Although Shen Yuelan thought so, she could let Aluan go through the history revision program, but how could she deal with the strong-willed king and queen?
At this moment, the queen was secretly lying on the parapet, looking at the figure that had already gone away.
There was a look of great desire in her big eyes.
The pain brought to her by the nuclear radiation allowed her to easily survive the reckoning of historical revisions, and her past memories were preserved and did not disappear.
However, the Queen did not intend to experience that kind of pain that penetrated deep into her bones for a second time, so she made the same choice as Shen Yuelan and temporarily stopped contacting Shen Yuelan and others.
If Shen Yuelan chose to meet the Queen at this moment, she would find that the Queen was holding a Qi Fa Hua tightly in her hand. That knife coin was one of the many Qi Fa Hua that the Queen had snatched from Shen Yuelan.
[We will meet again, A-Luan, please look forward to our reunion, hehe. ]
Shen Yuelan, who had just left Linzi, suddenly shuddered. At this moment, Shen Yuelan was listening to Gan Yuelong's love experience.
[I'm telling you, don't mess with women with yandere personalities. You can only see women like that in the second dimension. Women like that in the third dimension are really scary. They'll chop you with a knife at any second.]
[Unfortunately, in my early years, when I was young and ignorant, I actually provoked such a yandere, and the result was the beginning of a nine-hundred-year-long sadomasochistic love affair.]
[During this period, I was hunted down by the other party countless times, forced to reconcile, and then broke up again. It was not until that guy died on duty that I finally got a break. Those days were truly the most painful time I have ever experienced in the other world.]
Shen Yuelan listened to Gan Yuelong's experience, and couldn't help but think of the image of the Queen in her mind. Fortunately, that guy was an ordinary person and could not become a civil servant in the other world, otherwise there was a possibility that he would really become a yandere.
Amitabha, I hope I won’t meet a woman with this kind of personality again.
Alas, praying to Buddha seems to be of no use. Maybe it was my unlucky colleague who was playing the role.
Zhao Yishang, who was working in the other world, suddenly sneezed.
【Who... who is talking about me again? 】
The topic of their love life suddenly came to mind when they were talking about the yandere girlfriend, and suddenly no one could continue the conversation.
The two had to change the topic to work in order to suppress all the adverse reactions caused by the yandere girlfriend.
[According to your plan, you want to create a medical demigod in Yandi? ]
【This is the plan.】
[Is that so? Then you'd better report to the Mythology Administration. Even if you are a demigod, you are still under the jurisdiction of the Mythology Administration.]
[And once it involves the realm of gods, the impact of related activities on the people is very large. If we do not discuss and communicate with the relevant departments in advance, it will cause very serious consequences. By then, it will not only be the Warring States period that needs to be rectified. ]
Chapter 154: Banquet at the Ancient Pavilion
[I see. I thought there wouldn't be any problem in creating a demigod image with little influence.]
[Gods are what the people want. There must be a reason for the birth of gods. If you manipulate the birth of gods at will, it will affect the rise and fall of a dynasty, or even change the fate of a family.]
[So the path of the gods is actually difficult to play. Without thousands of years of experience, one cannot control such a huge cause and effect. If one line fails, it may lead to the collapse of the entire line.]
[The fairy Xuanlong that I created in the Northern Song Dynasty was just a Taoist priest with a higher level of Taoism, and was completely different from a deity.]
Shen Yuelan touched her nose with a guilty conscience when she heard this. Did she not expect that she had misunderstood? If she had known this, she would not have wasted her energy.
Seeing that Shen Yuelan was about to give up her plan, Gan Yuelong changed the subject and continued:
[Although it is not allowed to create gods, legends are something that can be considered. Legends are groundless and can be big or small. They are not related to people's livelihood and will not cause too much impact. They are also easy to deal with.]
[So I personally suggest that you just create a small-scale legend, which will not affect the overall situation and can achieve the goal. ]
[Legend?]
[Yes, legends are actually similar to myths in nature, the only difference is the size of the influence. In my opinion, the biggest difference is that there is no need to report to the Mythology Administration.]
Shen Yuelan immediately understood Gan Yuelong's meaning after hearing this. She was teaching her how to take advantage of loopholes!
