hide in the core of Shen Yuelan's body and play together and see the world. Only then did Gan Yuelong agree when she heard that.

As winter approaches, Lao Zhao's dilapidated temple becomes particularly drafty. Although Shen Yuelan and others have been repairing it for three years, the ancient wooden buildings are ultimately not as warm as cement and steel bars.

In Shen Yuelan's small room, Shen Yuelan, Shen Sushang and Shen Huanyan all squeezed into one bed. Shen Yuelan hugged Huanyan and shared a quilt with her, while Shen Sushang covered herself with a quilt. This was normally the case.

But the weather was too cold at night, causing Shen Suchang to crawl into their quilt, feeling the beautiful body behind her. Although it was almost past Chenshi (7-9 o'clock), Shen Yuelan, who was immersed in the gentleness of the bed, failed to get up again.

Today is the New Year's Eve of the seventh year of Taiping Xingguo, which is New Year's Eve in later generations. In the Song Dynasty, people already had the custom of wearing new clothes, offering sacrifices to their ancestors, pasting Spring Festival couplets and visiting temple fairs on this day.

However, Lao Zhao and his friends are not interested in such tedious things. They just want to eat and drink well. Lao Zhao and Sister Yuelong have already prepared the New Year's goods early.

They started preparing in the kitchen early in the morning. Even when they were curled up in bed, they could smell the aroma of the freshly cooked food. The three little ones were struggling hard in their quilts, wavering between their fear of the cold, their fascination with warmth and their desire for delicious food.

However, the three of them were finally awakened by Gan Yuelong's shout of "It's time for dinner", but even though they were awake, they still had difficulty getting up.

Shen Yuelan got up with difficulty, but was pressed down by Su Shang with her smooth and soft body. Huanyan in her arms wanted to get up, but Shen Yuelan held her tightly and refused to let go, so she pressed her back.

The three of them pulled each other like this for two quarters of an hour, or half an hour. In the end, it was only after Gan Yuelong put her frozen cold hands into the bed of the three that the three of them were willing to get up.

Gan Yuelong brought back a lot of New Year's goods for everyone, such as Buddha flowers, leeks, lettuce, orchid sprouts, lotus seeds, walnuts, Zezhou taro (malt sugar) and other food, as well as some firecrackers and fireworks from the Song Dynasty.

After everyone got up and washed, they went straight to the dining table. Normally, they would worship their ancestors or something, but everyone in the house had ancestors, and they all belonged to the group to be worshipped.

Gan Yuelong and Lao Zhao's cooking skills are quite good, and everyone was very satisfied with the meal. In addition to various delicacies, there was also a kind of wine called Tusu wine on the table. Drinking Tusu wine was also a custom during the Song Dynasty during the New Year. The whole family drank this wine soaked with Tusu grass to ward off evil spirits and avoid plague.

In the past few years, Shen Yuelan has learned a few dishes from the two of them. At least she won't starve to death when she goes on missions in the future. Relatively speaking, Huanyan likes cooking more than Shen Yuelan and has learned it better than Shen Yuelan.

At least Lao Zhao commented that she had inherited three-tenths of his true skills. Shen Yuelan was naturally happy to see this happen, because she could live off him in the future.

After lunch, everyone started to get busy with the affairs of the Taoist temple. Thanks to Gan Yuelong's medical practice over the years, the originally deserted and remote temple gradually began to have people coming to burn incense. Today, there were especially many donors, most of whom came to thank and visit Fairy Xuanlong.

In the Song Dynasty, Taoist temples had the custom of making immortality soup, and doctors had the custom of making Tusu bags and other medicine bags to send to customers. Therefore, people mainly used the daytime to rush to make these things and send them to the donors who came to worship and burn incense. Don't ask why Shen Yuelan didn't prepare in advance, there were no pilgrims in the past two years.

They were busy until the evening. After everyone had finished their meal, they began to paste up [door gods], hang [peach charms], and welcome [spring plaques]. These were all drawn by Shen Yuelan herself. After four years of practice, Shen Yuelan's calligraphy and painting finally broke away from the Taoist emperor and formed her own style, achieving some success.

Su Chang took Wanchuan and Huanyan to play with firecrackers and fireworks. There were many varieties of firecrackers in the Song Dynasty, no less than a hundred kinds, including single-shot, double-shot, and continuous-shot. There were even firecrackers made into human figures. It can be said that the technology level was very close to that of later generations.

The city of Dongjing in the distance was even more red, just like the day, and the sound of firecrackers and drums was as loud as thunder, and the noise lasted all night. I had heard that the temple fairs in the Song Dynasty were extremely prosperous, but looking at it from afar today, what was described in the book was not even one ten-thousandth of the real scene.