Myths and legends, to put it bluntly, are the same thing, but there is a huge difference in their supervision. One is official and the other is private, so when the wording is changed, the operability becomes much greater.
Under the guidance of her predecessors, Shen Yuelan finally redefined her work goals. After sorting out her thoughts, Shen Yuelan suddenly felt refreshed. There is nothing more frustrating than running around like a headless fly.
After that, Shen Yuelan and others continued on their journey. Gan Yuelong seemed to have stayed in Liaodong area for a period of time in the past, and she planned to revisit the old place first, so their destination was the same.
Shen Yuelan had a premonition that she would meet the old man Lian Po again this time on the border of Zhao State. The look in his eyes the last time he looked at her was not right.
When crossing the border between Qi and Zhao, Shen Yuelan met Lian Po again as expected. Alas, this guy is really a lingering ghost.
[Hey, Miss Bai, we meet again. You didn't listen to me and went to Qi after all.]
[How is it? How does it feel to travel around that place? ]
This time, Lian Po did not bring a large number of troops to set up checkpoints. He only took a few personal soldiers to hunt nearby. He might also want to patrol the border at the same time.
Shen Yuelan guessed that the State of Qi must have given up its pursuit of the northern border, and the two countries shook hands and made peace, and temporarily ceased fighting, so this guy was so leisurely.
[Thanks to the general, although there were some twists and turns, it was generally smooth. The matter in Qi has been resolved. Now we are going back.]
[That's great! That's great! Eh? I didn't see this beauty last time. Is she from Qi? ]
Gan Yuelong sneered when he heard this. Calling Shen Yuelan a young lady means calling her a lady, but calling herself a beauty means calling her a beauty. Gan Yuelong didn't believe that there was no teasing meaning in this.
She wanted to see whether she was too old to hold a knife, or whether this Lian Po was really as stubborn and tough as the character in the game?
[Oh, beauty? General, you are really flattering me. Are you trying to test my sharpness? ]
[Uh, hahahaha, this lady has misunderstood, hasn't she? This is a compliment, and I don't mean to be sarcastic.]
When Lian Po saw that Gan Yuelong was about to draw his sword, he quickly dismounted to explain and show his sincerity.
[Okay, okay, I was quite reckless, but I was quite wrong, okay? Well, I just happened to shoot a wild deer and some pheasants, the meat is very fresh. ]
[There happens to be an ancient pavilion nearby. I will use the meat to prepare a banquet and apologize to you. How do you think? ]
Shen Yuelan and Gan Yuelong were stunned when they heard this, but Gan Yuelong quickly realized that Lian Po was not giving up and wanted to continue testing her at the dinner table.
Humph, a banquet, huh? Fine, if I don't get you drunk so hard that even your mother won't recognize you, I won't be named Gan!
[Haha, General, you are so generous. What a coincidence! My daughter is also a great drinker. She brought a lot of fine wines with her. How about we take advantage of this opportunity and not leave until we are drunk? ]
[Hahaha, this girl is also very generous. Well, in that case, I will risk my life to accompany you today and have a drink with you all. Drink until you are drunk and don't leave until you are drunk! ]
[Please! Please come this way. I will lead the way for you.]
After Lian Po finished speaking, he led the way with a few of his personal soldiers, while Gan Yuelong and the others followed slowly behind. Shen Yuelan took advantage of the fact that Lian Po and the others were not paying attention to this side and quietly asked Gan Yuelong:
[Sister Yuelong, what's going on? Didn't we agree to go to Liaodong? Why are you staying in Zhao State and drinking with Lian Po? ]
[Didn't you see that guy just kept biting us as soon as he saw us? There must be something wrong here, and it's probably related to Yin Ji. Just wait and see how I dig out that old bastard! ]
Shen Yuelan was confused for a moment when she saw Gan Yuelong's confident look. Yin Ji? Isn't it just a drink? What does this have to do with Yin Ji?
Is Sister Yuelong crazy? Is Yin Ji really a special person in her heart? Otherwise, why would she be so out of control?
As they were talking, they had already arrived in front of the ancient pavilion that Lian Po had mentioned. The personal soldiers were quite efficient. After arriving, they immediately began to prepare the meat and make a fire to cook.
Shen Yuelan was afraid that those guys would waste the food, so she asked Shen Huanyan and others to help. She took a few servants played by Qin Ruishi, pretended to go get some wine, and returned to the carriage.
She quietly selected strong liquor in the carriage. Although Shen Yuelan didn't see any clues from Lian Po, she could probably understand Gan Yuelong's intention. She just wanted to get Lian Po drunk and then get some information out of him.
In that case, I'd better cooperate with her. With a sly smile on her face, Shen Yuelan moved out more than ten jars of high-proof liquor that she had carefully selected from her core space.
Seeing that there were no mistakes, he simply lifted the curtain of the carriage and asked the servants to start carrying wine into the pavilion.
[Humph, drink it, drink it well, these are rare wines from the Warring States Period, I guarantee you two will have an endless aftertaste. ]
The two people far away in the pavilion were staring at each other eagerly. They both suspected that the other had something they wanted, but they were unsure.
So they both thought of getting information out of each other by drinking. Just when they were solemnly preparing to get each other drunk, the drinks that Shen Yuelan brought over made both of their faces turn green.
Gan Yuelong could naturally see that Shen Yuelan wanted to help her, but the problem was that Lian Po was not that drinkable. In the end, even if she really got Lian Po drunk, she was afraid she wouldn't be able to get anything out of him.
Lian Po on the opposite side, although he couldn't tell the alcohol content of the wine, he knew as soon as he smelled it that this wine was definitely an intoxicating wine, and he was afraid that he would not be able to survive!
Hiss, what should I do? I’ve already said it, wouldn’t it be bad to go back on my word?
Chapter 155: A Little Tiger
The power of the strong liquor put Lian Po in a dilemma for a moment. Although from a rational point of view, he should quit while he was ahead and find an opportunity to escape.
But Lian Po's fragile self-esteem suddenly started to play tricks on him. A surge of hot blood bursting from his chest instantly rushed into his brain, making him feel dizzy.
[Haha, the girl is not lying to me. The daughter of the Bai family is indeed an expert in drinking. Even the Emperor of Zhou has never enjoyed such a beautiful wine! ]
[Haha, of course. I never lie to you. This is fine wine. You can hardly find a better one even if you travel all over the seven kingdoms. I say that!]
[General, you have already seen the color of this wine. If you do not believe what I said, then smell the aroma of this wine.]
Lian Po naturally followed suit, picked up the wine cup and savored it carefully. Under the stimulation of a large amount of male hormones and high concentration of alcohol, Lian Po suddenly made a decision that made him regret for the rest of his life.
He wanted to take on the challenge! He wanted to face it head-on! He didn't believe that he couldn't drink more than a woman!
[Well, this wine is good, it is indeed a top-quality treasure. ]
[You two can take your time, please drink first as a sign of respect! ]
After Lian Po finished speaking, he drank bowl after bowl of strong liquor. With that sip, Lian Po, who was unprepared, almost saw his deceased parents. After a burst of crazy coughing, Lian Po, with a flushed face, stared at his wine cup in disbelief.
Oh my god, even though this wine is good, it's a little too strong. After just one glass, I can't stand it anymore.
Lian Po looked at the dozen or so jars of liquor on the ground with some horror. He suddenly became worried whether he could leave the table alive.
If he really died of drinking here, wouldn't he be the first general in history to die of drinking at the table? Although this would leave a name for eternity, what difference would it make from being infamous for eternity? This wouldn't do!
Lian Po found this outrageous. He felt that he could not drink any more and had to run away!
[Hahaha, this is really good wine. I have never tasted such a refreshing and pleasant wine. Not bad, really good!]
[However, although this wine is good, it is not advisable to drink too much. ]
Gan Yuelong naturally saw Lian Po's intention to retreat. Coincidentally, she didn't want to drink so much either. However, she still had to go through the necessary procedures, so she asked Lian Po tentatively.
【Oh? General Lian doesn't want to drink more of such good wine? Do you really want to be like Liu Xiahui, who sat on someone's lap without getting distracted?】
[Uh, hahahaha, that person is revered as the "Harmony Saint" by Confucianism. How can I, a mere commoner like Lian Po, be compared with him? I really have military duties to attend to, so I can't drink too much.]