Shen Yuelan couldn't help but think of the poem "New Year's Day" by the Duke of Jing in the Song Dynasty.

[A year has passed with the sound of firecrackers, and the spring breeze brings warmth to Tusu. In the bright sunshine, every household replaces the old charms with new ones. ]

Chapter 26: Cuckold

Holding a wine pot and a plate of braised mutton, Old Zhao walked to the threshold of the courtyard gate alone and sat down, watching the gorgeous fireworks in the distance, eating mutton in small bites, drinking Tu Su wine alone, feeling very comfortable.

Shen Yuelan looked at him from afar and saw that he did not look sad, but instead had a sense of contentment and contentment. So she felt relieved and let him drink alone.

They thought that no one would come to burn incense during the festival days, so everyone in the temple, including Lao Zhao, did not get up early. However, they never expected that a knock on the door woke everyone up from their sweet dreams.

In a trance, Shen Yuelan heard Lao Zhao had walked out of the room to greet the pilgrims. Since she had nothing to do, she went back to bed peacefully. But after a while, Gan Yuelong came to knock on her door.

Yuelong said that this pilgrim did not come to visit her, the Fairy Xuanlong, but came to visit herself, the Fairy Minglan, and said that they were two distinguished guests. Upon hearing this, Shen Yuelan had already guessed who the visitors were.

With no other options, he could only get up, wash and dress, then pick up a whisk and take Mingyan to the main hall to meet the guest. He just didn't know why that person came here at this time.

Inside the main hall, two gorgeously dressed men and women looked silently at the somewhat dilapidated statues of the Three Pure Ones and the old man standing beside the statues.

The young man looked at Lao Zhao and nodded, then turned around and stared at the statue, ignoring the fact that Lao Zhao did not exist. The woman had no interest in Lao Zhao at all, and just stared at the back door, expecting someone to come.

Seeing this, Old Zhao sighed softly and just hoped that Minglan would come over as soon as possible. It was really inappropriate for him to stay here. After all, the young man opposite had a close relationship with him, and the fact that he ignored his existence was already a result of their past friendship.

Just when Old Zhao was in agony, the long-awaited Fairy Minglan finally arrived. Shen Yuelan, wearing a yin-yang Taoist robe and holding a green whisk in her hand, came in a dusty manner, instantly attracting the attention of everyone in the hall.

Compared with her usual sloppy image, Shen Yuelan, who has dressed up specially, can be called a stunning beauty. Her red eyes add a bit of beauty to her. She is different from Su Shang's charm and Gan Yuelong's heroism.

Her beauty is more like a shallow mountain stream, a countryside creek, and a grassland breeze, clear and natural, without any carving or decoration, and completely natural. At least this is what King Han Zhao Yuanxiu thought when he first saw the fairy Minglan.

The woman next to him seemed even more fanatical about Shen Yuelan. She barely concealed her surging love for her, and her eyes were almost turning into the shape of a heart.

The two different gazes staring at her made Shen Yuelan startled and she hesitated for a moment. It was only at Huanyan's urging that Shen Yuelan finally calmed down and continued to walk towards the two people.

As he walked, he was still muttering to himself, wondering when he had attracted these two bad peach blossoms. He hadn't even been to Tokyo yet.

When Shen Yuelan came closer, Lao Zhao looked at her and then left the main hall. Shen Yuelan asked the two to sit down, asked Huanyan to add more tea, and asked about the purpose of their visit.

The woman was naturally Liu E who had already moved into Prince Han's palace. She was determined to fall in love with Ming Lan the first time she saw her. At first, she didn't think anything of it, but as time passed, the image of the fairy Ming Lan became more and more vivid in her mind and occupied a corner in Liu E's heart.

When Liu E entered the palace that day, Zhao Yuanxiu asked her why she wanted to enter the palace. Liu E replied:

[Because I want to stand side by side with the person I miss, not to be together, but to look at each other from afar. ]

[Oh, I don't know when I provoked you, a beautiful lady, to come here? ]

Zhao Yuanxiu asked proudly.

[Uh, Your Highness, you worry too much. What I said is not Your Highness. 】

Liu E avoided his gaze and was a little embarrassed for a moment.

But the person who was even more embarrassed was still standing in front of her. Zhao Yuanxiu, who had been complacent, suddenly froze. The atmosphere was very awkward for a moment. The more Zhao Yuanxiu thought about it, the angrier he became. In the end, he was so angry that he laughed.