[From ancient times to the present, there have been many people who have made mistakes due to drinking. I hope you two can understand me. How about we have a drink today? ]
Just as Lian Po was racking his brains to find a plausible excuse to avoid the drinking disaster, his personal soldiers carried freshly roasted venison up to the ancient pavilion.
[Oh, the venison is ready, come and have a taste, this roasted venison is quite delicious, if you miss the deer meat because of drinking too much, wouldn't it be sad? ]
When Lian Po saw the whole roasted deer being brought forward, he immediately rolled up his sleeves and divided the meat among the three people in the pavilion. He only cut off the deer leg for the three people and pushed the rest of the meat back.
[Come on, come on, don't just stand there. We can't eat that much. Just leave two deer legs for us. You can share the rest. Give more to the girls. Got it?]
【promise!!】
When Gan Yuelong saw that Lian Po was quite methodical in dividing the meat, he knew that this man was someone he could get along with for a long time. At the very least, he was a warm-hearted person who did not like to eat alone. This would allow Yue Lan to become close friends with him.
[Ah, I have heard for a long time that the general loves his soldiers like his own sons. Today I am fortunate to see it. It is indeed true. ]
[Hahaha, sorry to both of you for making fun of me. Sorry to bother you. Deer meat is good, but you can’t eat too much of it. Eating too much will easily cause you to get irritated, which is not healthy.]
[The same is true for fine wine. A little bit of it can make you happy, but too much of it can harm your body. It is better to do a favor and share it with the soldiers.]
[Also, don’t underestimate the tricks of this thing. There are many twists and turns in it. How does the saying go? Yes, it is not the lack of wealth that is worrying, but the inequality of wealth. ]
[No matter what, you must always be fair. If you are a general in the army and cannot do this, it is better not to share the spoils and just eat all by yourself.]
[If you don't share food with them, the soldiers will only think that you, as a general, have bad character and like to eat alone.]
[At most they would just complain about it, and would not do anything radical, because they have no one, so there is nothing to be dissatisfied about.]
[But when you distribute the spoils among them but it is not fair, it will not work because it will arouse the rebellious psychology of those soldiers. We are all fighting in the same war, and he is not much better than me, so why should he get more than me?]
[After a while, it turned into a so-called camp riot or mutiny. The Bai family should have felt deeply about this. ]
When Lian Po was speaking, Shen Yuelan clearly felt that this guy glanced at her. Haha, it turned out that he thought she was a maid from Bai Qi's family.
No wonder he likes to chat with me whenever he has nothing to do. In a sense, he was not wrong.
Shen Yuelan was not very clear about the personal relationship between Lian Po and Bai Qi, because it was not recorded in history books. Regarding the communication between the two, history books only recorded the Battle of Changping more than ten years later, which was the peak showdown between the two famous generals of Qin and Zhao.
In that war, the two did not complete the final decisive battle. The war ultimately ended hastily because King Zhao fell into a trap and replaced his generals at the last minute. This move also completely cut off the possibility of Zhao having the last laugh.
I wonder what Lian Po, who was already very old at that time, felt when he saw his homeland gradually declining.
I think he would have done just as recorded in history books, eating a full bowl of rice and more than ten pounds of meat, putting on armor and mounting a horse to show that he was useful.
Lian Po, who was talking excitedly, glanced at Shen Yuelan inadvertently and suddenly found that the little girl from the Bai family was looking at him with an almost pity look. Hiss, what...what does this mean?
Is it because I broke my promise that you look down on me?
Well, someone offered me such precious wine, but I was not grateful and I was hesitant and reluctant, just like a woman. Who wouldn't laugh at me?
If this little girl returns to Qin, wouldn't everyone in Qin know that I'm afraid of alcohol? Would the Qin envoys use this little thing to make fun of me in the court of Zhao?
The more Lian Po thought about it, the more desperate he became. He glanced at Shen Yuelan with some uncertainty. Hiss, she didn't run away. This guy was just pitying himself. No, I, Lian Po, have just made a name for myself in Qi. I can't let this girl from Qin look down on me.
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