He asked angrily:

[Oh, I don't know, which prince is so lucky to have such a beautiful woman's love? Is it the King of Yi? Or the King of Wei? ]

[Your Highness is joking. I am a country girl, and I have never seen such a noble person before. All I think of is a banished fairy lady.]

When Liu E said this, a faint blush gradually appeared on her pretty little face.

Liu E's beautiful appearance of a young girl in love made Zhao Yuanxiu, who originally just wanted to go through the motions, unable to move in an instant. He was also successfully aroused by this little bastard's competitive spirit.

[Okay, okay, what a good exiled fairy. I want to see if you can still remember your exiled fairy after you have had sex with me! ]

After saying this, he carried the somewhat resistant Liu E to the bed without further ado.

He wanted to see whether the little girl in front of him would choose him or her banished fairy after being possessed by him and feeling his might and strength!

He did not notice that the beauty who was about to enjoy his pleasure secretly revealed a triumphant smile, and... 30,000 words omitted here...

After a night of love, Zhao Yuanxiu looked at the beautiful woman sleeping beside him and felt quite emotional. No wonder his uncle and father both liked to be Wei Wu. The feeling was indeed different and somewhat exciting.

Through this night, Liu E successfully captured Zhao Yuanxiu's heart and became the King of Han's white moonlight and treasure.

But when he thought of the beauty he held in his heart every day, thinking of another person every day and night, even if it was a fairy, after a long time, Zhao Yuanxiu could not stand it more or less.

So, after taking care of the affairs at the palace, Zhao Yuanxiu took advantage of the day off and brought his beloved concubine to meet his [rival in love] whose name he had heard of for a long time.

Shen Yuelan was speechless when she heard this. What kind of bloody plot was this? She was cuckolded for no reason? Damn you, you guys, just play, why did you drag me into your play, and what a NTR plot.

This is really intolerable! Shen Yuelan, who wanted to lose her temper, was held tightly by Huanyan behind her, who kept persuading Shen Yuelan to calm down.

Shen Yuelan calmed down and resisted the urge to kill the couple in front of her. She gritted her teeth and said:

【Then what?】

[You two wouldn't want to have sex in front of me just for the sake of excitement, right? ]

When Shen Yuelan said this, a three-foot-long green sword appeared in front of the two of them.

Seeing that the situation was not good, Zhao Yuanxiu knew that he had offended a real master, so he quickly stood up and apologized to Shen Yuelan, saying that he was also confused for a moment and felt deeply sorry to Shen Yuelan.

This time, he came not for the romantic affair that Shen Yuelan mentioned, but to compensate Shen Yuelan. For this reason, Zhao Yuanxiu also specially inquired about Shen Yuelan's preferences and prepared a thousand taels of gold, 30 jars of imperial wine, two paintings and calligraphy by famous artists, and some jewelry to make amends to her.

As Zhao Yuanxiu spoke, he clapped his hands. Hearing his order, the servants filed in from outside the courtyard and moved all the treasures into the hall one by one.

The corners of Shen Yuelan's mouth twitched and her fists clenched so hard that they made a crackling sound. Damn it, if I really accepted these things, wouldn't I really be labeled a cuckold?

Chapter 27 You'd better be real

Zhao Yuanxiu also suddenly realized that his words just now were a little unclear, and he was afraid that he had caused the master to misunderstand him, so he quickly explained:

[Please calm down, Fairy. I just made a mistake. What I meant is that this gift is a way for you to repay me for the kindness you gave me. I hope you will accept it.]

[As for what I just said, it was just the story of how Xiao Wang and my wife first met. Xiao Wang suddenly remembered that the Taoist name of the exiled fairy that my wife admired was not Minglan. Uh, it was... yes... ah, that's right, it was a fairy named Xuanlong.]

[So, the story just now has nothing to do with the benefactor. You can just listen to it for fun. I suddenly remembered that there are still some mundane matters that have not been dealt with in the mansion, so I will say goodbye to the benefactor for the time being.]

[E'er, stay here and chat with your benefactor. Remember to return home at night. Um, if you don't go back, remember to send someone to report to this king.]

After Zhao Yuanxiu finished speaking, he ran away without waiting for Liu E's response.

Zhao Yuanxiu is not a stupid prince. He naturally knows that the Fairy Xuanlong he mentioned is from the same sect as the Fairy Minglan here. Why doesn't he run away before the Fairy Xuanlong returns, but wait to be caught by her?

In fact, what Zhao Yuanxiu thought was right. If he had run a few minutes later, Wanchuan and Lao Zhao in the back hall would not be able to stop the furious Gan Yuelong.